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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Ray Parlour > here are some goals i like
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Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Totti is the king of the chip, or as we say in Italy, the cucchiaio (spoon)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3F8UhQPAEnA

* # ? Sep 5, 2010 17:28
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Comlink
Nov 21, 2006

Oh yes, yes, yes.... that's BANG on the money!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r1cLP2-K60

magic.

* # ? Sep 5, 2010 17:32
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Hulk Krogan
Mar 25, 2005



 Speaking of nasty volleys: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EojA8BaXDf0

Maxi Rodriguez's OT goal against Mexico in 06. It's at 1:50.

* # ? Sep 6, 2010 21:29
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Cjones
Jul 4, 2008

Democracia Socrates, MD

Drifter287 posted:

Speaking of nasty volleys: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EojA8BaXDf0

Maxi Rodriguez's OT goal against Mexico in 06. It's at 1:50.

It's an amazing goal that everybody and their mother has seen ;)

* # ? Sep 7, 2010 07:38
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Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side
one of my fav volleys from recent times

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_Gu2073h0s
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s0meb0dy0
Feb 27, 2004

The death of a child is always a tragedy, but let's put this in perspective, shall we? I mean they WERE palestinian.

Paperhouse posted:

one of my fav volleys from recent times

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_Gu2073h0s
Which one is supposed to be a volley?

* # ? Sep 7, 2010 09:21
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Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side
its a half volley, who cares

* # ? Sep 7, 2010 09:24
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Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


 Stiliyan Petrov vs. Derby

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukq-5HyZ_bM

I remember I laughed when it went in. Ridiculous goal.

* # ? Sep 7, 2010 12:26
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ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
All goals & highlights from Germanys match last night:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6pecuMCXmU

* # ? Sep 8, 2010 10:49
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EC10
Jan 17, 2005

We like Nin-po-po
We like Nin-po-po
We like Nin-po-po
We like NIN---PO!
Podolski is such a boss, shame he rots at Koln during the season

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the
Jul 18, 2004

by Cowcaster
I'm convinced that Klose can score a goal from literally any imagined combination of ball and foot angle.

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Turkish Hijinks
Feb 4, 2007

carefree antics or horseplay

the posted:

I'm convinced that Klose can score a goal from literally any imagined combination of ball and foot angle.

It's really a shame that Euro 2012 will probably be his last major international competition.

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TomSellek
Jan 31, 2008
Arrogant, dumb, meat headed and stubborn. Please disregard and move on.
can you guys do the embed thing its super handy

* # ? Sep 9, 2010 05:51
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kri kri
Jul 18, 2007

TomSellek posted:

can you guys do the embed thing its super handy

sure

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exlBHTyB1R0

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c0burn
Sep 2, 2003

The KKKing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qV4pWMkOJQ

* # ? Sep 9, 2010 21:14
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Mr Pepper
Nov 29, 2006

:jiggled:Top Class:jiggled:

c0burn posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qV4pWMkOJQ

loving stunning goals in that. For as much poo poo as he gets in here, he's certainly been an amazing player.

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euroboy
Mar 24, 2004

 Great video, but Coldplay? :ughh:

* # ? Sep 9, 2010 22:38
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hyper from Pixie Sticks
Sep 28, 2004

euroboy posted:

Great video, but Coldplay? :ughh:
It's the perfect soundtrack, since Coldplay are a lot like Liverpool - most of their fans are utter cunts.

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TomSellek
Jan 31, 2008
Arrogant, dumb, meat headed and stubborn. Please disregard and move on.

euroboy posted:

Great video, but Coldplay? :ughh:

Yeah it ruined it for me too

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tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN
Coldplay owns you idiots

* # ? Sep 10, 2010 05:10
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Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

 I don't think I've ever enjoyed a goal more than Gerrard's goal against Olympicas. Probably even more than Xabi's pk against Milan.

* # ? Sep 10, 2010 05:14
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Turkish Hijinks
Feb 4, 2007

carefree antics or horseplay
Speaking of Gerrard:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RBI6QYg8M8&hd=1

I loving love British commentary.

* # ? Sep 10, 2010 06:11
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ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNC-gvoZEFM


that goalie is literally retarded

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gobbles
Oct 15, 2005

ephex posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNC-gvoZEFM


that goalie is literally retarded

hahaha that's awesome

* # ? Sep 10, 2010 17:09
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GutBomb
Jun 15, 2005

Dude?

ephex posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNC-gvoZEFM


that goalie is literally retarded

I thought it was going to be this http://www.mlssoccer.com/videos?catid=114&id=8387

* # ? Sep 10, 2010 18:05
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Mr Gentleman
Apr 29, 2003

the Educated Villain of London

 probably been posted already but just in case

that guy who did the PL 08/09 compilation did one for 09/10 (came out in august): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1OHr0UbcDM

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Argyle
Jun 7, 2001

GutBomb posted:

I thought it was going to be this http://www.mlssoccer.com/videos?catid=114&id=8387

Look at him run to recover the ball afterwards.

He's so sorry :(

* # ? Sep 10, 2010 19:25
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kliksf
Jan 1, 2003

ephex posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNC-gvoZEFM


that goalie is literally retarded

came here to post this

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azathosk
Aug 20, 2006

Sup guys?
And there is Rekdal... And there is the shot! AND IT IS A GOAL!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sv7O6NWYnU

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Turkish Hijinks
Feb 4, 2007

carefree antics or horseplay
Here are some goals from my team's game today:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OTMQsPP0O8
Decent freekick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzznWAGqAMQ
Nice shot from distance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEar4a83Eec
Alanzinho's assist in this goal if pretty loving cheeky

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Dear Sergio
Sep 7, 2008

We are a couple, not a duo
haha that "goool!!!" graphic is loving awesome

* # ? Sep 14, 2010 00:30
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Turkish Hijinks
Feb 4, 2007

carefree antics or horseplay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaTjYyK_IPY

This is also a great goal.

* # ? Sep 14, 2010 06:22
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Klay
Oct 29, 2008
 Muller (Bayern v. Roma)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRVK-Cy1k6s

"oi oi OI OI!" indeed

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Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi
Mar 26, 2005

Klay posted:

Muller (Bayern v. Roma)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRVK-Cy1k6s

"oi oi OI OI!" indeed

Thomas Müller is so good already at 21, he's only gonna get even better as he gets older.

* # ? Sep 16, 2010 18:46
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c0burn
Sep 2, 2003

The KKKing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKVyVPAviPs

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Blimpkin
Dec 28, 2003

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi posted:

Thomas Müller is so good already at 21, he's only gonna get even better as he gets older.

I can't wait for the next World Cup, I'm going to watch him, and only him.

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Dude47
Jul 23, 2007
 Jari Litmanen at 39 years young still going strong. Todays amazing goal:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pf0dD4GHnJg

Dude47 fucked around with this message at 15:23 on Sep 18, 2010

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Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

Dear Sergio posted:

haha that "goool!!!" graphic is loving awesome
hahah yeah i was about to say, that whole GOLLL graphic and replay, etc, was pretty awesome.

some great goals~

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Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side
if anyone didn't see Berbatov's 2nd goal against Liverpool today, here it is

http://www.101greatgoals.com/videodisplay/dimitar-berbatov-2-liverpool-6924342/

magnificent bastard

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Zero Star
Jan 22, 2006

Robit the paranoid blogger.

Paperhouse posted:

if anyone didn't see Berbatov's 2nd goal against Liverpool today, here it is

http://www.101greatgoals.com/videodisplay/dimitar-berbatov-2-liverpool-6924342/

magnificent bastard
I came here to request this and found that you'd gotten there first, thanks :)

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