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Save me jeebus posted:You know retakers only pass about 34% of the time, right? Yeah but how many of the folks that failed miss by a few questions?
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Save me jeebus posted:You know retakers only pass about 34% of the time, right? And African Americans tend to score 10% lower than their white counterparts! Statistics are amazing. Roger_Mudd posted:Yeah but how many of the folks that failed miss by a few questions? Above diagonal = higher score on second time around. Neon Belly fucked around with this message at 22:29 on Nov 21, 2010 |
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diospadre posted:Is there any route to becoming a patent examiner if you have no science background whatsoever? Or better, how stringent are they? (Eg could an info sci major get a software patent examiner position)
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Roger_Mudd posted:Yeah but how many of the folks that failed miss by a few questions? A friend of mine failed by 2 points and passed the second time.
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Ex failed by one point. That's why she is now my ex. Can't date a girl like that.
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diospadre posted:Is there any route to becoming a patent examiner if you have no science background whatsoever? GregNorc posted:Or better, how stringent are they? (Eg could an info sci major get a software patent examiner position) The link from my last post lists a job posting for computer scientists at the GS-5 level. The basic requirement is: "Have at least a bachelor's degree in Computer Science or bachelor's degree with 30 semester hours in a combination of mathematics, statistics, and computer science. At least 15 of the 30 semester hours must have been in any combination of statistics and mathematics that included differential and integral calculus. All academic degrees and course work must be from accredited or pre-accredited institutions." So your degree doesn't necessarily need to be in CS if you can show the combined coursework listed above. It's definitely worth applying if you're interested.
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# ? Nov 22, 2010 00:29 |
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Gadamer posted:Ex failed by one point. That's why she is now my ex. Can't date a girl like that. her loss i'm sure
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# ? Nov 22, 2010 00:34 |
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Maggie Fletcher posted:So, any advice? Or just take the bar in New Jersey or somewhere similar that lets everyone pass.
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# ? Nov 22, 2010 06:02 |
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Ainsley McTree posted:her loss i'm sure Ever try to have a relationship with someone who works 60+ hour weeks while you sometimes almost make it to 40?
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# ? Nov 22, 2010 15:45 |
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Gadamer posted:Ever try to have a relationship with someone who works 60+ hour weeks while you sometimes almost make it to 40? Yes, it's awesome. ME TIME
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# ? Nov 22, 2010 16:19 |
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Harry Ellis posted:Yes, it's awesome.
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# ? Nov 22, 2010 16:51 |
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Jesus christ, the poo poo I've seen in this one case. We just filed for sanctions for the first time against the opposing party because they violated a court order and they FLIPPED THE gently caress OUT, despite them having requested sanctions against us times in every motion and every response for bringing a "frivolous claim."
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# ? Nov 22, 2010 17:45 |
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CaptainScraps posted:Texas blows!
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# ? Nov 22, 2010 18:03 |
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Green Crayons posted:Man, Texas blows. Are you going to stay there just because the job market in poo poo so bad job > no job? To be fair, I'm in a nasty, scummy area of the law where lawyers flip the gently caress out and these people are the exception with reputations around the state for being loving rear end in a top hat scumbags. But yes, I plan to stay here.
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# ? Nov 22, 2010 18:04 |
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Civ V on sale for $30 on Amazon Lightning Deals for the next 10 minutes.
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# ? Nov 22, 2010 18:06 |
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HiddenReplaced posted:Civ V on sale for $30 on Amazon Lightning Deals for the next 10 minutes. Link. Neon Belly fucked around with this message at 18:16 on Nov 22, 2010 |
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CaptainScraps posted:To be fair, I'm in a nasty, scummy area of the law where lawyers flip the gently caress out and these people are the exception with reputations around the state for being loving rear end in a top hat scumbags. But yes, I plan to stay here. Come up to Dallas, we don't sue other lawyers up here.
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# ? Nov 22, 2010 18:11 |
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Roger_Mudd posted:Come up to Dallas, we don't sue other lawyers up here. Heh heh heh heh, you sure about that? Johnston Tobey is a pretty feared firm and they're in Dallas. P.S. Dallas is notorious around the state for having lawyers be dicks to other lawyers.
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# ? Nov 22, 2010 18:17 |
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CaptainScraps posted:P.S. Dallas is notorious ... for ... being dicks
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# ? Nov 22, 2010 18:20 |
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CaptainScraps posted:Heh heh heh heh, you sure about that? Johnston Tobey is a pretty feared firm and they're in Dallas. Well I don't sue other lawyers.
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# ? Nov 22, 2010 18:21 |
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Roger_Mudd posted:Well I don't sue other lawyers. I do. My lifeplan is to sue V&E once, get rich and get out. Go to Cooley! Go to South Texas! Go to UC-Irvine and UNT-Dallas! You don't need a first tier law school!
