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Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde
Anyone know where I might find the website with all the old WWII propaganda posters that had been photoshopped? I came across a website of them 5-6 years ago. Some of more famous ones said things like "Crush the Germans - With Your Mind" and "How about a nice cup of STFU?", which we've all seen before. There were a couple dozen of them though, and I haven't been able to find that site again. Google hasn't helped at all.

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testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

Where we're going,
we won't need eyes to see.


Just a shade late of 9/11's anniversary, I'd really love to relive the glory that was Journey: A Tribute to Freedom. This was a horrible, AYB-era flash video featuring Journey's "Don't Stop Believin'" and a slew of horribly artifacted JPGs flying all over the screen.

And it was glorious.

And just for kicks, anyone know where I can rewatch the circa 2000/2001 run of heavy.com's American Suck Countdown? As an undergrad, I dug the poo poo out of them and had their schoolgirl logo blown up and printed out piece-by-piece on A4 paper and glued to my dormroom door.

Kessel
Mar 6, 2007

There used to be this image floating around the Internet which was basically a size chart. Photo of a size 2 woman on the left, all the way to a size-GODFUCKINGHELL woman on the right.

It might even have originated from these forums. Does anyone have it? I've tried searching but to no avail.

DerekSmartymans
Feb 14, 2005

The
Copacetic
Ascetic
Looking for this series, which I could swear I saw a couple of years ago right here on SA.

This:



Any other pictures done like this (I remember one with the Holy Son on a JetSki) would be appreciated.

modeski
Apr 21, 2005

Deceive, inveigle, obfuscate.

DerekSmartymans posted:

Looking for this series, which I could swear I saw a couple of years ago right here on SA.

This:



Any other pictures done like this (I remember one with the Holy Son on a JetSki) would be appreciated.

Here ya go! What an rear end in a top hat Jesus was.

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/jesus-is-a-jerk

DerekSmartymans
Feb 14, 2005

The
Copacetic
Ascetic

modeski posted:

Here ya go! What an rear end in a top hat Jesus was.

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/jesus-is-a-jerk

Thank you much...looks like a fun website,too!

Robot_Rumpus
Apr 4, 2004
I have another request that may be impossible. A few years ago (maybe more like 5), some goon posted a review and hilarious re writing of the Left Behind books. I've looked through the search function but I can't seem to find anything.

Devyl
Mar 27, 2005

It slices!

It dices!

It makes Julienne fries!
Maybe someone can help me here. I'm looking for the website that told the story of the horrible roommate that left poo poo-marks on a couch and was an obese nasty woman...

wheatpuppy
Apr 25, 2008

YOU HAVE MY POST!

Devyl posted:

Maybe someone can help me here. I'm looking for the website that told the story of the horrible roommate that left poo poo-marks on a couch and was an obese nasty woman...

I don't have the link to the original thread because it's in archives, but you're thinking of Shay.

Devyl
Mar 27, 2005

It slices!

It dices!

It makes Julienne fries!

wheatpuppy posted:

I don't have the link to the original thread because it's in archives, but you're thinking of Shay.

Yes, that's it! Thanks a ton!

Robin Sparkles
Apr 23, 2009

Devyl posted:

Yes, that's it! Thanks a ton!

Here's the livejournal:
http://shiroioji.livejournal.com/114944.html

toomanyninjas
Feb 10, 2005

DOGOLD, I WANT YOU TO CALL AN AM-BOO-LANCE AND WHEN THEY GET HUR I WANT YOU TO TELL THEM TO
KEEP SMILING!
There was a porn I saw about eight years ago—it was a really avante garde affair. I think it was being told through some kind of dream sequence because I remember these mannequins in a shower with a fedora-wearing detective walking through them all confused.

The most memorable part, however, was when the detective is standing in a kitchen with this mustachioed judge. The detective gets this turkey out of the oven and sets it on the kitchen table; he and the judge stare at it for a minute and the detective says "Does this turkey look healthy to you?" and the judge replies "No, it's disturbed!"

