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"You got a lot to learn about being a litigator and a lawyer." "I don't want to be a litigator." "Good, cause you don't have it in you." Usually I think these shows are retarded, with arbitrators dressing up and pretending to be judges so they can scold people. But arrogant TTT law students gettin owned? All right by me. Lesbo Judy snipe 
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Phil Moscowitz posted:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpM07PQYNns I am glad you're here. transactional work for life 
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Jul 12, 2010 21:45
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Phil Moscowitz posted:"You got a lot to learn about being a litigator and a lawyer." Univeristy of Miami is ranked #60  http://grad-schools.usnews.rankingsandreviews.com/best-graduate-schools/top-law-schools/items/03038
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Jul 12, 2010 22:02
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Phil Moscowitz posted:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpM07PQYNns haha holy friggin poo poo
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Jul 12, 2010 22:49
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TTT = anything not in top 14, HTH
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You do not look a judge in the face- cause I don't care what you think about me you gotta respect! this! process!, and if there's anybody I expect to respect this process, it's a second year law student at the University of Miami. Verdict for the plaintiff, $450. And court costs.
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The Arsteia posted:You do not look a judge in the face- cause I don't care what you think about me you gotta respect! this! process!, and if there's anybody I expect to respect this process, it's a second year law student at the University of Miami. Verdict for the plaintiff, $450. And court costs. My favorite part was when she called him a baby
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Phil Moscowitz posted:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpM07PQYNns That is so magnificent. I wonder how his character review will go when he applies for the bar. I know that here in Virginia, that sort of behavior would be treated pretty harshly. Probably wouldn't bar admission, but a lot of groveling would be necessary.
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Hey guys I just got a copy of UM law school trial ad materials, what do you all think:TTT poo poo legal education posted:When a judge issues her opinion in open court and things go against your client, the best response is to interrupt her on the record and say "Yeah, well, that's just like, your opinion, man"
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Jul 12, 2010 22:57
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Phil Moscowitz posted:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpM07PQYNns  -->  ??????
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oh. hi
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That reminds me of that side-by-side picture of that yearbook photo of the girl who will be remembered for cell phones and the picture of her on cumonherface.com Only, you know, just the left one for now
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Jul 12, 2010 23:12
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Ainsley McTree posted:That reminds me of that side-by-side picture of that yearbook photo of the girl who will be remembered for cell phones and the picture of her on cumonherface.com link?
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Jul 12, 2010 23:14
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Linguica posted:oh. hi
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Phil Moscowitz posted:link? I don't feel like finding it just google for "she will be remembered for cell phones" edit: not at work, obviously
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Jul 12, 2010 23:16
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I'm at work just do it for me you unemployed loser
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Jul 12, 2010 23:22
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Phil Moscowitz posted:I'm at work just do it for me you unemployed loser What do you think clerks are for? Firm news: Secretary got fired. We got a new one the next day. She's 29, blonde, thin and trouble. I give her 2 months before the boss's wife gets jealous and demands she be fired.
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Jul 12, 2010 23:24
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Linguica posted:oh. hi So sad. If only we could have gotten to her in time...
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Phil Moscowitz posted:link? NSFW. http://www.fohguild.org/forums/screenshots/10545-funny-strange-random-pics-566.html
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Phil Moscowitz posted:I'm at work just do it for me you unemployed loser sfw version 
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thanks all you lovable jerks but I already looked it up on my iphone
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Linguica posted:oh. hi Any way you could block out her name or something? I feel bad picking on a non-goon "civilian".
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Roger_Mudd posted:Any way you could block out her name or something? I feel bad picking on a non-goon "civilian". well not true, the golfing guy will be fine of course.
