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savinhill posted:What is " The greater internet fuckwhistle theory" ? I've never heard of it before. 
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Wojtek posted:Why is it that pretty much every wrestling board is full of absolute poo poo? It's almost worse than youtube comments. You know how people make fun of wrestling and say that idiots and children are the only ones who watch it, aside from a minority of geeks? Well... 
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El Axo Grande posted:Weren't they presenting something at a college or something and that's all he could come up with?
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Burrito posted:Weren't they presenting something at a college or something and that's all he could come up with?
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Burrito posted:Weren't they presenting something at a college or something and that's all he could come up with? They did a presentation at MIT and he drew that on the blackboard I think. it was after the comic came out so I don't think it was created for the presentation.
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Critical posted:They did a presentation at MIT and he drew that on the blackboard I think. it was after the comic came out so I don't think it was created for the presentation. The image posted in this thread is clearly a cartoon, though.
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Was Rey Misterio, Sr. any good?
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Atticus Finch posted:Was Rey Misterio, Sr. any good? He was good in Wrestlemaniac!
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From what I've been told by folks who follow lucha aggressively, he kinda sucked, but then again, he trained Psicosis, Juvi, and Rey Jr. So he at least had something to offer the business.
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We have all heard of things like the Dirty Sanchez or the Rusty Trombone. Pick a wrestler at random. Now what act should go with the wrestler you picked? I gave a girl a Kamala. She got naked and I slapped her boobs while talking in tongues.
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I gave my ex a Matt Hardy. She slept with my flat mate and I acted like a pissy douchebag about it.
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I gave my girlfriend a Steve Austin, and... No wait, I gave her a Jimmy Snuka and... Um, no, hold on, I gave her a Kurt Angle... gently caress, I'm bad at this.
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Moose Bigelow posted:We have all heard of things like the Dirty Sanchez or the Rusty Trombone. Pick a wrestler at random. Now what act should go with the wrestler you picked? That sounds like a funny idea for a new thread if people could come up with enough of them.
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CombineThresher posted:I gave my girlfriend a Steve Austin, and... You're giving her a WWE Matt Morgan?
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I gave her a Kaval. I did everything right but got no appriciation for it because I'm too small.
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I gave my girlfriend a Steve Austin, but I know she loves me because she posted my bail after the neighbors called the cops.
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I gave my girlfriend an Aksana. What is foreplay?
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My girlfriend gave me a Michael McGuillicutty...she said she was almost, at that moment, right then, about to begin, very soon, pretty close to, on the verge of getting to the point of orgasm and then nothing happened and she disappeared for a few weeks.
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I gave my girlfriend an X-Pac Heat, because she never existed.
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My girlfriend gave me a John Cena. She can't see me. 
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frankenfreak posted:My girlfriend gave me a John Cena. She can't see me. She thought you were nearly finished until you popped up looking refreshed and like nothing had happened? Seriously, these should get their own thread. It'd be entertaining and wouldn't kill this one like the Matt Facts did the Hardy thread Wrestling question: Is there a common opinion on who is the most hated heel of all time (in terms of actual boos they got and not just because they are a bad person) and how did they achieve that level of heat?
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Big Boss Man exemplified midcard heel heat. He ate people's dogs, made their mothers admit they were bastards, stole coffins from funerals, and beat prisoners. He wrote poetry with lines like "If I had a son as stupid as you/I'd wish for cancer, so I could die too." He also raised briefcases and was hanged by The Brood. Anyway, I Daniel Bryan'd my GF. I lost out to much less talented men, choked out an authority figure and was sent packing for three months.
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Forearm posted:Anyway, I Daniel Bryan'd my GF. I lost out to much less talented men, choked out an authority figure and was sent packing for three months. Justin Roberts is an authority figure? I gave my girlfriend a Warrior. I got tired out from my very enthusiastic foreplay. Perry Normal fucked around with this message at 18:54 on Oct 16, 2010 |
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Perry Normal posted:Justin Roberts is an authority figure? Starting a thread for this since there is material there.
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I listened to a podcast yesterday that aimed to talk about the greatest single episodes in wrestling TV history, but I feel like they just scratched the surface. Would there be interest in a thread about this?
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In his blog today, Jim Ross said Taz could have been a Main-eventer in the WWE/F and I somewhat agree, so what held him back - his size? character? Injuries?
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Manwithastick posted:In his blog today, Jim Ross said Taz could have been a Main-eventer in the WWE/F and I somewhat agree, so what held him back - his size? character? Injuries? Injuries. He had neck issues just like many of the other wrestlers. Then he just sort of became a jovial, slightly heelish announcer.
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Oct 16, 2010 20:38
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Injuries, basically. His neck was already hosed when he came into the WWF in 2000.
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Timby posted:Injuries, basically. His neck was already hosed when he came into the WWF in 2000. Woah, woah ... back up a sec ... Taz has a neck?
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Maybe not a main eventer, but a Big Show style position was definitely reachable for Tazz. Shame about his neck.
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I do remember he had a match with Taker once where he got to counter Old School, which is kind of unheard of.
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I doubt Tazz would have become close to a main eventer in the WWE. He just wasn't a great worker, and when you are that size you need to be to get a push. His entire mystique was being pushed as this badass shooter who wrecked everybody. If WWE wanted to push someone with a shoot mystique they had Angle at that point. If they wanted a vanilla midget, they had Benoit. There was no way they were going to push Tazz the way he was pushed in ECW and thus he wasn't going to make it nearly as far.
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Manwithastick posted:In his blog today, Jim Ross said Taz could have been a Main-eventer in the WWE/F and I somewhat agree, so what held him back - his size? character? Injuries? Taz stinks. I said it. He was small, fat, wasn't a great worker, had no charisma, was a faux badass, and got injured occasionally.
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Gaz-L posted:I do remember he had a match with Taker once where he got to counter Old School, which is kind of unheard of. I wouldnt mind seeing that, is there a clip anywhere? EDIT: Google is my friend : http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x22lr7_the-undertaker-vs-tazz-smackdown_fun DOUBLEEDIT: Man the crowd seems really well micced or really in to this, are we using different mics or people not this excited anymore Manwithastick fucked around with this message at 21:30 on Oct 16, 2010 |
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El Axo Grande posted:They always bring up WCW beating Raw for 50 something straight weeks in the ratings. My question is this. What was the first RAW to beat Nitro and end the streak? What happened on it? April 13, 1998, and it was 84 weeks. quote:* Skull & 8-Ball fought Savio Vega & Jose Estrada to a no contest in a chain match at 2:15 when DX interfered and helped Los Boricuas in attacking the DOA; after the match, Chyna hit a low blow on both Savio and Jose
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El Axo Grande posted:They always bring up WCW beating Raw for 50 something straight weeks in the ratings. My question is this. What was the first RAW to beat Nitro and end the streak? What happened on it? April 13, 1998. No idea what happened. E:FB
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Yeah, the whole "Will Vince actually wrestle Austin" thing was probably the catalyst.
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Timby posted:April 13, 1998, and it was 84 weeks. I've said it before and I'll say it again. The tag-team of Ken Shamrock and Steve Blackman was what finally convinced me that wrestling was 100% fake. I could not believe that schlubs like the New Midnight Express wouldn't just walk away crying when those two were coming down the ramp.
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George Kaplan posted:I gave my ex a Matt Hardy.
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