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Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

JawnV6 posted:

my understanding is that cats will basically shred anything they detect that you don't want them to shred

which is why i make this face :rock:

whenever they walk past one of my guitars

reverse psychology

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relative_q: Sep 9, 2008; shame on a kitty who try to run game on a kitty

wu buck wild wit tha trigga

JawnV6 posted:

my understanding is that cats will basically shred anything they detect that you don't want them to shred

not necessarily. my cats leave the couch p much alone, but the living room rug is a prime scratchin target, which i guess is fine because you cant tell

i guess im lucky in that neither of my clawed cats mind having their nails trimmed. jackson just thinks it's some sort of game and tries to bite the clippers until he gets bored and then he tries to escape. my brother's cat fuckin hates it tho, and will scream bloody murder the entire time

# ? Oct 5, 2010 18:09

relative_q: Sep 9, 2008; shame on a kitty who try to run game on a kitty

wu buck wild wit tha trigga

Trig Discipline posted:

which is why i make this face whenever they walk past one of my guitars

reverse psychology

jackson is terrified of my guitar. he bumped into it once and it made that open-string *BWONG* noise and he hasn't gone near it since

# ? Oct 5, 2010 18:10

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

my classical guitar is afraid of my cats

"whoa i'm falling off the arm of the sofa, better slow my eighteen inch plummet onto the carpeted floor by sinking my claws into this nice guitar" skkkrrrkkkkkk

# ? Oct 5, 2010 18:13

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

relative_q posted:

jackson is terrified of my guitar. he bumped into it once and it made that open-string *BWONG* noise and he hasn't gone near it since

# ? Oct 5, 2010 18:16

Kirk: Sep 22, 2003

rotor posted:

i've gotta do this p soon and i'm not lookin forward to it

do you just sit on em while you're doin it or what?

you could use a towel but dings basically just let me hold her while i trimmed those suckers down. by the end she was getting a bit fussy but who cares she's a dumb cat.

# ? Oct 5, 2010 18:35

Lum: Aug 13, 2003

The way we do claws is I sit wit the cat on his back wedged between my legs, head furthest away from me. I grab his back paws in one had, then one front paw with the other hand, then my GF grabs the remaining paw in one hand and trims the claws with the other.

Then switch legs as each paw is trimmed.

# ? Oct 5, 2010 20:47

Yodzilla: Apr 29, 2005; Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

all of my couches are old as gently caress so it's okay if the kitten tears them up. they were already shredded by my parents cats

the other two cats are declawed in the front but it's not our fault don't get mad :ohdear:

# ? Oct 5, 2010 21:46

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

THANKS FOR NOT POSTING CAT PICTURES IN THE CAT PICTURES THREAD

# ? Oct 5, 2010 21:56

Bicycle SexFucker: Aug 15, 2007; I have zero interest in marriage.

Jonny 290 posted:

THANKS FOR NOT POSTING CAT PICTURES IN THE CAT PICTURES THREAD

# ? Oct 5, 2010 21:57

Sneaking Mission: Nov 11, 2008

Description: Maine Coon 2.RTF

# ? Oct 5, 2010 21:59

Armadillos!: Mar 28, 2010; I'm a swimming cat. Have you heard of a candy that gives courage and strength to weaklings? No? I see. But you're a strong goon, so I doubt you would need any.

To fix this lack of cat, here, have some Dr. Maru. It was revealed sunday that he has a Ph.D in Broccoli and knows all about this tasty selenium-containing vegetable.

# ? Oct 5, 2010 22:08

Access Violation: Jul 21, 2003

My catte passed away a few weeks ago :cry:

He was the best catte

# ? Oct 5, 2010 22:09

cleanhands: Jun 9, 2010; My opinions, though not completely awful are expressed in a tiresome and needlessly aggressive way. Please help me to chill out.

get a new catte

then take pics of thatte catte

then post those pics of thatte catte on here

# ? Oct 5, 2010 22:11

BUSINESS CATTE 2.0: Dec 23, 2002; by T. Butt

Access Violation posted:

My catte passed away a few weeks ago He was the best catte

did you take that picture right after he died or something?

