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Phil Moscowitz posted:The other guy was on speakerphone with me and the partner when he said it, and then he told me to take a shot of wild turkey and kept yelling "do it pussy" until I did it Indemnity for a bad faith insurance claim, along with separate claims from a separate incident for tortious interference, defamation, and abuse of process. Southern District. I'm representing the former baptist preacher who builds houses for people in Peru who lost their home in the earthquake. Notthe big mean insurance company.
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nudipedalia posted:It's easy to construct the chain of tradition -> overwhelming societal interest (peace and democracy) -> English, I was looking for the specific reasoning and you gave it, I'm shutting up and getting out. You ought to feel free to come back to the thread, though. Any antipathy you detected was probably due to concerns about you being an undergrad philosopher come to give us a hard time with whatever you just learnt in continental philosophy 101. The posts didn't make clear that you're a lawyer, a man of some degree of quality like us.
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joat mon posted:But make sure you correctly name the job for which you are begging:
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http://www.mainjustice.com/2010/08/02/they-work-hard-for-no-money/ Stop me if anyone's heard this one before. some newspaper posted:They Work Hard — For No Money "I don’t see a downside" says the guy who isn't starving to death in the gutter. Also, they're totally not taking advantage of anybody! No way, not when the job should pay $50,000+ and the people working it are totally unpaid and there are no other jobs available. The experience is invaluable! Now perhaps there have always been fellowships like this, but it would seem that in the current climate it's just about totally impossible to not take advantage of the unemployed. On the other hand, if I didn't have a job I'd totally be applying for these things because, man, that experience would be great!
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Torpor posted:http://www.mainjustice.com/2010/08/02/they-work-hard-for-no-money/ If they were forced to pay for those positions, I imagine there wouldn't be any. At least this way you can get "great experience" and something for your resume while you work weekends and nights at the local bridge sucking dick.
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Torpor posted:http://www.mainjustice.com/2010/08/02/they-work-hard-for-no-money/ I read an article one time about the Russian prison system. It said that Russian prisoners marked their bitches with tattoos, so that even if the tattooed convicted changed prisons everyone would always know he would take it up the rear end. This "fellowship" is the employment equivalent. As an employer, what would you think if you saw this dingleberry of an internship on someone's resume? You'd automatically know: 1. This guy is a chump 2. who is desperate for a job 3. and values his employment prospects so little that he is literally willing to work for free on the GUARANTEE that it will not lead to gainful employment for at least six months. Now which of these attributes is conducive to you offering him a high paying (or any paying) job? The applicant can bleat all he wants about the valuable experience he gained performing legal research and other important tasks normally reserved for secretaries and paralegals, but you'll know before he even walks through the door that you could offer him any amount of money for the shittiest job imaginable and he'd take it with a smile. Hell, he'd probably buy you the Vaseline too. I don't care how much of a fresh fish you are to the legal profession, you don't want your resume tattooed with this "opportunity." GamingHyena fucked around with this message at 02:09 on Aug 3, 2010 |
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It would still beat 'Reached level 80 in WoW' on the resume, which is what a disturbingly large percentage of grads are doing. There's plenty of trust-fund kids who went to law school because their parents expected it of them that will gladly sponge for an additional year for more resume fodder. I'm just surprised private firms didn't think of it before the US Atty's office.
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Abugadu posted:I'm just surprised private firms didn't think of it before the US Atty's office. Labor laws really frown on unpaid internships that aren't for academic credit. Although that's typically ignored in practice, there's a reason that such arrangements are kept relatively quiet.
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Abugadu posted:It would still beat 'Reached level 80 in WoW' on the resume, which is what a disturbingly large percentage of grads are doing. As someone who has both jobs and a level 80 to his name, do I want to put the level 80 above or below the jobs on my resume? And do I need to state my spec?
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Abugadu posted:I'm just surprised private firms didn't think of it before the US Atty's office. If one of the AUSA's bitches screws up there's no individual client to complain/sue, and even if there was, they've got prosecutorial immunity. The worst that happens is a misdemeanant goes free after spending a few weeks in jail.
