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crime fighting hog: Jun 29, 2006; I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

Personally I think the yellow curtain looks nice and is classier than 30 flags everywhere

# ? Aug 4, 2010 17:07

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bilabial trill: Dec 25, 2008; not just a B

crime fighting hog posted:

Personally I think the yellow curtain looks nice and is classier than 30 flags everywhere

Classy is just another word for un-American!

# ? Aug 4, 2010 17:11

Zwabu: Aug 7, 2006

I think they should have gone all out with that Oval Office photo montage and photoshopped Obama in a turban with a scimitar at his waist and suicide-bomber bandoliers of dynamite sticks criss crossing his torso.

"WHAT'S DIFFERENT ABOUT THESE PHOTOS HMMMM?"

# ? Aug 4, 2010 17:41

Schweig und tanze: May 22, 2007; STUBBSSSSS INNNNNN SPACEEEE!

Logan 5 posted:

I think people like your parents is what makes liberal people like my parents become so apolitical because they just can't deal with the sheer amount of crazy.

Out of curiosity, for all those sent this stuff by their parents or other relatives, how do they react to your liberal-ness/sanity? Some of the poo poo in these emails that supposedly they espouse would make me think they'd disown you guys.

People like my parents make me want to give away everything I own to people who are less fortunate than I have been, rather than clinging for dear life to OMG MY STUFF, MY FUKKIN STUFF!!! Seriously, I compulsively give poo poo away. Because that's what it boils down to, your taxes may go to help someone less fortunate and BAH GAWD them drug dealers and blacks and whatnot didn't work for that money, I did! gently caress them, got mine!

My parents and I have reached a detente - if none of us brings it up, we don't acknowledge it. But if someone does, no one can keep their mouths shut and it's basically WWIII.

# ? Aug 4, 2010 18:05

Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Zwabu posted:

I think they should have gone all out with that Oval Office photo montage and photoshopped Obama in a turban with a scimitar at his waist and suicide-bomber bandoliers of dynamite sticks criss crossing his torso.

Then photoshop all the other Presidents driving in NASCAR with Jesus Christ on the passenger seat (sporting a rifle, of course). :clint:

# ? Aug 4, 2010 18:08

MOLLUSC: Nov 30, 2005

I didn't get this personally but one of my bosses friends forwards about 10 thousand of these emails to us:

quote:

Does this look familiar?

NOW YOU KNOW WHY PENSIONERS ARE UP IN ARMS

HUNG PARLIAMENT - HANGING'S TOO GOOD FOR THEM!

This is interesting!

Are you aware of the following?

The British Government provides the following financial assistance: -
code:
BENEFIT                   BRITISH OLD AGED PENSIONER        ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS
Weekly allowance            �100                             �250
Weekly Spouse allowance     �25                              �225
Additional weekly           �0                               �100
hardship allowance               

TOTAL YEARLY BENEFIT        �6,000                           �29,900
Illegal immigrants work for low pay and don't ask questions.

This is what them at the top think a pensioner is worth.

Please forward to all your contacts so that we can lobby for an increase in the aged pension.

I think there was meant to be an image in there but the link was broken.

# ? Aug 4, 2010 18:31

oxbrain: Aug 18, 2005; Put a glide in your stride and a dip in your hip and come on up to the mothership.

How do illegal immigrants sign up to get their weekly allowance? Is there a social security type number I'll need?

Oh crap, I asked a question. Does that mean I don't qualify? :ohdear:

# ? Aug 4, 2010 18:50

MOLLUSC: Nov 30, 2005

oxbrain posted:

How do illegal immigrants sign up to get their weekly allowance? Is there a social security type number I'll need?

Oh crap, I asked a question. Does that mean I don't qualify?

There's a guy handing out sacks of money at the Channel Tunnel, you can't miss him.

# ? Aug 4, 2010 19:00

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

RagnarokAngel posted:

This one's a doozy

I can't decide what I like best.
1.Giving the full name of all the presidents to make it not seem like they were being racist for specifying Obama's full name.
2.The carefully chosen photographs that show the red white and blue for everyone else.
3.Yellow with "islamic" symbols.
4.According to snopes Bush Sr. didn't have a red white and blue color scheme in his oval office either: http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/photos/ovaloffice.asp
5.Once again if Obama is supposed to be a muslim spy wouldn't he be doing a hell of a lot more to cover up this fact?

What's different is that A) only one of those was actually taken in the east room and B) only one of those isn't a close up shot.

Hmm....

