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deathdrive83 posted:Hey look, even less of a need for new lawyers: Yeah, if you happen to pull a panel with the judge that came up with the test for nominative fair use, you might be able to win on a nominative fair use defense! Pro se for everyone!
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Adar posted:When I did BarBri, I wrote out the first sample essay they had everyone do, got my low score back, decided it was bullshit and just focused on the multiple choice from that point on. I would have been borderline without the book, but just doing all of the MC in the sections you're weakest in should be enough to pass with a solid margin, as long as you are a good test taker and follow IRAC/make the rule up as appropriate for partial credit during the essays. Nah you're still right, the Con Law section is New York Times-able. I haven't read the constitution yet and I managed to pass it on the barbri sample multi-state sections. Property and some of the commercial stuff is terrible, though. It's not difficult, but it is so boring and the questions seem to be longer; it's just generally painful to have to do it. Serious, mental anguish at having to touch this poo poo; I'm surpised bar exams aren't considered cruel and unusual punishment. Still disgusted I have to touch this turd of an exam after slogging through three years of their accredited horseshit education
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# ? Jul 9, 2010 21:59 |
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Phil Moscowitz posted:What time you going to be here? It'll have to be early afternoon. I was meeting a friend between 2-3 but we can grab a beer around 1 or so and that way I don't have to have THE INTERNET and IRL converge.
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# ? Jul 9, 2010 22:07 |
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Stunt Rock posted:I was meeting a friend between 2-3 but we can grab a beer around 1 or so and that way I don't have to have THE INTERNET and IRL converge. I have dinner plans but not until 8, so 5-6 might work too. Are you looking at down/uptown? We can continue this conversation in PM so as not to make everyone else jealous of you for meeting me
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Lykourgos posted:Nah you're still right, the Con Law section is New York Times-able. I haven't read the constitution yet and I managed to pass it on the barbri sample multi-state sections. Doctors, who have to take multiple rounds of intense board and licensing exams, scoff at you. The bar is bad and I would rather not do it again, but there are worse exams.
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PS I am a disgusting sweaty cheeto stereotypical gune, you will love me
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TyChan posted:Doctors, who have to take multiple rounds of intense board and licensing exams, scoff at you. At least when they're through doctors are looked at like lifesaving angels of mercy and love, whereas your reward for passing the bar is everyone thinks you're a lying scumbag leech
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# ? Jul 9, 2010 22:17 |
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Phil Moscowitz posted:I have dinner plans but not until 8, so 5-6 might work too. Are you looking at down/uptown? We can continue this conversation in PM so as not to make everyone else jealous of you for meeting me Perhaps for some of us our jealousy takes the form of a desire to live vicariously through one of you did you ever think of that
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# ? Jul 9, 2010 22:24 |
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Ainsley McTree posted:Perhaps for some of us our jealousy takes the form of a desire to live vicariously through one of you did you ever think of that You and me have one thing in common The other day I sat on my couch in my boxer shorts and played Red Dead Redemption for 10 hours straight
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Phil Moscowitz posted:At least when they're through doctors are looked at like lifesaving angels of mercy and love, whereas your reward for passing the bar is everyone thinks you're a lying scumbag leech ah not true, don't know what planet you live on but here prosecutors don't touch the floor when they walk and all common people bow towards you when they enter/leave a room you're in. also any boring conversation can be instantly improved by saying "well that's not a punishable offence yet but give it time" Lykourgos fucked around with this message at 22:43 on Jul 9, 2010 |
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Lykourgos posted:ah not true, don't know what planet you live on but here prosecutors don't touch the floor when they walk and all common people bow towards you when they enter/leave a room you're in. Wait until you noll pros some guy on a minor offense and he ends up raping and murdering a 12 year old and then see if your poo poo still smells sweeter than most
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# ? Jul 9, 2010 22:43 |
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Phil Moscowitz posted:Wait until you noll pros some guy and he ends up raping and murdering a 12 year old and then see if your poo poo smells sweeter than most wait until you leave your mobile phone inside a patient and he dies when you get a phone call at least the sin attaches to the defendant not the prosecutor
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doctors are better than all lawyers including prosecutors deal with it.
