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In the past events, people just posted the link in the thread without any issues.
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Awesome show. I dunno if we can post the link, but I'd say that the website (https://www.rifftrax.com) is definitely haunted. gently caress that paper bag. What the hell.
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Oct 29, 2010 04:37
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Behonkiss posted:I want to see this bizarre short everyone's talking about. There are actually two bizarre shorts. The first one is about a witch who appears in the grocery store to force everyone to buy cheaper and more awful products. Like how much money you could save on powder milk in comparison to regular milk. Also features one of the stupidest looking kids in any Rifftrax short. The other one is, like I said, like a drug-fueled remake of Case of Spring Fever. With Spring Fever, when you get past the silly idea of doing a short about how great springs are, it's a harmless and even competent short. In a cartoony way, it kind of works. The Paper and I takes all the same ideas but goes out of its way making it ten times crazier. I really can't understand what they were thinking when they made it.
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Oct 29, 2010 04:41
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What struck me about the paper short was that it just kept going. They'd made their point 1/3rd of the way in, but apparently were required to make more.
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Oct 29, 2010 04:45
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Show was great! Saw it from the Belcourt, where they were broadcasting from. Got the Riffers' autographs after the showing, suggested they do a riff of The Unborn. The paper thing was weird. They showed the bag deteriorating by making it age, then the kid goes Kevorkian on its rear end and puts it out of its misery.
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Oct 29, 2010 04:48
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Don't respect paper, do they? We'll show them. We'll show them all.
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Oct 29, 2010 04:52
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DarkPrime posted:I missed the digital goodies link. If nobody wants to post it, can someone PM it to me?
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Oct 29, 2010 04:53
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Had an absolute blast tonight. I never get tired of the maid-on-wheels. Also, Kevin's 'House on Haunted Hill' song is wonderfully catchy. Zero_Tactility fucked around with this message at 05:09 on Oct 29, 2010 |
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Oct 29, 2010 05:06
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That was just fantastic. At a couple of points, I laughed so much I got lightheaded. And both of those shorts were utterly insane. That goddamn paper bag will be in my dreams, I just know it...  NickThorn posted:Can someone explain the Rothlesburger joke For all your Roethlisberger filth-information needs: http://deadspin.com/tag/benroethlisberger/ Dr_Strangelove fucked around with this message at 05:36 on Oct 29, 2010 |
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Oct 29, 2010 05:31
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I liked that last event (Reefer Madness) better, but this one had almost an entirely full theater where as the last event was about 2/3 full. Unfortunately after me and my gf sat down a loving Harry Knowels clone sat behind us and immediately began mouthbreathing. He also must have been into D&D because he was casting one mean +3 Stinking Cloud spell around him. I failed my saving throw.  Still, I think I will be haunted by dreams of Lynchian talking paper bags for some time to come. Can't wait for the next one.
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Oct 29, 2010 06:43
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fenix down posted:https://www.rifftrax.com/haunted "Whoa, insta-boner!"
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Oct 29, 2010 06:52
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I couldn't find the Paper and I short online anywhere. Guess I'll have to wait til they officially release it. 
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Oct 29, 2010 14:07
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For some reason I still crack up thinking of the extended Lllllllllllllllllllllllladies. What is that originally from?
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Oct 29, 2010 14:13
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Golbez posted:For some reason I still crack up thinking of the extended Lllllllllllllllllllllllladies. What is that originally from? The Twilight rifftrax.
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Oct 29, 2010 14:14
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GreenNight posted:The Twilight rifftrax. It must've been from before that. It's a staple riff.
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Oct 29, 2010 14:55
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I think one of my favorite bits from last night's show was Kevin being "fired" and Paul F Thompkins replacing him for exactly two riffs.
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Oct 29, 2010 15:02
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muscles like this? posted:I think one of my favorite bits from last night's show was Kevin being "fired" and Paul F Thompkins replacing him for exactly two riffs. The ladies line was great, although the biggest laugh in my theater was the kool-aid ma-OH YEAH. The best riff was Vincent Price donating his preserved mustache to Bob Dylan.
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Oct 29, 2010 15:31
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Hmm, beard completer!
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Oct 29, 2010 16:26
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I don't think there was a scene with Vance: The Head Injury Test Pilot that was not funny. "And this room leads to ANOTHER ROOM! This house is a labyrinth!" Also: "When I'm scared I stop knowing things.", "I'm scared so I may forget how to know how to knock." That being said, the long drawn out joke about mirror scares in horror movies wasn't that funny. The 19th Person fucked around with this message at 16:35 on Oct 29, 2010 |
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Oct 29, 2010 16:31
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I kindof want a Vincent Price shirt that informs people to get their crunk on. And seconding the drawn-out mirror thing (even if I hate the mirror cliche in any movie).
