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CaptainScraps posted:Oh hay Mission Tortillas, how are you. Dry and tasteless as always? Hey, they're perfectly fine for cutting into triangles, deep frying, and coating with coarse salt and a spray of lime juice.
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Green Crayons posted:Per the megathread mantra, where's the picture of your company: the perpetually empty chair sitting across from you?
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Save me jeebus posted:Are those mass-produced corn tortillas I see there? drat those motherfuckers look like a week old. You poor bastard. Seriously, the tortillas are cracked from just sitting there on the plate.
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true story, the tacos broke apart in my lap and I spilled blantons on myself while driving back to work after dinner to draft an appellate brief then i jerked off and cried myself to sleep i woke up to the janitor sucking the liquor out of my pants. and nothing else
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Phil Moscowitz posted:This is why you should go to law school, so you can have a dinner like this Not only is that the vineyard's second wine, it is literally the worst vintage of the entire last decade. You probably could have got Duhart's second in a 2005 for way cheaper if you wanted a Bordeaux.
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Sep 11, 2010 22:24
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said the hobo to the working lawyer
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Phil Moscowitz posted:true story, the tacos broke apart in my lap and I spilled blantons on myself while driving back to work after dinner to draft an appellate brief I went for tacos for lunch today too at a pollos asados al carbon place. I had to pull the meat off the drat bird myself but the tortillas were homemade, came with a basket of chips made of the same tortillas deep fried and rice, beans, and four different types of salsa including a don(put the drat tilde over this yourself)a sauce and a drink. $6.50 and I still think i was overcharged.
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Sep 11, 2010 22:57
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atlas of bugs posted:said the hobo to the working lawyer at this point you should self-identify as a wino methinks
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Sep 11, 2010 22:59
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atlas of bugs posted:Not only is that the vineyard's second wine, it is literally the worst vintage of the entire last decade. non seulement ceci, but Duhart is for paisans and other miscreants, or "hobos" if you will
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also those aren't mission tortillas, apparently tortillas don't like flying
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CaptainScraps posted:I went for tacos for lunch today too at a pollos asados al carbon place. I had to pull the meat off the drat bird myself but the tortillas were homemade, came with a basket of chips made of the same tortillas deep fried and rice, beans, and four different types of salsa including a don(put the drat tilde over this yourself)a sauce and a drink. Get the gently caress outta here, a middling burrito or fajita here cost like $8 and come with no sides or other special poo poo at all.
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Phil Moscowitz posted:non seulement ceci, but Duhart is for paisans and other miscreants, or "hobos" if you will that should be a pretty good indication of how bad your 2006 was
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on the upside robert parker says it'll be drinkable in 5-10 years so i hope you got a go-cup
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Are there any readily available resources of hypos with excellent answers I could mine? Additionally, which one has better rewards: Lexis or Westlaw? I recall discussion from a while ago but being awesome and not in law school at the time I didn't really care what was going on outside of tacochats.
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Green Crayons posted:Are there any readily available resources of hypos with excellent answers I could mine? Lexis is better, but I find that West (at least at my school) gives much more options to get points.
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Green Crayons posted:I recall discussion from a while ago but being awesome and not in law school at the time I didn't really care what was going on outside of tacochats. So you read this thread while not a lawyer, then decided to become a lawyer and went to a non T14. That is what I get from this sentence.
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Elmer T. Lee single barrel update: as a mixer, has more pepper than Gentleman Jack, less of the banana flavor of regular Jack Daniels. It's better neat. Up for today: Laird's 12 year old apple brandy. BECAUSE EVEN APPLEJACK CAN BE CLASSY
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Hey Mookie have you been playing World of Tanks? If not somebody has stolen your name!! If yes then how are you managing to bill clients for the time spent playing?
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Sep 12, 2010 01:22
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Mookie posted:Up for today: Laird's 12 year old apple brandy.
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Mookie posted:Elmer T. Lee single barrel update: as a mixer, has more pepper than Gentleman Jack, less of the banana flavor of regular Jack Daniels. It's better neat. Calvados is the classy apple brandy. Couer de Lion is class. Calvados makes me happy. I think I need to get a drinkable bottle now.
