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Joining the "eat some trash" favorite line club. Also: "Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy?? It changes everything! I'd have to dress different, I'd have to act different. I'd have to grow a mustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions.. Plus I'd need a new bedspread, new curtains, I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. I'd have to get new friends, I'd have to get orgy friends. I'm not ready for it.."
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I swear to god, some of these exchanges are even funnier in written form than they were on the show. Being a writer for Seinfeld had to be one of the best jobs to ever exist.
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Nov 28, 2010 00:40
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"A sitcom? How can you write that crap? Carol, this guy's writing a sitcom. Can you imagine? And he actually tried to use it to hit on me!"
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Nov 28, 2010 01:31
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I know it's probably been posted a hundred times before, but I don't care. I'm watching the series in order and just got to this moment and I couldn't stop laughing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSHEt1dROZY
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Nov 28, 2010 02:02
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The noise Newman makes here. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7IPnPTF7fA#t=5m15s will never not make me laugh.
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Nov 28, 2010 02:24
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ChairMaster posted:The noise Newman makes here. The best part of that sound is that they used it in the Castle Rock company credit at the end of that episode. Instead of the final chord, they used that quack.
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Nov 28, 2010 02:37
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They do that with a bunch of sounds/dialogue in the last 2 seasons. "MANDELBAUM! MANDELBAUM! MANDELBAUM!" *sausage-making polka* *Newman's scream of terror from driving through an inferno* "Really one for the books!" Just to name a few.
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Let me understand. You got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So who's having sex with the hen?
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"George: I have to have sex." "I used to share that outlook. Now I have so much to occupy my mind. For instance: the atom." "Goodbye, George. I hate you." "What a fascinating turn of events."
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Nov 29, 2010 02:54
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I love the episode that opens with George frankly laying out to Jerry,"You know I've looked into it and I cannot foresee any set of circumstances occurring in which I will get to have sex ever again...."
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Nov 29, 2010 02:55
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mojo1701a posted:Let me understand. You got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So who's having sex with the hen? Somethin's Missin'!
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Nov 29, 2010 03:01
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HAPPY PAPPY?
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Capt. Sticl posted:Somethin's Missin'! Somethins missin' alright
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Heartstrings Tugboat posted:LUBECK: No. They have a display case at the end of the aisle. ELAINE: Get well, get well soon, we want you to get well!
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Nov 29, 2010 04:12
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penismightier posted:"George: I have to have sex." Of course! Absolute zero!
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DrBouvenstein posted:ELAINE: Get well, get well soon, we want you to get well! Elaine, do you know what happens to a butter-based frosting after six decades in a poorly ventilated English basement? I have a feeling that what you are about to go through is punishment enough. Dismissed.
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DrBouvenstein posted:ELAINE: Get well, get well soon, we want you to get well! What a stirring little anthem of wellness!
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I just re-watched "The Rye" today, after many years and I just realized I'd never got the underlying oral sex joke. Holy poo poo, it was a huge  moment. I guess I was too young to catch this. I used to think the "hot and heavy" subplot was boring, and today I burst out laughing when her boyfriend couldn't play the sax well.
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Jerusalem posted:I love the episode that opens with George frankly laying out to Jerry,"You know I've looked into it and I cannot foresee any set of circumstances occurring in which I will get to have sex ever again...." After going through all the episodes consecutively, that's definitely one of the moments where Seinfeld becomes Seinfeld.
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My dad went to Costco the other day, and brought back the coupons. If any Canadian Costco-going Seinfeld fans are interested, they are selling the complete DVD set for $99. AND if you get the coupon before Dec. 5, there's a $20 off coupon. It's another Festivus miracle!
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This must be why Jerry didn't get picked up in Japan.quote:This guy, this is not my type of guy. http://www.translationparty.com/#8335812
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JustFrakkingDoIt posted:This must be why Jerry didn't get picked up in Japan. He should have brought them some more oranges.
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So you would have done it in Japan, but in English?
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JustFrakkingDoIt posted:This must be why Jerry didn't get picked up in Japan. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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I'm up to season 5 now, and I think The Barber might just be my favourite episode so far. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCwvlJqsBio The way Gino walks toward the TV in curiosity kills me.
