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ClearAirTurbulence
Apr 20, 2010
The earth has music for those who listen.

Immortal Wombat posted:

There's this thing http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kronosaurus which sort of matches the description.

And there's also this http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2008/02/080226-sea-monsters.html

Don't know where he got 'Facdanus' though

Yeah, the name is the problem that's bothering me. I know there were a lot of creatures that matched his description, I'm just trying to find the one that sounds like "facdanus".

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haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

ClearAirTurbulence posted:

Yeah, the name is the problem that's bothering me. I know there were a lot of creatures that matched his description, I'm just trying to find the one that sounds like "facdanus".

I don't know how old your son is but there's a good chance this is a mangled name of a monster from a cartoon or video game that looks sort of like the Kronosaurus.

thomawesome
Jul 19, 2009
My girlfriend bought these two mugs from an asian market, and we are wondering what the text on them says:


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Could someone please translate? It's in Japanese, we know that much. It looks like only one word is different between the two.

thomawesome fucked around with this message at 17:49 on Nov 1, 2010

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Do you think the people in the Mickey Mouse/Goofy costumes at Disney World smile underneath the suits when they pose for pictures with the tourists? It seems like a natural response to smile when posing for a photo, even though no one can see your face.

Liface
Jun 17, 2001

by T. Finn
What are the rules about writing a press release about yourself and sending it out? I have a friend who has set a pretty impressive world record in sports. The thing is, it's not something that an organization was really keeping track of. I think her story should be told so I was encouraging her to write up a press release and send it out.

The problem is, the whole idea of writing a press release touting your own accomplishments seems so self-aggrandizing that it really almost doesn't make sense. So does anyone here work in the media field, and how do you get the majority of your press releases? Do the people send them in themselves or do they have a friend or organization send them in?

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Liface posted:

The problem is, the whole idea of writing a press release touting your own accomplishments seems so self-aggrandizing that it really almost doesn't make sense.

Sure it does, how else is anyone going to decide to pay attention to you? Press releases are sent out so that there are news stories on things that reporters weren't aware of ahead of time or cared about attending, like sporting events with no professional organizations who promote them.

Eggplant Wizard
Jul 8, 2005


i loev catte

thomawesome posted:

Could someone please translate? It's in Japanese, we know that much. It looks like only one word is different between the two.

The one with the little old dude says "Ojiichan na(ga)ikishitee!" and the old lady one sayd "Obaachan nagaikishitee!" The "ga" on the first one is in parentheses because I think they left out most of the character, but left the little ditto mark/diacritical mark for it. My Japanese is more or less limited to reading the basic alphabet... "Obaachan" means grandma, and "Ojiichan" means grandpa. I have been attempting to make sense of the rest with google and I'm not getting terribly far beyond that. "Nagai" might mean "for a long time" and I feel like "ikishitee" means go or live or something basic like that, but that's more of a feeling than anything else. Hopefully someone else will do a better job :shobon:

chachu
Jul 4, 2007

cuttin' cat faces in the pines.

thomawesome posted:

My girlfriend bought these two mugs from an asian market, and we are wondering what the text on them says:


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Could someone please translate? It's in Japanese, we know that much. It looks like only one word is different between the two.

The word that's different is "Grandma" versus "Grandpa". I don't speak Japanese, but the internet is suggesting that the rest says "I want you to live a long time, Grandma/Grandpa". I have 0 idea of that's accurate or not, but there you go.

Slim Killington
Nov 16, 2007

I SAID GOOD DAY SIR

haveblue posted:

Sure it does, how else is anyone going to decide to pay attention to you? Press releases are sent out so that there are news stories on things that reporters weren't aware of ahead of time or cared about attending, like sporting events with no professional organizations who promote them.

Seconding this, and adding that the way to assure it hits its mark as informative release is to be just that: informative. Stick to simple, straightforward, factual work. "Soandso has done this, this, and this, with plans for this and this in the future." It'll be fine. No one is going to read it and think, "God what a blowhard who cares," they're just going to be scanning it for newsworthy information.