I wish I could remember more, but my friends and I have been looking for that movie forever. It was hilarious.

Stein Rockon
Feb 5, 2005

SATAN SANTA TRADE YOUR SOUL FOR MY ORANGES
Does anyone have the audio from around 2006 of the guy desperately trying to cancel his account with AOL?

blah, nevermind. It's on youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_knvtpENoQ

Stein Rockon fucked around with this message at 15:55 on Oct 17, 2010

Popcorn
May 25, 2004

You're both fuckin' banned!
I'm starting to think I'll never see it again, but every so often I ask... someone here years ago found a video of some kind of fetish thing with an overweight American woman in a bikini farting and then exclaiming "Man alive!!", as if she'd only just caught wind (so to speak) of the desperation of her situation. It was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Anyone have it?

the_psychologist
Jul 28, 2004
~~Bush is a Dick.....Cheney~~
Long shot, but:

Has anyone ever found Diehard Gamefan in PDF form? I never saw issues 1-5, as I think it wasn't being sold on the east coast yet. Would love to see that mag from the earliest days.

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

hurry up
My roommate and I watched this video over and over freshman year of college, and the copy I have on my hard drive has been corrupted so I just get audio. It's for some bizarre Japanese sex video game. There's a naked CGI guy walking around a game board interspersed with CGI videos of people having sex - one girl is levitating horizontally, spinning around on the guy's dick, and at the end a girl flies backwards off of a bookshelf onto a guy's dick, like she's magnetically drawn to it. At one point, it sounds like the announcer's saying "Sonia sonia sonia sonia!" This is the weirdest paragraph I've ever typed. Please help!

pigdog
Apr 23, 2004

by Smythe
This is something I've had trouble finding for years. Some 15 years ago when I was a teenager heavily into :filez:, there was a weekly or bi-weekly e-zine about games in a .txt form. Not just any gaming e-zine, but one that focused explicitly on the newest pirated releases of games, as in reviewing "Doom 2 released by Razor 1911, 5x1.44 floppies" etc.

I remember it was pretty through and reviewed dozens of games every week, even if the reviews were a couple of paragraph each and obviously pretty superficial at that pace. The issues of the e-zine numbered in quite a few, but damned if I even remember the name of it. Anyone know what I'm talking about?

torjus
Nov 22, 2005

I want YOU to MSPaint!

pigdog posted:

This is something I've had trouble finding for years. Some 15 years ago when I was a teenager heavily into :filez:, there was a weekly or bi-weekly e-zine about games in a .txt form. Not just any gaming e-zine, but one that focused explicitly on the newest pirated releases of games, as in reviewing "Doom 2 released by Razor 1911, 5x1.44 floppies" etc.

I remember it was pretty through and reviewed dozens of games every week, even if the reviews were a couple of paragraph each and obviously pretty superficial at that pace. The issues of the e-zine numbered in quite a few, but damned if I even remember the name of it. Anyone know what I'm talking about?
Don't know what you're talking about, but maybe you can find it on textfiles.com or defacto2.net?

Jewbert Jewstein
Dec 4, 2007

Bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious surfing
I remember this computer game from years ago when I was a kid that was one giant puzzle. You traveled to all of these different places and had to gather items and clues and crack codes. That was the whole game. I remember there were no people in the game, two levels I remember include an airplane hangar and a sphinx, and in the sphinx level you needed to use a mirror to reflect light to the top of the Great Pyramids to solve the puzzle.

I wish I had more details. I don't even know what the plot line/objective of the game was. But it was a really fun game and I bet I'd enjoy it if I picked it up again today. Can you goons find my mystery game with only these lovely clues?

VVVV No, I'm positive that it had no people in it. It was almost unsettling that way. The one level had a background audio track of just wind blowing.