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JustFrakkingDoIt posted:This must be why Jerry didn't get picked up in Japan. What does "equilibrium" mean in this context, and why does it mean that it totally drops the negative portion of the sentence?
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stratdax posted:What does "equilibrium" mean in this context, and why does it mean that it totally drops the negative portion of the sentence? When the translation algorithm goes from one language to the next and back again, without the sentence in the first language having changed it has reached equilibrium. I have no idea how the translation program works nor do I know much Japanese. I think the idea of the site is just to have fun with languages being sort of incompatible. Like this scene from Newsradio.
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I think I might have had a George moment. There's a small bus type that circles around downtown here, and I was riding on it a few days ago when I noticed some old lady had forgotten her umbrella on the window. It was one of those with a handle like a hook, and she had hooked it on the open window and left the bus on her stop without minding it, and I only noticed it way after she'd left it. So I caught myself thinking "well, the umbrella is just hanging there, if she remembers where she left it she won't go through the trouble of chasing this bus. The bus company probably won't care about it either. It'd be cheaper and faster to buy a new umbrella. And it's got a hook-shaped handle. Mine has just a straight handle and that's pretty inconvient when I need to carry it and use my hand. But I can't simply reach out and grab it..." so I decided to wait a while until the bus emptied. Unfortunately it got fuller, and this girl came in, noticed it and make a huge commotion because she thought it belong to a man who left way after the old lady.
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Crimsonjewfro posted:There's a small bus type that circles around downtown here, and I was riding on it a few days ago when I noticed some old lady had forgotten her umbrella on the window. It was one of those with a handle like a hook, and she had hooked it on the open window and left the bus on her stop without minding it, and I only noticed it way after she'd left it. So I caught myself thinking "well, the umbrella is just hanging there, if she remembers where she left it she won't go through the trouble of chasing this bus. The bus company probably won't care about it either. It'd be cheaper and faster to buy a new umbrella. And it's got a hook-shaped handle. Mine has just a straight handle and that's pretty inconvient when I need to carry it and use my hand. But I can't simply reach out and grab it..." so I decided to wait a while until the bus emptied. Unfortunately it got fuller, and this girl came in, noticed it and make a huge commotion because she thought it belong to a man who left way after the old lady. Why would anyone buy an umbrella? Restaurants have them for free in that little can by the door.
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DrBouvenstein posted:Why would anyone buy an umbrella? Restaurants have them for free in that little can by the door. This was the only suitable reply.
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DrBouvenstein posted:Why would anyone buy an umbrella? Restaurants have them for free in that little can by the door. ...Those belong to people.
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I just noticed how much Jerry slobbers after Poppy pees on his sofa. There's a huge glob of spit that falls off his chin.
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No. 9 posted:I just noticed how much Jerry slobbers after Poppy pees on his sofa. There's a huge glob of spit that falls off his chin. When he grabs/shakes Kramer, some water from Kramer's bottle gets in Jerry's mouth, I think. I know that happens in some episode, and I think it's right then. edit: yep, found the scene. This was posted earlier in the thread: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Kceo8gMnOI#t=4m40s User-Friendly fucked around with this message at 05:59 on Dec 15, 2010 |
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User-Friendly posted:When he grabs/shakes Kramer, some water from Kramer's bottle gets in Jerry's mouth, I think. I know that happens in some episode, and I think it's right then. I was watching this episode today on my PVR and I ended up watching this part frame by frame. It's really hilarious how the water goes right into his mouth. I'm glad Jerry kept it together and they got the take.
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I always get really surprised when an episode I've never seen comes on. I'm watching the one where Jerry is sleeping with his maid, George wants to be T-Bone, and Kramer keeps sending faxes to Elaine's phone.
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MokBa posted:George wants to be T-Bone KOKO! 
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You know, if I could get this Koko woman down to Kruger, they wouldn't be able to call me Koko anymore because Kruger would never allow 2 Kokos.
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safety dan posted:You know, if I could get this Koko woman down to Kruger, they wouldn't be able to call me Koko anymore because Kruger would never allow 2 Kokos. So.... you're just hiring new people now? That's your job, to hire people?
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Amazon has a "One Day Sale" for the complete series, if anyone's interested. $85. http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000VECAEE/ref=ord_cart_shr?t=slicinc-20&tag=slicinc-20&ie=UTF8&m=ATVPDKIKX0DER
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