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New WTF, DnD? for the Al-Qadim Monstrous Compendium is up. I groaned when I saw the Buraq entry because I was worried a Buraq Hussein Obama joke was coming up. What you came up with instead was great. BerkerkLurk fucked around with this message at 15:48 on Aug 19, 2010 |
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I can't get enough of the cobra-man with the friendly face.
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Aug 19, 2010 17:15
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I love the builder genie. "Why is the second story of my house a book?" There is an unnoficial "erotic monster manual". Someone took the time to write, proofread, stat balance and cross-reference a book about if an ent can assfuck an angel/dragonborn hybrid. Creepy as hell.
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Aug 20, 2010 01:08
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quote:Zack: "And why is there a guy standing here named Bill Ding? What am I supposed to do with this? You think it's funny? I ordered 200 desks and PCs."
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Aug 20, 2010 20:43
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Wizards seems to really love WTF, D&D and they are sending me some stuff to give away for a contest. Against my better judgment I think Steve might have come up with the perfect contest concept on the last page of this article. He's wearing me down anyway. Stay tuned for details, maybe as early as Monday.
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Aug 21, 2010 01:59
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elpintogrande posted:Wizards seems to really love WTF, D&D and they are sending me some stuff to give away for a contest. Against my better judgment I think Steve might have come up with the perfect contest concept on the last page of this article. He's wearing me down anyway. Suh-weet.
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elpintogrande posted:Wizards seems to really love WTF, D&D and they are sending me some stuff to give away for a contest. Against my better judgment I think Steve might have come up with the perfect contest concept on the last page of this article. He's wearing me down anyway. Seriously? Wizard of the Coast is actually enjoying you guys ripping on their stuff? I love it when companies display having an actual sense of humor. Like that time Diesel did the whole work-safe porn video, inspired by the SA threads. That said, I'm pretty excited, even if I probably won't participate in anything since I can't draw for poo poo.
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Aug 21, 2010 07:04
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It's not Wizards of the Coast stuff. It's books TSR put out years ago. It's also probably some of the stuff the current D&D developers ripped on when they were younger or can say "yeah, it really sucked but we had a page count to meet."
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Aug 21, 2010 09:16
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Plus, absurd D&D monsters are sort of a proud tradition. There are some recent ones too (I can't believe that Krenshan are still in the game).
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Maxwell Lord posted:Plus, absurd D&D monsters are sort of a proud tradition. There are some recent ones too (I can't believe that Krenshan are still in the game). I haven't bought any RPGs in ten years, but I keep my 3E Monster Manual in the bathroom for reading material, and the Krenshan is one of the most absurd and stupid monsters in the book. I cannot believe it made it to later editions. Why?
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ClearAirTurbulence posted:I haven't bought any RPGs in ten years, but I keep my 3E Monster Manual in the bathroom for reading material, and the Krenshan is one of the most absurd and stupid monsters in the book. I cannot believe it made it to later editions. Why? Because apparently seeing something turn its face inside out is scary for first level adventurers who have probably already slogged their way through tons of zombies to get to it.
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Aug 23, 2010 20:30
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Any chance for more module play-throughs along the lines of White Plume Mountain and Journey to the Rock?
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Aug 26, 2010 03:31
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saberwulf posted:I love the builder genie. "Why is the second story of my house a book?" I just now got the joke.
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This X-Men article is great. I like that there's a story throughout the thing with lines likequote:Zack: The Fixer shoots at Wolverine with some darts that hit him in the chest but then Wolverine brutally maims his face, cutting off his nose. Blood is everywhere and the Fixer is screaming in pain and searching for his nose. Wolverine starts to feel tired. ROAMIN DAD PLAYS XMEN
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Aug 26, 2010 17:49
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That whole Fixer Nose-Sandwich thing was incredible. This is my favorite WTFDnD yet.
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Aug 26, 2010 19:34
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So the prospector was the villain the whole time? Steve's roleplayer insticts were ultimately correct, although he came to the wrong conclusion. That's amazing.
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Aug 26, 2010 20:11
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The whole thing seemed like it'd actually be the plot to one of the 90's X-Men comics. ALLLLL ABOARD
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Aug 26, 2010 20:44
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This is easily one of my favorite updates so far. Turning the X-Men into a bunch of schizophrenic, sexually deviant sociopaths is probably the best idea in the X-Universe in the last 20 years.
