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Did any of the UVA people have Jody Krauss for Contracts? He's a visiting Prof at CLS now and I'm hoping to get some intel on him.
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MaximumBob posted:I don't know if you keep up on the thread, but just in case: you honestly cannot trust Lykourgos. And to be fair, I think I have to mention that you really can't trust Maximum Bob at all, either. I never spoke about who it is they actually hire, but I gave corrections to bighead's post that nobody can really disagree with. As for the three people who have started in the office from this years hiring, two of them spent all their summers and part of their semesters working with the office. One of them did the same, but at the Indiana AG's office. I don't know about the others.
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# ? Sep 10, 2010 14:42 |
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Lykourgos posted:And to be fair, I think I have to mention that you really can't trust Maximum Bob at all, either. I never spoke about who it is they actually hire, but I gave corrections to bighead's post that nobody can really disagree with. You know a kid named Decklan? He was the dude I mentioned in my post re: Cook County, the only person from Loyola's class of '09 to be able to work there. He's good people.
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# ? Sep 10, 2010 14:46 |
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Mr Gentleman posted:as in local counsel or what? I would like to be local counsel in E.D. Texas etc etc gently caress NO YOU DON'T. E.D. Texas has loving draconian rules for discovery involving multi-hour discovery conferencing and an incredibly detailed discovery plan. NO ONE wants to be in the E.D. Texas court.
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# ? Sep 10, 2010 15:30 |
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Holland Oats posted:Did any of the UVA people have Jody Krauss for Contracts? He's a visiting Prof at CLS now and I'm hoping to get some intel on him. My classmates had him, although I was unfortunately stuck with Cohen instead. He's apparently a hardass and I believe he had a 4 hour final that year. The U.Va. Law standard is 3. He's pretty grueling, but I never heard anyone complain about him being a bad teacher.
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CaptainScraps posted:gently caress NO YOU DON'T.
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# ? Sep 10, 2010 16:40 |
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CaptainScraps posted:gently caress NO YOU DON'T. haha I was really thinking more along the lines of living off the fat of all those patent cases but I guess nothing comes that free
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# ? Sep 10, 2010 16:42 |
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E.D. Texas owns don't hate
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# ? Sep 10, 2010 16:55 |
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Ersatz posted:Woot - I just found out that one of my friends has an interview tomorrow at the Patent Office. She has a bachelor's in electrical engineering and a JD, so hopefully it'll work out. i don't even know why they bother interviewing how you are as a person doesn't matter because there's hardly any human interaction, and the only guarantee that you could do this job is if you were good at it before and quit, because people who know patent law aren't necessarily good searchers, and people who know the technical subject matter won't necessarily be able to wrap their head around patent law.
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# ? Sep 10, 2010 17:48 |
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I'm getting dinner invitations out of my OCI applications. This is a good thing right
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# ? Sep 10, 2010 18:13 |
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hypocrite lecteur posted:I'm getting dinner invitations out of my OCI applications. This is a good thing right no; associates these days try to get a leg up by hosting live games of cluedo for the partners. It's kind of like when gentlemen would ride elephants in India and shoot the odd tiger. Have fun.
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# ? Sep 10, 2010 18:39 |
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Bid on a company for 3L OCI called "Wilshire Financial Group", I had done a quick google at the time and found out they were an insurance company that also did estate planning & some securities stuff. I stupidly figured the job would involve work for them AS A LAWYER. Now that I've accepted the interview, I happened to notice that it was for the position of "Financial Representative" Everything I can find seems to indicate that this is in fact a 100% commission insurance sales job. gently caress.
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# ? Sep 10, 2010 18:44 |
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Lykourgos posted:no; associates these days try to get a leg up by hosting live games of cluedo for the partners. It's kind of like when gentlemen would ride elephants in India and shoot the odd tiger. Have fun. I'm gonna show them why humans are truly the most dangerous quarry. By the end of it they'll wish they'd offered me sole domain of the document review pit.
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# ? Sep 10, 2010 18:50 |
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Have you ever wanted a lawyer to clean your toilet? http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local...re_attorne.html quote:After spending a year looking for a job, an out-of-work lawyer dusted off her resume and added a new profession: housekeeper.
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# ? Sep 10, 2010 18:59 |
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It Wasn't Supposed to Happen at Fordham...
