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CraigK
Nov 4, 2008

by exmarx
I'm looking for a site that describes all the ways to destroy the earth. Fun read.

I don't remember the name, but I recall a blue background.

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Loopyface
Mar 22, 2003

CraigK posted:

I'm looking for a site that describes all the ways to destroy the earth. Fun read.

I don't remember the name, but I recall a blue background.

http://www.exitmundi.nl/exitmundi.htm

LucasMedaffy
Oct 18, 2000
I remember an old video short that was on iFilm or the equivalent with a name like "hot fudge surprise". It's a couple going on a blind date, eating a bunch of nachos, then going back and getting it on and them both having diarrhea.

I have never been able to find it since I first watched it back in...2000? 2001? Any ideas?

Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.


:smith: I'm going to go make a survival bag now, then I'm going to shoot myself.

Gramaticaly Correct
Jul 25, 2010
I'm looking for a short video made by an amateur animator. Basically, the video is a futuristic reimagining of Mickey Mouse, animation somewhat reminiscent of Yellow Submarine, and it's played over the song Flim by Aphex Twin. It used to be on the animator's website (that I can't find anymore) and on youtube, but had disappeared after takedown requests from Disney. Can somebody help?

Edit: here's an article about the video. http://daddytypes.com/2007/02/28/quick_see_neo-mickey_before_his_lawyers_do.php

Edit2: searching the terms in the article brought me to a version of the video, so nevermind that post. http://vimeo.com/1500926

Gramaticaly Correct fucked around with this message at 19:05 on Aug 8, 2010

Stexils
Jun 5, 2008

Does anyone have a link to that website someone made that had all the parodies and photoshops of the lf political cartoon thread?

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

I want to revisit a YouTube of a guy (who I believe was a goon) that made a tutorial video of how to cook steak on the stove as if it were a grill, except his place was beyond disgusting with filth and stains everywhere, much like something you'd see on Hoarders. One thing I remember was the dude walking the meat from the kitchen to the bathroom and placing it on the rim of the unclean toilet for some ungodly reason, where it promptly fell on the equally unclean floor. Dude didn't care and picked it right up to go cook it. Another thing I remember was him looking up to show a fuckton of cobwebs overhead with him explaining that he can't clean up there because he can't reach it with his arms and demonstrates with straining noises that yes, he cannot reach the cobwebs with his arms so he leaves them up there.

And along the same lines, I would also like to see that YouTube of the morbidly obese woman make macaroni salad with an entire jar of mayonnaise and a bunch of other poo poo while she has trouble breathing and speaking at the same time. Both videos will cause one to have a good dry heave, and I'm ready to be grossed out. Thanks to whoever knows what I'm talking about.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
http://www.youtube.com/user/parthenocarpySA

Masaokis! He is not a goon, these were reuploaded by parthenocarpy after Masaokis took them down bcause somebody called the "this man is going to kill himself" people on him.

Does anyone know where I could find "The Flaring"? It was a terrible sci-fi novel somebody made a thread about here ages ago.

Splicer fucked around with this message at 00:27 on Aug 16, 2010

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Splicer posted:

Masaokis! He is not a goon, these were reuploaded by parthenocarpy after Masaokis took them down bcause somebody called the "this man is going to kill himself" people on him.
Holy poo poo, there are more cooking videos equally as disgusting as the one I remember. I'm gonna have to set aside some time to watch them all when I need a good gross-out. Thanks!

ForkPat
Aug 5, 2003

All the food is poison
I love his tip of using liquid wrench to thaw out a frozen steak.

YggiDee
Sep 12, 2007

WASP CREW

CraigK posted:

I'm looking for a site that describes all the ways to destroy the earth. Fun read.

I don't remember the name, but I recall a blue background.

I believe you want http://qntm.org/destroy

LL_Ghoul_J
Oct 22, 2004

Get Heavy

You Are A Elf posted:

And along the same lines, I would also like to see that YouTube of the morbidly obese woman make macaroni salad with an entire jar of mayonnaise and a bunch of other poo poo while she has trouble breathing and speaking at the same time. Both videos will cause one to have a good dry heave, and I'm ready to be grossed out. Thanks to whoever knows what I'm talking about.

here you go: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA

Safety Box
Dec 6, 2004
All I can think about is coffee...
Pork Pro

Buml0r posted:

Well this, I suspect, was one of those. Like I say, I had the computer on, the forums open, and suddenly I heard a sound that I've wanted to hear again ever since.

It was a bright and celebratory fanfare, with a sort of chip music sound to it, and it ended with a man bellowing "INTERNET!" in a happy voice.

Can anyone help me hear it again and explain why it played?

