here are some goals i like

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shut up blegum: Dec 17, 2008; --->Plastic Lawn<---

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDcSq8KglLM
Best quality I can find, awesome goal.

# ? Aug 22, 2010 08:51

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 23:44

Healbot: Jul 7, 2006; very very very fucjable
very vywr very

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcSYyVlsZ50

An awesome goal by M�ller, assist from Kroos against Wolfsburg.

# ? Aug 22, 2010 09:32

Paperhouse: Dec 31, 2008; I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side

Muller looks like a hell of a player

# ? Aug 22, 2010 21:28

euroboy: Mar 24, 2004

Healbot posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcSYyVlsZ50

An awesome goal by M�ller, assist from Kroos against Wolfsburg.

loving hell.

# ? Aug 22, 2010 21:33

ma i married a tuna: Apr 24, 2005; Numbers add up to nothing; Pillbug

Healbot posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcSYyVlsZ50

An awesome goal by M�ller, assist from Kroos against Wolfsburg.

Unbelievable. He's only had one season of senior level football. Nothing short of stunning.

# ? Aug 23, 2010 04:52

Lazlow: Nov 30, 2004

Ribery looks like he's about to rip M�ller's heart out with his teeth

# ? Aug 23, 2010 19:16

Turkish Hijinks: Feb 4, 2007; carefree antics or horseplay

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8lJpbDrlkY

This was from my team's game today against rivals, Fenerbahce.

# ? Aug 24, 2010 00:50

Total Meatlove: Jan 28, 2007; Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

Toe Poke lob, lucky poo poo

# ? Aug 24, 2010 00:59

Turkish Hijinks: Feb 4, 2007; carefree antics or horseplay

ibroxmassive posted:

Toe Poke lob, lucky poo poo

Yeah... plus the goalkeeper was out in no-man's land.

# ? Aug 24, 2010 01:35

Mr Pepper: Nov 29, 2006; Top Class

Turkish Hijinks posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8lJpbDrlkY

This was from my team's game today against rivals, Fenerbahce.

Just love how intense the roar of the crowd is when they score. Must be loving intense if you're there.

# ? Aug 24, 2010 02:06

Blimpkin: Dec 28, 2003

That was a good goal and all, but why was there such an uproar for going up by two by 15'?

# ? Aug 24, 2010 05:14

Tigren: Oct 3, 2003

Blimpkin posted:

That was a good goal and all, but why was there such an uproar for going up by two by 15'?

Game against rivals...

# ? Aug 24, 2010 05:38

Paperhouse: Dec 31, 2008; I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side

Turkish fans are pretty mental as well

# ? Aug 24, 2010 05:51

Healbot: Jul 7, 2006; very very very fucjable
very vywr very

Scoring against a team that's perceived as the biggest rear end in a top hat around is always cool.

# ? Aug 24, 2010 09:24

Blimpkin: Dec 28, 2003

Hey that's fine, I didn't know V :smith:

# ? Aug 24, 2010 14:50

Turkish Hijinks: Feb 4, 2007; carefree antics or horseplay

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4KuEt_gZG8&feature=related

The most stylish own goal in the history of own goals. Sorry about the lovely quality, but this is from early 90s Turkish television. Besiktas defender Recep scores an amazing volley in a UEFA Cup game.

# ? Aug 24, 2010 18:54

Grimble: Jul 7, 2002; He will build a castle with garden on an island called Cheshire, and he is permitted to breed.

Blimpkin posted:

"fast free kick" is my favorite search term now

Can't have fast free kicks without this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbO-fT_JII8

# ? Aug 24, 2010 20:01

I am OK: Mar 9, 2009; LAWL

Healbot posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcSYyVlsZ50

An awesome goal by M�ller, assist from Kroos against Wolfsburg.

gently caress me.

# ? Aug 24, 2010 22:34

shut up blegum: Dec 17, 2008; --->Plastic Lawn<---

Nice goal from Anderlecht last night.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h7fTcTHBR4

Unfortunately they totally hosed up the penalty kick-out and as a result they don't play in the Champions League.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3wT6mFWwhg

# ? Aug 25, 2010 10:30

Spermy Smurf: Jul 2, 2004

beedeebee posted:

Unfortunately they totally hosed up the penalty kick-out and as a result they don't play in the Champions League.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3wT6mFWwhg

3 of them put a penalty kick over the net?

These are professionals, right? Not 14 year old girls? What the poo poo.

