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A lot of people in here are regulars or visitors on other soccer forums, or maybe read something insane in a comments section somehwere, but wherever you find your terrible posts about soccer please bring them back here for all of us to laugh at. If you don't want to be grassed up you can paste them unsourced, or if you want to bring attention to somewhere terrible you can do that too. I just ask that this thread remain for bad posts we can all laugh at. IT IS NOT FOR ARGUING ABOUT THE CONTENT. If the content doesn't seem insane enough to be funny to everyone in here, it's not funny enough to post. If it's sort of borderline it's just going to cause annoying slapfights when someone starts the "Well this post isn't that insane if you look at it in the context ofaaaaaaaaaaaa" who cares gently caress you. In summation: find really really really bad/crazy/funny posts post them here keep your replies light and lmao heavy an occasional emptyquote is fine if it's not really out there or you feel like debating a pasted post, turn 360 degrees and walk away from this thread ok go Somebody fucked around with this message at 18:49 on Oct 31, 2014 |
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crossposting. any of mine are from the Plymouth Argyle fansite pasoti.co.uk unless otherwise noticedquote:I think people need to chill. We need to prove to him we are a viable option as does he need to prove the same to us. He has a great business nature - fair enough some of his dealings have ended a little miserably but he gave Leeds Champions League football, got Cardiff a new stadium, and nearly got them up to the Prem. He knows the ins and outs of a football club, and will put us on the map. I think he deserves a chance, football at this level is very different to those days where money was perhaps easier to come by and 'obtain'. We are in the sh1t, I believe we could do a lot worse.
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# ? Nov 26, 2010 06:22 |
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How about fan based blogs like this one? http://top50honestmistakes.blogspot.com/ quote:Celtic fans are ridiculed in the media as being paranoid and are told they have no facts to back up their claims. I hope these decisions in the one season 2009/10 and the 1st 3 months of season 2010/11 provide some evidence to at least make sure there is no future seasons with so many “Honest Mistakes.” I think this falls into the crazy area. Edit: Maybe it's just too straight crazy and not silly crazy on reflection and re-reading the OP oh well. Outrespective fucked around with this message at 06:30 on Nov 26, 2010 |
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are off-topic posts from other football forums kosher because loving hell
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# ? Nov 26, 2010 06:29 |
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Iggy Pop Barker posted:are off-topic posts from other football forums kosher because loving hell Let's steer clear of anything non-football, it will make the thread weird and stupid really fast
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Youtube Comment from Terry-Bridge Handshake posted:john terry hosed wayne bridge's wife whie they were teammates in chealea, so instead of not giving him a hand shae i woud have snatched his balls and make him eat them Wonder what he'd do with the shaft. edit: Sure. w00bi fucked around with this message at 07:13 on Nov 26, 2010 |
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Can we at least make sure to put the site in the post or quote?pasoti.co.uk posted:I'm so sorry IPB works better than quote:john terry hosed wayne bridge's wife whie they were teammates in chealea, so instead of not giving him a hand shae i woud have snatched his balls and make him eat them sorry for the nitpick
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owlstalk.co.uk posted:file://localhost/var/mobile/Media/DCIM/100APPLE/IMG_0920.MOV owlstalk.co.uk - later posted:I really must protest to the most highest echelons of Owlstalk...I was stood with hardly any battery left ...3 pints of stella inside me and a bladder problem that only Owlstalkers over 50 will understand , to bring to you breaking news...notwithstanding these problems both technological and urological , i did me best. Breath Ray fucked around with this message at 11:11 on Nov 26, 2010 |
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Iggy Pop Barker posted:are off-topic posts from other football forums kosher because loving hell Never, ever venture onto a Devon-based forum's social chat. It's a leftie's nightmare I'll have a dig through Exeweb if I get bored at work and see what I can dredge up.
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# ? Nov 26, 2010 14:01 |
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http://www.chelseafcforums.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=4753quote:personally me started after 1st game in uefa champions league vs barcelona 2005 on camp nou,ever since i became true blue quote:World Cup 2006, i watched football from 1998 till 2003, 2003 got caught up in wrestling quote:fan since the facup 2007 final quote:First Chelsea game that i watched was against Bolton,38 fixture i think in 2005.I was young at that time,10 years,and didnt get it why Chelsea won a title because of one game only hahahahahhaa lol quote:Ever since I saw the game: Chelsea - Man United 5-0 in 1999 when I was 9 years old. Still remember Poyet scoring :P I remembered this moment so long but I only not so far ago looked up the game I became blue. Never knew when it was til not far ago. Well 11 years for me soon! :o Btw, never supported another team then Chelsea and Djurgården. i told u i was hardcore quote:for me it all started when i played on SEGA consul Fifa 98 or 99 (dont remeber actually) I played EPL season mode and picked Chelsea, i liked blue colour. I was heard about Zola but didnt know anything also. And I started to wathc games at 2002 or 2003 year when i gotta PC. I didnt watch games regulary, but in next season i becomed hard core fan quote:fifa 01 got me into football, before i liked it but after i lvoed it, i remember i had a lazio team where all the players on my 11 were striekrs except keeper who was kahn, bergkamp, baggio, ronaldo(was called #9), crespo, henry, nvm i remember i had veron starting as well, i would score 10+ goals on hardest, iw asnt that good but i knew all teh glitches and tricks to ebating the computer, my brother always beat me though, and i remember they had world cup feature on fifa back then, now they have seperate game, assholes quote:Chelsea supporter from 2007 when we beat real 2:1 at Santiago bernabeu or at bridge dont know for sure that made my day and off course fa Cup against man u same year it made even more sweeter but shame we didn't win the league. All of these people are without a doubt true blue
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Trin Tragula posted:http://www.chelseafcforums.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=4753 ahahahaha, all are amazing this though: quote:personally me started after 1st game in uefa champions league vs barcelona 2005 on camp nou,ever since i became true blue perfection
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Breath Ray posted:Lol poor guy has to pee every 5 minutes.
