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platero
Sep 11, 2001

spooky, but polite, a-hole

Pillbug

SeanBeansShako posted:

It must be Nice Petes birthday with this many victims.

It's the high school experience that he never received.

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Happy Hippo
Aug 8, 2004

The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Batman's Shameful Secret > BSS Derailed Thread: Spider-Island

paint dry posted:

New strip, etc.

You linked to the achewood homepage. It's a better idea to link to the exact strip, dogg.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 17 days!
Let's see: T's tugging off an old man in the back of Nice Pete's van, Mayner's got a prosthetic fece in his pernicious bowel, Lurquilla's named Lurquilla and is meandering over to Nice Pete's van with a load of wet "chernchillas"...at this point, a violent and bloody massacre would almost be a welcome relief for all involved.

grilldos
Mar 27, 2004

BUST A LOAF
IN THIS
YEAST CONFECTION
Grimey Drawer

Happy Hippo posted:

You linked to the achewood homepage. It's a better idea to link to the exact strip, dogg.

I prefer this such link to the assetbar page. :colbert:

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug
They do actually have medically-beneficial synthetic feces; it was in the paper this weekend. I guess they make up poop with the right kinds of helpful bacteria and insert it somehow into your colon so the helpful bacteria start reproducin' and making all kinds of good vibes.

Poor Mayner.

Punch McLightning
Sep 19, 2005

you know what that means




Grimey Drawer
I'm enjoying this arc so far. Lurquilla and Mayner are amazing and this is a frightening look at Nice Pete. Only negative comment I'd have is to maybe ease up on the accents on Lurquilla & Mayner.

In conclusion, the people on Assetbar are idiots.

grilldos
Mar 27, 2004

BUST A LOAF
IN THIS
YEAST CONFECTION
Grimey Drawer

Rodney the Piper posted:

Only negative comment I'd have is to maybe ease up on the accents on Lurquilla & Mayner.

I'm interested in why you say this.

King Nothing
Apr 26, 2005

Ray was on a stool when he glocked the cow.

Seat Safety Switch posted:

They do actually have medically-beneficial synthetic feces; it was in the paper this weekend. I guess they make up poop with the right kinds of helpful bacteria and insert it somehow into your colon so the helpful bacteria start reproducin' and making all kinds of good vibes.

Poor Mayner.

That's great, but from reading the strip I think it's just a fancy name for a buttplug.

Punch McLightning
Sep 19, 2005

you know what that means




Grimey Drawer

Grilldos posted:

I'm interested in why you say this.

It can be slightly hard to "translate" at times, that's all. I love the flavor it adds, but when I first read "Mayner here got a prosthetic fece what he's got to w'ar in his colon lest he hot dot them skivvies" I felt like I was staring at the Rosetta Stone. Which isn't necessarily a bad thing.

The phrase "hot dot them skivvies" is pure magic, though.

Revol
Aug 1, 2003

EHCIARF EMERC...
EHCIARF EMERC...
At first I thought 'fece' was his face, because I was compensating so heavily for the way they speak.

Slashie
Mar 24, 2007

by Fistgrrl

King Nothing posted:

That's great, but from reading the strip I think it's just a fancy name for a buttplug.

I was thinking it might be more along the lines of a pessary. Do not google that.

glug
Mar 12, 2004

JON JONES APOLOGIST #1
Give that man a merkin, I think he's on to something

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Revol posted:

At first I thought 'fece' was his face, because I was compensating so heavily for the way they speak.
Same here, I thought he had a fake face because he lost his in the war.


Nice Pete's stare... :ohdear:

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.
I find the flashing of his van lights just as ominious. This is still taking place at 4AM right?

King Nothing
Apr 26, 2005

Ray was on a stool when he glocked the cow.

SeanBeansShako posted:

I find the flashing of his van lights just as ominious. This is still taking place at 4AM right?

He's just doing it to get their attention. Which oddly enough worked, although not for the reason he probably thought.

I can't believe I'm speculating about a cartoon cat's thoughts

LordSaturn
Aug 12, 2007

sadly unfunny

C'mon, don't PBF this. Pete led Nathan back to the van under false pretenses of gay sex. Now he's bringing Lurquilla to the van under false pretenses of straight sex. She shouted a question at him, he answered her in a completely ominous and unsettling way.

I kind of hope she finds Teodor and Nathan in the back and demands to know if this is the Olympics.

FAKE EDIT: "No, it's just High School."

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Somebody needs to ask these people if they know there's a war on.

Dodgeball
Sep 24, 2003

Oh no! Dodgeball is really scary!

Grilldos posted:

I'm interested in why you say this.

You could probably understand what a person is saying, even if they are heavily accented via tone, body language and context. If something is typed, the characters are silhouetted and we don't know much about the characters, it's easy to trip all over the accented dialog and get frustrated.

I didn't so much have a problem with Phillipe's dad's accent as I do with the these two hicks. It isn't ruining my enjoyment of story by any means, I just hope Pete puts an end to them, soon.

Meme Emulator
Oct 4, 2000

Ive never paid attention to the fanflow, what exactly is in there?

Like, Roast Beefs zines and stuff?

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
Funny stuff is in there.

Punch McLightning
Sep 19, 2005

you know what that means




Grimey Drawer
A couple of zines from Roast, essays written from characters, old "side" updates - short updates from characters between strips that mention things not in the comic (I wish these were still done).

