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Zefiel
Sep 14, 2007

You can do whatever you want in life.


Gravitas Shortfall posted:

I think what makes it worse is the donate link at the top of the page.

Maybe there's a donation counter to be filled before the strip resumes and we haven't seen it because every single one of us has Adblock installed and it's been blocked everytime. It's a magical realism webcomic, afterall!

Wolfsheim posted:

Sure, its a tiny little black-and-white strip, but the writing is gold. You can't force something like "MY WHOLE LIFE I BEEN SOCIETY'S STARED-AT MAN"

I tell you, we should wait more. Any mainstream band takes longer than this in between albums, and their writing isn't half as good as Achewood's.

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Manwithastick
Jul 26, 2010

Zefiel posted:

Maybe there's a donation counter to be filled before the strip resumes and we haven't seen it because every single one of us has Adblock installed and it's been blocked everytime. It's a magical realism webcomic, afterall!


If he had a "no strip till I get 2000 bucks" counter, my goodness, the internet may explode with angry achewood nerds shaking their sweaty collective fists

Thats their mountain dew money

I have to say this has given me a chance to look at other comics, I have really got in things like Dr McNinja and Gunshow which are both regular and great

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

SeanBeansShako posted:

Achewood writing is gold, I always chuckle when I think of Roast Beef sullenly wearing one of his ill bought t-shirts from the internet.

I've got like 5 shirts in my closet that have literally never been worn, still have tags on them. Each time it's " oh man that is a riot and a half" and then it gets here and " oh man i can't wear this outside what was I thinking" and too awkward to return it. So, in the closet it goes.

Cheapsteaks
Apr 25, 2008

Getting a heavy metal avatar leads to far fewer regrets than a heavy metal tattoo.

Johnny Aztec posted:

I've got like 5 shirts in my closet that have literally never been worn, still have tags on them. Each time it's " oh man that is a riot and a half" and then it gets here and " oh man i can't wear this outside what was I thinking" and too awkward to return it. So, in the closet it goes.

Just do what I do, silently shuffle them off to Goodwill or a clothing drive so someone else can be one day burdened with their awkwardness! (Unless no one ends up buying them!)


As for the delay, I feel oddly neutral towards it, it doesn't stir up any anger in me, even though it its in the middle of one crazy story arc. It does make for a nice surprise when one pops up, I guess!

Slashie
Mar 24, 2007

by Fistgrrl

Cheapsteaks posted:

Just do what I do, silently shuffle them off to Goodwill or a clothing drive so someone else can be one day burdened with their awkwardness! (Unless no one ends up buying them!)

Then the unwanted shirts will keep getting shoved farther down the clothing food chain, until some kid in Uganda is running around wearing a "Keep staring, I might do a trick" shirt.

Dove from Above
Apr 16, 2007

Snowy! Have you thought about psittacosis?

Slashie posted:

Then the unwanted shirts will keep getting shoved farther down the clothing food chain, until some kid in Uganda is running around wearing a "Keep staring, I might do a trick" shirt.

I hope it's one of these kids:

because they look like they could make good on it.
Also, they look like they've been knuckleheads since small times. I agree, I would love to see a childhood strip that includes Pat. The existing childhood strips show that Ray and Beef's personalities have been pretty much the same all their lives. It would be interesting to see if the same is true for Pat, or if his dickishness evolved gradually.

Wolfsheim
Dec 23, 2003

"Ah," Ratz had said, at last, "the artiste."

Dove from Above posted:

Also, they look like they've been knuckleheads since small times. I agree, I would love to see a childhood strip that includes Pat. The existing childhood strips show that Ray and Beef's personalities have been pretty much the same all their lives. It would be interesting to see if the same is true for Pat, or if his dickishness evolved gradually.

We know that he only became a vegetarian after a traumatic experience with a duck, but it never stipulated that he wasn't already a huge dick.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I loved that there was a (slight) belief when Pat finally realized he was gay that maybe now he would be a better person because all his dickishness was misplaced anger over his repressed homosexuality.... and then within a couple of strips it turned out that the only change was that now he was a total dick who also happened to be gay, giving him one more thing to be smugly superior about to the "sheeple".

RocketMermaid
Mar 30, 2004

My pronouns are She/Heir.


Jerusalem posted:

I loved that there was a (slight) belief when Pat finally realized he was gay that maybe now he would be a better person because all his dickishness was misplaced anger over his repressed homosexuality.... and then within a couple of strips it turned out that the only change was that now he was a total dick who also happened to be gay, giving him one more thing to be smugly superior about to the "sheeple".

It wasn't even a couple of strips - it was within the same strip.

The alt text is the perfect accent on that whole theme, too.

panko
Sep 6, 2005

~honda best man~


are we doing ACHEWOOD: A RETROSPECTIVE now? because Lyle's brief dalliance in the gonzo porn industry's one of my favorite things


quote:

Jimmy crapped in my yard!

sonofa bitch, took a shot at him + chased him for a few but he was methed and ran like a ghetto cheetah. now there's this pathetic little yellow poo poo the size of a cig on the front lawn. I ain't goin near the thing so hopefully a dog eats it.

just wrapped vols I-VII of Frankenblumpkin, a nasty thing buyers are into now. we found this one russian guy who can self-blumpkin, kind of insane, so letty put some green makeup on him + bolts on his neck. after the money shot he looks up and goes BLUMPKIN...GOOOOOOD!


