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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Creative Convention > The Three Word Story - a collaborative effort at writing.
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DrGreatJob
Oct 3, 2006

we fuck each other very well and we have a lot of energy from eating plantfoods
to unbutton his

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VWVWV
Jan 19, 2010

 satchel, and he

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ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

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Pillbug
dumped out kittens.

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Dans Macabre
Apr 24, 2004


 "Oh my God,"

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DrGreatJob
Oct 3, 2006

we fuck each other very well and we have a lot of energy from eating plantfoods
a kitten asked,

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Omniphile
Apr 5, 2010

Love? Justice? Pah! I'll crush them all!
"Who are you?"

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CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!
"My name's Johnny,"

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Casull
Aug 13, 2005

:catstare: :catstare: :catstare:
"Johnny Fiveaces, sir."

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Omniphile
Apr 5, 2010

Love? Justice? Pah! I'll crush them all!
"You're not welcome

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ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

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Pillbug
in our brothel."

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krupa
Apr 27, 2006
 "But i need

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checkeredshawn
Jul 16, 2007

 eleven vinyl records

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RNG
Jul 9, 2009

 and thread necromancy

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ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

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Pillbug
for my stinky

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Leovinus
Apr 28, 2005

by Y Kant Ozma Post
Victrola, which has

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RNG
Jul 9, 2009

 AIDS. Tummy rubs

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ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

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Pillbug
get me off.

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Number 169
Feb 25, 2007

Let's see if I can guess your function.
Please will you

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RNG
Jul 9, 2009

 vote Republican?". He

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Casull
Aug 13, 2005

:catstare: :catstare: :catstare:
threatened me with

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RNG
Jul 9, 2009

 byzantine neoconservative logic

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Nov 5, 2003

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Pillbug
that banned everything

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Leovinus
Apr 28, 2005

by Y Kant Ozma Post
including the gays.

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phujck
Apr 24, 2010

I keep coming here out of some misplaced sense of history, but I don't /want/ to be here.
That was approved

phujck fucked around with this message at 02:03 on Aug 9, 2010

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RNG
Jul 9, 2009

 ^ four words:

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Elentor
Dec 14, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
by the ancient

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Squid Magic
Dec 2, 2008
 mystical wizards of

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Elentor
Dec 14, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Conservatia, land of

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ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

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Pillbug
unbelievably massive testicles.

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Ironic Twist
Aug 3, 2008

I'm bokeh, you're bokeh
 Unorthodox equine hormones

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buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord
infected Conservative women

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Elentor
Dec 14, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
causing a revolution

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charlesmartel11235
May 10, 2008

by Ozmaugh
of the penismen

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ZeroDays
Feb 11, 2007

the fuck you know about what i need on my mind mother fucker
who had huge

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Automatic Jack
Aug 6, 2010
 tracts of land

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ZeroDays
Feb 11, 2007

the fuck you know about what i need on my mind mother fucker
and large penises.

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Fangz
Jul 5, 2007

Oh I see! This must be the Bad Opinion Zone!
 The kitten sighed

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Jeff Goldblum
Dec 3, 2009

 swilling his brandy

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Bubbacub
Apr 17, 2001

 seductively, while a

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Frozen Pizza Party
Dec 13, 2005

 a pakistani masturbated

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