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JerseyDevil
Jun 26, 2009

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This little black beauty is was my ride, until Wednesday, 10/20/10. Then, a silver Caddy CTS decided it would be fun to cut me off at about 85-90mph while I was changing lanes. I swerved to avoid him, lost control, and had a run-in with a few trees. I made those bastard trees pay, though- I took out about 4 of them, including one (passenger door) with the diameter of about a dinner plate. Now, my car looks something like this:


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^^^ That last one didn't translate well to photo, but the passenger door was smashed about 4-5 inches into the car, moving the passenger seat over and ripping it off the tracks (or the tracks off the floor of the car, I couldn't tell which).



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^^^This is a top-down shot of the dent in the passenger door from a tree. Same door as above, from the outside. The car door is supposed to be straight, obviously.


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^^^ Here you can see some of the bend in the door.


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^^^ Had to blur out Insurance Guy's head here. Sorry.


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^^^ Notice the driver's door. It's one of the only panels on the car that wasn't severely damaged in the accident.

I was unbelievably lucky. I unlocked and opened my own door, and was able to walk away under my own power. I suffered a couple bruised ribs, a little whiplash, and some minor cuts/bruises from the glass and airbag impacts... and that's it.

This will most likely be my next car (Not a picture of my own vehicle, because I don't have it yet, sorry OP). 2011 Accord Coupe in Crystal Black:





Drive safe, kiddies!

JerseyDevil fucked around with this message at 18:29 on Oct 26, 2010

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Sockington
Jul 26, 2003

This looks like the average crashed 240sx.

rockcity
Jan 16, 2004
You are beyond lucky to have not only survived that, but to have literally walked away from it. I'm assuming you were the only person in the vehicle at the time or this would probably have been a much more somber post.

JerseyDevil
Jun 26, 2009
Indeed I was alone. Anyone in the passenger seat would have certainly died.

lazer_chicken
May 14, 2009

PEW PEW ZAP ZAP
Goddamn, that's some severe damage. Amazing you walked away from that. If you had that exact same accident 25 years ago you'd be dead.

ynotony
Apr 14, 2003

Yea...this is pretty much the smartest thing I have ever done.

dryicerx posted:


Video was all with a Canon 7D with a suction cup mount outside.


What suction cup mount were you using?

thealphabetsez
Jun 1, 2004

JerseyDevil posted:

Images of terrible damage

Oh lord. Did the Caddy driver depart the scene?! Any chance they will be prosecuted?

JerseyDevil
Jun 26, 2009
He didn't even slow down. A big white truck filled with flowers and happiness stopped to help. An 18-wheeler also slowed down to see if I was OK, and I waved him on after I checked to see if everything was still working.

JerseyDevil fucked around with this message at 18:59 on Oct 26, 2010

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS
DIS IS MAH JAM!!!!!!

thealphabetsez posted:

Oh lord. Did the Caddy driver depart the scene?! Any chance they will be prosecuted?

Unlikely since there was no impact between vehicles.

JerseyDevil, hopefully the police didn't cite you for failure to control vehicle. :(

JerseyDevil
Jun 26, 2009
Nah, the cops were cool- I explained what happened, they took a statement. NJ is a no-fault state, so insurance is covering it.

Vladimir Putin
Mar 17, 2007

by R. Guyovich

JerseyDevil posted:

Indeed I was alone. Anyone in the passenger seat would have certainly died.

I would think that they would probably have serious injuries but not have died. It looks like the door went into the passenger side a couple of inches, probably enough to break their arm?

DJ Commie
Feb 29, 2004

Stupid drivers always breaking car, Gronk fix car...

JerseyDevil posted:

A landscaping truck (surprisingly not driven by an illegal alien, as are most of them in these parts)

I LOVE RACISM!

ExecuDork
Feb 25, 2007

We might be fucked, sir.
Fallen Rib
JerseyDevil, I think your post is a pretty good advertisment for Honda safety. Had that happened to me in my '88 Prelude, I would be very dead. I think a passenger would have survived, though with a broken arm / leg / something as was suggested. Modern cars are much, much safer than even 10 or 15-year old cars.

Glad to hear you're OK. When will you get the Accord?

JerseyDevil
Jun 26, 2009

Baby Hitler posted:

I LOVE RACISM!

I'm not hating on them, I'm just pointing out what everyone already knows. It was merely an observation. The large majority of my neighbors have lawn service, and I think I've seen one white guy working out there, ever. I'm not saying there's anything wrong with it, they have to make a living too, right?