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# ? Jul 9, 2010 22:47 |
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Phil Moscowitz posted:doctors are better than all lawyers including prosecutors deal with it. not true doctors are okay i guess but they are still lower on the totem pole we can make them appear in court or depositions and swear to tell us whatever we want to know, they can never make us go to hospital and even if we want to we can be snide and say "welp that's your opinion doc but im off to get my second opinion" and then do a poo in their toilet just to show our indignation also we tell them how to do their job all the time
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# ? Jul 9, 2010 22:50 |
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Phil Moscowitz posted:doctors are better than all lawyers including prosecutors deal with it. Wait until you tazer the poo poo out of Clarence Thomas's nephew. That gavel doesn't just cause order in the court.
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Phil Moscowitz posted:You and me have one thing in common I can't remember if I posted about this or if your insight into my lifestyle is just that good
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I used to have a lot of respect for doctors and hold the medical profession in pretty high esteem, however that esteem is being eroded daily by contact with Independent Medical Examiners and expert witnesses
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Ainsley McTree posted:I can't remember if I posted about this or if your insight into my lifestyle is just that good 2.
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deathdrive83 posted:Hey look, even less of a need for new lawyers: Trademark law isn't that difficult, not surprised.
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# ? Jul 10, 2010 04:25 |
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Got our class ranks in today, I guess I'm still king of the turd-heap
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# ? Jul 10, 2010 04:47 |
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Phil Moscowitz posted:doctors are better than all lawyers including prosecutors deal with it. yep, this is pretty much true.
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Phil Moscowitz posted:doctors are better than all lawyers including prosecutors deal with it. Doctor's are like lawyers but when they gently caress up someone dies. Their profession stopped being noble when Pfizer bought it. If I could get away with it I would do entirely medical malpractice simply because the current medical profession deserves to be bankrupted with tort suits.
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JudicialRestraints posted:Doctor's are like lawyers but when they gently caress up someone dies. Their profession stopped being noble when Pfizer bought it. If I could get away with it I would do entirely medical malpractice simply because the current medical profession deserves to be bankrupted with tort suits. please just shut up
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JudicialRestraints posted:Doctor's are like lawyers but when they gently caress up someone dies. Their profession stopped being noble when Pfizer bought it. If I could get away with it I would do entirely medical malpractice simply because the current medical profession deserves to be bankrupted with tort suits. Chiropractors aren't doctors dude.
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J Miracle posted:I used to have a lot of respect for doctors and hold the medical profession in pretty high esteem, however that esteem is being eroded daily by contact with Independent Medical Examiners and expert witnesses I used to have a lot of respect for lawyers until I met the Dargon Law Firm?
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BigHead posted:Chiropractors aren't doctors dude. I've never met a chiropractor that has killed someone? The medical profession is like any job, some people will go into it for altruistic reasons, but a significant number will be money grubbing assholes. Unethical/lazy/incompetent lawyers are also a huge problem which has rightfully tarnished our profession. I just find it hypocritical that doctors receive much more public respect despite the massive rates of medical error resulting in death (~195,000 a year http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/11856.php) Of course, there's also the fact that doctors are so cozily in bed with the pharmaceutical/insurance industry that health care coverage for the average American is a tragicomic third world affair. Again, I recognize that many doctors are hardworking caring people. I just don't give doctors the benefit of the doubt.
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JudicialRestraints posted:I've never met a chiropractor that has killed someone? Doctors are, what, the 8th leading cause of death? And we're supposed to respect these fuckers? I have a bunch of clients who are doctors and they're no better than anyone else.
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Look, let's just agree that lawyers are better. It will benefit us all in the long run, and I can assure you it's true.