# ? Aug 4, 2010 19:26

Mornacale: Dec 19, 2007; n=y where
y=hope and n=folly,
prospects=lies, win=lose,

self=Pirates

TGLT posted:

Do I see the Union Jack in there in Dubya's picture? gently caress! No wonder he was so bad, he was a British plant to get revenge on us for breaking away to begin with! Those tea sucking bastards!

There's a non-U.S. flag directly behind Bill Clinton, too. Looks like Italy or Mexico or something.

# ? Aug 4, 2010 20:45

Hardcore Phonography: Apr 28, 2004; I have my eye on a suite in Baker Street.

Mornacale posted:

There's a non-U.S. flag directly behind Bill Clinton, too. Looks like Italy or Mexico or something.

George W. Bush - the Super Slamiest Islamest of Islamic Mooslams

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Aug 4, 2010 21:02

RagnarokAngel: Oct 5, 2006; Black Magic Extraordinaire

Hardcore Phonography posted:

George W. Bush - the Super Slamiest Islamest of Islamic Mooslams

Look at him slapping the presidential seal in there...it's a loving mockery is what it is.

# ? Aug 4, 2010 21:55

Doppelganger: Oct 11, 2002; Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger

Because slapping American flags on everything hasn't become the tackiest poo poo ever. I'm ashamed of my country for turning its own flag into a cliche.

# ? Aug 5, 2010 03:31

RagnarokAngel: Oct 5, 2006; Black Magic Extraordinaire

Doppelganger posted:

Because slapping American flags on everything hasn't become the tackiest poo poo ever. I'm ashamed of my country for turning its own flag into a cliche.

I'm sorry? :confused:

My joke was that Bush's "Islamic decor" had the presidential seal so it was mocking the seal with it's Islam-ness I'm sorry if you thought I was serious.

# ? Aug 5, 2010 03:50

Doppelganger: Oct 11, 2002; Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger

RagnarokAngel posted:

I'm sorry?

My joke was that Bush's "Islamic decor" had the presidential seal so it was mocking the seal with it's Islam-ness I'm sorry if you thought I was serious.

My post wasn't directed at you, more responding to the "Whar's da FLAGz?!" thing in general. Sorry for the confusion.

# ? Aug 5, 2010 04:08

RagnarokAngel: Oct 5, 2006; Black Magic Extraordinaire

oh sorry, saw "slapping" and thought it was to mine.

# ? Aug 5, 2010 04:31

hirvox: Sep 8, 2009

Bikes are an United Nations plot!

Dan Maes posted:

Republican gubernatorial candidate Dan Maes is warning voters that Denver Mayor John Hickenlooper�s policies, particularly his efforts to boost bike riding, are �converting Denver into a United Nations community.�

�This is all very well-disguised, but it will be exposed,� Maes told about 50 supporters who showed up at a campaign rally last week in Centennial.

Maes said in a later interview that he once thought the mayor�s efforts to promote cycling and other environmental initiatives were harmless and well-meaning. Now he realizes �that�s exactly the attitude they want you to have.�

# ? Aug 5, 2010 04:32

Mornacale: Dec 19, 2007; n=y where
y=hope and n=folly,
prospects=lies, win=lose,

self=Pirates

I love this. Bikes are good for the environment. But only filthy liberals care about the environment! Therefore, bikers must be liberals. Therefore, supporting biking is a nefarious plot to make more liberals and must be stopped.

# ? Aug 5, 2010 06:15

Mornacale: Dec 19, 2007; n=y where
y=hope and n=folly,
prospects=lies, win=lose,

self=Pirates

Also, thanks to my dad for finally giving me some content to post in this thread. It's a forward, so at least he's not the dude who actually wrote this.

quote:

What has America become?

Editor,

Has America become the land of the special interest and home of the double standard?

Let's see: if we lie to the Congress, it's a felony and if the congress lies to us its [sic] just politics; if we dislike a black person, we're racist and if a black dislikes whites, it's their 1st Amendment right; the government spends millions to rehabilitate criminals and they do almost nothing for their victims; in public schools you can teach that homosexuality is OK, but you better not use the word God in the process; you can kill an unborn child, but its [sic] wrong to execute a mass murderer; we don't burn books in America, we now rewrite them; we got rid of the communist and socialist threat by renaming them progressives; we are unable to close our border with Mexico, but have no problem protecting the 38th parallel in Korea; if you protest against President Obama's policies you're a terrorist, but if you burned an American flag or George Bush in effigy it was your 1st Amendment right.