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joat mon posted:If one of the AUSA's bitches screws up there's no individual client to complain/sue, and even if there was, they've got prosecutorial immunity. The worst that happens is a misdemeanant goes free after spending a few weeks in jail. Yeah, but you could have the volunteers doing something harmless like doc review, or at least have their work looked over before being sent out the door.
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Abugadu posted:Yeah, but you could have the volunteers doing something harmless like doc review, or at least have their work looked over before being sent out the door. But how would you bill them out? Can you bill the client for associate hours even if that 'associate' is unpaid? You can't not bill the work, that doesn't make any sense for the firm. And even if the freebie lawyers could get on the firm's malpractice policy, the direct exam of the partner by the legal malpractice lawyer would be brutal.
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joat mon posted:But how would you bill them out? Can you bill the client for associate hours even if that 'associate' is unpaid? You can't not bill the work, that doesn't make any sense for the firm. Well, it's getting to the point where you're not going to be able to bill summer associates, either. But firms that would do this wouldn't be putting them in the line of fire, anyway, if they are interested in not being sued off the planet. I'm just thinking that the massive oversupply of attorneys here is going to lead to some ridiculous situations as far as attempts to get experience on the resume. If not 'volunteer' work, then some mutation of the doc review sweatshops.
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MaximumBob posted:As someone who has both jobs and a level 80 to his name, do I want to put the level 80 above or below the jobs on my resume? And do I need to state my spec? Only state your spec if you are a Warrior, but since only Rogues and Warlocks are going to get the job it doesn't matter.
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Also, where can I apply for that prosecutor position because I'll do that poo poo.
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SWATJester posted:Also, where can I apply for that prosecutor position because I'll do that poo poo. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dX3ePAOUK7U#t=4m18s She was applying for a mid-level position; I'm sure she applied at the DA's too. They're really hurting for mid-level attorneys. They've usually got enough newbies, though. They start at 38,500. If you really want the info, I'll PM you. joat mon fucked around with this message at 16:05 on Aug 3, 2010 |
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joat mon posted:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dX3ePAOUK7U#t=4m18s Excuse me, can I go to the bathroom first? ... Thank you
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If I accidentally wrote down the wrong name for my law school in all my application documents for OCI, do you guys think it will hurt me?
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JudicialRestraints posted:If I accidentally wrote down the wrong name for my law school in all my application documents for OCI, do you guys think it will hurt me?
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nm posted:Depends on the school you wrote down. I mis-spelled Wisconsin Law as "Stanford" Will that be a big deal?
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JudicialRestraints posted:I mis-spelled Wisconsin Law as "Stanford" (UM in the Yale)
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I just found out that my email hadn't forwarded properly and that I was accepted to the Journal of Law and Social Problems after all, instead of just being in at the Journal of Asian Law. Oh well. All non LR journals are the same right? Oh, and also they sent out the Law Review list at some point apparently. Not only did I not get on, I had only even heard of about seven of forty people who were accepted - the rest were completely unknown, "do these people even go here" names
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billion dollar bitch posted:I just found out that my email hadn't forwarded properly and that I was accepted to the Journal of Law and Social Problems after all, instead of just being in at the Journal of Asian Law. Oh well. All non LR journals are the same right? You have more interviews than I have bids. Count your blessings.
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I don't know - maybe I could've been smarter by osmosis had I hung out with different people. But seriously, I had only even *talked* to two of them - the other five I kinda knew of/could recognize on sight.
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billion dollar bitch posted:I just found out that my email hadn't forwarded properly and that I was accepted to the Journal of Law and Social Problems after all oops that's my joural sorry
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VA dues time, and I decided to let my active membership lapse, as it's not worth it to me right now to pay for CLE. Hope it's not that difficult to go back to active if/when I ever want to practice. I spoke to the Bar people and they said I'd just owe the CLE from this year plus the year I go back to active.
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evilweasel posted:oops that's my joural sorry Please make frequent 99 problems jokes.
