Achewood Thread 12: Hey, Look! We're Back! What Happened?!

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Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

Revol posted:

I should mention, the GOF shirt is a ringer tee, and it must be the smallest XL shirt in existance, so I'd consider it a Large size, really.

American Apparel are notorious for having their sizes slightly smaller than most.

# ? Jul 19, 2010 21:52

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withak: Jan 15, 2003; Fun Shoe

Lone Goat posted:

American Apparel are notorious for having their sizes slightly smaller than most.

They assume that if you are shopping at AA then that is the kind of fit you are in the market for.

# ? Jul 19, 2010 21:55

glug: Mar 12, 2004; JON JONES APOLOGIST #1

In other unrelated shirt conversation, if you shop at Abercrombie and Fitch it is assumed that you are a pedophile and also enjoy being assaulted by terrible cologne. In fact, they assume this if you just go to a mall that happens to contain one of their stores.

# ? Jul 19, 2010 21:58

BetterWeirdthanDead: Mar 7, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

glug posted:

In other unrelated shirt conversation, if you shop at Abercrombie and Fitch it is assumed that you are a pedophile and also enjoy being assaulted by terrible cologne. In fact, they assume this if you just go to a mall that happens to contain one of their stores.

I've been to their corporate headquarters. It was frightening.

# ? Jul 19, 2010 23:10

Syrant: Jun 28, 2006; This post is brought to you by: Goat Bouillabaise.

First 9

My issue with shirts is they're usualy too short for me. I'd buy an Achewood shirt in a hot minute if I could be sure it would fit right.

# ? Jul 20, 2010 02:23

Copernic: Sep 16, 2006; ...A Champion, who by mettle of his glowing personal charm alone, saved the universe...

glug posted:

In other unrelated shirt conversation, if you shop at Abercrombie and Fitch it is assumed that you are a pedophile and also enjoy being assaulted by terrible cologne. In fact, they assume this if you just go to a mall that happens to contain one of their stores.

Here is their CEO:

He is 64. (61 in the photo).

# ? Jul 20, 2010 06:38

Wolfsheim: Dec 23, 2003; "Ah," Ratz had said, at last, "the artiste."

Copernic posted:

Here is their CEO:

He is 64. (61 in the photo).

He looks like he's wearing someone else's skin over his face.

# ? Jul 20, 2010 08:02

glug: Mar 12, 2004; JON JONES APOLOGIST #1

Copernic posted:

Here is their CEO:

He is 64. (61 in the photo).

I want to comment on this picture but feel that I will unfairly be offending a whole subset of people.

# ? Jul 20, 2010 12:18

BetterWeirdthanDead: Mar 7, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

A&F's best product line is Gilly Hicks.

It's a women's underwear line that wants to compete with Victoria's Secret, but even that website is covered in naked dudes.

You should go to one of their holiday parties if you get invited, though.

# ? Jul 20, 2010 13:44

LegoMan: Mar 17, 2002; ting ting ting; College Slice

Copernic posted:

Here is their CEO:

He is 64. (61 in the photo).

http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&...ved=0CCcQsAQwAA

# ? Jul 20, 2010 14:09

Uncle Caveman: Jun 16, 2006; I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

vvv

but man ain't you worried at what people would say if they ran in here and saw

Uncle Caveman fucked around with this message at 15:54 on Jul 20, 2010

# ? Jul 20, 2010 14:39

glug: Mar 12, 2004; JON JONES APOLOGIST #1

(i'm no good at these photo shoppes)

# ? Jul 20, 2010 15:23

Rev. Bleech_: Oct 19, 2004; ~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

glug posted:

(i'm no good at these photo shoppes)

photoshop you say

# ? Jul 20, 2010 18:01

glug: Mar 12, 2004; JON JONES APOLOGIST #1

Subtle.

btw, that pic of ray is him watching hot tub brawls.

# ? Jul 20, 2010 18:05

Howard Beale: Feb 22, 2001; It's like this, Peanut

Copernic posted:

Here is their CEO:

Are you sure this isn't the artist behind Jane's World?
Barring that, are you sure this isn't the version of Gary Busey they have in Jane's World?

# ? Jul 20, 2010 21:15

McGravin: Aug 25, 2004; Tantum via caeli per ferro incendioque est.

Howard Beale posted:

Are you sure this isn't the artist behind Jane's World?

I thought the artist behind Jane's World was Dave Foley?

# ? Jul 20, 2010 23:24

Uncle Caveman: Jun 16, 2006; I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Howard Beale posted:

Are you sure this isn't the artist behind Jane's World?

A polo's collar, is such rarest flower. But I pop it. Mike pops, corner from corner, until collar is poppedest it is ever being. Until it is so popped.

# ? Jul 20, 2010 23:26

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

McGravin posted:

I thought the artist behind Jane's World was Dave Foley?