Back on topic, I think you guys may be right about the passenger, come to think of it. The side airbag didn't deploy, because there was no one in the seat. They have a sensor built in that tells the bag whether or not to deploy. I didn't take that into account.

I'm hoping to get the Accord sometime this week, but I have no specific timeline as of yet. The dealer may have to order it. Expect a few pictures of the updated ride!

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The Third Man
Nov 5, 2005

I know how much you like ponies so I got you a ponies avatar bro
Not all brown people are illegal immigrants dude

Brain Issues
Dec 16, 2004

lol

The Third Man posted:

Not all brown people are illegal immigrants dude

But all landscapers are?

Friar Zucchini
Aug 6, 2010

JerseyDevil posted:

This little black beauty is was my ride, until Wednesday, 10/20/20.
What year is it again? Or did you get one a' them newfangled time machines? :haw:


Brain Issues posted:

But all landscapers are?
My dad isn't. Born and raised in Virginia to parents native to Virginia.

Friar Zucchini fucked around with this message at 16:43 on Oct 26, 2010

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

FENCH DIGGITY posted:




So, this is my second car that I just picked up yesterday. '82 733i. I6, 5 speed. Very very fun to drive. They both need a wash/wax/claybar/etc. really bad, especially the BMW. Hopefully gonna take care of that on both today.

If you clean that 733i up, take more pictures. I'm jealous.

edit: "merely making an observation" is the new "I'm not racist but"

sigtrap
Apr 14, 2002

MOIST

JerseyDevil posted:

I'm just pointing out what everyone already knows. It was merely an observation.
Ah, the perennial excuse of every bigot out there. In what way was that valuable observation necessary to tell your little story?

JerseyDevil posted:

The large majority of my neighbors have lawn service, and I think I've seen one white guy working out there, ever.
Gotcha. Non-white = illegal alien. Clearly you checked to make sure and all.

sigtrap fucked around with this message at 18:50 on Oct 26, 2010

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Man! I hate how all dem durty Mexy-cans only drive primered cars hyuck hyuck! And black guys all drive around in cars where the wheels are more expensive than the car! And they're all drug dealers! And they pay for their cars with their welfare checks!


Just an observation my left nut. Subtle racism like that really makes you shine as a person.

JerseyDevil
Jun 26, 2009
I went back and made my original post a little more politically correct, for those of you who, I guess, can't handle anything beyond the scope of a PG-13 movie.

For the record, racism requires that I think less of a specific people, or that one people is superior than another, which I don't. I would have given exactly zero fucks if the guy came out of the truck and said "llamando a la policia," or whatever the hell it is, rather than "I'm calling the police." My roommates through college were Puerto Rican, African American, and Chinese, respectively. Make of that what you will.

Fake Edit: Maybe I'll buy a white car instead of a black one now. It'll probably get more MPG or something.

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Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

JerseyDevil posted:

I went back and made my original post a little more politically correct, for those of you who, I guess, can't handle anything beyond the scope of a PG-13 movie.

For the record, racism requires that I think less of a specific people, or that one people is superior than another, which I don't. I would have given exactly zero fucks if the guy came out of the truck and said "llamando a la policia," or whatever the hell it is, rather than "I'm calling the police." My roommates through college were Puerto Rican, African American, and Chinese, respectively. Make of that what you will.

Fake Edit: Maybe I'll buy a white car instead of a black one now. It'll probably get more MPG or something.

You said you were pointing out what everybody already knows. By that reasoning, every man of Arab descent is a terrorist and we should start kicking in their doors and lynching them.

And by making the observation it is quite obvious that you do think less of them.

JerseyDevil
Jun 26, 2009

Rhyno posted:

And by making the observation it is quite obvious that you do think less of them.

No, it doesn't. You on the other hand, by inferring that, are doing exactly what you accuse me of doing. If you'd like to wax philosophical on this issue, and continue the derail, I'd be glad to do that.

I think there's as much value in what any landscaper does, whether he/she is legal, illegal, white, black, silver, or purple, as any other profession. I was making light of the situation, is all. You're the one who took it to the next step, and started insinuating that I think less of a certain race.

The people who I do think less of, are those who put words in others' mouths.

_firehawk
Sep 12, 2004
If you look at his original post he is clearly racist against trees also. But we in AI are keen to why you really veered into a tree. Come out and just admit you were racing the CTS and your VTEC Kicked in, Yo!

sigtrap
Apr 14, 2002

MOIST
hold on as I backpedal the titanic

Sockington
Jul 26, 2003

sigtrap posted:

hold on as I backpedal the titanic

So this is the ship they say is unsinkable.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

JerseyDevil posted:

The people who I do think less of, are those who put words in others' mouths.

