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All the myths are a lie, you can kill a vampire by hitting it kinda hard with anything and it will shatter. Apparently. That movie was almost unbearably bad even with Riffing.
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Wiseblood posted:I thought the fight scene was terrible. They spend the majority of the movie building up this "newborn army" as some massive threat and they end up getting defeated with little effort. Better than the first two movies skipping the fight scenes, or even a climax at all, at least.
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Dec 6, 2010 20:27
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Dec 6, 2010 21:29
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IUG posted:Via Facebook: Guess they realized that it wasn't going to work. Makes sense though since the previous time they tried to have a live show (Planet of the Dinosaurs) it failed in exactly the same way. I guess this means they'll just be sticking to doing the live stuff as a theater simulcast from now on. I can see why they wanted to avoid that though since this way they don't have to any profit sharing with Fathom.
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Dec 6, 2010 21:58
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Hey, quick question, would any of you guys happen to know Bonesaw's current state of preparedness?
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Tony Danza Claus posted:Hey, quick question, would any of you guys happen to know Bonesaw's current state of preparedness? BONESAW IS NOT READY
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Dec 6, 2010 23:11
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I've been watching Horr-Riff-ic Productions' iRiffs all day: the first five Friday the 13ths and, now, My Bloody Valentine. They're the only iRiffs I've bought so far, but they're good stuff.
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Dec 7, 2010 02:03
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IUG posted:Via Facebook: Good, I had no faith in that working out as a livestream. But I will be more than happy to buy it as a VoD (and again when they inevitably put it out as a DVD next year).
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Dec 7, 2010 02:17
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What was with the icy shattering of the vampires flesh and bone? They didn't even explain it! Bastards. The riff was good but the movie is so boring it can't really be saved by anything.
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Dec 8, 2010 18:06
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I'm glad I'm not the only one who struggled to pay attention to the movie. Even with the riff, it was really slow and boring. I was ready to turn it off at that awkward hypothermia scene.
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Dec 8, 2010 19:06
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I cannot comprehend how there can be so many twilight followers. It's like trying to understand why dogs eat their own poo poo or something. This film has absolutely nothing going for it. I must say, in terms of being terrible, it might be comparable to airbender. The 'trax was loving hilarious though, there were so many big laughs. My favorite line has to be with bella's father,"My daughter's not worth it guys." The dialog between jacob and edward was so loving unbearable. If they weren't pretty noone would have a reason to watch it. gently caress. bruckner fucked around with this message at 01:57 on Dec 9, 2010 |
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Dec 9, 2010 01:53
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bruckner posted:If they weren't pretty noone would have a reason to watch it. gently caress. And of course it depends on your definition of "pretty".
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Dec 9, 2010 02:55
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Ensign_Ricky posted:And of course it depends on your definition of "pretty". "Sparkly" and "PECS!" seem to be the only definition. Edward constantly looks doped out of his mind on thorazine and Jacob just seems... kind of plain, really. Dude's cut, I'll give him that, but otherwise pretty plain.
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Dec 9, 2010 12:37
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bruckner posted:My favorite line has to be with bella's father,"My daughter's not worth it guys." Every line with the father is amazing. "Sit down and have a bowl of plaid."
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Dec 9, 2010 13:03
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Ayabi posted:Every line with the father is amazing. "Sit down and have a bowl of plaid." In one of the other ones, maybe new moon, Bella's having one of her screaming depressed fits, and the riffs are all about her father yelling for her to come down and watch some bloopers show or something. It's great.
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Dec 9, 2010 13:23
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Ayabi posted:Every line with the father is amazing. "Sit down and have a bowl of plaid." Woo! Team Mustache Dad!
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Vicissitude posted:"Sparkly" and "PECS!" seem to be the only definition. Edward constantly looks doped out of his mind on thorazine and Jacob just seems... kind of plain, really. Dude's cut, I'll give him that, but otherwise pretty plain. And whatshername looks constantly stoned as her character and in real life. Her constant vapid expression is infuriating.
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Dec 9, 2010 20:30
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I'm watching Jedi with the Rifftrax right now, and Threepio's "Oh! How horrid!" immediately followed by "A gungan!" absolutely cracked me up.
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So the plot of the 3rd movie is that there's going to be a huge fight at the end, which happens off screen, and nobody is hurt or killed in the fight? I swear, being a teenage girl should be outlawed. e: Also have to love that Harpo now has an inexplicable Texan accent. They give his origin story in this movie, but he didn't have the accent until now when we find out he was a confederate soldier. Guess the makers of the first two movies hadn't read the third book. The Anime Liker fucked around with this message at 23:28 on Dec 9, 2010 |
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Dec 9, 2010 23:19
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At least they featured the cute-haired vampire girl more in this one. That's about the only thing I can say that's good about that movie at all. Mustache Dad is my new favorite reoccurring character, overtaking "Snausages?!?!" Dog(s)
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Dec 9, 2010 23:26
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Universe Master posted:In one of the other ones, maybe new moon, Bella's having one of her screaming depressed fits, and the riffs are all about her father yelling for her to come down and watch some bloopers show or something. When she has her little emo whiny scream-fits, the riff says something like "alright, she's out of here first thing in the morning!" Then at the end of the movie, when Edward and Bella are "reconciling," it says, "Bella, that episode of Cheaters where the host gets stabbed is on! Oh, I'm not interrupting anything romantic, am I??" I am definitely Team Mustache Dad.
