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rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
my cats are defective :(

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Kirk
Sep 22, 2003
do you have the receipts still

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Jonny 290 posted:

when we get the wrong kind of litter nargle will wet her paws in her water bowl and then walk through her box and then trot through the house flicking the litter everywhere

your cat is hella passive aggressive yo

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
if i dont scoop the box daily she'll specifically take a dump on the floor RIGHT NEXT TO IT

you do not half-rear end it with the nargle

also rotor i guess your cats have some sort of deficiency or something maybe? or maybe they just assholes

hot dog meat burger
Nov 21, 2009

by mons al-madeen
cool thanks for not posting any cat pictures

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

BUSINESS CATTE 2.0
Dec 23, 2002

by T. Butt

hot dog meat burger posted:

cool thanks for not posting any cat pictures

Kirk
Sep 22, 2003
goat out

relative_q
Sep 9, 2008

shame on a kitty who try to run game on a kitty

wu buck wild wit tha trigga


Kirk posted:

goat out

relative_q
Sep 9, 2008

shame on a kitty who try to run game on a kitty

wu buck wild wit tha trigga


(that is a p cute goat tho)

Tom Collins
Aug 25, 2000

y'all gonna milk that goat?

maybe make your own feta?

The Diddler
Jun 22, 2006


rotor posted:

so i threw my cats outside after they ate because one of them keeps barfing and the other one keeps eating the barf and frankly it's just not something i want to watch at 9am any more, so now they're both desperately meowing at the back door instead of just chasing birds or lying down in the warm sun like normal cats would, god they're so DUMB

you ever puked outside when the neighbors were watching? it's embarrassing and uncivilized!

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Bob Cthulhu posted:

you ever puked outside when the neighbors were watching? it's embarrassing and uncivilized!

dont be so uptight maaaaan, the human body is beautiful

Yakattak
Dec 17, 2009

I am Grumpypuss
>:3

me irl

Yakattak
Dec 17, 2009

I am Grumpypuss
>:3

anyone remember the name of the breed of datte catte?

nvm its called a pallas's cat

Yakattak fucked around with this message at 23:48 on Oct 4, 2010

z0rge Costanza
Jul 30, 2006

My posting...it's shit Jerry! Shit!

Tom Collins posted:

milk that goat

milked it real good

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


caaaatttteeeeess!!

the yosposest pet

Yakattak
Dec 17, 2009

I am Grumpypuss
>:3

Drone_Fragger posted:

caaaatttteeeeess!!

the yosposest pet

this was established 180 pages back

Lum
Aug 13, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9QwK5EHSmg&t=74s

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


Tom Collins posted:

milk that goat?


crack that whip

Quebec Bagnet
Apr 28, 2009

mess with the honk
you get the bonk
Lipstick Apathy

Kirk
Sep 22, 2003

Derpes Simplex posted:



post the version where he gets through

z0rge Costanza
Jul 30, 2006

My posting...it's shit Jerry! Shit!

Tom Collins posted:

milk that goat


TOO SCSI FOR MY CAT
Oct 12, 2008

this is what happens when you take UI design away from engineers and give it to a bunch of hipster art student "designers"

BUSINESS CATTE 2.0
Dec 23, 2002

by T. Butt
https://vimeo.com/15552008

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

LIGATT SECURITY posted:

https://vimeo.com/15552008

"This conversation is missing your voice. "

i wouldn't really say it's missing it, Bob

Kirk
Sep 22, 2003
did you pick up a brace of cats yet

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

Janin posted:



lol


i take my kitties into the shower with me. they're v good :3:

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

LIGATT SECURITY posted:

https://vimeo.com/15552008

is this yr goats

got dat wmd
Apr 28, 2009
how would a cat react to a bathtub filled with corn starch

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

got dat wmd posted:

how would a cat react to a bathtub filled with corn starch

hilariously

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


If it was dry, he'd poop in it.

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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El Jackalope posted:

he'd poop in it.

Kirk
Sep 22, 2003
cat status

i trimmed dings nails cause they were loving long as poo poo and then she immediately ran over to her scratching mat and went nuts on it. being unable to get a grip she stared at me for awhile and then started running all over the house for an hour or so. the end.

got dat wmd
Apr 28, 2009
welp, if you can think of it, it's on the tubes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cs-LRS-Qrqw

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Kirk posted:

i trimmed dings nails

i've gotta do this p soon and i'm not lookin forward to it


do you just sit on em while you're doin it or what?

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

rotor posted:

i've gotta do this p soon and i'm not lookin forward to it


do you just sit on em while you're doin it or what?

wrap in towel, leave one paw out

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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yep towel 'em up

best to attack shortly after sleep so they not all keyed up

then you can give them treats to apologize





a good friend made the bad decision to declaw his ~6 y/o cat because NEW MOTHER IN LAW BOUGHT THEM SOME FURNITURE and she also hated the cat and told them IF...THEN....

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
thanks guys

z0rge Costanza
Jul 30, 2006

My posting...it's shit Jerry! Shit!

Kirk posted:

cat status

i trimmed dings nails cause they were loving long as poo poo and then she immediately ran over to her scratching mat and went nuts on it. being unable to get a grip she stared at me for awhile and then started running all over the house for an hour or so. the end.

gripping story (heh) lot's of action with a little drama... thanks for posting :thumbsup:

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JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...
my understanding is that cats will basically shred anything they detect that you don't want them to shred

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