You can have pornography on TV or the internet, but you better not put a nativity scene in a public park during Christmas; we have eliminated all criminals in America, they are now called sick people; we can use a human fetus for medical research, but it's wrong to use an animal.

We take money from those who work hard for it and give it to those who don't want to work; we all support the Constitution, but only when it supports our political ideology; we still have freedom of speech, but only if we are being politically correct; parenting has been replaced with Ritalin and video games; the land of opportunity is now the land of hand outs; the similarity between Hurricane Katrina and the gulf oil spill is that neither president did anything to help.

And how to we handle a major crisis today? The government appoints a committee to determine who's at fault, then threatens them, passes a law, raises our taxes; tells us the problem is solved so they can get back to their reelection campaign.

What has happened to the land of the free and home of the brave?

-Ken Huber
Tawas City

Mise well do a line-by-line refutation, so I can enjoy the inevitable "well, that's how you see it, but once you're older you'll learn..." reply.

Mornacale fucked around with this message at 07:20 on Aug 5, 2010

# ? Aug 5, 2010 06:37

Ciprian Maricon: Feb 27, 2006

I'd like to ask, how healthy are the relationships you guys have with the immediate family that believes in and forwards you this absolute crap?

If my mom and dad firmly believed in this kind of poo poo I'm not such a melodramatic child that I would never talk to them or anything like that but I imagine that their deep belief in an ideology I find morally bankrupt would certainly harm our ability to have a healthy relationship.

# ? Aug 5, 2010 06:42

crime fighting hog: Jun 29, 2006; I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

My father watches fox all day, loves O'Reilly, loves Beck, etc. Each time we actually meet (about twice a year now) if the conversation turns towards politics, I just agree with him and change the subject. Last time, he mentioned General McCrystal, the Rolling Stone interview, and said how odd it was that Obama fired him because McCrystal "Was a huge socialist, just like Obama." I just shrugged.

I gave up a long time ago with holding any political discourse with my dad about politics, simply because he doesn't want an argument, he just wants to tell me I'm wrong. When Palin got big and the Couric interview came out, I remember saying something like "Dad, I don't think she's very smart" and he started yelling, saying "She's incredibly smart! She's got degrees and etc etc etc and YOUR PEOPLE GOT IT WRONG!" I believe he associated me with the press that showed her as dumb because I work for some newspapers, but it pretty much forced me to not bother anymore. Then he started touting off with what physical cues I was showing, because O'Reilly has that really hot-russian on who talks about how the liberals are lying because they blink too much or some poo poo.

Sorry that was way longer, TL:DR gave up trying to figure it out, I still love my dad

# ? Aug 5, 2010 07:16

Mornacale: Dec 19, 2007; n=y where
y=hope and n=folly,
prospects=lies, win=lose,

self=Pirates

Coitus_Interruptus posted:

I'd like to ask, how healthy are the relationships you guys have with the immediate family that believes in and forwards you this absolute crap?

If my mom and dad firmly believed in this kind of poo poo I'm not such a melodramatic child that I would never talk to them or anything like that but I imagine that their deep belief in an ideology I find morally bankrupt would certainly harm our ability to have a healthy relationship.

I, uh...literally didn't hear a word from my father from the time I was 3 to the time I was 19. He actually found me on Myspace one day. So it's not like I'm particularly frightened of opening up a rift between us.

E/N is thataway -->, right? :v:

Mornacale fucked around with this message at 07:43 on Aug 5, 2010

# ? Aug 5, 2010 07:24

chesh: Apr 19, 2004; That was terrible.

Coitus_Interruptus posted:

I'd like to ask, how healthy are the relationships you guys have with the immediate family that believes in and forwards you this absolute crap?

If my mom and dad firmly believed in this kind of poo poo I'm not such a melodramatic child that I would never talk to them or anything like that but I imagine that their deep belief in an ideology I find morally bankrupt would certainly harm our ability to have a healthy relationship.

Like crime fighting hog, my Dad is a huge Republican. He's actually a Nixon apologist. One of my first memories is watching the Iran Contra hearings on TV with him.

As soon as Obama announced, I told my Dad he would be the next President. We had a lot of good discussions about the field on both sides, but we argued over Bush's presidency. He supported me entirely in my (rather active) efforts to get Obama elected.

And then Obama won and he went Right Wing LOONY. He doesn't believe the birther poo poo but he has no problem calling Obama a socialist.

So basically, for the sanity of both of us, we only discuss politics when drunk, and other people in the room shut us up, like my absolutely-hates-politics-step-mother.