Followed shortly afterwards by his lucid tenure as cook at a Scottish all-girls school. What makes Lyle the best character is that he's a natural businessman; if he had Ray's luck he'd be Microsoft rich

Ashenai
Oct 5, 2005

You taught me language;
and my profit on't
Is, I know how to curse.
One of my favorites were the Badass Games. Every strip was gold.

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.
I love that arc simply for the image of a young Corny just patiently waiting for the war to end in the Nazi POW camp.

Also, the jabs at Todd.

Diet Poison
Jan 20, 2008

LICK MY ASS
Thought I'd share that I dreamt I received Achewood vol 3 in the mail... and packaged with it were volumes 4, 5, 6, and 7. And a note saying essentially "ha ha motherfuckers, this is what I've been up to". I shouldn't read SA right before I go to bed.

But... but maybe this is what he's been up to!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Ashenai posted:

One of my favorites were the Badass Games. Every strip was gold.

I remember that came shortly after THE GREAT OUTDOOR FIGHT and some people were a bit concerned that Onstad was basically retreading the same ground again. Instead we got baking bread, chatting with a convict, a multi-choice exam and impressing a dog.

Plus the bus they made him ruled.

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Manwithastick posted:

If he had a "no strip till I get 2000 bucks" counter, my goodness, the internet may explode with angry achewood nerds shaking their sweaty collective fists

You forgot the part where the fans would then promptly fill the counter.

Mr.Roboto
May 12, 2007
Yes yes, you're welcome damnit.
:siren:NEW STRIP!:siren:

But I like Bill Murray :smith:

grilldos
Mar 27, 2004

BUST A LOAF
IN THIS
YEAST CONFECTION
Grimey Drawer
If I have to wait weeks at a time for a surprise guest of this caliber I am fine with that.

grieving for Gandalf
Apr 22, 2008

aw Bill Murray don't be in a fire dogg

robot roll call
Mar 7, 2006

dance dance dance dance dance to the radio


Strips like this make me glad that our issue is quantity rather than quality.

Wandering Knitter
Feb 5, 2006

Meow
After a weekend of listening to my brother talk non-stop about David Lynch this is the best strip.

TombsGrave
Feb 15, 2008

I love David Lynch. I love Achewood. I love David Lynch guest starring in Achewood.

"Moaning bucket of tar." That is all.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

David Lynch knowing an insanely rich talking cat in a thong really shouldn't come as a surprise to me at all.

I don't like waiting for new strips but they are ALWAYS worth the wait, that was great.

McGravin
Aug 25, 2004

Tantum via caeli per ferro incendioque est.
That's the most terrifying depiction of Bill Murray ever. And I saw Garfield.

Vitriol
Mar 11, 2001

Phhhhhtttttt!
Holy crap, signs of life!

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




That was brilliant.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Dang, is there anything Ray can't turn into an ill-advised business opportunity?

Deathlove
Feb 20, 2003

Pillbug

robot roll call posted:

Strips like this make me glad that our issue is quantity rather than quality.

I complain, but I do it out of greed. It's a problem with me.

Mrs. Badcrumble
Sep 21, 2002
TONS of detailed art in this one, good lord.

Fillerbunny
Jul 25, 2002

so confused.
Post-fire Bill Murray kind of reminded me of Cartilage Head. Do you think that's what Lynch's movie is really about? If it's not, shouldn't it be?

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut
Don't worry, Bill Murray. All you gotta do is take fifty percent hydrogen peroxide and fifty percent water and gargle with it. Do not swallow. You spit it out. Don't swallow, Bill Murray.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 18 days!
In an amazing coincidence, I just added a bunch of David Lynch films to my Netflix queue AND watched a documentary about him before this strip was published. :tinfoil:

glug
Mar 12, 2004

JON JONES APOLOGIST #1

Grandpa Pap posted:

In an amazing coincidence, I just added a bunch of David Lynch films to my Netflix queue AND watched a documentary about him before this strip was published. :tinfoil:

'bout loving time.
Onstad was waiting for you.

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

Howard Beale posted:

Don't worry, Bill Murray.

you're a dick for getting this stuck in my head you jerk

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

Rev. Bleech_ posted:

you're a dick for getting this stuck in my head you jerk

Christ. Hadn't seen that before. Sorta glad he's permabanned now. Didn't mean to stick that one in your ear. Here, purge yourself with some coffee and cigarettes.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 18 days!

glug posted:

'bout loving time.
Onstad was waiting for you.
If only I had known...:smith:

Dove from Above
Apr 16, 2007

Snowy! Have you thought about psittacosis?
I just finished a full rewatch of Twin Peaks so I kind of want David Lynch to get on with my imaginary fanfic movie where Harry and Audrey rescue Cooper from the Black Lodge and nearly get their asses kicked but everyone is rescued at the last minute by Diane (Gillian Anderson)... but this will suffice.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I love Ray's,"....okay, so, don't make that movie...." as well as Lynch's assurance that while he has people coming to talk to him he will make certain to listen for the phone and to answer it. He's so wonderfully earnest.

StealthStealth
Aug 28, 2007

dogs eatin' cake
Hey, John Waters still lives in Baltimore :saddowns:

Sigma-X
Jun 17, 2005
Someone commented today on the fact that my msn profile at work says "you can do anything you want in life."

I promptly linked them the relevant strip:
http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10242007

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ProfZoom
Mar 22, 2005

This is our last dance!

Jerusalem posted:

David Lynch knowing an insanely rich talking cat in a thong really shouldn't come as a surprise to me at all.

It's the most realistic, natural thing I've seen in either Achewood or a Lynch film.

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