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# ? Sep 10, 2010 19:18 |
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Stunt Rock posted:Shitlaw kind of owns. For real. I just took a new case from a cold call. Lady called me, and said she got food poisoning from chinese restaurant's shellfish dish. Barfing, swelling, overnight in the hospital. She had had the same dish from the same restaurant in the past, so it is not an allergic reaction. She told me that she was at work when the incident took place, and she called her daughter to come and drive her to the hospital. But the reaction hit so hard she had to have a co-worker drive her. Where does she work? The local adult caberet. Let's see - puking stripper with a daughter old enough to drive? I'LL TAKE THE CASE It got even funnier when I sent one of our clerks to the restaurant to try to see who owned it. The local health department requires a certificate to be displayed with the owner's name on it. The restaurant workers caught the clerk trying to write down the name and covered the certificate with a tray, while yelling about the police and throwing my clerk out. I know I am going to lose money on the case, but sure will be fun.
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# ? Sep 10, 2010 19:27 |
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TyChan posted:I read that. Ironically, CoS via Latham and Watkins sent one such letter to Wikipedia, over the reports on the page that they were representing CoS.
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atlas of bugs posted:It Wasn't Supposed to Happen at Fordham... It didn't! She got a BIGLAW job, *then* got laid off! ...welp
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hypocrite lecteur posted:I'm getting dinner invitations out of my OCI applications. This is a good thing right Yeah, it's good stuff. I got three dinner invites, of those I got two callbacks. The third is still a mystery, but its getting late in the game for that particular firm to be handing out CBs so I've stopped thinking it's going to happen. So it doesn't automatically equate to future ballyhoo with the firm but take it as a positive.
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sigmachiev posted:Yeah, it's good stuff. I got three dinner invites, of those I got two callbacks. The third is still a mystery, but its getting late in the game for that particular firm to be handing out CBs so I've stopped thinking it's going to happen. So it doesn't automatically equate to future ballyhoo with the firm but take it as a positive. Have firms changed tactics? When I was in law school, hosted dinners were large affairs where students were all invited to come by. I guess it gave mingling opportunities, but the consensus was that they were fairly useless and only helped if you really were on the borderline between callback and rejection for the firm who was hosting. SWATJester posted:Ironically, CoS via Latham and Watkins sent one such letter to Wikipedia, over the reports on the page that they were representing CoS. I hear a big angle for the CoS is that any site talking about CoS religious documents is either engaging in copyright infringement or facilitating it. I wonder if that is the tactic they used to approach Wikipedia. I wonder if any L&W partners are Scientologists. Those salaries would give you a lot of money to spend on climbing the OT level ladder. Eric Cantonese fucked around with this message at 20:20 on Sep 10, 2010 |
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Adar posted:Have you ever wanted a lawyer to clean your toilet? Here's what I don't get, if she's going to start a business why not start a law firm? Mind you I know it's not easy and yadda yadda but cleaning poo poo?
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# ? Sep 10, 2010 20:22 |
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Roger_Mudd posted:Here's what I don't get, if she's going to start a business why not start a law firm? Mind you I know it's not easy and yadda yadda but cleaning poo poo? She'll probably make more money cleaning poo poo. The solo market in NYC is DOA right now.
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# ? Sep 10, 2010 20:23 |
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Can LLBs be used to get into undergrad academia?
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# ? Sep 10, 2010 20:37 |
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TyChan posted:Have firms changed tactics? When I was in law school, hosted dinners were large affairs where students were all invited to come by. I guess it gave mingling opportunities, but the consensus was that they were fairly useless and only helped if you really were on the borderline between callback and rejection for the firm who was hosting. This is just my own experience I speak with, but all the dinners I went to were invite only, and invites were extended only after your OCI session. For example, for one of the firms, only one other person who interviewed for the same office as I got an invite. 40 students interviewed for that particular office (other students who interviewed for other offices were there too; I think in total there were around 12 students for four offices, out of 100-120 total who interviewed). The same process was used for the other two firms, with varying amounts of students invited to the dinner. These have all been for national firms, but they have strong offices in the Bay and SoCal, so it could very well be different for firms where the power center lies somewhere else.
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# ? Sep 10, 2010 20:50 |
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Our Dean is resigning effective the end of this school year, and I am considering applying for the job under the theory that our school will do anything to be able to count students as employed 6 months after graduation. Law school dean can't be too hard, can it?