Is this it?

http://welcometointernet.org/

(sorry if someone has beaten me to it, I checked the following pages and found nothing)

andy17null
Nov 29, 2007

I'M SO GODDAMN RETARDED, I THINK THIS IS LITERALLY REAL MONEY
haha that's great

Fridurmus
Nov 2, 2009

:black101: Break a leg! :black101:
There was a text file (and associated wave file) named "non-sequitur.txt" or some variation of the spelling, which I am convinced originated on SA, but I can't find any reference to it anywhere. Am I just going crazy? :(

Error 404
Jul 17, 2009


MAGE CURES PLOT

Chocolate Donuts posted:

There was a text file (and associated wave file) named "non-sequitur.txt" or some variation of the spelling, which I am convinced originated on SA, but I can't find any reference to it anywhere. Am I just going crazy? :(

I'd love to see the thread it came from also.

here's the best recording from our very own Chaos Theory:
http://www.tindeck.com/listen/lysk

and one from Djynn Flyssa :gonk:
http://www.tindeck.com/listen/baln

Fridurmus
Nov 2, 2009

:black101: Break a leg! :black101:

Error 404 posted:

I'd love to see the thread it came from also.

here's the best recording from our very own Chaos Theory:
http://www.tindeck.com/listen/lysk

Yeeees this is exactly what I was looking for. I would love to know what thread spawned this.

May Contain Nuts
Sep 12, 2007

but still delicious
I'm looking for a webcomic that I used to read. It was something about movies. The only comic I remember was about Lord of War.

Something along the lines of "There was a guy with a gold plated AK-47 and nobody said anything about it, it was just there. I think this guy may have invented my favorite weapon ever: A bazooka that shoots antique furniture." And there was a picture of a guy shooting a puffy armchair out of an RPG tube.

Farchanter
Jun 15, 2008
This was mentioned in another thread along the same lines as this one. There was a website where, according to my understanding, you could do the jobs that a company wouldn't really want to pay someone to do in-house. Data entry, etc. They would pay you to do this, if I understand correctly. Does that ring any bells?

andy17null
Nov 29, 2007

I'M SO GODDAMN RETARDED, I THINK THIS IS LITERALLY REAL MONEY
amazon.com mechanical turk
https://www.mturk.com/mturk/welcome

Farchanter
Jun 15, 2008

andy17null posted:

amazon.com mechanical turk
https://www.mturk.com/mturk/welcome

You're awesome, thank you.

andy17null
Nov 29, 2007

I'M SO GODDAMN RETARDED, I THINK THIS IS LITERALLY REAL MONEY
you're welcome that will be :10bux:

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

Anybody got the weird 3-panel black and white cartoon where the only word spoken is STENDEC? I've searched all over my drives and I can't seem to find it.

Purple Rain Man
Aug 17, 2010
I'm looking for a music video on YouTube. It was animated, and if I recall, used only (or mostly) the colors red, white, and black. I think the singing may have been nonsense or an Asian language. The video had birds of some sort, chanting, and overall it was just really trippy and crazy. I'd love to watch it again.

Treytor
Feb 8, 2003

Enjoy, uh... refreshing time!

It most certainly had this video in it, but it was a bunch of other clips too. Plus the drum and bass music underneath.

Treytor posted:

"Techno Anime" - I could be wrong, but I think I remember the title being something stupidly vague like that. This wasn't some kid editing a bunch of anime together to an electronica song, but a complete short film.

Things I remember about the video:

- It was about souls (I think). They would get separated from people and harvested by some bad guy. He would have a big robot he controlled like a puppet, and go around eating them up.

- There was a group of rogues who would try to free these soul things. In the end they eventually get the bad guy eaten by his own robot.

- The end credits were a bunch of the kids in the film singing something in English.

I wanted to re-post this as I was trying to figure it out again today :(

vonbaron
Nov 10, 2008
Not quite what this thread is about, but: Whatever happened to Gutter Monkey? I last remember seeing him around the time he got his ballin rear end CHUMBAWUMBA tattoo. Image threads just aren't the same without him :(

Error 404
Jul 17, 2009


MAGE CURES PLOT

vonbaron posted:

Not quite what this thread is about, but: Whatever happened to Gutter Monkey? I last remember seeing him around the time he got his ballin rear end CHUMBAWUMBA tattoo. Image threads just aren't the same without him :(

He posted bestiality in PYF, and got banned.

vonbaron
Nov 10, 2008

Error 404 posted:

He posted bestiality in PYF, and got banned.