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UC publishes the journal Social Problems maybe you can use this with the misspelling idea and get people to think you're at Berkeley
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I've been mostly avoiding you guys this summer but I'm moving down to Durham in three days. HR and I are going to play board games and drink black cherry Fresca and then die separately, alone.
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Baruch Obamawitz posted:VA dues time, and I decided to let my active membership lapse, as it's not worth it to me right now to pay for CLE. I'm inactive in two jurisdictions now, more because I didn't want to pay active membership fees than because of any CLE stuff. It's such a stupid sunk cost, because I'm not planning to practice in either of the two, but "you never know", and I wouldn't want to pay/take the bar again.
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I'm getting these weird dreams where I only get half my bar score back, thereby creating a cliff-hanger situation wherein I must score high on the remaining half in order to pass. Only, when the other half comes in, the original half disappears and I am left waiting for it again. For example: I get the MEE back, and I get a 120 or something, but the MBE is delayed; then the MBE comes back and I get a good score and therefore pass the bar, but what's this, the MEE is gone and I have to wait for the real score to be announced, because apparently the 120 was just in my imagination. After a while of this back and forth, with a few clincher moments when I'm passing or failing within a point or two, I wake up confused as to what is going on with the bar. What is the appropriate equitable remedy in this situation?
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I had a dream after the bar where I was sitting in a class room while someone sat at the teacher's desk, grading the exams. She got to mine and flipped through it and looked at the blank pages at the end and gave me this look like "really? Ok, well, we'll see"
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Lykourgos posted:I'm getting these weird dreams where I only get half my bar score back, thereby creating a cliff-hanger situation wherein I must score high on the remaining half in order to pass. Only, when the other half comes in, the original half disappears and I am left waiting for it again. For example: I get the MEE back, and I get a 120 or something, but the MBE is delayed; then the MBE comes back and I get a good score and therefore pass the bar, but what's this, the MEE is gone and I have to wait for the real score to be announced, because apparently the 120 was just in my imagination.
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I had a dream that I was back in grade school and they were about to give me a torts final in japanese. I felt incredibly stressed when I woke up.
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First semester and part of the second, I had recurring dreams that I was enrolled in a math class that I'd completely forgotten about and was failing. That was a new and unsettling addition to my dreams.
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Abugadu posted:I'm inactive in two jurisdictions now, more because I didn't want to pay active membership fees than because of any CLE stuff. It's such a stupid sunk cost, because I'm not planning to practice in either of the two, but "you never know", and I wouldn't want to pay/take the bar again. I was licenced in WI and MN, but I just withdrew from MN altogether. I don't practice anymore, and they make you do CLEs even if you're inactive. It just wasn't worth it anymore now that I don't have a firm paying my dues. I considered going inactive in WI too, but am going to stay active for now. I figure you never know when you might need to do something.
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Daico posted:First semester and part of the second, I had recurring dreams that I was enrolled in a math class that I'd completely forgotten about and was failing. The "scheduled for a final in a class I never knew I took" has been a staple of my dreams for at least a decade.
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CmdrSmirnoff posted:The "scheduled for a final in a class I never knew I took" has been a staple of my dreams for at least a decade. you know I always used to get that one, usually right around the end of semester. I'd be wandering around having fun, and then I'd have a sense that I had signed up for a mysterious class that I simply forgot about for the last 3 or so months. Also, I needed to pass the class or something terrible would happen. Haven't had any dreams remotely like that, or even school related at all, in a while though. 3L was not exactly intense, to say the least, and right now I am well on my way to forgetting academia entirely.
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I graduated high school while having failed a class my senior year (I was a giant slacker but had more credits than I needed.) All through law school up until around two years ago, my recurring dream was that I got my LS diploma but it wouldn't be valid unless 22-28 year old me went back to senior year physics. ...in most of those dreams, I was still failing physics and would probably have to repeat it again. (I still can't do physics)
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I did fine in high school and not long ago I had a recurring dream that for some reason my high school diploma ended up being invalid and I had to go back but forgot that I had enrolled in a certain class so I had a final I hadn't studied for and also I had forgotten everything about the French language so I was gonna fail that class too basically the school ur-nightmare
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