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Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

Luigi Thirty posted:

jimbo eunt domus

people called jimbo they go the house?

# ? Dec 2, 2010 11:16

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# ? May 12, 2024 07:33

Furnok Dorn: Mar 30, 2004; SOCIALLY WORTHLESS SHUT-IN NERD

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_animals_with_fraudulent_diplomas

# ? Dec 2, 2010 14:21

Phenwah: Feb 3, 2003

Phenwah fucked around with this message at 22:38 on May 5, 2023

# ? Dec 2, 2010 17:03

Latro: Dec 12, 2007; Everything clever, said by someone else, I claim to be mine!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OpenBVE

open sores train simulator. ugh.

# ? Dec 2, 2010 18:07

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

Latro posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OpenBVE

open sores train simulator. ugh.

# ? Dec 2, 2010 18:15

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

haveblue posted:

why is there anime in a train simulator

nevermind

# ? Dec 2, 2010 18:24

Latro: Dec 12, 2007; Everything clever, said by someone else, I claim to be mine!

nm.

Latro fucked around with this message at 19:23 on May 13, 2011

# ? Dec 2, 2010 18:30

MindSet: Dec 21, 2008; If this goes badly, and I make a crater, I want it named after me!

[img-every-wikipedians-highschool-experience]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Rejection.jpg

# ? Dec 3, 2010 00:45

MindSet: Dec 21, 2008; If this goes badly, and I make a crater, I want it named after me!

MindSet posted:

[img-every-wikipedians-highschool-experience]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Rejection.jpg

source: own work :smith:

# ? Dec 3, 2010 00:46

Sniep: Mar 28, 2004; All I needed was that fatty blunt...

King of Breakfast

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:AppleDotMatrixPrinter.jpg

lmao look at that filth

# ? Dec 3, 2010 08:24

craisins: May 17, 2004; A DRIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!

Sniep posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:AppleDotMatrixPrinter.jpg

lmao look at that filth

the upside down half-crushed coke can is classy.

# ? Dec 3, 2010 08:28

Malloc Voidstar: May 7, 2007; Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

High Five Too Slow.jpg

edit: also the entire section http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_five#.22Too_slow.22

# ? Dec 3, 2010 10:42

Astryl: Feb 1, 2005; "15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

High Five Too Slow.jpg

edit: also the entire section http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_five#.22Too_slow.22

hahaha, thread won

# ? Dec 3, 2010 10:44

Sniep: Mar 28, 2004; All I needed was that fatty blunt...

King of Breakfast

hahahahahaha

# ? Dec 3, 2010 10:47

NOTinuyasha: Oct 17, 2006; The Great Twist

MindSet posted:

source: own work

# ? Dec 3, 2010 11:14

TiMBuS: Sep 25, 2007; LOL WUT?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Molotov_bread_basket.jpg heh

# ? Dec 3, 2010 11:27

Lamont Cranston: Sep 1, 2006; how do i shot foam

# ? Dec 3, 2010 17:45

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

THIS IMAGE WAS COPIED BY A BOT !!!

# ? Dec 3, 2010 18:23

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

efb

# ? Dec 3, 2010 18:24

TimberJoe: Oct 24, 2010; aww yeah im on this burger and shit

Winner of the PWM POTM for March 2012

Victim misses.

# ? Dec 3, 2010 18:26

Lamont Cranston: Sep 1, 2006; how do i shot foam

Lamont Cranston posted:

be honest, what yosposter hasn't seen this face before

# ? Dec 3, 2010 18:28

TimberJoe: Oct 24, 2010; aww yeah im on this burger and shit

Winner of the PWM POTM for March 2012

graph posted:

efb

Looks like you were......TOO SLOW

# ? Dec 3, 2010 18:32

that awful man: Feb 18, 2007; YOSPOS, bitch

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

High Five Too Slow.jpg

edit: also the entire section http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_five#.22Too_slow.22

that guy has what may well be the most punchable face in human history

# ? Dec 4, 2010 09:21

craisins: May 17, 2004; A DRIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

High Five Too Slow.jpg

edit: also the entire section http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_five#.22Too_slow.22

would. so hard.

# ? Dec 4, 2010 16:17

got dat wmd: Apr 28, 2009

how does a wiki page on the high five not have a picture of david putty

# ? Dec 4, 2010 16:46

LinuxGirl87: Feb 13, 2006; by Ozmaugh

Furnok Dorn posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_animals_with_fraudulent_diplomas

Graduate all cattes

# ? Dec 4, 2010 16:57

got dat wmd: Apr 28, 2009

wanna hire one of those cattes as an intern

# ? Dec 4, 2010 17:01

maniacdevnull: Apr 18, 2007; FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

LinuxGirl87 posted:

Graduate all cattes

jesus your posting is bad

were you matriculated as a child or something?