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Linguica posted:http://www.law.com/jsp/nlj/PubArticleNLJ.jsp?id=1202463410108 there's 3 others just like her too!! So much win there. quote:In a recent survey of 330 prelaw student by Kaplan Test Prep, 52% felt "very confident" that they would land a legal job after graduation, although only 16% felt confident that most of their fellow graduates would be as successful. quote:"First and foremost, I'm doing this because I want to be a lawyer, not because [/b]I'm running away from these scary times in the journalism industry," said Johns, 28, an education reporter who will soon be a 1L at the University of Minnesota Law School. "But it did make me think seriously about my Plan B. [b]I think I'm doing to right thing. There's no way you can know for sure." No wonder she's getting laid off from her job. quote:"In a climate like this one, we're seeing applicants who are conscientious shoppers looking to get the greatest value for their dollar," said Aaron Latham, the interim director of law advancement at Alabama, which won the NCAA Bowl Championship Series football title last year. What the gently caress does football have to do with value for your dollar? And when did law school become Wal-mart? ROLLBACKS ON J.D. DEGREES, ALSO ONE POUND OF BIRDS-EYE FROZEN CORN FREE! quote:After months of research, she settled on Drake University Law School in Des Moines, Iowa — a school she considers vastly underrated. quote:"The first time I looked at the grand total of what it would cost to get a law degree, I cried," she said. "And then I realized that this is what I want to do." The first time I read this, I read it as "I realized what I had to do" [to get the money] and got a bit hard. quote:Payne applied to 10 law schools and settled on the University of Baltimore School of Law. She zeroed in on schools within legal markets that she thinks have a good chance of bouncing back in the next few years. Her search included a detailed analysis of job placement rates and alumni networks. How do you get Baltimore from this? This school doesn't even have any pull in D.C. and it's less than 100 miles away. YOU WENT TO GEORGE MASON WHAT THE gently caress BITCH? quote:You can't say that Jeff Holt hasn't done his homework. The 27-year-old spent the past couple of years chatting up the lawyers he has encountered on and off the golf course about the legal market in Atlanta and about the wisdom of going to law school right now. YES I loving CAN --- quote:Holt will attend Georgia State University College of Law in Atlanta this fall, with plans to practice business law at a firm. SEE?
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Phil Moscowitz posted:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpM07PQYNns I see your smartass law student and raise you a real life Lionel Hutz! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJK53nb11cY&feature=watch_response Why the gently caress would an attorney agree to be on Judge Judy?
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SWATJester posted:So much win there. 
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Ainsley McTree posted:  Holy poo poo that guy is one year older than I am and looks easily 20 years older than me.EDIT: I'm 26 and still get carded.
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sigmachiev posted:
I had to check the link because I didn't believe you. That man is 27 years old? Does he have some kind of disease?
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I went to law school with a guy who's 38 but looks 26. Maybe they got switched at birth. You know, 12 years later
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scribe jones posted:sfw version Don't laugh: she, unlike lawyers, has a job.
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nsfw version the picture in the top left kills me every time
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has anyone seen the clip from some tv court show where they hang some guy upside down as the punishment? I think he was a mortgage broker
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Linguica posted:http://www.law.com/jsp/nlj/PubArticleNLJ.jsp?id=1202463410108 there's 3 others just like her too!! I guess if they are in national law journal they are fair game. We should form a non-profit that sends students to "pre-law" undergrads and go "in a van down by the river on them".
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methamphetamine posted:Thanks for the various opinions about boalt vs. columbia, I ultimately decided to go to Boalt, and everyone's advice was very helpful. But congrats.
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good move: reading some study guides and poo poo to get a little familiarity with the topic before you start law school bad move: acting like that means you know jack poo poo about sweet gently caress-all.
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Soothing Vapors posted:nsfw version It's fake. If it were real, her eyes would be hella bloodshot. OR SO I HEARD! 
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Now I'm really curious about who meth is now that I know he's at Cornell.
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IrritationX posted:Now I'm really curious about who meth is now that I know he's at Cornell. Are you a rising 2L too? I don't have private messages but give me an email address and I'll tell you who I am. I rarely talked in class I dunno if you'd be able to guess. ewr2870 posted:You are the reason that no one talks to the loving gunner transfer students. I love how so many people is this thread think it's nerdy and lame to work hard and get good grades but then whine 24/7 about no jobs.
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methamphetamine posted:Are you a rising 2L too? I don't have private messages but give me an email address and I'll tell you who I am. I rarely talked in class I dunno if you'd be able to guess. No, but I know a few rising 2Ls at Cornell, and have heard stories about lots of people there. If you've kept your head down, I doubt I would have heard of you before.
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methamphetamine posted:
It's cool bro I'm sure I make a better Sandy Cohen anyway. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-06ErFP0kA EDIT: Since I sent my confirmation letter in that might just have to be the new avatar. Or do I keep the pro wrestler Suicide trying to blow his brains out? Both are appropriate for this thread. sigmachiev fucked around with this message at 07:32 on Jul 13, 2010 |
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