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Lilosh fucked around with this message at 07:20 on Dec 4, 2010 |
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JudicialRestraints posted:Put the letter from the access group in the prepaid envelop northeastern sent you. this is the correct answer.
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# ? Dec 4, 2010 06:02 |
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scribe jones posted:this is the correct answer. yeah i mean you gotta do this. alternatively take a photo of your middle finger and send that in.
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# ? Dec 4, 2010 06:33 |
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scribe jones posted:this is the correct answer. actually it's northeastern so the envelope probably isn't even prepaid lmao. hope you have $0.44 left over after buying whiskey!!
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# ? Dec 4, 2010 06:38 |
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Anyone have ideas for non-legal jobs in Austin? I've been applying to office jobs/pretty much anything I can find that isn't retail/food service and I've got nothing so far.
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# ? Dec 4, 2010 06:56 |
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CmdrSmirnoff posted:So tonight I have to write another 1000 words for one paper, polish up another, and rewrite/add to a third based on comments received when I presented it to a government body today. That'll bring me to Saturday, which gives me 48 hours to research and write a paper that's 7500 words minimum. Coke will just make you not give a poo poo about any stupid papers and be happy, this is a good strategy as long as you can keep doing cocaine forever
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# ? Dec 4, 2010 07:15 |
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Defenestration posted:By living in the United States, you consent to constant and systemic violations of your person and property in order to further entrench and enrich the ruling class Yea pretty much this. Edit: also I didn't give Petey the lmaos he deserved with the "old fashioned" joke a week ago, sorry. Here is a belated lmao.
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# ? Dec 4, 2010 16:52 |
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So in this Maryland required ethics seminar I have been advised to break over a half dozen ethical canons within 2 hours. Like "this is how to pad your bill" and lying is ok and threatening opposing counsel with a hatchet is an ok thing to promise your client you'll do.
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# ? Dec 4, 2010 17:08 |
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gently caress it, I'm going to the UH-UNLV game and getting bombed tonight. It doesn't count if it's a Saturday right?
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# ? Dec 4, 2010 20:01 |
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After some careful analysis...
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# ? Dec 4, 2010 21:08 |
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Litany posted:After some careful analysis... Counterpoint: My ex only got a 154 on the LSAT. She went to a TTT same as me. She is now an attorney with DOJ.
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# ? Dec 4, 2010 21:20 |
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Stunt Rock posted:Counterpoint: My ex only got a 154 on the LSAT. She went to a TTT same as me. She is now an attorney with DOJ. Counterpoint: Every other piece of evidence in this thread.
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# ? Dec 4, 2010 21:27 |
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HiddenReplaced posted:Counterpoint: Every other piece of evidence in this thread. Well duh but it's a particularly frustrating and stinging counter-example.
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# ? Dec 4, 2010 21:29 |
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HiddenReplaced posted:Counterpoint: Every other piece of evidence in this thread.
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# ? Dec 4, 2010 21:34 |
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Stunt Rock posted:Counterpoint: My ex only got a 154 on the LSAT. She went to a TTT same as me. She is now an attorney with DOJ. My cousin didn't break 150 iirc. He graduated in '09 from Touro and is in JAG now. but he also was a terrific student who had wonderful LORs, just tests incredibly poorly
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# ? Dec 4, 2010 21:47 |
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Yeah what's the deal with JAG? Barry Law of Florida keeps running admissions ads in my university newspaper with their "success stories" - they've all gone on to JAG.
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# ? Dec 4, 2010 22:11 |
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gvibes posted:To the contrary, if you are a midlevel patent litigator who graduated in top 15% of a T14 school, and have an undergrad degree in EE, CompE, or CS, there are options out there! First I read that as "medieval patent litigator". That job would be awesome. patenting things like leeches and sandwiches Though it would be one of the more boring exhibits at King Richard's Faire
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# ? Dec 4, 2010 22:18 |
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Anthropolis posted:Yeah what's the deal with JAG? Barry Law of Florida keeps running admissions ads in my university newspaper with their "success stories" - they've all gone on to JAG. The deal with JAG is that it's wonderful. It's also very difficult to get into anymore. The pay, benefits, and work hours of a military officer is going to be far superior to the job opportunities of the overwhelming majority of law students.
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# ? Dec 4, 2010 22:45 |
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How messed up is this profession that the military is one of the cushier jobs you can get
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# ? Dec 4, 2010 22:55 |
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Ainsley McTree posted:How messed up is this profession that the military is one of the cushier jobs you can get pretty messed up!!