# ? Aug 25, 2010 14:06

Healbot: Jul 7, 2006; very very very fucjable
very vywr very

Spermy Smurf posted:

3 of them put a penalty kick over the net?

These are professionals, right? Not 14 year old girls? What the poo poo.

It's the Jabulanis fault.

# ? Aug 25, 2010 14:15

Turkish Hijinks: Feb 4, 2007; carefree antics or horseplay

Healbot posted:

It's the Jabulanis fault.

Also vuvuzelas.

# ? Aug 25, 2010 17:08

kcer: May 28, 2004; Today is good weather
for an airstrike.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=praaIIVuI-0

Thought Pippo's goal tonight was great. Inch perfect ball and a loving lush finish.

kcer fucked around with this message at 23:42 on Aug 25, 2010

# ? Aug 25, 2010 23:40

Ewar Woowar: Feb 25, 2007

kcer posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=praaIIVuI-0

Thought Pippo's goal tonight was great. Inch perfect ball and a loving lush finish.

Came here to post that. Great finish.

# ? Aug 25, 2010 23:44

Paperhouse: Dec 31, 2008; I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side

sweet goal that

I love Inzaghi

# ? Aug 26, 2010 00:16

EC10: Jan 17, 2005; We like Nin-po-po
We like Nin-po-po
We like Nin-po-po
We like NIN---PO!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cflOyN_oSvU

Nicklas loving Bendtner

there are honestly a lot of late/game winning goals in there

# ? Sep 3, 2010 07:28

Gigi Galli: Sep 19, 2003; and then the car turned in to fire

Not so much the goal, but the assist. Cassano saved Italy today with his goal and this piece of work.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXMuU9YPgPk

Nice job never calling him up, Lippi.

# ? Sep 3, 2010 23:57

Turkish Hijinks: Feb 4, 2007; carefree antics or horseplay

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAhS5bhBmiU

Altintop scored the goal of the year today against Kazakhstan.

# ? Sep 4, 2010 03:50

Twoiism: Sep 10, 2008; Ever present.

GravityDaemon posted:

Not so much the goal, but the assist. Cassano saved Italy today with his goal and this piece of work.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXMuU9YPgPk

Nice job never calling him up, Lippi.

That's pretty loving ridiculous, reminds me of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Z4DAaQe7Q4

# ? Sep 4, 2010 12:43

DR AIDS: Nov 4, 2008; No shits will be given

Turkish Hijinks posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAhS5bhBmiU

Altintop scored the goal of the year today against Kazakhstan.

Holy gently caress how is that even possible

# ? Sep 4, 2010 21:22

Total Meatlove: Jan 28, 2007; Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

DR AIDS posted:

Holy gently caress how is that even possible

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhVDFEW5348

if you want an impossible goal

# ? Sep 4, 2010 21:34

kcer: May 28, 2004; Today is good weather
for an airstrike.

DR AIDS posted:

Holy gently caress how is that even possible

Loved Altintop's, but reminds me of my favourite goal:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaQhF-523As

Never ever get sick of watching that. Knows exactly what he wants to do instantly and the technique is just perfect.

e: Mute the sound

# ? Sep 5, 2010 01:56

Total Meatlove: Jan 28, 2007; Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

It's the way the ball hangs, and all you've got your eyes on is him, and you're just willing it to land perfectly on top of his boot. It even seems like the defender running towards him slows down just to watch

# ? Sep 5, 2010 01:59

Spermy Smurf: Jul 2, 2004

Those were both crosses.

# ? Sep 5, 2010 02:05

Gigi Galli: Sep 19, 2003; and then the car turned in to fire

ibroxmassive posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhVDFEW5348

if you want an impossible goal

Closer range, but the same idea

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRAecFJR9Gg

loving Brazilian fullbacks

# ? Sep 5, 2010 04:24

Blimpkin: Dec 28, 2003

GravityDaemon posted:

Closer range, but the same idea

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRAecFJR9Gg

loving Brazilian fullbacks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsCbXu5it6Y

I found this in the related videos, and I stayed for the extremely high quality video.

# ? Sep 5, 2010 05:20

JingleBells: Jan 7, 2007; Oh what fun it is to see the Harriers win away!

Courtesy of Retro MBM on twitter, West Germany's goals of the season from 1971-1995. They like a bicycle kick.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bv7InVefo74

You should follow them on twitter they find some awesome classic stuff

# ? Sep 5, 2010 13:59