That sounds spot on. Godspeed, you beautiful hideous bastard. :australia:

Jables88
Jul 26, 2010
Tortured By Flan
"YO BUTT AIN'T MADE FO THAT"

This was the title of an old SA article featuring a conservative preacher ranting about the evils of homosexuality. There was an accompanying animation, but searching the site turns up only the audio and not the (charmingly crude) animation. Is there any chance in hell that someone knows where this is?

dangerann
Jan 12, 2009
I'm trying to find a picture that was part of a Hurricane Katrina photoessay and it was a man locking his two dogs in his house with a month's worth of food.

There's also a follow up photoessay which shows the dogs being rescued. I know that one of the dogs was named Taz.

Suspicious Lump
Mar 11, 2004
What was the name of the experiment that matched goon girls with goon guys? A few found love while other matches resulted in hilarious train wrecks.

I think the threads were posted in GBS but then moved else where.

Suspicious Lump fucked around with this message at 04:26 on Aug 26, 2010

Prof. Numbers
Dec 8, 2008

I'm a genius! *ow*
Goon Love Is The Best Love and the other GLITBL threads

Stexils
Jun 5, 2008

Suspicious Lump posted:

What was the name of the experiment that matched goon girls with goon guys? A few found love while other matches resulted in hilarious train wrecks.

I think the threads were posted in GBS but then moved else where.

"Goon love is the best love"

It also resulted in Two World's hilarious trainwreck thread and TigerMojo's amazing post.

IXCE
Nov 27, 2007

It's time to take naps and eat yum yum...and I'm all outta yum.

axolotl farmer posted:

Is the video of the guy singing Stairway to Heaven backwards still around?

This was the original site, but the guy took it down, and the wayback machine doesn't have it either.

http://www.looptvandfilm.com/blog/stairway/stairway.html

I think I may have found it:

http://www.adnstream.tv/video/mazNfoQliF/Jeroen-Offerman-Stairway-at-St-Pauls-reversed

This is the only version I could find online but according to some blog the original unaltered one is on Wholphin No. 1: http://www.wholphindvd.com/issues/wholphin-no-1/

Wholphin is basically a dvd series that have short films.

Purple Rain Man
Aug 17, 2010

Purple Rain Man posted:

I'm looking for a music video on YouTube. It was animated, and if I recall, used only (or mostly) the colors red, white, and black. I think the singing may have been nonsense or an Asian language. The video had birds of some sort, chanting, and overall it was just really trippy and crazy. I'd love to watch it again.

I finally remembered it on my own... here's a link, if anyone wants to see some crazy poo poo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=617ANIA5Rqs

Suspicious Lump
Mar 11, 2004

Prof. Numbers posted:

Goon Love Is The Best Love and the other GLITBL threads
Thanks! Wish I had archives, maybe I might get them just to view this thread.

Bamabalacha
Sep 18, 2006

Outta my way, ya dumb rah-rah!
I don't know if what I'm looking for was ever actually on the internet, but I figure it's worth a shot:

At the 2007 Toronto Fringe Festival, there was a show called "An Inconvenient Musical"--it was basically a very, very well done spoof (with singing! And dancing!) of "An Inconvenient Truth". There was one song, entitled (I think) "Kick 'Em in the Nuts", wherein David Suzuki sang to the protagonists that they could right the world's wrongs by following the advice "Kick em the nuts/And punch them in the rear end in a top hat/Kick where it hurts/And punch 'em where the sun don't shine". And then he started ninja breakdancing.

It looks vaguely lame when typed out, but I have never laughed so hard or seen so many people collectively lose their poo poo as when that number started. If someone with better internet fu than I can find a video or MP3 of the song, I will love them forever :ohdear:

andy17null
Nov 29, 2007

I'M SO GODDAMN RETARDED, I THINK THIS IS LITERALLY REAL MONEY
i would say your best bet is to contact the admin of this page

Grammer Police
Jul 25, 2006
It's s'posed to be ironic....
There is a rock song I saw on youtube not too long ago (within the past 6 months) and the video is clips of disasters like 9/11 and the challenger space shuttle explosion. At the begining there was just one sustained note and footage of someone falling from one of the twin towers. please help me find this super awesome song!

Edit: I found it! I was a bit wrong but the video in question is here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AeB3wJ505M&feature=fvst
God, it's really horrible seeing those people falling like that. The desperation they must have felt...


The song is Just A Phase by Incubus!

Grammer Police fucked around with this message at 20:51 on Aug 31, 2010

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Lights
Dec 9, 2007

Lights, the Peacock King, First of His Name.

I'm looking for two things. One was a webcomic, whose name I cannot remember. It was just random stuff, no storylines or anything. Decent art. The comic I specifically remember was of a bunch of Fraggles singing and digging, then releasing a torrent of lava and being swept away.

The other was a set of animated (probably flash) videos called, "How to drive a big black pickup truck", involving descriptions of how to be an utter jackass on the road.

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