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# ? Jul 10, 2010 16:53 |
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Nobody ever went to medical school because they didn't know what else to do after finishing undergrad!
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quote:Rage against doctors diospadre posted:Nobody ever went to medical school because they didn't know what else to do after finishing undergrad! Hey dudes how's this thread going anyways?
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edit : Apparently I'm in the wrong thread.
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wrong thread nublet, this is for lawyers and law students, not pan-handling clientsLinguica posted:This thread is not for legal advice. If you want legal advice, the best thing to do is to contact a lawyer who is licensed to practice where you live or where your problem is. Lawyers can get into a lot of trouble for giving out "free" advice, so don't ask the law goons to do that! If you still really have to ask, post in the legal questions thread or start a separate thread.
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errr, whoops. Posting in the right thread.
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So I'm fixing to head to Emory Law in the fall, and I've got a question about law school student cultures in general. I'm sort of concerned that I'm going to be stuck hanging out around a bunch of stuck-up, WASPy, lame people - the kind that I generally tried to avoid during undergrad. Does anybody here go to Emory that wants to shed some light on the student culture there? Any body from any law school want to confirm that diverse student populations do exist? Edited so people would stop yelling at me on the internet and we can all get along. Death Sandwich fucked around with this message at 23:20 on Jul 10, 2010 |
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Death Sandwich posted:Dave Matthews Band... Hollister... Did you go straight from High School to Law School or something? You'll make friends if you can shake off your own judgmental/stuck up attitude and chip on your shoulder. Even people dressed in a polo shirt can be nice people, and if you're thinking a law firm may be in your future, you may even want to practice wearing one once in awhile. HooKars fucked around with this message at 20:42 on Jul 10, 2010 |
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Lykourgos posted:wrong thread nublet, this is for lawyers and law students, not pan-handling clients What the hell happened to taco chat? That was far more fun. MMMM, al pastor
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HooKars posted:Did you go straight from High School to Law School or something? Sorry, I thought the little "ohdear" face was enough to let you know that that last bit was my attempt at humor. I'm well aware that people of all manners of dress and musical preference can be good people and are potential friends. The serious part of my question dealt with the diversity at law schools because I am sort of worried that, especially at Emory, the environment will be more predominantly-WASPy than I am used to.
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Death Sandwich posted:The serious part of my question dealt with the diversity at law schools because I am sort of worried that, especially at Emory, the environment will be more predominantly-WASPy than I am used to. I'm sure Emory will have a Southern Conservative slant to it but you'll find married people, people who took a few years off, northeastern liberals, minorities etc... At UVA, I'd say drinking habits and what section you were in were the main players in who you were friends with. Things like whether they pop their collars or what music they listened to or whether they were a democrat or republican... all that didn't really matter too much.
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Death Sandwich posted:So I'm fixing to head to Emory Law in the fall, and I've got a question about law school student cultures in general. I'm sort of concerned that I'm going to be stuck hanging out around a bunch of stuck-up, WASPy, lame people - the kind that I generally tried to avoid during undergrad. Does anybody here go to Emory that wants to shed some light on the student culture there? Any body from any law school want to confirm that diverse student populations do exist? I really don't want to have to start listening to Dave Matthews Band and shopping at Hollister There's a lot of different types of people in law school and even in this thread. There are people who love law school culture and love the friends they've made. There are people who gravitate towards the immediate people and become "Friends" with them for three years. And there are people who hate law school, realize the whole thing is a bullshit exercise for 3 years and form tenuous friendships with people who are the same way. The key thing, the absolute loving key thing to remember is maintain some sort of a social life outside of law school. It's good to have law school friends. It's also loving important to have friends outside of law school. That way you won't tell people to shut the gently caress up when you want to hang out with someone when you're sick of school and they try to tell you how beautiful the law is.
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Thoughts on joining a secondary journal? Is it worth the work? I would like to clerk if possible, so that weighs in favor of it. Am I going to get pigeonholed by employers thinking that I am only interested in the topic of the journal?
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