I got it on a whim once. It's a pretty great way to blow $3 a month.

Revol
Aug 1, 2003

EHCIARF EMERC...
EHCIARF EMERC...
http://www.comicsalliance.com/2010/07/27/rise-of-arsenal-sketchbook/

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

That is an awesome sketch but holy gently caress the backstory behind it.... what the Christ, DC? :psyduck:

Revol
Aug 1, 2003

EHCIARF EMERC...
EHCIARF EMERC...

Jerusalem posted:

That is an awesome sketch but holy gently caress the backstory behind it.... what the Christ, DC? :psyduck:

I'm so sorry for introducing anybody to this mess. Life is better without knowing of the existence of Rise of Arsenal.

Manwithastick
Jul 26, 2010

As much as I've enjoyed the fort building stories that I've seen on the achewood twitter, I wish we had an update - I need to know how this ends :(

palecur
Nov 3, 2002

not too simple and not too kind
Fallen Rib
Food Chain! Get used to it!

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
In other news, my workplace has just reclassified the achewood comic images from m.assetbar.com as pornography.

Dodgeball
Sep 24, 2003

Oh no! Dodgeball is really scary!

Gomi posted:

Food Chain! Get used to it!

You shouldn't have yelled at her. That was uncalled for.

(has this strip printed out and taped to the wall near my monitor)

King Nothing
Apr 26, 2005

Ray was on a stool when he glocked the cow.

Gomi posted:

Food Chain! Get used to it!

Was the writer drunk while typing that? There's so many typos and also:

quote:

"You know the mayhem of the midway and a deep-fried churro walking by one of those creatures. How are you suppose to gain a real since of this animal's sentience and consciousness?" said Humane Society's Jennifer Fearing.

The hell does that even mean?

palecur
Nov 3, 2002

not too simple and not too kind
Fallen Rib

King Nothing posted:

Was the writer drunk while typing that? There's so many typos and also:


The hell does that even mean?

Journalism is dead, the typos are just gas escaping the corpse.

aping the west
Jun 7, 2010

by Fistgrrl

Happy Hippo posted:

You linked to the achewood homepage. It's a better idea to link to the exact strip, dogg.


Wow, the registered fans seem really angry about this arc. I've never seen them comment with anything besides glowing approval and creative lickspittle-ism.

RhymesWithTendon
Oct 12, 2000

Kanye West just joined Twitter. Tell me that his tweets don't read exactly the way Ray's would.

H.P. Shivcraft
Mar 17, 2008

STAY UNRULY, YOU HEARTLESS MONSTERS!

aping the west posted:

Wow, the registered fans seem really angry about this arc. I've never seen them comment with anything besides glowing approval and creative lickspittle-ism.

Out of my circle of friends who are all Achewood fans, none of them like this arc. This includes me. I think it should have ended with the vocabulary test bit, everything beyond that has been excruciating. I don't know if it has to do with the time-lag between strips or the content, but really it seems no one is having a good time right now.

The Action Man
Oct 26, 2004

This is a good movie.

Kanye West posted:

Da cufflinks gotta look like BABY tigers! Who da gently caress gonna have a full grown tiger as a cufflink?!

I'm pretty sure that's a Ray Smuckles' fashion rule right there.

RhymesWithTendon
Oct 12, 2000

That one was Aziz Ansari predicting Kanye's tweets, but yes, it's still uncanny.

aping the west
Jun 7, 2010

by Fistgrrl

H.P. Shivcraft posted:

Out of my circle of friends who are all Achewood fans, none of them like this arc. This includes me. I think it should have ended with the vocabulary test bit, everything beyond that has been excruciating. I don't know if it has to do with the time-lag between strips or the content, but really it seems no one is having a good time right now.

Whatever that awful amalgam dialect is supposed to be, it's definitely making my brain hurt to read it.

e: Hahahah

quote:

Onstad kin't give me reg'lar updates! Kin you give me reg'lar updates, Mister?

aping the west fucked around with this message at 20:11 on Jul 30, 2010

Happy Hippo
Aug 8, 2004

The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Batman's Shameful Secret > BSS Derailed Thread: Spider-Island

Without getting too fruity-sounding I think Achewood has transcended simply being a webcomic a while back. While that's obviously and certainly the medium Onstad works in, arcs like this one and the Cartilage Head arc show that there's more brimming beneath the surface. Sometimes people just want a good chuckle, and that's fine but Onstad's strip gives us more than that. We could bicker back and forth about what makes art "good" (yes, it's subjective and probably impossible to truly quantify) but there's a valid argument to be made that "good" art is something that gives the beholder a visceral reaction and god damned if seeing our favorite cartoon stuffed teddy bear possibly taking a ten inch dong in his mouth hasn't done just that.

:goonsay:

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Happy Hippo posted:

Without getting too fruity-sounding I think Achewood has transcended simply being a webcomic a while back.

Nope, pretty sure it's still a webcomic, no matter how much subtext it has/doesn't have.

Happy Hippo
Aug 8, 2004

The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Batman's Shameful Secret > BSS Derailed Thread: Spider-Island

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

Nope, pretty sure it's still a webcomic, no matter how much subtext it has/doesn't have.

Fair enough, but my point is that it doesn't always go for easy yucks. It challenges the reader in ways that most webcomics don't.

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BitterAvatar
Jun 19, 2004

I do not miss the future
Don't worry Onstad I like this arc, and that's all that matters

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