Jewbert Jewstein fucked around with this message at 16:17 on Oct 19, 2010

Treytor
Feb 8, 2003

Enjoy, uh... refreshing time!

Jewbert Jewstein posted:

I remember this computer game from years ago when I was a kid that was one giant puzzle. You traveled to all of these different places and had to gather items and clues and crack codes. That was the whole game. I remember there were no people in the game, two levels I remember include an airplane hangar and a sphinx, and in the sphinx level you needed to use a mirror to reflect light to the top of the Great Pyramids to solve the puzzle.

I wish I had more details. I don't even know what the plot line/objective of the game was. But it was a really fun game and I bet I'd enjoy it if I picked it up again today. Can you goons find my mystery game with only these lovely clues?

Was it Belief & Betrayal? I know you said no people but this game has puzzles that match your description.

http://www.beliefandbetrayal-game.com/

Nebelwerfer
Jul 25, 2008

He carried our avenging steel over the Rhine,
He drank the emperor's toast from the Danube.
Does anybody know where I could find the Hockey Baby-video that someone made here in SA couple years back for some canadian hockey-related competion?

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Nebelwerfer posted:

Does anybody know where I could find the Hockey Baby-video that someone made here in SA couple years back for some canadian hockey-related competion?

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3344192&pagenumber=1&perpage=40#post381561798

Sgt. Slaughter
Sep 3, 2008

Jewbert Jewstein posted:

I remember this computer game from years ago when I was a kid that was one giant puzzle. You traveled to all of these different places and had to gather items and clues and crack codes. That was the whole game. I remember there were no people in the game, two levels I remember include an airplane hangar and a sphinx, and in the sphinx level you needed to use a mirror to reflect light to the top of the Great Pyramids to solve the puzzle.

I wish I had more details. I don't even know what the plot line/objective of the game was. But it was a really fun game and I bet I'd enjoy it if I picked it up again today. Can you goons find my mystery game with only these lovely clues?

VVVV No, I'm positive that it had no people in it. It was almost unsettling that way. The one level had a background audio track of just wind blowing.

Myst?

neodingo9
Mar 29, 2007
You can't fake the funk!
Looking for the "gawrsh" video of the awful standup comedian, it was posted in an old mod challenge thread.

in_absentia
Feb 6, 2008

LYNCHINGS ARE WHAT GIVE THE SOUTH ITS CHARM!
:3:
(not a bigot)

torjus posted:

Don't know what you're talking about, but maybe you can find it on textfiles.com or defacto2.net?

Whoa! Thanks for this. I was able to find all the old issues (progams?) of RCN magazine on there. That poo poo brought back major memories of my high school days.

Thievery
Jul 15, 2008

What happens in 3rd Street stays in 3rd Street.

Looking for a video of some Euro army guy throwing a knife at a target while doing a frontflip off a springboard. I know I saw this somewhere :(

Bloodly
Nov 3, 2008

Not as strong as you'd expect.

Jewbert Jewstein posted:

I remember this computer game from years ago when I was a kid that was one giant puzzle. You traveled to all of these different places and had to gather items and clues and crack codes. That was the whole game. I remember there were no people in the game, two levels I remember include an airplane hangar and a sphinx, and in the sphinx level you needed to use a mirror to reflect light to the top of the Great Pyramids to solve the puzzle.

I wish I had more details. I don't even know what the plot line/objective of the game was. But it was a really fun game and I bet I'd enjoy it if I picked it up again today. Can you goons find my mystery game with only these lovely clues?

VVVV No, I'm positive that it had no people in it. It was almost unsettling that way. The one level had a background audio track of just wind blowing.

The 'Fun School' series? I remember owning one that was as you say.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fun_School

squeegee
Jul 22, 2001

Bright as the sun.

Sgt. Slaughter posted:

Myst?

Myst didn't have an airplane hanger or a sphinx or anything that could be confused as one, though the reflecting-light puzzle does sound like something out of Myst.

