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trevalyan posted:Also known as the "Saddam Hussein Memorial College of Governing." But this is a fantastic summation. Except V has cast spells from Conjuration before. I believe the (Intrusive) Black Tentacles are Conjuration, at the very least.
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Taerkar posted:Except V has cast spells from Conjuration before. I believe the (Intrusive) Black Tentacles are Conjuration, at the very least. Yeah, not being able to cast it could mean either barred school or just doesn't happen to have the spell at hand.
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# ? Nov 22, 2010 19:24 |
Shugojin posted:Yeah, not being able to cast it could mean either barred school or just doesn't happen to have the spell at hand. We know he can't cast teleportation at all. By now the party would have all chipped in to get him that spell if for no other reason than they need it. One of the strips he brings it up, I think it was during the Paladin's arc that a rules change had moved it from Universal to Conjuration so he lost out on ever learning it.
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# ? Nov 22, 2010 19:39 |
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seaborgium posted:We know he can't cast teleportation at all. By now the party would have all chipped in to get him that spell if for no other reason than they need it. One of the strips he brings it up, I think it was during the Paladin's arc that a rules change had moved it from Universal to Conjuration so he lost out on ever learning it. Doink http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0340.html
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# ? Nov 22, 2010 20:07 |
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Taerkar posted:Except V has cast spells from Conjuration before. I believe the (Intrusive) Black Tentacles are Conjuration, at the very least. That was Burlew bending the rules for the sake of a joke (well, technically we don't know what school that spell was from, but...) I actually worked out his barred schools one bored afternoon a few months back; we've seen him cast core spells from every school except conjuration and necromancy.
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# ? Nov 22, 2010 20:29 |
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trevalyan posted:Also known as the "Saddam Hussein Memorial College of Governing." But this is a fantastic summation. It's also entirely possibly that Tarquin is just going to throw the fight in order to preserve the cycle his crew have set up.
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# ? Nov 22, 2010 21:04 |
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Calico Noose posted:It's also entirely possibly that Tarquin is just going to throw the fight in order to preserve the cycle his crew have set up. Oooh. You're right... but I don't think Elan has any interest in participating in the con now that he's aware how it works, even if he is asked to just perpetuate it. Maybe he'd do it in exchange for breaking Ian Starshine out of prison- but it's entirely possible the Order could do that anyways. Again, though, dramatics. Should be interesting to see how this plays out. Shojo thought he had all the angles covered as well, but look what happened to him- and Azure City. Think Tarquin knows about that?
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CapnAndy posted:General rule of fiction. Villains are proactive, heroes are reactive. Thought about it? I ran this like four years ago, here on these very forums over in Traditional Games. The party ended up splitting straight down the middle. I had to make a new thread for the other half of the existing group and bring in a couple new players to fill out both sides. Then I threw them all into a three-way brawl between themselves and the big bad guy. The game ended when the nihilistic assassin, using the magic MacGuffin, death attacked reality itself during the climactic showdown, having come to the conclusion that no one was right. It was quite badass, really.
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ConfusedUs posted:Thought about it? I ran this like four years ago, here on these very forums over in Traditional Games. The party ended up splitting straight down the middle. I had to make a new thread for the other half of the existing group and bring in a couple new players to fill out both sides. Was that the Mario Brothers game?
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# ? Nov 22, 2010 22:39 |
seaborgium posted:Was that the Mario Brothers game? Yes. Yes it was.
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# ? Nov 22, 2010 23:10 |
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In fact the Warhammer rpg had an entire sourcebook devoted to an area of land made up of nothing but tin pot dictators that were assassinated and replaced every few months.
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Gassire posted:In fact the Warhammer rpg had an entire sourcebook devoted to an area of land made up of nothing but tin pot dictators that were assassinated and replaced every few months. South America?
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My Lovely Horse posted:This comic has the greatest metaphor ever. Never has the "can't make an omlette without breaking some eggs" been better said.
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# ? Nov 23, 2010 00:42 |
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Gassire posted:In fact the Warhammer rpg had an entire sourcebook devoted to an area of land made up of nothing but tin pot dictators that were assassinated and replaced every few months. The Forgotten Realms has an area like this, too, called the Steam Lakes or something like that in south central Faerun.
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# ? Nov 23, 2010 01:03 |
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trevalyan posted:Oooh. You're right... but I don't think Elan has any interest in participating in the con now that he's aware how it works, even if he is asked to just perpetuate it. Maybe he'd do it in exchange for breaking Ian Starshine out of prison- but it's entirely possible the Order could do that anyways. Again, though, dramatics. It's not a question of does Elan want to be part of it. It's the general populace showing up cheering and waving flags, overjoyed you'd overthrown the dictator and lead them to freedom, then what do you do with them.
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crime fighting hog posted:The Forgotten Realms has an area like this, too, called the Steam Lakes or something like that in south central Faerun. it would.
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Calico Noose posted:It's not a question of does Elan want to be part of it. It's the general populace showing up cheering and waving flags, overjoyed you'd overthrown the dictator and lead them to freedom, then what do you do with them.
