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Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Lurdiak posted:

I see the withdrawal has gotten so bad that we've started writing Achewood fanfiction.

Countdown till the terrible roleplaying begins.

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Time Cowboy
Nov 4, 2007

But Tarzan... The strangest thing has happened! I'm as bare... as the day I was born!
Clean your room, young man, or I'm sitting down on this birthday cake.

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.

Lurdiak posted:

I see the withdrawal has gotten so bad that we've started writing Achewood fanfiction.

Its a known fact that Cartilage Head is just being a dick now with these things.

benito
Sep 28, 2004

And I don't blab
any drab gab--
I chatter hep patter

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

Countdown till the terrible roleplaying begins.

I imagine lengthy tables about what the characters eat and drink. Plus a sadistic DM who just goes in the wrong direction. "Do we really have to play another campaign where Nice Pete abducts Philippe? Dude, I'm seriously starting to worry about you."

McGravin
Aug 25, 2004

Tantum via caeli per ferro incendioque est.
BJPaskoff's dream is the best Achewood strip I've read in a long time.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Capsaicin posted:

A guy on Mythbusters was just wearing a Dude and Catastrophe shirt.

That has to be a much bigger deal than some TIME award, huh?
Do you remember what the myth was?

Or a screencap. That would suffice.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Lurdiak posted:

I see the withdrawal has gotten so bad that we've started writing Achewood fanfiction.

That's nothing, during the Great Outdoor Fight somebody in the thread wrote what was essentially fanfiction about how Ray was gonna lay down and let Beef win because Beef wanted to propose to Molly as the winner of the GoF.

glug
Mar 12, 2004

JON JONES APOLOGIST #1

Jerusalem posted:

That's nothing, during the Great Outdoor Fight somebody in the thread wrote what was essentially fanfiction about how Ray was gonna lay down and let Beef win because Beef wanted to propose to Molly as the winner of the GoF.

I love how that kind of thing sounds so plausible for a decent story arc, and Onstad seems to always come up different and better.

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.
Maybe he is working on a pilot based on The Party to get an animated TV series running, hence the silence.

A man dream again.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Teodor is his self insert, right?

Maybe Onstead is dealing with coming out.


VVV Neither of these things would surprise me!

Gravitas Shortfall fucked around with this message at 17:01 on Nov 18, 2010

grilldos
Mar 27, 2004

BUST A LOAF
IN THIS
YEAST CONFECTION
Grimey Drawer
Did he also choke to death or show off his tiny junk hanging upside-down from a ceiling?

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.
Or waiting by the phone hoping some porn star approves of silly designs for an army.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something



But the real question is, who finished the comic?

McGravin
Aug 25, 2004

Tantum via caeli per ferro incendioque est.

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

Teodor is his self insert, right?

Maybe Onstead is dealing with coming out.
He's said in the past that all the characters have a little bit of his personality in them. Perhaps Teodor has more than the rest, but if any character is Onstad's self-insert, I would think it is the character of Onstad who makes several appearances in the comic.

Also, "Onstad".

glug
Mar 12, 2004

JON JONES APOLOGIST #1
Offstad at this point.

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.

McGravin posted:

He's said in the past that all the characters have a little bit of his personality in them. Perhaps Teodor has more than the rest, but if any character is Onstad's self-insert, I would think it is the character of Onstad who makes several appearances in the comic.

Also, "Onstad".

Does that also mean he casually wears thongs all the time with sunglasses indoors, projectile vomits on American Footballs and peel out in his Van?

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

SeanBeansShako posted:

Does that also mean he casually wears thongs all the time with sunglasses indoors, projectile vomits on American Footballs and peel out in his Van?

He's also a Special Boy.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
If i had a van, I would peel out in it ALL THE TIME.

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug
:siren: NEW STRIP :siren:

Chucklebot and Rod? Hmm.

palecur
Nov 3, 2002

not too simple and not too kind
Fallen Rib
drat you, Seat Safety Switch.

So, is this sequence of side-story strips more or less officially saying 'I'm not finishing off the story arc'? Because I can make my peace with that if I have to, I just feel uncomfortable every time there's a new strip and it affords no closure, replacing narrative continuity with a series of narrative continuances, if you will.

Sgs-Cruz
Apr 19, 2003

You just got BURNED!
Given that the interrupted arc was about Teodor maybe sucking a guy's cock, I think today's apropos-of-nothing comic is actually quite relevant.

grilldos
Mar 27, 2004

BUST A LOAF
IN THIS
YEAST CONFECTION
Grimey Drawer

Gomi posted:

drat you, Seat Safety Switch.

So, is this sequence of side-story strips more or less officially saying 'I'm not finishing off the story arc'? Because I can make my peace with that if I have to, I just feel uncomfortable every time there's a new strip and it affords no closure, replacing narrative continuity with a series of narrative continuances, if you will.

I am now reading into anything Teodor-related until questions are answered. "Get in Bed With That Boy, Teodor".

Maduo
Sep 8, 2006

You see all the colors.
All of them.


