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According to the top of achewood.com, a new strip will go up "7/15/2010 Pacific PM". Tonight can't come soon enough.... 
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Jul 15, 2010 14:56
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Dove from Above posted:I always had the impression that it wasn't even intended as porn, that it was more like 'Bum Fights.'
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Jul 15, 2010 21:35
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McGravin posted:'Bum Fights' belongs to that small subset of media where the porn knock-off version would have the same exact title as the original. Also in that category, 'Deep Impact'. Haha, now I'm trying to think of more. "The Blindside" comes to mind. I just became aware of a movie called "Winter's Bone" so that's just a gimme.
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Jul 15, 2010 22:27
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choobs posted:According to the top of achewood.com, a new strip will go up "7/15/2010 Pacific PM". My heart has been broken before! I'll believe it when I see it. 
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Jul 15, 2010 22:40
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choobs posted:According to the top of achewood.com, a new strip will go up "7/15/2010 Pacific PM". Can anyone remember a time when a message like that went up and the strip actually was posted when the message said it would be? I can't.
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Jul 15, 2010 22:51
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King Nothing posted:Can anyone remember a time when a message like that went up and the strip actually was posted when the message said it would be? I can't. I'm still waiting for the chicken recipe.
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Jul 15, 2010 22:57
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McGravin posted:'Bum Fights' belongs to that small subset of media where the porn knock-off version would have the same exact title as the original. Also in that category, 'Deep Impact'. The Big Lebowski
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Jul 15, 2010 23:01
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King Nothing posted:Can anyone remember a time when a message like that went up and the strip actually was posted when the message said it would be? I can't. Yeah, it happens. We're just more likely to remember the times when it didn't. Onstad meeting his own publicly announced deadline isn't something that people tend to remember because it's kind of a non-event. edit; the chicken recipe is tomorrow, I hear.
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Jul 15, 2010 23:04
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Happy Hippo posted:Yeah, it happens. We're just more likely to remember the times when it didn't. Onstad meeting his own publicly announced deadline isn't something that people tend to remember because it's kind of a non-event. Finally!
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Jul 15, 2010 23:07
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11:59 PM is still PM
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Jul 15, 2010 23:08
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nmg posted:I'm still waiting for the chicken recipe. The chicken recipe was in a bonus strip on the fanflow, I think.
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Jul 15, 2010 23:11
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Here is your chicken recipe, people. It's from the upcoming second Achewood cookbook, and it is written by Nice Pete.
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Jul 15, 2010 23:29
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Jul 16, 2010 00:42
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This is a heartwarming twist. 
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Jul 16, 2010 00:44
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Oh what a fool you have been, Nice Pete
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Jul 16, 2010 00:48
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This is the best birthday present. The swimming pool full of lil' paddlin' chinchilla puppies is unsettlingly cute, just the thing to lighten the mood a bit.
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Jul 16, 2010 01:00
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Mr. Onstad raises an excellent point. Is it even possible to choke on moist food?
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Jul 16, 2010 01:06
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This is amazing everything about this strip is fantastic 
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Jul 16, 2010 01:08
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Revol posted:Mr. Onstad raises an excellent point. Is it even possible to choke on moist food? Given sufficient quantities of moist food, I would say yes. However, most chinchilla puppies have the sense to eat reasonable portion sizes and take small bites.
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Jul 16, 2010 01:10
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Wow, I was away from here for like three days and there were over 100 comments on the Achewood thread. I had to get my pistol out fast and point it at my head! Then I skimmed them. (My pistol is made out of dried grass pressed into a mold, and only shoots a fish pellet out) When I finished skimming I shot myself in the head with a fish pellet. It's how I end every day.
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Jul 16, 2010 01:11
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Jet Jaguar posted:most chinchilla puppies have the sense to eat reasonable portion sizes and take small bites. That is entirely a responsible thing to say.
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Jul 16, 2010 01:11
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Happy Hippo posted:Here is your chicken recipe, people. It's from the upcoming second Achewood cookbook, and it is written by Nice Pete.
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Jul 16, 2010 01:16
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Hurray. Almost nobody dies!
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Jul 16, 2010 02:23
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SeanBeansShako posted:Hurray. Almost nobody dies! Yeah, but someone's still tasting desperation penis.
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Jul 16, 2010 02:34
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On placing the chicken in the oil to fry:Nice Pete posted:It should sizzle and bubble aggressively, but not dangerously. You should not feel that this chicken endangers you. Achewood is a celebration of the English language
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Jul 16, 2010 02:36
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bgaesop posted:On placing the chicken in the oil to fry: I also like Nice Pete's own perspectives on the Frying of Chicken: quote:Whenever a man tells you to season your dredging flour, look in his eyes: my guess is, pure white, with no iris or pupil.
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Jul 16, 2010 02:47
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This strip is just to distract us from the rape going on in the back of the van.
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Jul 16, 2010 03:07
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Oh thank God the chinchilla question has been answered! "fer twice in yer life do what I say!"
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Jul 16, 2010 03:47
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Jet Jaguar posted:Given sufficient quantities of moist food, I would say yes. However, most chinchilla puppies have the sense to eat reasonable portion sizes and take small bites. We're not talking quantities of food, but the moistness of it. Of course a large quantity of food would be an issue. What an absurd statement you've made, it adds nothing to my current conversation.
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Jul 16, 2010 04:19
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Jerusalem posted:"fer twice in yer life do what I say!" I'm more than a little curious what the other time was (will be?).
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Jul 16, 2010 04:41
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McGravin posted:I'm more than a little curious what the other time was (will be?). I'd like to think that their entire lives, morning, noon and night are made up of these frantic, yelling arguments over the littlest things.
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Jul 16, 2010 04:57
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How the hell did the strip return to delightful? How the hell
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Jul 16, 2010 05:54
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Silentman0 posted:How the hell did the strip return to delightful? How the hell And this is why I read achewood. Will the next comic be touching? Funny? Terrifying? Who knows?
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Jul 16, 2010 05:58
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This, ladies and gentlemen is the magnum opus of Onstad.
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Jul 16, 2010 06:28
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Awesome Andy posted:This, ladies and gentlemen is the magnum opus of Onstad. No, that was the one where Philippe touched a dying clown's meatus — pulling one side of the flesh away from the other — and a daisy popped out. Summer, 2004. This is all just slogging it out after that grand horizon was met. I die in 2015! All good.
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Jul 16, 2010 06:35
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Chris Onstad posted:This is all just slogging it out after that grand horizon was met. I die in 2015! All good. With that fried chicken recipe who won't? EDIT: Thats why I don't write cookbooks. Irish Taxi Driver fucked around with this message at 08:55 on Jul 16, 2010 |
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Jul 16, 2010 07:10
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DO NOT SPELL RECIPE INCORRECTLY
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Jul 16, 2010 07:51
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Teodor is really doing well to have achieved the distinction of being able to be described as two definitions of arsonist in one night.
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Jul 16, 2010 09:17
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And yet again, the most disturbing element about this entire story arc is seeing Nice Pete smile.
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Jul 16, 2010 12:19
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Kind of funny that all Pete was planning was having Teodor roll in his own poop. I guess Nathan was going to be the basketball away team after all this.
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Jul 16, 2010 14:02
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