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Hardcore Phonography posted:Here's one that probably hasn't been posted: Tell her Jesus was a friend of the family lover. edit: even just typing that word, even in this context, makes me feel disgusted.
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# ? Jul 13, 2010 03:35 |
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# ? May 15, 2024 08:00 |
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Hardcore Phonography posted:Here's one that probably hasn't been posted:
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# ? Jul 13, 2010 03:37 |
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From - Campaign for Liberty Subject(verbatim) - They reall are after us quote:
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# ? Jul 13, 2010 06:02 |
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Mooseontheloose posted:Cause Jesus was all about using racial slurs and hating people. Oh?
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# ? Jul 13, 2010 13:18 |
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# ? Jul 13, 2010 13:27 |
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Hardcore Phonography posted:aunt stuff What? No, seriously, WHAT? I have never seen such a distilled form of what I despise about neocon fundies before.
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# ? Jul 13, 2010 17:33 |
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See the funny thing is that each member of my family has these weird, ultraconservative beliefs in small doses (that aunt is an exception). So for example, I have an uncle who is just slightly right of center, except he hates Jews. My dad is all over the place with is views - he thinks all murderers are essentially insane, and therefor we should not be executing them - but at the same time thinks civilian casualties in war should be encouraged (if they are brown). I have a cousin, whom I met in Oklahoma when my grandfather died - I only went because I wanted to be with my grandma, my grandfather is a horrible racist - who has been in jail or prison for most of his life, is adorned with horrible tattoos, and hasn't been able to hold a job without getting busted for coke for 20 years, who thinks "criminals" should be executed in public (again, if they are non-white). These are ALL people on my father's side of the family. Everyone on my mother's side basically owns.
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# ? Jul 13, 2010 17:49 |
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Drinking with an Arizona Girl I got this from my mom today, in 70pt red, white, and blue font. A Mexican, an Arab,and an Arizona girl are in the same bar.When the Mexican finishes his beer,he throws his glass in the air, pulls outhis pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.' The Arab, obviously impressed by this,drinks non-alcohol beer(cuz he's a muslim!), throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.' The Arizona girl,cool as a cucumber,picks up her beer,downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass,setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill,she says, 'In Arizona , we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.' God Bless Arizona I don't think she remembers that my roommate is Mexican.
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# ? Jul 14, 2010 05:44 |
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Who knew there were that many Arabs to drink with in Arizona? The Internet teaches you something new every day.
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# ? Jul 14, 2010 06:17 |
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Choadmaster posted:Who knew there were that many Arabs to drink with in Arizona? The Internet teaches you something new every day. I know we have an awful lot of Sikhs but as far as these email people care it's the same exact thing. http://archives.cnn.com/2001/US/09/16/gen.hate.crimes/
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# ? Jul 14, 2010 11:16 |
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Hutla posted:Drinking with an Arizona Girl
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# ? Jul 14, 2010 14:21 |
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Sorry to offend anybody's Mom or Grandpappy, but I wish I could live one day as someone who sends these things around and thinks it's totally cool to Fw: everyone in their inbox a bunch of ignorant and racist poo poo. To just experience the clusterfuck of stupidity that must run through their heads would be an eye opening experience. "The Arizona girl,cool as a cucumber,picks up her beer,downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass,setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill" I wonder how the Arizona girl's doing in her new pink undies shoveling poo poo in tent city.
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# ? Jul 14, 2010 14:59 |
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A Jew, a homosexual and an SS officer are in the same bar...
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# ? Jul 14, 2010 16:35 |
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Nenonen posted:A Jew, a homosexual and an SS officer are in the same bar... The homosexual shoots the Jew and the SS officer and says, "In the bars I go to, we don't have to sleep with the same man twice."
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# ? Jul 14, 2010 18:18 |
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Nenonen posted:A Jew, a homosexual and an SS officer are in the same bar... Patter Song posted:The homosexual shoots the Jew and the SS officer and says, "In the bars I go to, we don't have to sleep with the same man twice." Genius.
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# ? Jul 14, 2010 21:15 |
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ManoliIsFat posted:This one is very funny to me because it obvious replaced "foreigners" with "illegal aliens" to seem not as bizarrely racist, but it stayed just as bizarrely racist. How many arabs are illegal aliens here anyway? It didn't strike me as particularly common.
