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Skip Protection: Nov 2, 2010; Executives
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# ? Nov 12, 2010 13:42

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 18:16

Trustworthy: Dec 28, 2004; with catte-like thread
upon our prey we steal

Skip Protection posted:

# ? Nov 12, 2010 14:06

mr_jim: Oct 30, 2006; OUT OF THE DARK

# ? Nov 12, 2010 14:08

Drone_Fragger: May 9, 2007

I heard they put their tails in their mouth because when they're stalking their prey it drags along the floor and could reveal their position because of all the rustling and the like.

also greasyhands back to my original point get out of yospos forever please.

# ? Nov 12, 2010 14:15

git apologist: Jun 4, 2003

whats the difference between gwynster and greasyhands

# ? Nov 12, 2010 14:17

mr_jim: Oct 30, 2006; OUT OF THE DARK

Gentle Autist posted:

whats the difference between gwynster and greasyhands

idk, what?

# ? Nov 12, 2010 14:23

flyboi: Oct 13, 2005; agg stop posting; College Slice

i was searching for snow leopard tail in mouth on gis and

# ? Nov 12, 2010 14:38

Yodzilla: Apr 29, 2005; Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

lookit that strut

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mClDqHny5zg

# ? Nov 12, 2010 15:47

git apologist: Jun 4, 2003

Yodzilla posted:

lookit that strut

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mClDqHny5zg

he look like he trying to start a lawnmower

# ? Nov 12, 2010 17:04

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

Yodzilla posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mClDqHny5zg

metaphor.flv

# ? Nov 12, 2010 17:41

hass: Aug 10, 2004; by Ozma

Yodzilla posted:

lookit that strut

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mClDqHny5zg

shortly after squeezing through door cat went and puked on owners bed. that will teach him.

baby monkey riding a pig
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_sfnQDr1-o

# ? Nov 12, 2010 17:47

Binary Badger: Oct 11, 2005; Trolling Link for a decade

this is my job dudes
________/

# ? Nov 12, 2010 17:48

devmd01: Mar 7, 2006; Elektronik
Supersonik

Dis is my catte Pepper (Potts). She's pretty drat chill, currently recovering from surgery and a cold.

Bonus Kitten Pic:

# ? Nov 12, 2010 18:26

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

flyboi posted:

i was searching for snow leopard tail in mouth on gis and

would

# ? Nov 12, 2010 18:27

relative_q: Sep 9, 2008; shame on a kitty who try to run game on a kitty

wu buck wild wit tha trigga

magda is cute as heck also crazy

# ? Nov 12, 2010 19:15

relative_q: Sep 9, 2008; shame on a kitty who try to run game on a kitty

wu buck wild wit tha trigga

last night she spent like ten minutes getting in a fight with she own tail

# ? Nov 12, 2010 19:15

Nigel Danvers: Oct 29, 2009

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XID_W4neJo

Maru and the different size boxes.

Someone needs to make this into a full length research documentary, and get David Attenborough to narrate it.

# ? Nov 12, 2010 19:22

Yodzilla: Apr 29, 2005; Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

i would unironically watch a weekly show about maru

# ? Nov 12, 2010 19:33

MononcQc: May 29, 2007

Nigel Danvers posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XID_W4neJo

Maru and the different size boxes.

Someone needs to make this into a full length research documentary, and get David Attenborough to narrate it.

quote for inline

# ? Nov 12, 2010 19:36

Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

lol. maru rules

# ? Nov 12, 2010 19:37

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

relative_q posted:

last night she spent like ten minutes getting in a fight with she own tail

did you get video

# ? Nov 12, 2010 19:46

relative_q: Sep 9, 2008; shame on a kitty who try to run game on a kitty

wu buck wild wit tha trigga

graph posted:

did you get video

no, camera batteries were dead

# ? Nov 12, 2010 19:48

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

Nigel Danvers posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XID_W4neJo

Maru and the different size boxes.

Someone needs to make this into a full length research documentary, and get David Attenborough to narrate it.

lollin' at 2:13

# ? Nov 12, 2010 19:49

minato: Jun 7, 2004; cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.; Taco Defender

I have no kitty, so I have to suffice with the two Maru books and this thread.

# ? Nov 12, 2010 19:52

Mozzie: Oct 26, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_BIYzOdBu0

# ? Nov 12, 2010 20:08

mod sassinator: Dec 13, 2006; I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jm3dm5J5r0A

# ? Nov 12, 2010 20:13

Yodzilla: Apr 29, 2005; Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

that person is going to gently caress that ocelot

# ? Nov 12, 2010 20:14

Mozzie: Oct 26, 2007

They better do it soon as it's gear changer seems to be a poo poo and it keeps stalling.

# ? Nov 12, 2010 20:15

got dat wmd: Apr 28, 2009

mod sassinator posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jm3dm5J5r0A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_33SBlAAUE

# ? Nov 12, 2010 20:18

fork bomb: Apr 26, 2010

Sniep posted:

k

~THIS IS MY CAT FORT EVEN THOUGH I CANNOT FIT IN IT~

~A CHALLENGER APPROACHES~

~CRAP~

~I SEE YOU ~~

~HEY LIL BUDDY~

~ gently caress... ~

does mr. cat ever try to squeeze in there anyway?

quote:

here is a photo i title "kittener learning how to say "gently caress yo couch" from the best at it"

mr. cat looks like a cake pan that's overflowing bc someone filled it too high with batter and mr. kittener looks like a lil sweet roll

Sniep posted:

also: bonus mr. cat alone pic just fuckin up my couch

he tail is way fluffy for a shorthair

# ? Nov 12, 2010 20:20

fork bomb: Apr 26, 2010

devmd01 posted:

Dis is my catte Pepper (Potts). She's pretty drat chill, currently recovering from surgery and a cold.