RaoulDuke12
Nov 9, 2004

The race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but to those who see it coming and jump aside.
Is there a small banking questions thread?

B of A keeps placing "standard holds" on my bi-weekly paychecks, and from all the material I'm reading, as of February its something they aren't allowed to do anymore. When I call them they say tough poo poo, but I feel like they're loving me illegally since the only reason they should be able to do a hold is for NSF reasons, which they're obligated to specify.

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

RaoulDuke12 posted:

Is there a small banking questions thread?

B of A keeps placing "standard holds" on my bi-weekly paychecks, and from all the material I'm reading, as of February its something they aren't allowed to do anymore. When I call them they say tough poo poo, but I feel like they're loving me illegally since the only reason they should be able to do a hold is for NSF reasons, which they're obligated to specify.

What types of holds are these? Are they just hold on checks deposited until the funds clear, because there' nothing illegal about that and is pretty important to the bank to keep them from getting hosed over on bad checks.

You could try asking in the Newbie Personal Finance thread.

Jeffrey Colon
Dec 13, 2007

Let's get down to brass tacks. How much for the ape?
Is foie gras terrible for you? I'm thinking about getting it at a restaurant as a part of a celebratory meal, but the manner in which it is produced makes it seem like it'd give you a coronary after one bite.

(I'd rather no one comment on the controversy surrounding the production of foie gras as I am well aware of it and it is not a factor that will prevent me from buying the dish)




\/ It was a joke.

Jeffrey Colon fucked around with this message at 20:45 on Nov 1, 2010

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Alderdash posted:

Is foie gras terrible for you? I'm thinking about getting it at a restaurant as a part of a celebratory meal, but the manner in which it is produced makes it seem like it'd give you a coronary after one bite.

(I'd rather no one comment on the controversy surrounding the production of foie gras as I am well aware of it and it is not a factor that will prevent me from buying the dish)

Probably, but nothing will give you a coronary after one bite, it doesn't work like that.

RaoulDuke12
Nov 9, 2004

The race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but to those who see it coming and jump aside.

BorderPatrol posted:

What types of holds are these? Are they just hold on checks deposited until the funds clear, because there' nothing illegal about that and is pretty important to the bank to keep them from getting hosed over on bad checks.

You could try asking in the Newbie Personal Finance thread.

They're just called "standard hold", they're 5 days long, and they have put them on every single paycheck for the past two months.

The paychecks come every other week, they're almost always for pretty much the same amount, I've deposited over $30k this year through this company, which is a $16 billion dollar advertising agency.

I guess I just don't see the risk they seem to be seeing. And it's a pain in the rear end because rent is due on the 1st and they always hold it until the 4th, right when the late fee kicks in.

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Liface posted:

What are the rules about writing a press release about yourself and sending it out? I have a friend who has set a pretty impressive world record in sports.

In addition to what's already been said, I'd recommend you consider just calling the hometown newspaper or dropping by their office, if you're local, and talking to a reporter instead of trying to write something up. If they like the idea they'll just end up talking to the person and rewriting it themselves so you could spare yourself the effort and make more of an impression if you talk to them personally.

If you want to contact some larger media outlets that are farther away, then something like a release might be good for that. Important thing is to be sure this information makes it into the hands of someone who might care -- just sending it to a receptionist at the front desk is less likely to work than looking over the paper or whatever, identifying the reporter(s) who looks like they might handle this sort of thing and emailing or calling them directly. But the hometown paper can actually go a long way toward getting more attention -- TV stations in the area will often pick up a story after seeing it in a smaller paper; if it's interesting enough the local paper might push it to a regional Associated Press wire, etc.

But either way do contact them. Reporters love this kind of poo poo, especially if there's some novelty value like it's an unusual sport. Compared to the stuff they see every day these are easy to write and unlikely to piss anyone off.

Only thing I would note is that since you say there's no organization keeping track of this, you should make sure you can prove to a reasonable extent that the person accomplished what you say and that this actually is a record, that somebody other than yourselves actually cares about this. Not a huge deal, just to the extent that the reporter won't be afraid they're getting pranked.