Oh God Dave Foley got stung by a bee!

# ? Jul 21, 2010 00:30

glug: Mar 12, 2004; JON JONES APOLOGIST #1

Some of the weird poo poo that makes up his face appears to me from some of those pictures as if he inflicted it upon himself, which is horror.

# ? Jul 21, 2010 01:27

Uncle Caveman: Jun 16, 2006; I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

DIY-Botox is a hell of a procedure.

# ? Jul 21, 2010 01:44

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

Are the comics not showing up for anyone else? I get broken image links right now.

# ? Jul 21, 2010 17:57

Ashenai: Oct 5, 2005; You taught me language;
and my profit on't
Is, I know how to curse.

It's not just you, they're broken for me too.

# ? Jul 21, 2010 17:59

glug: Mar 12, 2004; JON JONES APOLOGIST #1

He's mad at you.

It's over now.

# ? Jul 21, 2010 18:21

Farmer Crack-Ass: Jan 2, 2001; this is me posting irl

Looks like Mr. Onstad needs to get Gary back on the phone to fix the Achewood machine again.

# ? Jul 21, 2010 22:33

Geekboy: Aug 21, 2005; Now that's what I call a geekMAN!

And of course I'm thinking, "Hey, maybe I'll finally give that Achewood thing a try" today while the images are down.

# ? Jul 21, 2010 22:37

say no to bats: Aug 15, 2001; Rumblee tumblee, climin' a hunny tree

Yeah they've been down since last night so about 24 hours now, and we're right on schedule for the every 5-6 days comic update.

# ? Jul 22, 2010 03:42

platero: Sep 11, 2001; spooky, but polite, a-hole; Pillbug

Stupid assetbar

# ? Jul 22, 2010 05:51

Helena Handbasket: Feb 11, 2006

Satorr posted:

Achewood's art has always felt right to me. I think I'd be disappointed if it were too realistic looking. I think its oddness is fitting for all the strange poo poo that occurs. Gives it some sort of dream or alternate/unseen reality feel.

I agree. Achewood is like those dreams where you don't really see anybody's faces, but you know exactly who they are and what their role is in the dream.

# ? Jul 23, 2010 06:33

Saint Sputnik: Apr 1, 2007; Tyrannosaurs in P-51 Volkswagens!

For some reason whenever I'm reading Ray I hear the voice of Big Smoke from GTA:SA.

# ? Jul 23, 2010 10:28

Shanty: Nov 7, 2005; I Love Dogs

Saint Sputnik posted:

For some reason whenever I'm reading Ray I hear the voice of Big Smoke from GTA:SA.

This has been suggested before and I can't stop doing it myself.

# ? Jul 23, 2010 11:48

Foppish Yet Dashing: Jun 29, 2004; -horsepussy begins now
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Saint Sputnik posted:

For some reason whenever I'm reading Ray I hear the voice of Big Smoke from GTA:SA.

consider my life changed

# ? Jul 23, 2010 17:54

Farmer Crack-Ass: Jan 2, 2001; this is me posting irl

Saint Sputnik posted:

For some reason whenever I'm reading Ray I hear the voice of Big Smoke from GTA:SA.

I just looked up a video of Big Smoke and I can't say I'm convinced.

# ? Jul 24, 2010 04:54

Ola: Jul 19, 2004

One late evening when I was really tired I suddenly realized the dialogue could be translated meows.

# ? Jul 24, 2010 15:43

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

Ola posted:

One late evening when I was really tired I suddenly realized the dialogue could be translated meows.

And that made me think of this:
http://achewood.com/index.php?date=07282004

Even the alt text confirms it.

# ? Jul 24, 2010 20:28

Fillerbunny: Jul 25, 2002; so confused.

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

I just looked up a video of Big Smoke and I can't say I'm convinced.

Me either. They speak the same language, but not with the same voice.

# ? Jul 24, 2010 20:57

paint dry: Feb 8, 2005

New strip, etc.

# ? Jul 25, 2010 12:18

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Can ANYONE say they saw this coming?

Mayner will win the day though!

# ? Jul 25, 2010 12:42

EndOfTheWorld: Jul 22, 2004; I'm an excellent critic! I automatically know when someone's done a bad job. Before you ask, yes it's a mixed blessing.; Cybernetic Crumb

I honestly wasn't expecting a strip this morning, or to laugh this loud on a Sunday morning.

Mr. Onstad, this is a clear case of mental surprise and you will be hearing from my attorneys.

# ? Jul 25, 2010 14:16

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

Prosthetic feces is the kicker here. Prosthetic feces.

# ? Jul 25, 2010 14:54

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SeanBeansShako: Nov 20, 2009; Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.

It must be Nice Petes birthday with this many victims.

# ? Jul 25, 2010 15:00

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