# ? Dec 4, 2010 17:02

LinuxGirl87: Feb 13, 2006; by Ozmaugh

maniacdevnull posted:

jesus your posting is bad

were you matriculated as a child or something?

Wish u had dropped out of your mother's oval office a semester early.

# ? Dec 4, 2010 17:06

cleanhands: Jun 9, 2010; My opinions, though not completely awful are expressed in a tiresome and needlessly aggressive way. Please help me to chill out.

Lamont Cranston posted:

also it's been a while since i've taken latin but "Amabo te lege" seems like a strange way to translate "Please read" i mean a direct translation would seem to be "I will love you; read." it seems like you should use a form of "volo" like "velim legas" or something

'Please do this' doesn't have a latin equivalent, you'd probably use the gerundive to implore your audience, stating that this message is something that 'should be read' (hic nuntius omnium legendum est, for example)

cleanhands fucked around with this message at 17:56 on Dec 4, 2010

# ? Dec 4, 2010 17:52

cleanhands: Jun 9, 2010; My opinions, though not completely awful are expressed in a tiresome and needlessly aggressive way. Please help me to chill out.

what I'm saying is that anyone who knows latin is smart enough not to edit wikipedia :chord:

# ? Dec 4, 2010 17:55

qirex: Feb 15, 2001

"Fembot" redirects here. For other uses, see Fembot (disambiguation).

# ? Dec 6, 2010 03:11

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

qirex posted:

"Fembot" redirects here. For other uses, see Fembot (disambiguation).

Fembot can refer to:
Gynoid, a robot designed to appear like a human female
Fembots (Austin Powers), fictional female robots in the Austin Powers movies
"Fembot (song)," an electro-pop song by Robyn, released in 2010.
The FemBots, a Canadian indie rock band

# ? Dec 6, 2010 03:13

Lamont Cranston: Sep 1, 2006; how do i shot foam

qirex posted:

"Fembot" redirects here. For other uses, see Fembot (disambiguation).

# ? Dec 6, 2010 03:15

LinuxGirl87: Feb 13, 2006; by Ozmaugh

Lamont Cranston posted:

I'd like a steaming hot cup from that. :quagmire:

# ? Dec 6, 2010 03:41

ShadowHawk: Jun 25, 2000; CERTIFIED PRE OWNED TESLA OWNER

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Verdanagate#Typeface_change

Criticism of Ikea posted:

Typeface change

IKEA caused a flap in the graphic design world in 2009 when it changed the typeface used in its catalog from Ikea Sans to Verdana, expressing a desire to unify its branding between print and web media. The controversy has been attributed to the perception of Verdana as a symbol of homogeneity in popular typography.

Time magazine and the Associated Press ran articles on the controversy including a brief interview with an IKEA representative, focusing on the opinions of typographers and designers. Design and advertising industry-focused publications such as Business Week joined the fray of online posts. The branding critic blog, Brand New, was one of those using the Verdanagate name. The Australian online daily news site Crikey also published an article on the controversy. The Guardian ran an article asking "Ikea is changing its font to Verdana � causing outrage among typomaniacs. Should the rest of us care? Absolutely." The New York Times said the change to Verdana "is so offensive to many because it seems like a slap at the principles of design by a company that has been hailed for its adherence to them."

Labour practices

In November 2009, Ikea, along with Abercrombie & Fitch, Gymboree, Hanes, Kohl�s, LL Bean, Pier 1, Propper International, and Walmart, was added to the 2010 Sweatshop Hall of Shame by labour rights group International Labor Rights Forum.

# ? Dec 6, 2010 23:48

Coffee Jones: Jul 4, 2004; 16 bit? Back when we was kids we only got a single bit on Christmas, as a treat
And we had to share it!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_chics

This is a list of notable chics. No Further Explanation.

# ? Dec 7, 2010 00:25

Lamont Cranston: Sep 1, 2006; how do i shot foam

"Crack chick" is a style derived from the grunge days, it is not unlike the "derelicte" fashion depicted in Zoolander.

# ? Dec 7, 2010 00:31

Sniep: Mar 28, 2004; All I needed was that fatty blunt...

King of Breakfast

and a great battle reached the internet

# ? Dec 7, 2010 02:45

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# ? May 12, 2024 07:33

Panty Saluter: Jan 17, 2004; Making learning fun!

Sniep posted:

and a great battle reached the internet

did you do that on purpose

# ? Dec 7, 2010 02:47

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