Arriviste
Sep 10, 2010

Gather. Grok. Create.




Now pick up what you can
and run.

RaoulDuke12 posted:

:words:
Have you had an in-person discussion with an account manager at your bank? My local a.m. at BB&T has helped me every time I've approached her with a problem. Can you pay your rent in cash? When I deposit checks and the hold time (usually a day) will interfere with a due date, I'll just make a deposit and withhold the cash I need. On top of that, my bank allows $100 of a deposited check to be available for checks/debit as a “courtesy.”

I wonder: Can a depositor circumvent the hold by receiving cash back when one deposits the check, then depositing the cash later? Surely there is no five-day hold on cash deposits, is there? That's a maneuver I wouldn't use if the check was, say, a personal check or from an entity other than a (solvent) employer or the government.

All that said, I am not a finance specialist of any kind, so YMMV.

yoohoo
Nov 15, 2004
A little disrespect and rudeness can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day
I am currently studying abroad in New Zealand right now (from the U.S) and I just recently changed my travel plans to leave later than I had originally planned. I was wondering what effect this would have on my student visa? I can't find where it says it expires and I tried to google it but couldn't find anything. if it helps, my original departure was Nov. 18, but now it's Dec. 1st. Thanks.

kapalama
Aug 15, 2007

:siren:EVERYTHING I SAY ABOUT JAPAN OR LIVING IN JAPAN IS COMPLETELY WRONG, BUT YOU BETTER BELIEVE I'LL :spergin: ABOUT IT.:siren:

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haveblue posted:

Probably, but nothing will give you a coronary after one bite, it doesn't work like that.

Super Size Me has made people into idiots about the effect of diet on health.

Jeffrey Colon
Dec 13, 2007

Let's get down to brass tacks. How much for the ape?
Are you guys serious? Neither of you honestly interpreted that as a joke? How dense can you possibly be?


e: I understand that I will not in fact die even if I consume a pint of lard in one sitting. I was simply wondering if foie gras is very unhealthy as the process behind making it seems like it probably is. I was requesting that someone help quantify its nutritional value just so I know what I'm eating.

I do apologize for phrasing it in a way that was intended to be a bit humorous. Had I known that a bash on American society and their logical interpretation of documentaries was going to be brought into it, I'd have phrased the question with less color.

Jeffrey Colon fucked around with this message at 23:37 on Nov 1, 2010

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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Alderdash posted:

force-fed duck liver

You did say it was a celebratory meal, right? If that's the case, who cares how unhealthy it is? It's part of what makes a celebratory meal celebratory. You'd probably best off eating that than ordering pizza and washing it down with a piece of cheesecake.

Are you going to be eating fois gras every day?

RaoulDuke12
Nov 9, 2004

The race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but to those who see it coming and jump aside.
http://www.calorie-counter.net/meat-calories/pate-de-foie-gras.htm

There, stupid.

Pogo the Clown
Sep 5, 2007
Spoke to the devil the other day

yoohoo posted:

I am currently studying abroad in New Zealand right now (from the U.S) and I just recently changed my travel plans to leave later than I had originally planned. I was wondering what effect this would have on my student visa? I can't find where it says it expires and I tried to google it but couldn't find anything. if it helps, my original departure was Nov. 18, but now it's Dec. 1st. Thanks.

I am also an American in New Zealand and, while I can't directly answer your question, the good news is that the immigration department here in Kiwi-land is much more approachable than the behemoth of an organization it is in the US. Just give them a call at 0508558855 (or 09 914 4100 if you're in Auckland) and most times you'll manage to get a real, helpful, English-speaking person on the phone in 15 minutes.

Jeffrey Colon
Dec 13, 2007

Let's get down to brass tacks. How much for the ape?

Mak0rz posted:

You did say it was a celebratory meal, right? If that's the case, who cares how unhealthy it is? It's part of what makes a celebratory meal celebratory. You'd probably best off eating that than ordering pizza and washing it down with a piece of cheesecake.