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# ? Jul 14, 2010 22:17 |
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RagnarokAngel posted:How many arabs are illegal aliens here anyway? It didn't strike me as particularly common. Seriously. All the arabs I personally know are here because their rich dad is paying a shitton of money for them to get an American university education. I have to say, though, my favorite part was the "(cuz he's a muslim!)" as if there was explanation needed or else we wouldn't figure it out.
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# ? Jul 14, 2010 23:12 |
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RagnarokAngel posted:How many arabs are illegal aliens here anyway? It didn't strike me as particularly common.
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# ? Jul 14, 2010 23:35 |
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Hutla posted:God Bless Arizona Arizona is many things, but looking at them on balance, I don't think blessed is one.
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# ? Jul 15, 2010 12:53 |
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I believe this is newquote:Pensioners should apply as refugees!
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# ? Jul 16, 2010 09:22 |
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RagnarokAngel posted:I believe this is new AMERICAN TAXPAYERS SHOULD BECOME REFUGEES IN CANADA! I'm sure those numbers are wildly inaccurate even for Canada...
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# ? Jul 16, 2010 10:00 |
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Choadmaster posted:AMERICAN TAXPAYERS SHOULD BECOME REFUGEES IN CANADA! The per-month number might be right but refugee assistance only lasts either 30 or 90 days, I forget which.
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# ? Jul 16, 2010 16:43 |
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Background: I just received this from someone I went to high-school with. He constantly complains about the world and offers solutions for all the problems of the world. Enjoy, and feel free to respond to him if you'd like, because I will forward each and every response.quote:Here is a general outline of my idea for an ideal society or commune that would exist within a near-future America.
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# ? Jul 16, 2010 16:53 |
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BagelMaster posted:Background: I just received this from someone I went to high-school with. He constantly complains about the world and offers solutions for all the problems of the world. Enjoy, and feel free to respond to him if you'd like, because I will forward each and every response. Your friend would have the perfect country if the people living in it were immune to human nature!
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# ? Jul 16, 2010 17:26 |
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UltraPenguinX posted:Your friend would have the perfect country if the people living in it were immune to human nature! quote:Sex would also be a frequent activity among lovers. Strudel Man fucked around with this message at 17:37 on Jul 16, 2010 |
# ? Jul 16, 2010 17:28 |
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Your friend's awfully nutty and he certainly believes "most if not all" people act as if they make decisions by following basic formulas. I'm surprised the wild impracticality of the scenario didn't even register with him. For example, just how are people going to go off to work as doctors and scientists and whatnot AND practice subsistence farming? Working 80 hr weeks doesn't leave a lot of time for...whatever you do in Utopista. Who's doing the cooking and cleaning? Who's going to make the clothes? Does he know how long and hard it is to do laundry by hand? There's a reason society has moved towards industrialization and specialization of labor. Also, who lets 7 yr olds govern?!!
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# ? Jul 16, 2010 17:35 |
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Brennanite posted:Your friend's awfully nutty and he certainly believes "most if not all" people act as if they make decisions by following basic formulas. I'm surprised the wild impracticality of the scenario didn't even register with him. For example, just how are people going to go off to work as doctors and scientists and whatnot AND practice subsistence farming? Working 80 hr weeks doesn't leave a lot of time for...whatever you do in Utopista. Who's doing the cooking and cleaning? Who's going to make the clothes? Does he know how long and hard it is to do laundry by hand? There's a reason society has moved towards industrialization and specialization of labor. Yeah, who is going to be "motivated intrinsically" to siphon poo poo out of tanks into a truck for processing?
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# ? Jul 16, 2010 17:56 |
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BagelMaster posted:
This is hilarious. It's like he just took a bunch of poo poo that already exists and tosses in an occasional tidbit about using green energy, or locally grown produce. This is some 8th grade level thinking here.
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# ? Jul 16, 2010 17:58 |
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The NEW WORLD ORDER: Everyone stop doing bad thing, start doing good thing. If bad thing exist, stop it. If good thing doesn't exist, make it. If disagree on what good and what bad, that bad. No do. Intel&Sebastian fucked around with this message at 18:26 on Jul 16, 2010 |
# ? Jul 16, 2010 18:22 |
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tek79 posted:This is hilarious. It's like he just took a bunch of poo poo that already exists and tosses in an occasional tidbit about using green energy, or locally grown produce. This is some 8th grade level thinking here. in 8th grade my friends and I wanted to rule the world from Antarctica, whatever happened to the imagination of today's youth?