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CmdrSmirnoff posted:Hey Mookie have you been playing World of Tanks? If not somebody has stolen your name!! I took my SA name from the thread where the teacher found his ghetto 7th grader's sex-story filled spiral notebook. I'm assuming that it isn't the only place where some Mook has that name. My online gaming name is different, but the only multiplayer game I play is Modern Warfare 2 
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Green Crayons posted:Additionally, which one has better rewards: Lexis or Westlaw? I recall discussion from a while ago but being awesome and not in law school at the time I didn't really care what was going on outside of tacochats. The best tip I figured out is to set up an alert on both Westlaw and Lexis to Shepardize/KeyCite some case every day, and e-mail yourself the result... you'll then automatically get the daily points for doing a search (often double points for Shepardizing/KeyCiting). I have a filter set up so the e-mails automatically get deleted every morning and I never have to see them, but I still get the points.
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Grammar Fascist posted:I think Lexis has a lot more online stuff you can do to get points, and MUCH better actual rewards (gift cards and such). At my school Lexis also has a lot more trainings and things, so I think it just depends on the reps. Employing a system similar to this, I bought two pair of shoes and four video games during law school. Literally the only positive from going to law school is the free Westlaw/Lexis points. Rural Alaskan Clerking Update: This bitch somehow managed to steal $800k in student loans. The kicker is that she's not a law student but some sort of stupid Oriental Studies PhD. She's also a Rhodes Scholar. While reviewing the case (it was in front of some other judge, so I'm speaking as a dispassionate public observer), I was thinking "That's not THAT much in student loans, I bet her education cost that much if she got $800k in 10 years." I was wrong. Yeah turns out it's literally criminal to take out $80k/yr in loans. How much did YOU take out for law school? BigHead fucked around with this message at 05:23 on Sep 12, 2010 |
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Paying $30k+ a year for Westlaw shoe rewards. Truly an excellent return.
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7StoryFall posted:Lexis is better, but I find that West (at least at my school) gives much more options to get points. The only good thing about lexis in the real work is that it doesn't have a hard wall for parts you pay for. I can only search cal and fed law, but I can put in a cite from anywhere and get it. West won't let you do that. Lexis is also slower. (Really though, it is down to personal preference)
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nm posted:No, westlaw is better. At least for criminal law. He was asking which has better rewards
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The answer is, both are horrible because you are in law school.
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I used Lexis because their rep was far hotter than the Westlaw one.
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diospadre posted:I used Lexis because their rep was far hotter than the Westlaw one. Both of mine were truly and utterly soul-crushed bald fat men. Which, if you're into horribly soul-crushed bald fat men, then my school's world is your oyster. But alas the bald fat men have since moved on  .By soul-crushed, I mean far beyond anything you can imagine. Our Lexis guy dragged his children into our training sessions and would go apeshit if they misbehaved, and you could tell he was just so, utterly, completely, lonely. His eyes were just so desolate and unhappy. Our westlaw guy was just normal fat and bald I guess, which is still fairly soul-crushing.
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BigHead posted:Both of mine were truly and utterly soul-crushed bald fat men. Which, if you're into horribly soul-crushed bald fat men, then my school's world is your oyster. But alas the bald fat men have since moved on We didn't even get people, they just passed out passwords and flash drives in my legal writing class.
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Ainsley McTree posted:I never cashed in my reward points They were the only thing of value you got out of law school and you managed to gently caress even that up?
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BigHead posted:Employing a system similar to this, I bought two pair of shoes and four video games during law school. "In all she took out more than $679,000 in student loans, federal prosecutors said. They say about $403,000 went for noneducational expenses. "  What in gods name did they actually count as educational expenses, then? Anchorage is a tad more expensive than the lower 48, but holy christ.
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Mookie posted:I took my SA name from the thread where the teacher found his ghetto 7th grader's sex-story filled spiral notebook. I'm assuming that it isn't the only place where some Mook has that name. If you play on the Xbox with goons, tell them Mommy Party is your homeboy and you want to have a slumber praty.
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Ainsley McTree posted:I never cashed in my reward points are you employed now or not
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thanks guys, i just had a dream about taking a burrito law class it was mostly product liability
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atlas of bugs posted:That is what I get from this sentence. Grammar Fascist posted:The best tip I figured out is to set up an alert on both Westlaw and Lexis to Shepardize/KeyCite some case every day, and e-mail yourself the result... you'll then automatically get the daily points for doing a search (often double points for Shepardizing/KeyCiting). I have a filter set up so the e-mails automatically get deleted every morning and I never have to see them, but I still get the points.
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Red Bean Juice posted:thanks guys, i just had a dream about taking a burrito law class Burrito Law the first: Korean food does not belong in a loving burrito. Gochujang tastes like poo poo and should not sully what could otherwise have been a mediocre meal.
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CaptainScraps posted:Burrito Law the first: Quoted for loving truth.
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CaptainScraps posted:Burrito Law the first: you're so wrong it hurts it hurts my balls
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