Are you going to be eating fois gras every day?


Just forget I even asked.

Dudebro
Jan 1, 2010
I :fap: TO UNDERAGE GYMNASTS
Anyone have experience registering Internet domain names?

What's the process like and which registry should I use? Is squarespace good for any site or just very specific types? How do I get a squarespace site without ".squarespace.com" url?

Is it worth it to try to go and buy a domain from whoever owns it? I've tried so many names and most of the sites are worthless parking or just don't exist, but are taken already.

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     
You can look up the contact info for whatever domain you want through a site like this http://www.whois.net/ and email the owner an offer:

and namecheap.com is good for buying domains.

Dudebro
Jan 1, 2010
I :fap: TO UNDERAGE GYMNASTS
I just saw something on godaddy that I wanted and it expires today. What's the process of expiring and re-registering like?

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

Dudebro posted:

Anyone have experience registering Internet domain names?

What's the process like and which registry should I use? Is squarespace good for any site or just very specific types? How do I get a squarespace site without ".squarespace.com" url?

Is it worth it to try to go and buy a domain from whoever owns it? I've tried so many names and most of the sites are worthless parking or just don't exist, but are taken already.

I've owned quite a few domains, bought and sold a few as well.

Registrars, I would recommend either Name.com, Namecheap.com or Moniker.com
Stay away from Register.com or NetworkSolutions, they're overpriced.
I HATE Godaddy, but that's a matter of preference. It takes 20 minutes to checkout, they try and upsell you at every turn, and renewing an expired domain is a nightmare.

If you want to get a domain from a current owner, just check out their whois info on Who.is and send them an email. If it's parked or a domaineer who owns it, expect to be quotes $xxxx+ for it.

Most good domains are taken already, it's very hard to find a good domain anymore.


Dudebro posted:

I just saw something on godaddy that I wanted and it expires today. What's the process of expiring and re-registering like?

You'll be waiting a bit.



If the domain is generic or you think it may be snatched up when it becomes available, you'll need a domain drop-catcher service like SnapNames.com or Pool.com

BART IM PISS
Aug 4, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 11 years!
Was Dancing in the street (Martha and the Vandellas) a real event?

The lyrics speak of everyone having to grab a partner and go to an undefined location at an undefined time and dance in the street...But it was world wide????

Just wondering where and when this happened?

BART IM PISS fucked around with this message at 06:17 on Nov 2, 2010

WillieWestwood
Jun 23, 2004

Happy Thanksgiving!

ImmortalYawn posted:

Was Dancing in the street (Martha and the Vandellas) a real event?

Yes, if you're used to cooling off on a hot summer day in the spray of an open fire hydrant. The song was recorded Detroit, or Motown, where writer and producer William "Mickey" Stevenson would see such a thing.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

I found 3 larval stage carpet beetles in the last two days. Two of them in the bathroom, the other in the bedroom. There's no carpet in the bathroom, maybe they were thirsty.

What should I do? I am a clean person! I have no pets and everything gets vacuumed, mopped, dusted, at least once a week.

just another
Oct 16, 2009

these dead towns that make the maps wrong now
I'm a dumbass, and without going into too much detail, a registrar at my university ended up having correct a mistake I had made. This mistake was pretty costly to me, but thanks to this nice registrar's efforts, it has all been sorted out.

I'd like to buy her a gift as a token of my appreciation, because I'm sure she could have told me I was out of luck if she wanted to, and because I'm told it was a tedious task fixing my mistake.

Any ideas on what would be an appropriate gift for a situation like this?

Edit:
She's middle aged-ish, and I think ~$40.00 is a reasonable budget.

just another fucked around with this message at 18:28 on Nov 2, 2010

MikeRabsitch
Aug 23, 2004

Show us what you got, what you got

the balloon hoax posted:

I'm a dumbass, and without going into too much detail, a registrar at my university ended up having correct a mistake I had made. This mistake was pretty costly to me, but thanks to this nice registrar's efforts, it has all been sorted out.