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Oct 29, 2010 17:24
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The content of the story wasn't that funny but the delivery was great. <3 PFT
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Oct 29, 2010 18:09
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Besides the title card I mentioned earlier I think my favorite gag of the night was when Willie got up to give his paper speech and one of the guys made a LF rant.
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Oct 29, 2010 18:26
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I had a blast at this one. The audience was even better than for Reefer Madness. One thing that still plagues me - I can't for the life of me find the Grass short from before Reefer Madness anywhere on the net. Does anyone know where to find it, or if they have any plans of releasing it on the Rifftrax site anytime? I still think it's the best thing I've seen them do.
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Oct 30, 2010 20:35
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There's a Facebook poll up asking if people want the Live shows on Blu Ray. Apparently they recorded the shows in HD.
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Nov 3, 2010 23:20
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muscles like this? posted:There's a Facebook poll up asking if people want the Live shows on Blu Ray. I don't. The movie won't look any better, I don't want to see every pore in the crew's faces, and I really don't want to see every pore in the audience's faces.
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Nov 4, 2010 00:08
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Rats, I missed out on this last one, and it's probably too late for a reprise I'm thinking. I don't see anything on the rifftrax site, anyone know if they've already done one?
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Nov 4, 2010 19:01
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EL Skirvo posted:Rats, I missed out on this last one, and it's probably too late for a reprise I'm thinking. I don't see anything on the rifftrax site, anyone know if they've already done one? I don't think they did an encore of this one for some reason.
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Nov 4, 2010 19:15
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So, High School Musical. Good riffing, but what the gently caress piece of poo poo movie is this?
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Nov 5, 2010 01:33
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Mister Kingdom posted:So, High School Musical. A piece of poo poo movie that spawned two sequels.
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Nov 5, 2010 03:30
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Mister Kingdom posted:So, High School Musical. You're being way too hard on it. I expected a really godawful piece of poo poo and got a garden variety, mediocre made for TV kids movie by Disney. Twilight is a billion times worse. Hell, I'd say HSM is one of the least bad movies they've done. It's just...blah.
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Nov 5, 2010 03:38
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HSM was really hard to sit through, but the riff was good enough that it was manageable. One of the better riffs I think. Eclipse's DVD comes out one month from today. So we should be seeing the talks for that coming soon.
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Nov 5, 2010 06:21
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I'm kind of hoping for Harry Potter 5, with 7.1 due out this month.
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Nov 5, 2010 11:34
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Vicissitude posted:I'm kind of hoping for Harry Potter 5, with 7.1 due out this month. Yeah the Harry Potter riffs have been consistently excellent. "WE MUST ANNEX THE SUDETENLAND!"
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Nov 5, 2010 12:15
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Moody: "I'm here because Dumbledore asked me. End of story. Good-bye. The End! Any questions?" Bill: "Ah, yes, uh, *bleep* magnets, how do they work?!" will never, ever not be hilarious. I will never know what is said for the thirty seconds following that remark because I will be laughing too hard
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Nov 5, 2010 19:39
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CoolZidane posted:A piece of poo poo movie that spawned two sequels. Are pre-teen girls really that huge a demographic? I can't imagine any male of any age liking that movie to the point of wanting to see a sequel. Actually... Hannah Montana... apparently yes.
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Nov 6, 2010 20:49
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Double Bill posted:Are pre-teen girls really that huge a demographic? I can't imagine any male of any age liking that movie to the point of wanting to see a sequel. Pre-teen girls are bred for the exact purpose of being a target demographic.
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Nov 6, 2010 20:52
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I don't usually care for "Rifftrax Presents" (i.e. riffs that do NOT have some combination of Mike, Kevin, and Bill) but the Jaws 3 one is pretty godamned funny. The riff itself was just 3 bucks, Jaws 3 the movie is *free* if you have Netflix or 3 dollars shipped for a DVD if you don't...I figured what was there to lose? Anyway, after that positive experience I'm currently looking into some other Presents stuff featuring the same two riffers, that I might have overlooked before. Lost Boys is looking like a good bet right now.
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Nov 7, 2010 02:52
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Fist of Fury posted:I don't usually care for "Rifftrax Presents" (i.e. riffs that do NOT have some combination of Mike, Kevin, and Bill) but the Jaws 3 one is pretty godamned funny. The riff itself was just 3 bucks, Jaws 3 the movie is *free* if you have Netflix or 3 dollars shipped for a DVD if you don't...I figured what was there to lose? Stratton and Varney are usually pretty good. You should definitely check their other riffs.
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Nov 7, 2010 13:36
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Mister Kingdom posted:So, High School Musical. I couldn't get enough of everything in the movie that real high schools aren't. *On a tiny section of easily accessible roof filled with flowers and vines and crap* "Schools have these!  ""Where should my head be? Get get get get my head in the what?"
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what are some good ones, I just heard Clash of the Titans, it was pretty funny and that movie was pretty awful for such a big blockbuster epic
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