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# ? Jul 16, 2010 23:07 |
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Hutla posted:'In Arizona , we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to Big controversy in New Mexico when someone in a county's DA's office forwarded that. I think a couple people lost their jobs. Now that's funny.
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# ? Jul 17, 2010 22:27 |
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tek79 posted:This is hilarious. It's like he just took a bunch of poo poo that already exists and tosses in an occasional tidbit about using green energy, or locally grown produce. This is some 8th grade level thinking here. What baffles me is in one sentence he says people would live in teepees, huts or cabins. Then goes on to say libraries would have access to computers, we'd have hospitals etc. Either these institutions are in very unhygienic places (Would you really want a permanent hospital in a CABIN?) or these institutes are allowed to maintain modern structural designs while we LIVE in "natural" homes, which seems kind of weird!
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# ? Jul 18, 2010 03:47 |
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BagelMaster posted:Utopistan's small government would be run by the people. There would be a council of elected elders (ages 65 and above), elected councilmen (ages 25-65) and a council of youths (ages 7-18) As a member of the "ages 19-24" group myself, I feel very disenfranchised by this society.
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# ? Jul 18, 2010 12:56 |
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If learning is non-competitive and based on group activities, how will we identify kids who are lagging behind their peers? Aren't most spiritual, holistic, and herbal remedies based on pseudoscience? Kids under the age of 11 generally can't reason abstractly. Should we really allow them to participate in government? Who will manufacture stuff like medicine? I notice there's no mention of history as part of the curriculum or fields of study. Do you really think there's nothing to learn from the past? That's all I can think of for now.
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# ? Jul 18, 2010 19:33 |
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The Ugly Duchess posted:If learning is non-competitive and based on group activities, how will we identify kids who are lagging behind their peers? well, that's like, your opinion, man.
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# ? Jul 18, 2010 19:37 |
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More importantly, why the hell does he believe that this will happen? He just says "people are going to act this way" without any actual explanation about what will lead to this perfect society.
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# ? Jul 19, 2010 03:19 |
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UltraPenguinX posted:Your friend would have the perfect country if the people living in it were immune to human nature! Not really. A lot of the stuff he posts is complete bullshit even in theory, let alone practice. The "herbal, natural" medicine stuff (biggest scam ever), the living in teepees (seriously? One good earthquake or hurricane and everyone's screwed), the "natural" food production that is nowhere near efficient enough to provide for a large number of people, the prohibition on polyester clothing (wtf?), and, frankly, the complete renouncing of science and technology that isn't aimed at furthering his hippie lifestyle. Even if people behaved the way he wanted them to, they'd have a life expectancy around 40 with sky-high infant mortality, extreme dependence on good harvests and temperate weather, have a good share of the population devoted full-time to agriculture, and still be importing massive amounts of food. Please, post more crazy lefties. It's a nice change of pace.
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# ? Jul 19, 2010 06:09 |
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quote:Subject: Obama & Islam- Watch Before It Is Pulled Got this from a nutty family member of mine recently. I even kept the terrible formatting intact for all of you to enjoy. "America is not, and never will be at war with Islam" *cue footage of the WTC being hit*
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# ? Jul 19, 2010 08:25 |
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I love the disclaimer at the beginning:quote:Legal Disclaimer: The writers, producers, editors, and publishers of this video are not stating, claiming, or implying that Barack Hussein Obama is a Muslim, or that Obama himself claimed or admitted to being a Muslim. Rather the writers, producers, editors, and publishers of this video are only examining the evidence surrounding the rumor that Barack Hussein Obama might be a secret Muslim. If you're not claiming that Obama admitted to being a Muslim, why do you make that exact claim in the title of your video? It's almost as if you made a disingenuous claim up front, just so it would stick in people's minds!
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# ? Jul 19, 2010 08:44 |
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Patter Song posted:the living in teepees (seriously? One good earthquake or hurricane and everyone's screwed) Strangely, a properly constructed teepee would hold up well in both. A large stable base and a low CG means the earth shaking doesn't really do anything to it, and as it so happens cones produce downforce no matter what direction the wind comes from, so a hurricane would just anchor it into the ground better. Of course, the operative phrase here is "properly constructed"
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