What color are those people?

meatpimp
May 15, 2004

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:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:

JerseyDevil posted:

No, it doesn't. You on the other hand, by inferring that, are doing exactly what you accuse me of doing. If you'd like to wax philosophical on this issue, and continue the derail, I'd be glad to do that.

I think there's as much value in what any landscaper does, whether he/she is legal, illegal, white, black, silver, or purple, as any other profession. I was making light of the situation, is all. You're the one who took it to the next step, and started insinuating that I think less of a certain race.

The people who I do think less of, are those who put words in others' mouths.

Oh, for gently caress's sake... just quit while you're behind.

sigtrap
Apr 14, 2002

MOIST

Sockington posted:

So this is the ship they say is unsinkable.

by saying the ship is supposed to be unsinkable, mayhaps it is YOU who is the sinker!!! TABLES TURNED

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Heh, looks like AI has no tolerance for bigots. Is that some sort of racism as well? We're intolerant of intolerance?

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

Rhyno posted:

Heh, looks like AI has no tolerance for bigots. Is that some sort of racism as well? We're intolerant of intolerance?

Tolerance means tolerating everyone's opinion, looks like you're the intolerant one :chord:

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:

Tolerance means tolerating everyone's opinion, looks like you're the intolerant one :chord:

To be fair, I am racist against some races.

Like Martians. Little green bastards, they come and probe all the cows, all them anal probes makes it hard to have sex with them!

meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:

Queue Avenue Q:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHKIMOgoJoU

D C
Jun 20, 2004

1-800-HOTLINEBLING
1-800-HOTLINEBLING
1-800-HOTLINEBLING

Sockington posted:

This looks like the average crashed 240sx.

Are you kidding that quarter panel is near perfect!

NWO
Oct 2, 2005

Press butan for porn
Got her about two week ago, thing drinks petrol like theres no tomorrow, but drat good fun.


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Sabmo
May 7, 2009

omgitstheinternet posted:

Holy poo poo, dude. Glad you are okay, and that is seriously a testament to saabs awesome safety record.

I got mine back from the shop and I am loving it! Even with the new weird problems that are arising (high beams actually work sometimes now! but when they do, the right blinker doesn't. Either one works or the other), and remembering that it needs a heater core, I am still so happy to be driving it again, and looking forward to taking it for a nice long drive this weekend. Right now I'm just hoping it doesn't get towed for all the unpaid parking tickets from when my miata got hit and was sitting in an illegal spot for a week.

As far as performance goes, how are you liking the CSE compared to the aero? From what I understand it's only about a 25 horsepower difference, and I'm considering picking up a low mileage, more cared for CSE in the near future and swapping at least the seats and wheels over (I'd be going aftermarket for suspension and clutch anyways). I'd be happy with a little less power from a smaller turbo but less lag.

Thanks dude. And sorry for the mega-slow reply, man. That's right though, the CSE is 200hp. But because manual Saabs are rarer than crap around here, mine is unforunately an automatic :( I'm not sure if you've driven any auto 9000's, but they're really different cars to the manuals. They've still got some good low-down grunt, but no where near as much go in higher gears as the stickshifts. I'm still enjoying the hell out of the auto though.. It's only a stop-gap car for me anyway.

But from what I've heard, a manual CSE is still a pretty good performer. Less turbo lag and a slightly earlier surge of torque are probably the main advantages over the Aero, but on the other hand it'll still have less out-right grunt overall. Other than performance though, the CSE is basically an Aero without the seats and moulded bumpers and with softer, higher-sitting suspension. They're much less likely to have been raped too. At the end of the day, you'll still enjoy a CSE for a lot of the same qualities as the Aero. But with less torque steer :haw:

Eat Fresh
Jul 23, 2007

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Picked it up Saturday. More to come later.

Eat Fresh fucked around with this message at 17:34 on Nov 1, 2010

_firehawk
Sep 12, 2004

Eat Fresh posted:


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Picked it up Saturday. More to come later.

Who do you think you are? Lindsay Lohan?

schindler.xls
Oct 18, 2010

by mons al-madeen

Eat Fresh posted:


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Picked it up Saturday. More to come later.

Is it automatic?

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Eat Fresh
Jul 23, 2007

schindler.xls posted:

Is it automatic?

Nope.

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