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rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

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mr_jim
Oct 30, 2006

OUT OF THE DARK

Jonny 290 posted:

catte up high, can see it all

including the dust
which will come down with the catte

inverted catte haiku

Midelne
Jun 19, 2002

I shouldn't trust the phones. They're full of gas.

rotor posted:



maybe bad picture but cat looks dirty + poor-quality coat, wanna forcibly adopt dat cat

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

nail posted:

make a feather duster skirt for the cat

a: feed catte until tummy wattles sweep the floor
b: chase catte
c: enjoy clean house

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Jonny 290 posted:

a: feed catte until tummy wattles sweep the floor
b: chase catte
c: enjoy clean house

d: go "euugh" when cat jumps on you and gets you dusty as hell

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
catte should be self cleaning at this point

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Jonny 290 posted:

catte should be self cleaning at this point

at that point your basically just training your cat to clean the floors with his tongue

poor thing shittin dust bunnies and loose pennies

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
why not just buy a bunch of stuffed tribbles and a roomba and some glue

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Jonny 290 posted:

catte should be self cleaning at this point

norman and cheese both like to go outside and roll in the dirt and then come sit on me. they also like to go get soaking wet in the rain and then play the "pet me...lol i'm wet" game

filthy little fuckers

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

rotor posted:

at that point your basically just training your cat to clean the floors with his tongue

poor thing shittin dust bunnies and loose pennies
this catte ate the entire string out of a hoodie hood and shatte it out with no intervention when she was five months old
she a tuffcat, also likes dust

devmd01
Mar 7, 2006

Elektronik
Supersonik
219 hang out on top of hot air vents err'y day

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rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome


cats. love. radiators.

fork bomb
Apr 26, 2010

:shroom::shroom:

z0ratio sexhaver posted:



wanna go to this christmas party

nail posted:

make a feather duster skirt for the cat

TOO SCSI FOR MY CAT
Oct 12, 2008

this is what happens when you take UI design away from engineers and give it to a bunch of hipster art student "designers"

rotor posted:

                            what the gently caress do you want?
                                         /

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

fork bomb posted:

wanna go to this christmas party




that is an interestingly colored cat

Kirk
Sep 22, 2003

graph posted:

that is an interestingly colored cat

looks like a snowshoe

Midelne
Jun 19, 2002

I shouldn't trust the phones. They're full of gas.

Kirk posted:

looks like a snowshoe

i bought a friend snowshoes for christmas this year

he lives in florida :xd:

Kirk
Sep 22, 2003

quote:

Snowshoes are generally affectionate and sweet-tempered, yet still mellow.[2][3] They enjoy the company of humans and being petted, and are compatible with children and other pets.[2] Snowshoes are very social and docile, and show great devotion and love towards their owners.[2] Consequently, the breed dislike being left alone for long periods of time and are able to cope with working hours more if they have another cat companion.[3] Snowshoes may express themselves and their complaints vocally, though their meows are not as loud as the Siamese.[2][3] The cats are also noted as being intelligent; they can learn to open various types of doors, and can be taught tricks, especially fetch.[3] Snowshoes also enjoy water, particularly running water, and may on occasion swim.[2][3] Though very active, they are not restless or easily agitatable, and they have a fondness for perching and high places.[3]

uh

90% of that could apply to most cats

Bicycle SexFucker
Aug 15, 2007

I have zero interest in marriage.

Kirk posted:

uh

90% of that could apply to most cats

I see what you did there.

Midelne
Jun 19, 2002

I shouldn't trust the phones. They're full of gas.

Kirk posted:

uh

90% of that could apply to most cats

not my cat

my cat can't even open cupboards, let alone doors

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
our cat has learned to slam and bang on a cabinet door until the little latch springs open, then she goes inside and takes a nap

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Kirk posted:

looks like a snowshoe

uh it looks like a cat

e: didnt know snowshoe was a type of cat

flyboi
Oct 13, 2005

agg stop posting
College Slice
mom called to tell me she adopted a maine coon at the humane society today :3:

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

flyboi posted:

mom called to tell me she adopted a maine coon at the humane society today :3:

tell your loving mom to post pics already goddamn

flyboi
Oct 13, 2005

agg stop posting
College Slice

graph posted:

tell your loving mom to post pics already goddamn

dude she still signs into aol before using firefox and she has had cable internet since 1999


she uses 35mm film still

gonna see if i can get some pics next weekend though

Astryl
Feb 1, 2005

"15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

flyboi posted:

dude she still signs into aol before using firefox and she has had cable internet since 1999


she uses 35mm film still

gonna see if i can get some pics next weekend though

your mom is backwards as hell

devmd01
Mar 7, 2006

Elektronik
Supersonik

Do Not Fear Jazz posted:

your mom is backwards as hell

why the hell else you think she popped flyboi out?

Bicycle SexFucker
Aug 15, 2007

I have zero interest in marriage.

devmd01 posted:

why the hell else you think she popped flyboi out?

:drat:

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Do Not Fear Jazz posted:

your mom is backwards as hell

i'm suprised she didn't adopt a horseshoe crab instead

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
can't be troubled with these new fangled "vertebrates", or whatever the kids call them

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Trig Discipline posted:

i'm suprised she didn't adopt a horseshoe crab instead

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Quebec Bagnet
Apr 28, 2009

mess with the honk
you get the bonk
Lipstick Apathy

axolotl farmer posted:

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:3:

57Hz
Jan 27, 2009

A white-noise buzzing sound.
Cat status: chillin out of the back of my chair


Vet appointment tomorrow.

Kirk
Sep 22, 2003
look at that majestic gut

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Kirk posted:

look at that majestic gut

man if i only had a nickel for every time i've heard this

802.11weed
May 9, 2007

no

Kirk posted:

look at that majestic gut

thats his nuts

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

there's a cat at my grandma's house now. she says that when she's walking around the house, if she goes by the cat and asks "want a ride?", the cat will jump up on her walker's seat and just chill out. but she says she has to walk quickly otherwise the cat gets bored and jumps off :xd:

enotnert
Jun 10, 2005

Only women bleed
Oliver is on the stalking tonight since Marty (neighborhood catte whose owners died like 5 years ago, unsnipped) is out impregnating the various strays round and about.

Oliver know that about march/april "the kittens" return to try and take his turf.

When they come I'll try to snap pictures as I catch them (got 15 of them last year).

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

enotnert posted:

Oliver is on the stalking tonight since Marty (neighborhood catte whose owners died like 5 years ago, unsnipped) is out impregnating the various strays round and about.

Oliver know that about march/april "the kittens" return to try and take his turf.

When they come I'll try to snap pictures as I catch them (got 15 of them last year).

How were they?

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enotnert
Jun 10, 2005

Only women bleed

JustFrakkingDoIt posted:

How were they?

Relatively alright one, healthy. One got scrapped up by oliver one day and had a gash on his head. We have a no kill shelter in town, and I usually grab them and take them there while they're still young and more likely to get homes.

Been trying to catch Marty for the two years I've lived here to get him snipped, but trying to get him in a towel/crate/anything is a lesson in pain. He'll jump in your lap if you're sitting outside, but you try to get a grip on him and it's claws from hell.

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