Bonus Kitten Pic:

what surgery?

# ? Nov 12, 2010 20:21

Mozzie: Oct 26, 2007

what I think of this thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-H20YACr6E

# ? Nov 12, 2010 20:25

fork bomb: Apr 26, 2010

Nigel Danvers posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XID_W4neJo

Maru and the different size boxes.

Someone needs to make this into a full length research documentary, and get David Attenborough to narrate it.

YOSPOS: never gives up entering as long as there is a box there

# ? Nov 12, 2010 20:26

Blotto Skorzany: Nov 7, 2008; He's a PSoC, loose and runnin'
came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with
the bad ADC on his chip
bad ADC on his chiiiiip

Yodzilla posted:

that person is going to gently caress that ocelot

quote:

Last October, my dear wife Lois passed on. The first few months after her death were extremely difficult for me, as I missed her very much. Then, one day, my pastor recommended I take up a hobby to help me get my mind off things.

Now, I've always been what you might call a lover of cats, so I decided to take up cat-breeding. And, while nothing will ever replace my Lois, I have found cat-breeding to be an extremely enjoyable pastime. Only problem is, after months of trying, I still haven't seen a single litter from those furry little gals. I'm beginning to think I'm going about this cat-breeding thing all wrong.

To be honest, I haven't the slightest idea what the problem is. As far as I can tell, I'm doing everything right. I wait until they're well in heat, rubbing up against me and yowling to be serviced. At that point, I bring them out back to the shed, where I've prepared a special breeding area.

It's cool and dark in the shed, just the way cats are supposed to like it. There are candles and nice music, too. (Actually, those are mostly for me. I know it sounds selfish, since I'm not the one giving birth to the kittens, but I like the experience to be special for me, too.) I've even laid down soft blankets where the actual breeding takes place, and put up chicken wire so my skittish lovelies can't run far if they get scared.

At that point, I'm ready to consummate the breeding process. Gently but firmly, I hold them down with one hand while I carefully and lovingly breed them with the other. You'd be surprised�the tail hardly gets in the way at all. Sometimes I'm afraid I'm hurting them, but all the books I've read say that cats tend to yowl and scratch when breeding, so I usually don't worry too much. (Heck, I yowl and scratch, too, sometimes.) The worst was the time Mrs. Purrs slashed my thigh. She couldn't help it, though�cats' instincts are so strong.

According to the books, the actual mechanical act of cat-breeding only takes a few seconds, but, just to be sure, I usually breed each cat for about 30 to 40 minutes.

It seems like I'm doing everything correctly. But after months of trying, not a single kitten has been produced. So, for the past few weeks, I've been breeding them twice as hard and long, making sure to get each of my darlings right on the money. Especially Princess. I've really enjoyed breeding her. She's a delicate Persian with a long, white coat that's just gorgeous. She's always been my favorite. I've rung her bell loud and long, and for weeks I've been imagining tiny little kittens with her beautiful coat and twinkling eyes.

But still, even after redoubling my efforts, none of them has yet to catch pregnant. Bewildered by my lack of success, I went to the doctor last Saturday to get myself checked out. Except for an unusual amount of lacerations and scrapes in my "area," the doctor said I seemed just fine. Not only that, all my tests came back negative. Obviously, either there's something wrong with my method, or there's something wrong with my precious little ones.

Concerned, I dropped off Princess, Dusty and Mrs. Purrs at the veterinarian the other day, and explained the problem. Yesterday, though, I got a call back from the receptionist at the vet's office, and she seemed very upset. For some reason, they won't let me have the cats back. I was shocked�I'd tried so hard to get it right. I hung up the phone, determined to learn more about the breeding process.

I've been reading ever since. I'll breed those cats again someday. I can feel it.

# ? Nov 12, 2010 20:30

Nigel Danvers: Oct 29, 2009

fork bomb posted:

does mr. cat ever try to squeeze in there anyway?

1) Put food in cat fort.
2) Video Mr Cat trying to get in and get the food.
3) Post video on youtube.

# ? Nov 12, 2010 20:32

Yodzilla: Apr 29, 2005; Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

Otto Skorzeny posted:

# ? Nov 12, 2010 20:37

IT Guy: Jan 12, 2010; You people drink like you don't want to live!

Otto Skorzeny posted:

Is this what I think it is?

# ? Nov 12, 2010 20:37

Mozzie: Oct 26, 2007

some catte's just wanna gently caress

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COMPVFeJYuo

# ? Nov 12, 2010 20:42

axolotl farmer: May 17, 2007; Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

IT Guy posted:

Is this what I think it is?

# ? Nov 12, 2010 20:46

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TOO SCSI FOR MY CAT: Oct 12, 2008; this is what happens when you take UI design away from engineers and give it to a bunch of hipster art student "designers"

# ? Nov 12, 2010 20:53

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