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# ? Nov 22, 2010 18:22 |
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CaptainScraps posted:Go to UC-Irvine Applications for them were down 63% between year one (the full scholly year) and year two (a 50% nug). Now they're going 33%. Gonna be interesting to see if Chemerinsky's chirping about a top 20 debut will come to pass (hint: no). More here: http://leiterlawschool.typepad.com/leiter/2010/10/uc-irvine-eases-back-on-scholarship-dollars.html
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# ? Nov 22, 2010 19:17 |
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Got an interview with another state SC judge...again, one basically diametrically opposed to me philosophically and politically. I don't know if my resume is somehow coming off as conservative despite the criminal defense work, the plaintiff's PI work, and the publication criticizing a tort reform statute, or if these judges just want a devil's advocate type of dude up in their office. Welp anyway once more into the breach
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J Miracle posted:Got an interview with another state SC judge...again, one basically diametrically opposed to me philosophically and politically. I don't know if my resume is somehow coming off as conservative despite the criminal defense work, the plaintiff's PI work, and the publication criticizing a tort reform statute, or if these judges just want a devil's advocate type of dude up in their office. I thought this was really common? Don't Scalia and Thomas always hire at least 1 leftist hippy clerk? Maybe the State SC justices model themselves after the great overlords Scalia and Thomas.
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# ? Nov 22, 2010 20:29 |
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BigHead posted:Don't Scalia and Thomas always hire at least 1 leftist hippy clerk? quote:Justice Thomas has said that choosing clerks is like “selecting mates in a foxhole.”
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# ? Nov 22, 2010 20:38 |
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Linguica posted:What?
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nm posted:In theory this doesn't mean that that isn't untrue. Now that's a sentence.
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# ? Nov 22, 2010 20:58 |
My record of being omnisciently right about everything I guess has officially ended. Thanks Linguica.
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# ? Nov 22, 2010 20:59 |
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I see Cravath announced bonuses. Very, very weak.
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# ? Nov 22, 2010 21:13 |
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Linguica posted:What? That's from 2005-2010. At one point Scalia did hire clerks with different political opinions than him but he obviously stopped doing that.
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BigHead posted:My record of being omnisciently right about everything I guess has officially ended. Thanks Linguica. Anyways, yeah Scalia used to actually care about hearing an opposing point of view quote:Justice Scalia for instance used to seek out candidates from the opposite ideological camp when he served on a federal appeals court in Washington and in his early years on the Supreme Court. Linguica fucked around with this message at 21:25 on Nov 22, 2010 |
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Omerta posted:That's from 2005-2010. At one point Scalia did hire clerks with different political opinions than him but he obviously stopped doing that. My record of being omnisciently right about everything I guess has officially been reinstated. Whew.
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# ? Nov 22, 2010 21:20 |
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commish posted:I see Cravath announced bonuses. Very, very weak. Was coming to post this too. 5k again for newbs, I think it topped at 35k for class of 03. It's lovely and people should be pissed.
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# ? Nov 22, 2010 21:33 |
Gawker has a story about some whiney bitch complaining about $200,000 in student loan debt. This is just like most lawyers, except she has a job. Hilarious article.
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# ? Nov 22, 2010 21:48 |
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sigmachiev posted:Was coming to post this too. 5k again for newbs, I think it topped at 35k for class of 03. It's lovely and people should be pissed. Class of 2009 – $7,500 Class of 2008 — $10,000 Class of 2007 — $15,000 Class of 2006 — $20,000 Class of 2005 — $25,000 Class of 2004 — $30,000 Class of 2003 — $35,000
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# ? Nov 22, 2010 22:03 |
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why should people be pissed about this? just curious, I'm not in biglaw so that sounds pretty yay
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# ? Nov 22, 2010 22:15 |
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Harry Ellis posted:why should people be pissed about this? It's what Cravath gave last year, which was this really bad year. Now things are better, the PPP is going up, associates are billing more etc, so you'd think maybe people who gutted out a ton of hours would get some acknowledgment of that. They didn't. To put it in perspective, my dad works retail with no college background and he'll be getting what a mid level would get doing the 9-5 thing. So you know, don't go lovely bonus die alone. E: If you want more head over to ATL's post on it http://abovethelaw.com/2010/11/associate-bonus-watch-the-2010-bonus-season-is-under-way/#disqus_thread sigmachiev fucked around with this message at 22:49 on Nov 22, 2010 |
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Double post sorry
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Harry Ellis posted:why should people be pissed about this? im 27 and only make 180k boo hoo
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diospadre posted:im 27 and only make 180k boo hoo That is basically all I see when I read the posts about this poo poo on ATL. Why do I even read ATL I don't think I could care any less about 95% of the things that get posted over there.
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