# ? Oct 5, 2010 22:14

BUSINESS CATTE 2.0: Dec 23, 2002; by T. Butt

Jonny 290 posted:

THANKS FOR NOT POSTING CAT PICTURES IN THE CAT PICTURES THREAD

# ? Oct 5, 2010 22:23

relative_q: Sep 9, 2008; shame on a kitty who try to run game on a kitty

wu buck wild wit tha trigga

# ? Oct 5, 2010 22:26

BANME.sh: Jan 23, 2008; What is this??
Are you some kind of hypnotist??; Grimey Drawer

had a yard sale this weekend to get rid of a ton of clutter and trash my fiancee's mom likes to collect and then give to us because there's no room for it in her house

anyway had some visitors

yard sales are the worst, gonna just dump off everything at a thrift store next time

# ? Oct 5, 2010 22:28

BUSINESS CATTE 2.0: Dec 23, 2002; by T. Butt

iamthejeff posted:

had a yard sale this weekend to get rid of a ton of clutter and trash my fiancee's mom likes to collect and then give to us because there's no room for it in her house

lol your mother in law is a hoarder

# ? Oct 5, 2010 22:30

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

LIGATT SECURITY posted:

lol your mother in law is a hoar

# ? Oct 5, 2010 22:32

fork bomb: Apr 26, 2010

JawnV6 posted:

my understanding is that cats will basically shred anything they detect that you don't want them to shred

get them a cat tree so they have something to scratch and stretch on

Access Violation posted:

My catte passed away a few weeks ago He was the best catte

looks like he had a belleh worth motorboating

i love kittens at the age when their tails stand STRAIGHT UP

# ? Oct 5, 2010 22:56

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

there are so many good kitten ages

the age when they can climb you like a tree and it doesn't hurt much

the age when they get the ambition but not the coordination of adult cats

the age when they try to murder your feet unexpectedly

# ? Oct 5, 2010 23:00

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

ooooh the age when they get extremely freaked out by common household objects that they've seen a hundred times before

and the age where they do that sideways puffed up hopping thing

# ? Oct 5, 2010 23:01

Moongrave: Jun 19, 2004; Finally Living Rent Free

Trig Discipline posted:

ooooh the age when they get extremely freaked out by common household objects that they've seen a hundred times before

and the age where they do that sideways puffed up hopping thing

the age when they see a bird outside and make little squeaking noises at the window (this is all ages of catte)

# ? Oct 5, 2010 23:10

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

SARENS GETH SNIPER posted:

the age when they see a bird outside and make little squeaking noises at the window (this is all ages of catte)

i have never had a cat that didn't do that

except for the one who just takes one look and then goes straight out the catflap to try to eat them, he was raised on a farm

# ? Oct 5, 2010 23:15

Moongrave: Jun 19, 2004; Finally Living Rent Free

i had a catte what could do a standing 6' leap and would catch birds out of mid air.

then some oval office ran her over :mad:

# ? Oct 5, 2010 23:17

JawnV6: Jul 4, 2004; So hot ...

SARENS GETH SNIPER posted:

i had a catte what could do a standing 6' leap and would catch birds out of mid air.

then some oval office ran her over

why didnt he jump

# ? Oct 5, 2010 23:29

BUSINESS CATTE 2.0: Dec 23, 2002; by T. Butt

JawnV6 posted:

why didnt he jump

l m a o

# ? Oct 5, 2010 23:30

Moongrave: Jun 19, 2004; Finally Living Rent Free

JawnV6 posted:

why didnt he jump

catte are not good at leaping a speeding car

# ? Oct 5, 2010 23:39

z0rge Costanza: Jul 30, 2006; _{My posting...it's shit Jerry! Shit!}

JawnV6 posted:

why didnt he jump

# ? Oct 5, 2010 23:41

Tom Collins: Aug 25, 2000

Yodzilla posted:

the other two cats are declawed in the front but it's not our fault don't get mad

hahah rear wheel drive cats

i trimmed the fluff growing out of crouton's back feet (seriously, it was like two inches long, and thick; and now it's the same length as regular cat foot hair) and now he can take corners faster and without as much drifting

# ? Oct 5, 2010 23:50

z0rge Costanza: Jul 30, 2006; _{My posting...it's shit Jerry! Shit!}

doriftu... crouton-san =^.^=

# ? Oct 6, 2010 00:02

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Tom Collins posted:

hahah rear wheel drive cats

i trimmed the fluff growing out of crouton's back feet (seriously, it was like two inches long, and thick; and now it's the same length as regular cat foot hair) and now he can take corners faster and without as much drifting

our house is 100% hardwood or tile
drifting cats own and get really good at it

protip: sporadically wax spots here and there for max lolz

# ? Oct 6, 2010 00:08

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And he's here to do some business with
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