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Came for the constant boob-mangling, stayed for the prospector shenanigans. Also the concept of Nightcrawler just teleporting next to a villain and shooting him point-blank with a pistol is utterly hilarious to me for some reason.
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http://wizards.com/DnD/Article.aspx?x=dnd/4spot/20100827
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Aug 27, 2010 06:06
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Big leagues
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Aug 27, 2010 07:20
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That is a sweet pic of leprechauns spelling leucrotta with magic.
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Awesome job once again! I really like how they are getting longer with more elaborate jokes.
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I don't think it warrants a new thread, but in case you haven't checked the front page you all should know that there's a new art contest coming up.  AN EROTIC (yet tasteful) ART CONTEST Check the link for details & prize info. Wow, those wizards are really into this. They can't wait to see what you come up with. VVVV Good point. For that matter, go check the stickied thread in GBS as well. Tuxedo Ted fucked around with this message at 15:31 on Aug 27, 2010 |
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Aug 27, 2010 12:41
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So for the art contest, it looks like we'll be doing email submissions, not a thread? That's too bad, the thread was fun last time, and it let us see all the submissions that didn't get picked. Edit- Never mind, I'm an idiot who didn't check GBS first.
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Aug 27, 2010 13:58
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This is going to be the best Something Awful art contest sponsored by an outside company since the J-List contest.
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Aug 28, 2010 02:30
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I completely lost it reading the last update, probably at the point Wolverine is interrupted while making sandwiches. Very good.
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This contest is going to be so much fun. I simultaneously love and hate you for providing a convincing reason for me paint monster erotica. A question. Is using woodgrain to represent the nipples of a treant considered going into porn terratory, or should I cover them up with modesty-preserving leaves? ...I can't belive I just had to ask that. TODD BONZALEZ fucked around with this message at 18:27 on Aug 28, 2010 |
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Aug 28, 2010 17:59
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If it's not beyond the level of nudity in the original monster manual that's fine. We just don't want porn.
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Brilliant thanks. Ok in that case I'll get to work.
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John Dyne posted:The whole thing seemed like it'd actually be the plot to one of the 90's X-Men comics. If anything it's slightly more coherent.
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http://www.somethingawful.com/d/dungeons-and-dragons/fantasy-art-2010.php May I be the first (here, at least) to say congratulations to the winners! May your fabulous prizes help as distractions from the deep-seated shame any and all participants in this horrifying contest should and certainly do feel. For everyone else, great work as well! Hopefully Zack will release the email list from the submissions so we can organize a therapy group.
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BoldFrankensteinMir posted:For everyone else, great work as well! Hopefully Zack will release the email list from the submissions so we can organize a therapy group. I'm putting in my vote for naming it "Monstro-erotics Anonymous." Also holy crap at Discount Bee's submission, even if it didn't come from the first edition manual.
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I was very turned on by the ettin, until it made me think of those Siamese twin girls that basically share a body. Real high quality submissions there.
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I know we're all coming down after the incredible edition of "WTF, DnD" that was last times art competition, and it seems like nothing will ever compare, but you really ought to look at this week's contributions. Lots of great lines this time around. Steve plays a pretty good bard for a first-timer.
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Quite possibly the second best D&D Bard after "Steven of Tyler" from the old PHB PSAs on Youtube. I'm never going to be able to look at this module the same way again after this concludes though.
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Part 2 of Palace of the Silver Princess is out. http://www.somethingawful.com/d/dungeons-and-dragons/silver-princess-charmander.php While it was as funny as ever, I don't think I actual learned anything about the module. Was Father Chuck even a bad guy, or just a harmless cult leader who decided to set up shop in a haunted castle? What the hell is a decapus and why would it construct such a bizzare and pointless illusion? Is it child-endangerment if you take your three-headed child to live with you in a castle inhabited by undead? Why have so many pit traps? Did TSR actually make money from adventure modules?
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One hell of a bard. Good thing he saw through that titillating yet banned illusion! But too bad he aged away to nothing before our very eyes. If you don't mind me saying Steve's youthful enthusiasm for rocking through dungeons gave me some Brutal Legend vibes. I honestly wish Bards were built to destroy things through sweet guitar solos instead of playing that one song that gives everyone a +1 to attacks or whatever.
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Man, if bards actually played like this no one would ever play a mage ever again.
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