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# ? Dec 4, 2010 23:17 |
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William Munny posted:Anyone have ideas for non-legal jobs in Austin? I've been applying to office jobs/pretty much anything I can find that isn't retail/food service and I've got nothing so far. Work QA for one of the many, many videogame companies in the area.
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# ? Dec 5, 2010 01:14 |
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Ainsley McTree posted:First I read that as "medieval patent litigator". That job would be awesome. patenting things like leeches and sandwiches I also read it as medieval patent litigator. "Studying for finals" isn't really that bad which means I'm probably doing it wrong but whatever. Hopefully I can music-man this bitch.
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# ? Dec 5, 2010 06:26 |
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Ainsley McTree posted:First I read that as "medieval patent litigator". That job would be awesome. patenting things like leeches and sandwiches A delivery system for meat (fig 1) and bread (fig 2)...
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# ? Dec 5, 2010 08:19 |
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Alaemon posted:A delivery system for meat (fig 1) and bread (fig 2)... If it sinks it's protected If it floats it's an infringement and must be burned Are those patent terms? I dunno I'm barely a lawyer
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# ? Dec 5, 2010 08:38 |
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Ainsley McTree posted:If it sinks it's FTFY
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# ? Dec 5, 2010 09:23 |
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Solomon Grundy posted:If I worked out of my basement and billed and collected 1000 hours per year at $100 per hour with no overhead, that would be pretty good, too. But I don't generate enough of my own clients to make that feasible. I think it's possible to have an office that has a very professional presentation without killing yourself on overhead. I like to think I've done a good job at keeping my overhead low - I'm in an office share and split an office with a close friend of mine from law school. I use Google Voice for a free business number and an online fax number for faxes (even though faxes are so loving outdated it frustrates me when I have to use it). Besides rent, the biggest overhead expense I have is by far malpractice insurance. In Oregon, we're required to have malpractice insurance through the state-bar run insurance company. I will pay around $2500 next year for coverage, and that is with a discount for new members of the bar (not because they feel sorry for us, but because newer lawyers have less clients and still actually call their clients back). Add in another $450 in bar dues, just to have the privilege of saying "I'm a lawyer." My understanding is in other states malpractice insurance isn't run by the bar and thus is far cheaper, which annoys the hell out of me, but whatever. The experience of starting a practice has educated me on how a firm operates, and if I ever have the opportunity and/or decide I want to be an associate, I'll be a better employee because I understand how a lot of this poo poo works. I've talked to my friends who have taken firm positions, and it's a bit scary how little they know about the basics of being a lawyer, like how IOLTA accounting should work and even what system they use for conflict checks beyond "I just hand the client intake sheet to the receptionist." And yeah, rainmaking is a fundamental challenge. It's especially hard for me since I am not a natural schmoozer and I don't have the budget for a really significant marketing campaign, but I'm constantly working at it and I guess only time will tell whether I'll be successful or not. I do not blame people at all for partnering up/working for a firm where they don't have to worry about bringing clients in.
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Ainsley McTree posted:If it sinks it's protected What is claimed is: 1. A formulation capable of delivering an effective dose of active ingredient over a prolonged period of time without upsetting the balance of humours so as to create active ingredient products comprising about 65 to about 75 percent by weight of active ingredient. 2. The formulation of claim 1 wherein the active ingredient is arsenic and wherein the formulation is useful in the therapeutic treatment of black death. 3. The formulation of claim 2 in the form of a poultice. 4. A method of treating black death in humans comprising administering an effective amount of the formulation of claim 2. 5. The method of claim 4 wherein administering an effective amount of the formulation further comprises: soaking the formulation in a soft moist mass; heating the soft moist mass; and spreading the soft moist mass on cloth over skin. 6. The method of claim 4 further comprising drawing out evil vapours. 7. The method of claim 6 wherein the evil vapours are drawn out by administering about 3 to about 6 leeches over a prolonged period of time. 8. The method of claim 7 further comprising: determining that the evil vapours have been drawn out; determining that the humours are in balance; and stopping the administration of leeches. 9. The method of claim 7 further comprising administering about 3 additional leeches during springtime and/or to patients having a sanguine temperament. Ersatz fucked around with this message at 10:01 on Dec 5, 2010 |
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My friend toured Cooley this weekend because he was in Lansing and applied there. They told him that Cooley is ranked higher than UCLA (his UG)....how does Cooley get away with claiming they're ranked higher than UCLA? Isn't UCLA like 15th and Cooley is somewhere in the hundreds?