Abugadu
Jul 12, 2004

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

Jewbert Jewstein posted:

I remember this computer game from years ago when I was a kid that was one giant puzzle. You traveled to all of these different places and had to gather items and clues and crack codes. That was the whole game. I remember there were no people in the game, two levels I remember include an airplane hangar and a sphinx, and in the sphinx level you needed to use a mirror to reflect light to the top of the Great Pyramids to solve the puzzle.

I wish I had more details. I don't even know what the plot line/objective of the game was. But it was a really fun game and I bet I'd enjoy it if I picked it up again today. Can you goons find my mystery game with only these lovely clues?

VVVV No, I'm positive that it had no people in it. It was almost unsettling that way. The one level had a background audio track of just wind blowing.

The 'no people in it' thing sounds like a Dreamcatcher Interactive title. Maybe 'Beyond Time'?

pubic void nullo
May 17, 2002


Robot_Rumpus posted:

I have another request that may be impossible. A few years ago (maybe more like 5), some goon posted a review and hilarious re writing of the Left Behind books. I've looked through the search function but I can't seem to find anything.

http://slacktivist.typepad.com/slacktivist/left_behind/

Nebelwerfer
Jul 25, 2008

He carried our avenging steel over the Rhine,
He drank the emperor's toast from the Danube.

Thanks and GOD BLESS HOCKY

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



neodingo9 posted:

Looking for the "gawrsh" video of the awful standup comedian, it was posted in an old mod challenge thread.

That would be Daniel Geduld, a.k.a. SA forums poster flyingsquid: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7010554975311195404

He's apparently got a decent career going as a voice actor now (see his web page everyonesvoice.com).

I Am a Keg.
Sep 25, 2008

by T. Finn
I'm looking for the ytmnd of the goon on GBS FM fighting with his dad about turning off the microphone... Searched ytmnd but can't find it.

An mp3 is also fine if anybody has one.

Error 404
Jul 17, 2009


MAGE CURES PLOT

I Am a Keg. posted:

I'm looking for the ytmnd of the goon on GBS FM fighting with his dad about turning off the microphone... Searched ytmnd but can't find it.

An mp3 is also fine if anybody has one.
You're looking for Kuuenbu
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OYZ04mCGCo

"NO YOU SHUT THE gently caress UP DAD!"

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer

Thievery posted:

Looking for a video of some Euro army guy throwing a knife at a target while doing a frontflip off a springboard. I know I saw this somewhere :(



Spetsnaz is usually the keyword.

Thievery
Jul 15, 2008

What happens in 3rd Street stays in 3rd Street.

Zahgaegun posted:



Spetsnaz is usually the keyword.

This is fantastic but there's a video of a similar thing too, that I can't find. I tried youtubeing Spetsnaz and while there is badass stuff I can't find the one video. Thanks though!

Anony Mouse
Jan 30, 2005

A name means nothing on the battlefield. After a week, no one has a name.
Lipstick Apathy
Awful Fantasy 3. The links on SA itself seem to be dead, and everything on Google is dead too. Where can I find it?

Vernii
Dec 7, 2006

I'm looking for a blog or website once linked in GBS, maintained by a woman with crippling social anxiety, who lived in a shallow cave that she made.

Cobweb Heart
Mar 31, 2010

I need you to wear this. I need you to wear this all the time. It's office policy.

Vernii posted:

I'm looking for a blog or website once linked in GBS, maintained by a woman with crippling social anxiety, who lived in a shallow cave that she made.

This person? Autistic sex maniac who lives in a cave.

Ideally, there are not enough mentally instable women in caves with blogs for me to answer this request incorrectly. :gonk:

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Bonye West
Oct 22, 2010

by Ozma
I tried locating this on youtube and could not find it, though it used to be there. I'm looking for the infamous video clip of Cory Boyd saying "I'm back like cooked crack" on the sidelines of a college football game if anyone could be so kind.

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