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Dec 10, 2010 00:22
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Tony Danza Claus posted:e: Also have to love that Harpo now has an inexplicable Texan accent. They give his origin story in this movie, but he didn't have the accent until now when we find out he was a confederate soldier. Guess the makers of the first two movies hadn't read the third book. What's better is that he doesn't even seem to have it at the beginning of the movie, it only shows up after he tells his origin story.
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bruckner posted:I cannot comprehend how there can be so many twilight followers. It's like trying to understand why dogs eat their own poo poo or something. Wish fulfillment for women, similar to Transformers 1 or any other movie with a typical hero's arc centered around a young nerdy/geeky male that ends up with the hot chick at the end.
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Ayabi posted:Every line with the father is amazing. "Sit down and have a bowl of plaid." "Look, how many monkeys will this take!?" and "I'm wearing my boyfriend-meeting toupee, what more do you want!?" are up there for me. Mustache Dad 
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I had the misfortune of watching Airbender and Eclipse on consecutive nights. I can't believe I'm saying this but Eclipse was a better movie (not making it a good movie by any stretch). Maybe I'm used to the Twilight movies inexplicable way of delivering. their. lines. like. this - but somehow the acting seemed Oscar quality compared to the completely embarassing performances of Airbender. Maybe I'm just basing this comparison off the fact that Harpo was in both of the movies, or that the riff was much better (or at least they were having fun, Airbender was clearly making them miserable less than 10 minutes in). Eclipse at least had some polish and delivered what it's fanbase was looking for. Airbender was a spectactular big budget failure in every regard, I haven't seen a movie so disjointed and poorly edited since Battlefield Earth. Anyway, the best Riff line was "Most of my favorite nights were Degrassi Marathons on Nick!". Yes, Edward, I can relate 
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Universe Master posted:What's better is that he doesn't even seem to have it at the beginning of the movie, it only shows up after he tells his origin story. To be fair to the horrible movie, he had like 3 lines total in the other two movies, and after 130 years I'd expect that he'd learn to talk with a different accent to try to fit in with the rest of his family.
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I really wish the Rifftrax site would tell you in the cart if you already own a track. I accidentally bought the Star Trek 2009 tack twice. Dammit! [edit] Wow, already got it refunded after five minutes of sending a e-mail about it. Very impressive. Rirse fucked around with this message at 19:16 on Dec 10, 2010 |
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Rirse posted:I really wish the Rifftrax site would tell you in the cart if you already own a track. I accidentally bought the Star Trek 2009 tack twice. Dammit! It actually does tell you on the catalog and product pages if you're logged in.
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What the gently caress was Eclipse? And why the hell do vampires turn to porcelain when you hit them?
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weekly font posted:And why the hell do vampires turn to porcelain when you hit them? From http://features.cgsociety.org/story_custom.php?story_id=5881: "There is a certain level of beautiful horror about the way vampires die. The shatter effect deals with the Twilight lore in that vampires can't be killed because they are a crystalline form of their former human selves. The only way they can be killed is by another vampire or by the jaws of the wolves." 
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Dec 11, 2010 13:35
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Teix posted:From http://features.cgsociety.org/story_custom.php?story_id=5881: God I hate that woman so much right now.
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Here's a screen capture from the calendar short.  That is one wicked camel toe.
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She has been cleft in twain!
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Dec 12, 2010 09:09
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The riffs with "video download" next to them come with the clips automatically right? I don't have to go searching for the corresponding video? Also, is it difficult to synch the audio without using something like audacity? I mean something like playing the file on a stereo while the movie plays.
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The 19th Person posted:The riffs with "video download" next to them come with the clips automatically right? I don't have to go searching for the corresponding video? Yes. Video downloads are the shorts and some Legend Films-owned stuff. You can synch the audio with any program that plays MP3 files. Or an MP3 player. Depending on the riff, the MP3 file can drift a bit and get out of synch. That's why I always re-author the whole thing.
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Dec 13, 2010 00:18
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My parents were huge fans of MST3K (and bad movies in general) and for Christmas I want to get them some rifftrax, but they hate sitting down in front of a computer to watch a movie. How feasible is buying a riff, burning it to a CD, and playing it on a CD player? Also, I'm afraid I might incite some kind of fan-riot with this, but what riffs do you guys recommend me get? I already have DVDs of Forbidden Zone (which has no riff, yes, but is also a movie that fascinates me with everything I hear about its plot) and Plan 9, and nearly every riff on the catalog is for a movie my family doesn't own, which I'd buy as well.
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The main problem that I see is that a CD won't be long enough to hold a feature length riff. There are guides out there for burning pre-synched Rifftrax DVDs. That's probably the way to go if you want to make it easy for them.
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Can't go wrong with Harry Potter movies. Twilight got pretty reamed and well. Star Trek and Beowulf are personal favorites of mine and all 7 Star Wars Riffs (Holiday Special is particularly cringeworthy) are gold.
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Day. After. Tomorrow.
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