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in absentia posted:Our Dean is resigning effective the end of this school year, and I am considering applying for the job under the theory that our school will do anything to be able to count students as employed 6 months after graduation. Law school dean can't be too hard, can it? Not sure, but apparently it is a valid path to becoming a supreme court justice
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in absentia posted:Our Dean is resigning effective the end of this school year, and I am considering applying for the job under the theory that our school will do anything to be able to count students as employed 6 months after graduation. Law school dean can't be too hard, can it? Heh, you must be a UW student. I am so glad he is leaving. Despite the hagiography in the paper, he was terrible for the school. Although now I have to think of a new reason to tell the UW Foundation for why I won't donate. For the past four years I told them "I won't donate until the Dean is gone."
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# ? Sep 10, 2010 21:33 |
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Wyatt posted:Heh, you must be a UW student. I am so glad he is leaving. Despite the hagiography in the paper, he was terrible for the school. Although now I have to think of a new reason to tell the UW Foundation for why I won't donate. For the past four years I told them "I won't donate until the Dean is gone." My ugrad tries that donation nonsense, and I believe the correct answer is always boisterous laughter until they hang up the phone.
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# ? Sep 10, 2010 21:57 |
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Northeastern has been polite enough to realize that I'm broke (well, the alumni relations department, not the student loan department) and I don't think my undergrad knows where I live, all that mail still goes to my mom's house.
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# ? Sep 10, 2010 22:06 |
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"I donated $120,000 already and it's going to cost me $300,000, thank you come again"
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# ? Sep 10, 2010 22:33 |
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I did get an invitation to a $75 class reunion dinner though. Sadly that money is earmarked for 2 weeks worth of food
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# ? Sep 10, 2010 22:34 |
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Lykourgos posted:Not sure, but apparently it is a valid path to becoming a supreme court justice Back during one of Bush's court vacancies, I wrote him asking to be a recess appointment to the court, stating that a) court was on recess too so it wasn't like I could do any harm, b) he wouldn't have to renominate me when Senate came back in session but c) it'd look great on my resume. edit: Now I'm Chief Justice Roberts
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# ? Sep 10, 2010 22:36 |
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TyChan posted:Have firms changed tactics? When I was in law school, hosted dinners were large affairs where students were all invited to come by. I guess it gave mingling opportunities, but the consensus was that they were fairly useless and only helped if you really were on the borderline between callback and rejection for the firm who was hosting. I don't know. I tentatively had something lined up with a hometown firm for the summer, so I put in a couple OCI applications at bigger firms I would like to work at as just kind of a thing to do, if nothing comes of it whatever. They called me back two or three days after my apps were in, asking if I wanted to do dinner the night before OCIs, after a large mixer for all the OCI employers. I think the mixer is the meet and greet, and then you split off with interested firms afterwards, and then do OCIs the next day. I'm cautiously optimistic about it, considering I wasn't even really expecting responses
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hypocrite lecteur posted:I don't know. I tentatively had something lined up with a hometown firm for the summer, so I put in a couple OCI applications at bigger firms I would like to work at as just kind of a thing to do, if nothing comes of it whatever. They called me back two or three days after my apps were in, asking if I wanted to do dinner the night before OCIs, after a large mixer for all the OCI employers. I think the mixer is the meet and greet, and then you split off with interested firms afterwards, and then do OCIs the next day. I'm cautiously optimistic about it, considering I wasn't even really expecting responses Yeah this sounds very different than how it works here, still though it's cool you heard back so enjoy dinner and be cool.
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# ? Sep 11, 2010 00:50 |
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My favorite reply to the UC donations callers is that my graduation year had to file a class action lawsuit over their breach of contract on fees, and the school were super bitchy about it and fought it all the way to the California Supreme Court, and now they want more money? Also, alcohol chat: got a bottle of Elmer T. Lee Single Barrel Sour Mash Kentucky Bourbon from a client. Will report back on its ability to replace Jack Daniels in my desk drawer/getting shitfaced plans for tonight.
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TyChan posted:I hear a big angle for the CoS is that any site talking about CoS religious documents is either engaging in copyright infringement or facilitating it. I wonder if that is the tactic they used to approach Wikipedia. I couldn't disclose either way.
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# ? Sep 11, 2010 02:53 |
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This is why you should go to law school, so you can have a dinner like this beverage digestif
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# ? Sep 11, 2010 15:07 |
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Are those mass-produced corn tortillas I see there? drat those motherfuckers look like a week old. You poor bastard.
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Save me jeebus posted:Are those mass-produced corn tortillas I see there? drat those motherfuckers look like a week old. You poor bastard. Oh hay Mission Tortillas, how are you. Dry and tasteless as always?
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Phil Moscowitz posted:This is why you should go to law school, so you can have a dinner like this
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