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Article I.  Permissible Uses of Black Highlighters on Library Materials
I.A.  Rule Relaxed during Finals Week

Article II.  Duty to Report Cheating - 
II.A.  General Rule - No Duty
II.B.  Exception: Is She Hot but won't Date You?
II.C.  Exception: Is the Offender URM and Probably Here on Affirmative Action?
II.D.  Exception: Gunners

Article III.  Use of Others' Outlines
III.A.  With Permission
III.A.1. Standard Fees and Licensing Costs Permitted
III.A.2. Reliance on Outline and Poor Grades - Causes of Action

III.B.  Without Permission
III.B.1. Exception: If Your Study Partner is a Douchebag

Article IV.  Cohabitation
IV.A.  With Professors
IV.A.1. Exception: Hot Adjuncts 
IV.A.2. Exception: You Really Need An A
IV.B.  With Students
IV.B.1.  Pity Fucks
IV.B.2.  Finals Week - Multiple Partners

Article V.  Substance Use
V.A.  Alcohol
V.A.1.  Replacements for Standard Issue Jameson
V.A.2.  Special Rule: People Too Pussy to drink it from the bottle
V.B.  Drugs - Please See Chapters 2 through 10 in the "How to Excel" Student Handbook.

Article VI.  Murder and Lesser Physical Violences
VI.A.  Against Professors - General Rule
VI.A.1.  Exception: His Grades Are, Like, Totally Arbitrary
VI.B.  Against Students - General Rule
VI.B.1.  Exception: Gunners
VI.B.2.  Exception: That Guy Who Never Shows Up But Gets A's