I'd like to buy her a gift as a token of my appreciation, because I'm sure she could have told me I was out of luck if she wanted to, and because I'm told it was a tedious task fixing my mistake.

Any ideas on what would be an appropriate gift for a situation like this?

How old is she? How much are you willing to spend? It could range from something like a cupcake to a $50 certificate to the local mall. Something nice but you don't want to give her the wrong message with flowers or a dildo or something. Or if she's cute, then give her flowers or a dildo.

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord
How in the world does vibration in cell phones and or video game controllers work? Is some sort of circular disk hitting with an outward "leg" spinning at high velocities and hitting another object?

vanessa
May 21, 2006

CAUTION: This pussy is ferocious.

the balloon hoax posted:

I'm a dumbass, and without going into too much detail, a registrar at my university ended up having correct a mistake I had made. This mistake was pretty costly to me, but thanks to this nice registrar's efforts, it has all been sorted out.

I'd like to buy her a gift as a token of my appreciation, because I'm sure she could have told me I was out of luck if she wanted to, and because I'm told it was a tedious task fixing my mistake.

Any ideas on what would be an appropriate gift for a situation like this?

Edit:
She's middle aged-ish, and I think ~$40.00 is a reasonable budget.

As someone who used to work in higher ed, I would suggest simply a hand-written thank you note and possibly a cupcake like Knightmare suggested. People who work for colleges and universities (especially in non-professor jobs) are underappreciated, and having a student thank you really means a lot.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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Avocadoes posted:

How in the world does vibration in cell phones and or video game controllers work? Is some sort of circular disk hitting with an outward "leg" spinning at high velocities and hitting another object?

A rotating asymmetrical disc. Tape a weight to your ceiling fan to see the same effect at a bigger scale (don't do this).

eviljelly
Aug 29, 2004

I'm flying out to Denver next weekend and I'd like to go to Breck. I want to rent equipment the night before so I don't have to gently caress around in the morning, but my flight doesn't get in till way late. A local friend can pick up the stuff for me - is that going to be okay, or is equipment fitting something I need to get done in person?

YggiDee
Sep 12, 2007

WASP CREW

Mak0rz posted:

A rotating asymmetrical disc. Tape a weight to your ceiling fan to see the same effect at a bigger scale (don't do this).

Yeah, you can see this on some of the translucent Dualshock controllers:

The dark part in each handlebar(?) is a set of uneven weights and they spin at ridiculous speeds. I've had them fall off the table.

gwar3k1
Jan 10, 2005

Someday soon

FogHelmut posted:

I found 3 larval stage carpet beetles in the last two days. Two of them in the bathroom, the other in the bedroom. There's no carpet in the bathroom, maybe they were thirsty.

What should I do? I am a clean person! I have no pets and everything gets vacuumed, mopped, dusted, at least once a week.

Are you walking them into your house? If you have a thicker/more rigid brush on your hoover, start using it to make sure you're loosening anything that's sticking to your carpet.

stawk Archer
Jun 19, 2004

by angerbot
Can you cook eggs on a George Foreman grill?

Do hipsters actually bitch about market economies or do they just have one in the group who does?

I found a snapping turtle in the woods - what should I feed it? Can i keep him in a five by four pond? How deep does the pond need to be?

Is there any way to get a Puma Solebox rug like the one featured here? If not, where can I get an 80's rug for 80's nite that costs less than 200 bucks?

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kapalama
Aug 15, 2007

:siren:EVERYTHING I SAY ABOUT JAPAN OR LIVING IN JAPAN IS COMPLETELY WRONG, BUT YOU BETTER BELIEVE I'LL :spergin: ABOUT IT.:siren:

PLEASE ADD ME TO YOUR IGNORE LIST.

IF YOU SEE ME POST IN A JAPAN THREAD, PLEASE PM A MODERATOR SO THAT I CAN BE BANNED.

Avocadoes posted:

How in the world does vibration in cell phones and or video game controllers work? Is some sort of circular disk hitting with an outward "leg" spinning at high velocities and hitting another object?

Also vibrators dammit.

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