We also learned years ago when arguing politics a neat trick that works for the whole family: we raise our hands when we have a rebuttal. The person speaking gets to finish, then the first one with their hand up gets to rebut, etc.. It's a little kindergarten but it works for us. Also allows us to mock people who present dumb ideas because we like to pretend we're both smarter than anyone else in the room.

# ? Aug 5, 2010 08:37

crime fighting hog: Jun 29, 2006; I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

I remember my father saying that he thanked Nixon for letting my dad not have to go to Vietnam because he had been accepted to med-school, but I never really understood what the gently caress he was talking about.

Odd thing, too: The week Obama got elected, I went home to visit and my dad said he thought the guy would be a great president. Now it's just more regurgitated talking points.

# ? Aug 5, 2010 08:46

RagnarokAngel: Oct 5, 2006; Black Magic Extraordinaire

My dads a hardcore republican but we just sort of dont discuss politics and get along OK, sticking to stuff we can agree on mostly (We both enjoy guns for sport, so there's that for example).

Mom doesnt know as much about politics and doesn't try to pretend so it doesn't come up as often.

# ? Aug 5, 2010 08:47

baquerd: Jul 2, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

chesh posted:

And then Obama won and he went Right Wing LOONY.

I wouldn't go that far, he only caters to the right more than is needed most of the time, not all the time.

# ? Aug 5, 2010 09:46

i am the bird: Mar 2, 2005; I SUPPORT ALL THE PREDATORS

My dad's a recovering Republican who actually likes Obama and is able to see how horrible Palin is.

On the flip side, he sees nothing wrong with the Tea Party people, still watches Fox, and thinks Beck is no worse than Olbermann.

On the flippier side, he reads and likes Paul Krugman.

On the flip-flippier side, he thinks ACORN is 100% guilty and once suggested to me that there should be "some kind of test" that people have to pass before they can vote.

We get along swimmingly, though, because we've come to learn when to shut down the political talk.

My brother supports (supported?) Ron Paul and is a "libertarian." We get around this ideological split by making fun of each other in horrible ways.

# ? Aug 5, 2010 14:24

tek79: Jun 16, 2008

Coitus_Interruptus posted:

I'd like to ask, how healthy are the relationships you guys have with the immediate family that believes in and forwards you this absolute crap?

If my mom and dad firmly believed in this kind of poo poo I'm not such a melodramatic child that I would never talk to them or anything like that but I imagine that their deep belief in an ideology I find morally bankrupt would certainly harm our ability to have a healthy relationship.

My own family is moderate, and we all laugh at these kinds of things. My in-laws are a whole different story. I actually stopped hanging out with them on most occasions because, literally every loving thing not only turns to politics at random, it's poo poo they see on Beck and read in FWD:Fwds almost verbatim. Even a reasonable response to any of their tirades becomes mouth frothing and a whole heap of crazy.

My father-in-law is particularly crazy. He's an Ivy league educated surgeon, and a staunch atheist. You'd think he could disseminate bullshit from truth. Nope. Death panels, secret socialist plots, mass gun-grabs, and literally everything he doesn't like is somehow "socialist". He's now resorted to carrying a concealed handgun in case some poo poo really goes down. Last time I spoke to him he said he was in Trader Joe's, and had his hand on his gun the whole time because there were a bunch of "hippies" roaming around. And I'm pretty sure he isn't being facetious. When Obama won the election, I got an email the next day about 2 pages long, about how he's been studying his Hitler documentary DVD and taking notes on the cadence of Hitler's speeches and comparing them to Obama's, and made all kinds of other parallels. God drat I wished I saved that email.

tek79 fucked around with this message at 14:35 on Aug 5, 2010

# ? Aug 5, 2010 14:33

Foyes36: Oct 23, 2005; Food fight!

tek79 posted:

My father-in-law is particularly crazy. He's an Ivy league educated

You might be surprised at the amount of intellectual mediocrity at an Ivy League school, at least among undergrads. Or maybe not.

Anyways, I don't have near the 'wow' effect now when I learn someone graduated from Harvard or Yale. I've yet to meet a dumb person from CalTech or MIT though.

# ? Aug 5, 2010 14:37

UltraPenguinX: Mar 23, 2009; TC: hOnK hOnK iM a MoThErFuCkInG sEaL :o)

Mornacale posted:

Also, thanks to my dad for finally giving me some content to post in this thread. It's a forward, so at least he's not the dude who actually wrote this.