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# ? Nov 26, 2010 18:52 |
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Here come some posts from the fans of Everyone's Favourite Teamquote:my ban is nearly up 12/12/10 or this is the date the courts at carlisle gave me a 3 yr ban......but my card says feb 2011....do you get a letter telling you when its up? cheers quote:sorry for being a nosey twat mate, but what was banning order for ? quote:criminal damage
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# ? Nov 27, 2010 17:18 |
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pasoti.co.uk posted:
board needs a sticky reading "It's Peter loving Ridsdale" asap
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# ? Nov 27, 2010 21:26 |
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Champion's League to championship is going strong clearly
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# ? Nov 27, 2010 21:33 |
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From the comments on this article: Scottish referees seek points deductions for clubs who abuse officials.quote:WE ARE THE PEOPLE SUCK ON IT SOME STATUS QUO , OK FOR YEARS NOT TO SIGN A CATHOLIC PLAYER AND MOST OF BY YOUR POST AGREE WITH THIS SO WHAT DOES THIS MAKE YOU .CANT SEEM TO READ CELTIC HAD A BEEF ON DALLAS ? DID HE SEND NEIL LENNON AN E MAIL TOO .
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HOT BRITISH SEX posted:From the comments on this article: Scottish referees seek points deductions for clubs who abuse officials. THE SOONER SCOTTISH FOOTBALL RIDS ITSELF OF MEN WHO THINK MORE OF PLACES TO MEET AND ENJOY THEIR COMPANY ...gET MY MEANING ? Sorry for the rant..... Question for Walter Smith...fancy managing a non RANGERS ?...NO didn't think so ......You couldn't lace Eddie Turnbulls boots
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Scott posted:The White Pele is back, within two minutes he sets up Berbatov... Bergkamp10 posted:how can you still love Rooney after the way he Treated UTD,you wanna be ashamed of yourself,Rooney is a MERCANERY and a TRAITOR the way he Be-Littled UTD Fergie should have Booted him out like he did with Beckham,Stam and Van Nistelrooy he have never allowed player power at UTD untill now, it proves SHREK is bigger than UTD, Fergie Bottled it big time. Scott posted:HOW can you still Love Fabregas? He is DESPERATE to leave...DESPERATE! Bergkamp10 posted:i dont love him, wenger should out him in jan if he wants to go, get rid i say,at lease we are not going to be stuck with a MERCANERY who only thinks of himself and not the club fans or players like your are,plus Rooneys taking UTd for all they got,i hope your happy with that.cos i wouldnt be. Scott posted:But seriously...Who cares about you? Bergkamp10 posted:you want to be ashamed of yourself,you aint a True UTD fan because the True UTD fans will never forgive SHREK,your just a Glory Hunter who dont care what happens to his club as long as they win Scott posted:I've been going to United for 35 years... Bergkamp10 posted:you havent been going to watch UTD for 35 years now way,your a liar, your just a GLORY HUNTING NUMPTY Scott posted:You're right, it's actually more... Bergkamp10 posted:your just a SAD WUM who lives on his own and supports what ever team is on top,you LOSER WUM = Wind-Up Merchant A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS The Wum Killer posted:You are correct Scott has been exposed before (by united fans) as a playstation boy who supports Man Utd from his bedroom. Scott posted:The Down Syndrome man has returned! Bergkamp10 posted:i bet your SHREKS love child God Bless You 606 Forums
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Iggy Pop Barker posted:board needs a sticky reading "It's Peter loving Ridsdale" asap Not gonna happen, the guy who owns it posted this: pasoti posted:Went to a St Luke Charity do last night at Home Park, they're all down this weekend, Synan, SRG, Todd and Tom Kristensen etc etc.