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thats the beauty of making your own ranking system
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# ? Dec 5, 2010 12:29 |
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Colorblind Pilot posted:My friend toured Cooley this weekend because he was in Lansing and applied there. They told him that Cooley is ranked higher than UCLA (his UG)....how does Cooley get away with claiming they're ranked higher than UCLA? Isn't UCLA like 15th and Cooley is somewhere in the hundreds? Cooley makes up their own ranking system
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Cooley: We're ranked higher than UCLA in number of snow days
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# ? Dec 5, 2010 14:27 |
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mushi posted:I think it's possible to have an office that has a very professional presentation without killing yourself on overhead. I like to think I've done a good job at keeping my overhead low - I'm in an office share and split an office with a close friend of mine from law school. I use Google Voice for a free business number and an online fax number for faxes (even though faxes are so loving outdated it frustrates me when I have to use it). I agree completely. Unfortunately, my partners don't know how to use computers and dictate everything for transcription. One of my partners doesn't even have a computer, and any emails go to his secretary, who prints them out and puts them in in his inbox, where he can dictate responses. If I was not reliant upon these folks to generate work for me, I could escape a ton of overhead. mushi posted:And yeah, rainmaking is a fundamental challenge. It's especially hard for me since I am not a natural schmoozer and I don't have the budget for a really significant marketing campaign, but I'm constantly working at it and I guess only time will tell whether I'll be successful or not. I do not blame people at all for partnering up/working for a firm where they don't have to worry about bringing clients in. I do worry about bringing clients in, because at the end of the year, everyone forgets that they needed me to do the actual work. Instead, they look at the columns of numbers representing what everyone billed and collected, and my number is small and their number is big. But beyond the frustrations I mention above, I don't have a lot of worries. I hand the conflict check form to a secretary, I give any checks and invoices to the office manager, my bar dues get paid and someone reports my CLE hours for me. My partners generate some very interesting work and I have lots of autonomy after they send it over to me. My draw check never bounces, and when I have a challenging situation, there are greybeards to bounce it off of. For those benefits, I give away a lot of money that I could capture if I had their clients and my comfort level with technology.
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Ersatz posted:What is claimed is: all claims rejected under 103, claims 4-9 rejected under 112 2nd, claims 7-9 rejected under 112 2nd.
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Baruch Obamawitz posted:all claims rejected under 103, claims 4-9 rejected under 112 2nd, claims 7-9 rejected under 112 2nd. I love tax law, so I'm no stranger to arcane things, but my god this whole line of medieval patent stuff is incredibly gross. How do you people stay awake?!
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Ainsley McTree posted:If it sinks it's protected The only IP terms I know are "novel and nonobvious" and that's because I have a friend who practices in that field and that's one of the headers on her blog.
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# ? Dec 5, 2010 17:04 |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGPahA5WSCw&feature=player_embedded! "My outline is 800 pages long, you pimp!" should be in every law school brochure, under a picture of a smiling, attractive, diverse looking law student. Also all law students should bite on unlit tobacco pipes in the library.
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TheSqueeze posted:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGPahA5WSCw&feature=player_embedded! I'm kind of surprised there hasn't been more Law Revue parodying this scene because most Law Revue is stupid BTW I have an idea for a video and it's going to be fabulous
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# ? Dec 5, 2010 21:41 |
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Just thought I would come post this for a little exam demotivation. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%96Kruger_effect Wikipedia posted:The Dunning–Kruger effect is a cognitive bias in which unskilled people make poor decisions and reach erroneous conclusions, but their incompetence denies them the metacognitive ability to realize their mistakes.[1] The unskilled therefore suffer from illusory superiority, rating their own ability as above average, much higher than it actually is, while the highly skilled underrate their abilities, suffering from illusory inferiority. This leads to the situation in which less competent people rate their own ability higher than more competent people. It also explains why actual competence may weaken self-confidence. Competent individuals falsely assume that others have an equivalent understanding. "Thus, the miscalibration of the incompetent stems from an error about the self, whereas the miscalibration of the highly competent stems from an error about others."
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Baruch Obamawitz posted:all claims rejected under 103, claims 4-9 rejected under 112 2nd, claims 7-9 rejected under 112 2nd. I forgot to reject claims 1-3 under 112 2nd also
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Omerta posted:Just thought I would come post this for a little exam demotivation.
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