If it means we keep getting pretty, full color pages like the last two strips, I'm perfectly fine with leaving it behind. The end of that story can be worked out from what we were left with anyways: Between Roast Beef's mind games and Ray's rallying, the day is saved and the tyrannical reign of high school is ended forever.

The Lynch adaptation will open to lackluster reviews, but finds new life in college film courses across the nation.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

This is how I genuinely fear any kind of dabbling into facebook etc would spiral out of control for me so today's comic speaks to a deep part of me :)

Aeldaar
Apr 14, 2008

Check.

Gomi posted:

So, is this sequence of side-story strips more or less officially saying 'I'm not finishing off the story arc'
I sure hope so!

Sigma-X
Jun 17, 2005

Maduo posted:

If it means we keep getting pretty, full color pages like the last two strips, I'm perfectly fine with leaving it behind. The end of that story can be worked out from what we were left with anyways: Between Roast Beef's mind games and Ray's rallying, the day is saved and the tyrannical reign of high school is ended forever.

The Lynch adaptation will open to lackluster reviews, but finds new life in college film courses across the nation.

the pretty full color pages are exclusive to November so it will be a whole 8 or 9 strips before we see one again.

E: oh my god I literally just realized Rod Huggins is a pun

Sigma-X fucked around with this message at 06:22 on Nov 19, 2010

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Gomi posted:

I just feel uncomfortable every time there's a new strip and it affords no closure, replacing narrative continuity with a series of narrative continuances, if you will.

Reading through the archives, this lack of closure is pretty common. Storylines just stop without any sort of conclusion, probably deliberately since that kind of neat resolution never really happens in real life. It's fine when there are continuous new strips because you can just keep rolling along with the comic, but when updates are scarce it's more jarring.

Deathlove
Feb 20, 2003

Pillbug

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

Reading through the archives, this lack of closure is pretty common. Storylines just stop without any sort of conclusion, probably deliberately since that kind of neat resolution never really happens in real life. It's fine when there are continuous new strips because you can just keep rolling along with the comic, but when updates are scarce it's more jarring.

Is Beef on the ruling body of the GOF now?!?!

Two new things on the Fanflow today. I am pleased.

robot roll call
Mar 7, 2006

dance dance dance dance dance to the radio


A few good assetbar updates today. Dare we hope the Achewood engine is roaring back to life?

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
No. Abandon all hope, and thrive on Onstad's mercies.

Capsaicin
Nov 17, 2004

broof roof roof

CannonFodder posted:

Do you remember what the myth was?

Or a screencap. That would suffice.

I don't know how to take screencaps of my TV.

It was the one about bomb sniffing dogs. They had a huge group of people outside a place and hid the package on some dude.

At the start where they were gathering people, someone was, I think, wearing a D&C shirt.

Cobweb Heart
Mar 31, 2010

I need you to wear this. I need you to wear this all the time. It's office policy.

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

Reading through the archives, this lack of closure is pretty common.

Oh, Onstad. Please don't be a year. I want to see if Teodor's enjoying penis now.

Deathlove
Feb 20, 2003

Pillbug
Another Fanflow update. Did Gary fix the Achewood machine? The fiction is flowing.

Foppish Yet Dashing
Jun 29, 2004

-horsepussy begins now
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Jesus loving Christ I love Achewood so much.

I don't know why I felt like saying this all of a sudden but I just did :unsmith:

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
He should just do a round of guest strips like he did back in 03-04.

H.P. Shivcraft
Mar 17, 2008

STAY UNRULY, YOU HEARTLESS MONSTERS!
If you're despondent over the lack of material, you can just follow Michael Ian Black on Twitter and hope he manages to recycle jokes from the entire Achewood archive.



It's kind of like updates!

Guava
Nov 10, 2009

Love's made a fool out of Bear.

H.P. Shivcraft posted:



That...that made me angry.

Cobweb Heart
Mar 31, 2010

I need you to wear this. I need you to wear this all the time. It's office policy.
I also had an Achewood dream, but it wasn't like the strip at all.

I started up a company with Pat, manufacturing sunglasses that had changeable color. The ads had Pat playing a guitar and Roast Beef playing a synthesizer, with the Joker dancing. I showed the ad to Batman, whose face grew hard as he realized who the dancing man was.

The idea of having sunglasses that you can change the color of was rad, though.

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.



I had an Achewood dream the other day where a new comic was announced, but to view it, you had to visit a particular Portland bus stop, and Onstad would lead a group from there to his house. (It was only going to display on his home monitor.) Then we had to climb a giant moss-covered ramp to get to the third floor, as that was the only way to get into the house. Sadly, I think I woke up before I saw what the strip was.

In non-dream news, I received a memo from Amazon that Volume 3's delivery date moved up to 12/8/10 instead of 12/30. This is the first moving-forward notice I can remember, and next week is jut around the corner.

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Foppish Yet Dashing
Jun 29, 2004

-horsepussy begins now
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So I got an email from Amazon stating that the Dark Horse Volume 3 book arrival date has been BUMPED from Dec 30th to Dec 8th. Just around the corner.

edit: i am blind

Foppish Yet Dashing fucked around with this message at 01:43 on Dec 2, 2010

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