Mise well do a line-by-line refutation, so I can enjoy the inevitable "well, that's how you see it, but once you're older you'll learn..." reply.

Ok, so you all remember that "I want a divorce" thing from a few pages back? Can we do that now please?

# ? Aug 5, 2010 16:39

Rugoberta Munchu: Jun 5, 2003; Do you want a hupyrolysege slcorpselong?

hirvox posted:

Bikes are an United Nations plot!

He could garner further support by promising to ban them from roadways like they're trying to do in St. Charles County, MO. Home of Cynthia "Hunger is a positive motivator" Davis.

# ? Aug 5, 2010 16:54

crime fighting hog: Jun 29, 2006; I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

Alright, I just recieved this, hand-written, at my work place, so I'll do my

best to transfer the vibe, word for word, letter by letter.

What does it all mean?

BackLash. Catholic ComeHome dot org.
What Does it have to Do With Oral RoBerts or th MormMoNS?
for one, the Vatican has been self ABSORBED xunaware of the rest of teh

PlaneT. Senile Leadership for Ten Years. That Window opened up a casm.(chasm)

John Paul II THe guy from Poland.
What do you Think of the German Poope Ratzinger?
Did the BilderBerg group Select him By BlackMail + BriBe?
Avatar Sci fi Why Ban Avatar in Italy? Will it sell as DVD in

Italy.?Germans really Hate art and yet another example the Germans have

contemp for ART. no one cares. Italy is self absorBed. Unaware of the rest of

teh Planet. What I sislik aBout the Commercial- in your face. The commercials

make me angry forcing their penis religion without Revision. do they,

Catholics consider The poLicy of Discrimination of women.? I can not

participate in a religion that has contempt for my gender. Get real. NO

changi. Stuch in the mud. Determined to Ban women NO VOICE! NO parl of me.

How can you Be philosophical and a humantarian AND continue a policy of

rejecting women.? To go the way of th DiNOSAUR.

Ratzinger" and I hate ART." AVATAR if the Vatican Sold the Art

Collection to Build Bunkers that would Be Humanitarian to Me. LEt go of the

ART. But the ART Statues etc are teh reason people come to VISIT the Vatican.

'Do you get that ? Who sees the art? Only the men in the Vatican. Hide it

from the rest of the World. A clever PR campaign to Document the art in a DVD
(page 2)
If the German Pope hates art, then sell teh Art and Do some real Humanitarian

good Deeds.
They Live in a vacume, a BuBBle.
The OBSERVATORY in TUSCON ARIZONA. Big Joke. Why? The U.S. Airforce Chem

Trails. I can't really see the visibility is ______!
Do you Think NEOPOLITAN Ice Cream should Be fined? Yes! What is it ah for the

Pope to see Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi and Sandra Day O'CONNOR AND

Continue a Policy of Discrimination against women.? He is out of Touch with

Reality. He is Dis-coNNECTED from Growth and new ideas. Why did Nancy Pelosi

vote for war in Iraq when IraQ was no threat to the USA? Why did Nancy Pelosi

Agree to the HallibuTTON MONOPOLY and Bush's Private, Army Blackwater

security? Because the Hill (capitol) Lives in a BuBBle. First thing when you

get to D.C. the Require rose colored eye wear. Jerico [CBS] DO you Think that

could happen? Why Did Bush pass a Presidential editc suspending all gove in

the event of a National Emergency.? Was 9-11 a CIA Sacntioned Mission? Yes.

"Seven people dead." Robert Redford 3 days of teh Condore. Cia kills people

wil you take ou tthe trash. "Do we have plans to invade the middle east?"

Robert redfors (3) That was in the 70's. do you know How long the CiA worked

on the 9-11 and th invasion of IraQ? Were govt contracts sealed prior to Bush

taking office? Yes.

No one wants to push th CiA about 9-11. ToTally Staged crisis lik Pearl

HarBoR. Barach WBama would never roch the Boat. Look at all those People who

voted for Bush.
(page 3)
Dont you owe me a huge, I am sorry?
Who'll Stop the rain.? Do you want th MusLims Arabs to win? No, they Stone

Women! Do you Think the USA is smarter than the Muslim-Arabs? By far! NO

CONTEST. We are organized and they are not. We have lots of fdederal Agencies

CIA NSA HS FEMA FBI Navy Seals Black Ops. How come the underwear bomber

failed lik th shoe bomber failed.? I suspect th CiA proteched Both Men. Why?

