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That's it. We're drawing straws to see who's going to assassinate George.
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I really liked the Y-Wing in the old flight sim games. Mainly because the laser canons were side by side so I could take down TIE fighters in one shot.
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I don't understand why they don't make a Wedge Game. Like where you wake up and you're Wedge and do you daily things. It'd be like the Sims but you also have space combat. And then you gently caress a Bothan.
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Oct 10, 2010 04:16
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Angry Midwesterner posted:Well at least we now have gender equality for humans loving goat/dog things. You should have seen the look on my face when the audio book filled my ears with the description of their...relationship.
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Oct 10, 2010 05:18
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Kingtheninja posted:You should have seen the look on my face when the audio book filled my ears with the description of their...relationship. I've only read up through Abyss. Who dropped this bombshell? I want to blame it on Denning but man, Aaron Allston just looks like a furry...
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Oct 10, 2010 05:49
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Ringo Star Get posted:I don't understand why they don't make a Wedge Game. Like where you wake up and you're Wedge and do you daily things. It'd be like the Sims but you also have space combat. And then you gently caress a Bothan.
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Oct 10, 2010 06:26
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First a guy who was at least old enough to be her father, now this? Daala has, ah...unusual tastes in men. 
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Oct 10, 2010 06:37
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Daala has also hosed some random senator and Boba Fett. You wish I were kidding.
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Oct 10, 2010 06:47
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arioch posted:Daala has also hosed some random senator and Boba Fett. You wish I were kidding. Seriously? Boba Fett? I don't know why but everytime anything even remotely sexual happens in Star Wars it creeps me out. Even Luke and Mara.
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Oct 10, 2010 07:29
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Boba Fett never hosed Daala, Traviss got canned before that could happen.
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Oct 10, 2010 07:37
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Well there goes my badass bothan Admiral... What about Tahiri? Does her character get any redemption? Here character went way south during the LotF series.
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Oct 10, 2010 08:01
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There's just wonderful amounts of trial drama  involving Tahiri. Somehow Kyp gets away with killing an entire star system but Tahiri has to go to trial for killing a main character (One of the best characters mind you).
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Oct 10, 2010 08:31
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Big Mean Jerk posted:Wedge never hosed a goat. He hosed a spy. Biggs' reject cousin or whatever is the goatfucker. Wedge did gently caress a bird though. And he did it at least three years before any goat-loving was underway. Then they had the first mutual breakup in Star Wars history. You heard it here first, Jerry Seinfeld is Wedge IRL. I guess that means Luke is George Costanza.
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Oct 10, 2010 08:38
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No I think Costanza would be Hobbie and Wes would be Kramer. That'd make Dlarit Elaine right?
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Oct 10, 2010 08:42
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Chairman Capone posted:I saw a guy getting out of a car covered in Mandalorian insignia and Traviss language poo poo. Do you live in Los Angeles? Because I've seen a car that was literally 100% plastered in Mandalorian poo poo too. I just finished reading Allegiance, and it was OK. I want to fantasy bone mara jade but then again I don't wanna gently caress with her boyfriend!!
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http://boards.theforce.net/literature/b10003/31286781/p5 When it comes to realizing what terrible bullshit the EU is, they always miss the forest for the trees.
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Oct 11, 2010 10:21
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A novel? of the game? I can see it now. Starkiller does some wicked poo poo, copy and pasted several hundred times.
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SeanBeansShako posted:A novel? of the game? This was how the first game's novel played out. It was really terrible. I'm hoping they learned some lessons though. Sean Williams is a decent author - I really enjoyed his TOR tie-in book. I'll give it a try because I'm a slut for everything Star Wars, but my expectations will be naturally modest. When they did the Shadows of the Empire project they worked it really well. The book followed the main characters, the game followed Dash Rendar, and the comics followed the bounty hunters. So there was overlap but one was never an adaptation of the other. I've read they did this with TFUII comic, so maybe the novelisation will go off on its own route a bit also.
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The first TFU book was really awful, but I read it anyway because I am a big dumby. This is my relationship with Star Wars.
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Oct 11, 2010 12:31
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Question: Why does Vader chill out in a metal box on his ship?
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Doctor Reynolds posted:Question: Why does Vader chill out in a metal box on his ship? I don't know the specifics but I believe Vader's lungs were hosed up when he lost the duel with Obi Wan. He has to have a breather most the time but in the sphere he can breath like it's an oxygen tent. It's also a cool way to introduce a mysterious recurring villain at the beginning of a movie.
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Doctor Reynolds posted:Question: Why does Vader chill out in a metal box on his ship? You decide:  Versus 
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I actually kind of like that one a lot better than the Padme one. Plus Zombie Mace Windu with hands gently caress yeah!
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SeanBeansShako posted:I actually kind of like that one a lot better than the Padme one. Plus Zombie Mace Windu with hands gently caress yeah! But why is his lightsaber red?
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And why is Yoda there?
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For that matter, why is Darth Maul there?
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Der Luftwaffle posted:And why is Yoda there? I'm pretty sure Vader didn't know he's alive at the time. They're not real ghosts.
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Torael_7 posted:For that matter, why is Darth Maul there? That's Eeth Koth. I'm pretty sure most of the zombies are the jedi council from Phantom.
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Der Luftwaffle posted:And why is Yoda there? It's Yaddle. You can tell it's her because of her long hair. Also that picture is amazing and I love it forever.
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Mister Roboto posted:You decide: "Lost the will to live? What kind of poo poo is that?! This is terrible writing." Even Vader can't fathom Lucas 
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Mister Roboto posted:You decide: If I was banging Natalie Portman and she died I'd be pretty torn up too. great job killing your nuke-hot girlfriend Vader
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Rough Lobster posted:If I was banging Natalie Portman and she died I'd be pretty torn up too. He just watches Hotel Chevalier on loop.
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mojo1701a posted:But why is his lightsaber red? Everyone's lightsaber is red...IN HELL.
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I like the random wookiee jedi inserted before the great jedi wookiee ban.
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I think a better question is why Vader's helm has to be put on him like that if he can clearly hold his own head. Originally, I always thought his limbs were so damaged and the armor so restrictive he couldn't raise his arms past the shoulderpads...
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Mister Roboto posted:I think a better question is why Vader's helm has to be put on him like that if he can clearly hold his own head. He's just lazy, is all. You get used to moving poo poo with your mind, and suddenly actually reaching up and putting on a hat seems like soooo much effort.
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Mister Roboto posted:I think a better question is why Vader's helm has to be put on him like that if he can clearly hold his own head. Darth McCain?
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arioch posted:Darth McCain?
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Casimir Radon posted:My friend, did Obi-Wan ever told you about the time I was captured and brutally tortured for months at a time while he and the liberal elite were busy playing ski-ball?
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