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bigfatspacko_uk posted:Not gonna happen, the guy who owns it posted this: almost posted that one too. choking at the logic "well, he's put two different teams' existence in peril, and cost Barnsley Premier League outgoings in agent's fees while they were still midtable League One, but he's given us a nice empty soundbite. Ridsdale in" We're completely hosed, should just throw in the towel and promote Kevin Hodges into the grown-ups chair again, let him get the old gang back together - Glen Crowe, Barrington Belgrave, Jason Peake, Phil Starbuck. Why stop there, literally bring back Dan Macauley to make THE CHAOS DEAL and finally deliver on his threats to end are club
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BBC Live Text posted:From calumfield on Twitter: "Dear Mr Abramovich, please don't sack, hire, buy or sell anyone. This is just a bad patch. Love, Chelsea fans xx" Followed by BBC Live Text posted:From Anon, on text: "Dear Mr Abramovich, please sell Ramires, Mikel and Kalou and buy Schweinsteiger and a new winger. Not good enough today but we still love you. Love Chelsea fans XXX." Jesus. (The second is what I'm talking about, the first is just to show a sane comparison) w00bi fucked around with this message at 22:17 on Nov 28, 2010 |
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w00bi posted:Followed by Seems a reasonable request
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# ? Nov 28, 2010 22:14 |
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Spurs interactive messageboard posted:Merseyside stunned by the shooting of Lennon.
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# ? Nov 28, 2010 23:44 |
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^^^ Some guy's signature on a Hearts forum: quote:Tickets this way to the Gorgie Express! Come and watch Easter Road pikeys making a mess of the lives they were given by inbreds from Leith! And Hibs, they're convinced, they are actually Brazil... What sounds on earth could EVER replace Hibs fans talking p!sh? Or Old firm fans in yer face... 'cause this, is why we reckon - and me included - is why pubs and Hearts were kindly invented, we are the Hears so lets go f*ckn mental! These are Gorgies BASIC essentials! We're worth every penny for grinding hibs axes (It’s 109 now you know)... We poo poo on Hibs heads,and, Vlad pays the taxes! Imagine Scotland without Gorgies buccaneers, who'll cum on your face for the price of a beer, we’ll drink all the whiskey and Newcastle Brown...the gorgie boys are in town! Make the Old firm history! Cheaper beer now! Make Hibs history! Cheaper beer now! Heh heh heh heh... scatter! Partay, we are the Gorgieeeeee!!!. Yep.
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From Bluemoon re: Spursmancio posted:they just are on steroids. mancio posted:ATM they are on doping mancio posted:just becouse i have got an experience against the late 90th juventus. that was the only side i never seen in my life having players able to run as the spurs run after over 90 minutes of play. but then the doctor of that juventus was sentenced by a court of the Italian republic. mancio posted:your players are on doping mate . you should pray for their future healthy if you love them. mancio posted:they are doped as much as your brain has been washed from spot of sky tv. mancio posted:maybe i'm a rag
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# ? Nov 29, 2010 02:05 |
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Hey guys are you bored of Plymouth idiots yet? I'm not, it's funny as gently caresspasoti posted:I want to see Argyle play in the top division of English football. That's what we all aspire to when we first set out on the rocky road of supporting this club, isn't it? I remember my dad telling me at my first match that 'same old Argyle' had never reached the top flight, and I also remember thinking - as kids do - that it would be different in my lifetime. That somehow, something would happen on my watch to make me the lucky one, where my great-grandad, grandad and dad (so far) before me had missed out.
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I too would sell my soul for the chance to visit Stoke.
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bigfatspacko_uk posted:Hey guys are you bored of Plymouth idiots yet? I'm not, it's funny as gently caress came here to quote this exact post. kill me. wrrrrrrrrrr
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# ? Nov 29, 2010 20:12 |
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I feel like a comparatively good poster now.
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# ? Nov 30, 2010 01:53 |
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I'm taking note of all the posters names so we can do a comparison in 12-24 months time.
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# ? Nov 30, 2010 04:02 |
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I wanna try and find some good el clasico posts but I don't speak spanish
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SteadfastMeat posted:I wanna try and find some good el clasico posts but I don't speak spanish Just check out the la liga thread on something awful.
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Outrespective posted:Just check out the la liga thread on something awful. there's only so many brap3 posts you can put in one thread
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Iggy Pop Barker posted:came here to quote this exact post. kill me. wrrrrrrrrrr "the ivor dewdney approach" is loving amazing
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# ? Nov 30, 2010 14:28 |
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also the best possible band name ever
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# ? Nov 30, 2010 19:43 |
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sell your soul to ridsdale and things'll get nasty just keep it hometown like ivor and his pasties
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Chuggo posted:sell your soul to ridsdale and things'll get nasty lmao if you haven't got a work-in-progress screenplay about the tensions in the Dewdney family over Ivor and Ron's rival companies and the battle for the key pitches outside Home Park.
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Iggy Pop Barker posted:lmao if you haven't got a work-in-progress screenplay about the tensions in the Dewdney family over Ivor and Ron's rival companies and the battle for the key pitches outside Home Park. im too busy working on Soft-Boiled: The Eggbuckland Story about the expansion over that big hill
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http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=252674.msg6536730#msg6536730quote:While we are taking poems as inspiration and not being worried about their political origins. This poem would sum up the siege mentality of Rafa's situation for me. Does quoting bad lyrics count? This had me cringing.
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HOT BRITISH SEX posted:^^^ Not sure if you know but that's based off the opening credits to Shameless. Still pretty mental though. From http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/gordonfarquhar/2010/11/whats_a_world_cup_worth.html quote:10. At 1:16pm on 30 Nov 2010, adrenilenepotato wrote:
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