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CapnAndy posted:More to the point, what do you do with every other country in the desert, who is going to see a big, fat, tempting target? Because with no Tarquin, they're gonna attack. You planning on finding another gate ever or do you intend to stick around and play King until someone gets lucky and bloodily conquers you? Tarquin's an evil, horrifying son of a bitch. But he's still the best choice. Most people- probably including other countries- think it's the huge dragon that rules the Empire of Blood. The other federations are secretly controlled by Tarquin cronies, so it's not like they'd necessarily be interested in working with his goody-twoshoes son. This is not a nice area, and it has less than nice people in it. I agree Tarquin is the best option- the system can and will fall apart without him. Elan might have enough sense to realize this when he's told directly, and I think he's even less likely to want to kill his dad. The smoothest option for him would be to kill the dragon, population huzzahs, and he convinces his dad to put a more responsible puppet on the throne. Of course, Lord Tyrinar the Responsible had a half-life of about 20 minutes. So there's that.
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# ? Nov 24, 2010 00:43 |
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Zereth posted:And as such his prestige class probably gives him huge bonuses in this situation. "Ok...so, I get...what? +2 for rooftop duel, +4 for it being against an evil family member, +1 for recent betrayal...oh, and +2d6 damage per round if there's an ominous thunderstorm...Does Durkon have Control Weather prepared today?"
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# ? Nov 24, 2010 04:33 |
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NEW STRIP Looks like Elan and Tarquin share more than just roguish good looks!
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# ? Nov 24, 2010 12:12 |
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Oh god so many terrible puns
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# ? Nov 24, 2010 12:20 |
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Was I the only one waiting for a Monkey Island quote?
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# ? Nov 24, 2010 12:35 |
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Pope Guilty posted:Was I the only one waiting for a Monkey Island quote? It wouldn't have fit very well because they weren't really insulting each other. That is, inasmuch as call-and-response swordfighting isn't a broad Monkey Island reference in pop culture. EDIT: Now that I think of it, Princess Bride too. sfwarlock fucked around with this message at 17:31 on Nov 24, 2010 |
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Oh god, another Dashing Swordsman. And this one probably wasn't inept beforehand.
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Pope Guilty posted:Was I the only one waiting for a Monkey Island quote? I think the author has actually said he'd never heard of Monkey Island.
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# ? Nov 24, 2010 16:40 |
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navyjack posted:"Ok...so, I get...what? +2 for rooftop duel, +4 for it being against an evil family member, +1 for recent betrayal...oh, and +2d6 damage per round if there's an ominous thunderstorm...Does Durkon have Control Weather prepared today?" "Don't forget your Climatic Duel dodge bonus, son." "Thanks, Dad! Wait... how do you know what bonuses I should apply for this fight?" "I have the same prestige class, son. In fact, I have more levels in it than you." "... gently caress."
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# ? Nov 24, 2010 16:49 |
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"The etymologies are unrelated" is the most badass fight-ending one liner.
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# ? Nov 24, 2010 18:05 |
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See, this is just making me want a Xykon/Tarquin showdown more and more.
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# ? Nov 24, 2010 19:10 |
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Ashenai posted:Oh god so many terrible puns The title of the strip is "Advanced (S)wordplay"
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# ? Nov 24, 2010 19:58 |
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I have nothing to say about this strip other than poo poo am I grinning.
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# ? Nov 24, 2010 23:37 |
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Cabbit posted:See, this is just making me want a Xykon/Tarquin showdown more and more. That would make me so happy.
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# ? Nov 24, 2010 23:52 |
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Is Tarquin so good that he's actually fending of Elan while dropping puns just for the fun of it? After all, he did disarm Elan in the last panel without any wordplay. Also, in my mind Tarquin will join the party and replace the soon to be deceased Belkar. It will happen through a dramatic fight ala Dragon Age and Loghain.
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# ? Nov 25, 2010 01:36 |
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Well Tarquin isn't a bard so without DS bonuses he's a much better swordsman anyway. So I'm not really sure either. Uhh, he isn't a bard, right? Even though he does do all of Elan's trope stuff too.
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# ? Nov 25, 2010 02:02 |
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He's not a bard, but I imagine his villain prc has dramatic flair bonuses.
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# ? Nov 25, 2010 02:31 |
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Tertiary Stresses posted:Is Tarquin so good that he's actually fending of Elan while dropping puns just for the fun of it? After all, he did disarm Elan in the last panel without any wordplay. I think he surprised Elan there. He lowered his sword for a moment and Tarquin used the chance to disarm him, as opposed to actually disarming him through combat.
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# ? Nov 25, 2010 02:37 |
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Tertiary Stresses posted:Is Tarquin so good that he's actually fending of Elan while dropping puns just for the fun of it? After all, he did disarm Elan in the last panel without any wordplay. Melche posted:"The etymologies are unrelated" is the most badass fight-ending one liner. That may not be a pun, but "unrelated" is definitely a play on words.
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navyjack posted:That may not be a pun, but "unrelated" is definitely a play on words. drat. I can't believe I didn't get that one.
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ImpAtom posted:I think he surprised Elan there. He lowered his sword for a moment and Tarquin used the chance to disarm him, as opposed to actually disarming him through combat. Or, in DnD terms, he Feinted.
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# ? Nov 25, 2010 03:44 |
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at least a couple more slaves went out
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# ? Nov 25, 2010 03:49 |
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I'm more than ok with this resolution.
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