to keep us in A State of Fear! To keep us Spending money on ClA, NSA, lts,

Fema, FBl Navy Seals with that many Security Agencies Dont you think the

Powers that be Knew all about 9-11, the Shoe Bomber + NOW, the Underwear

Bomber. No Direct flights from foreign countries. Amsterdam. Why Didn't the

CIA monitor Amsterdam? Because the CiA needs teh Nation to be in a stat of

Fear. You got to admit we are FucKen vulnerable. Have you any idea how easy

it is to succeed? Suppose it was 2 suitcases in Cargo? Suppose a tourist

(unbeknowns) got a call requesting a text message yes or no. But that Phone

was a Designated Detonator. Do you get that? Do you understand mules? They

don't actually need the Terrorist on the plane. The Hotel maid switched cell

phones. So the CiA wanted theatrics. When ever teh CiA wants money the Stage

poo poo. No, Congress or the Senate Never Does a probe to see if it was a CiA

mission. returned CiA can pull poo poo, off the boohs we know Nothing About. Can

the CiA Be reigned in? NO!
(page 4)
-we are al their mercy. Everyone is o.k. with that as long as people are

given a sense of Democracy- it is all good. Do you think 9-11 was identical

to the warren commission? Yes. How Strang was it that Cheney had to hold

Bush's hand during the 9-11 commission? It was creepy. Unreal. Unheard of.

It was a red flag. So you think Bush + Cheney Should Be asked Questions about

9-11? Yes! indeed! Never happen. Wbama is to eager to please to Roch the

Boat. Besides Look what happened to JFK. Powerless against the CiA. NSA.

Fema. Fbl. etc
"are there Two CiA"roBert reford-(3)
m15-m16-kGB-CIA-NSA Do you see a pattern?
No one cares as long as teh cars RUN, the economy spins and the people are

Fed.
CIA:"You will Thank me in the Morning."
Reporter: "Will we Be in a Better place in 200 years Because we invaded Iraq?"
CIA: Yes. Without Question.
R explain.
CIA our goal is to convert the Middle east.
R What Does tahh entail?
CIAMcDonalds in every city. Crest in every home. Tide in every home. RitZ crachers in every Pantry. Vicks in every medicine cabinet.
RDo you see the Iraqis, Afghanis+Pahestani like th SiouX, Cheokee+Navajoh?
CIAYes. Wester Culture Will be Dominate Culture of the Planet!

EVERYTHING IS A DISTRACTION. ALWAYS IN A STATE OF FEAR MICHAEL CHRICTON

WHO HAS THE BIG PICTURE? AGENDA? CIA

DARTH VADER POLITCS!!!

# ? Aug 5, 2010 18:03

crime fighting hog: Jun 29, 2006; I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

Also on the back of each page was a crayon drawing of a house.

# ? Aug 5, 2010 18:04

a foolish pianist: May 6, 2007; (bi)cyclic mutation

Can you scan that or take a picture or something? I'd love to see it.

# ? Aug 5, 2010 18:14

Mornacale: Dec 19, 2007; n=y where
y=hope and n=folly,
prospects=lies, win=lose,

self=Pirates

I really hope that person can get treated for the schizophrenia. :smith:

Also, have you considered the possibility that you work with Kyoon?

# ? Aug 5, 2010 18:25

crime fighting hog: Jun 29, 2006; I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

a foolish pianist posted:

Can you scan that or take a picture or something? I'd love to see it.

I'll try to take it home if I remember.

# ? Aug 5, 2010 18:32

Marxalot: Dec 24, 2008; Appropriator of
Dan Crenshaw's Eyepatch

Mornacale posted:

+ are country is dying

Where do they come up with this poo poo?

# ? Aug 5, 2010 20:42

Rugoberta Munchu: Jun 5, 2003; Do you want a hupyrolysege slcorpselong?

I want to change my name to Poope Ratzinger.

# ? Aug 5, 2010 20:43

crime fighting hog: Jun 29, 2006; I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

DerpDerp posted:

Where do they come up with this poo poo?

Debate & Discussion: Do you understand mules?

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JerkyBunion: Jun 22, 2002

M4rg4r1ne posted:

He could garner further support by promising to ban them from roadways like they're trying to do in St. Charles County, MO. Home of Cynthia "Hunger is a positive motivator" Davis.

By the way, this wingbat decided to run for State Senate (probably so she wouldn't have to get motivated to get a job by going hungry. She could work at McDonald's so they'd feed her on her breaks) and was beaten in the Primary. She apparently was TOO CRAZY for the Republican PRIMARY.

# ? Aug 5, 2010 21:54

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