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Manifest Dynasty
Feb 29, 2008

Orange Devil posted:

As a non-American, this war on Christmas stuff is profoundly confusing. It comes up every year, and I've been hearing about it for a few years now, but I only ever hear one side, the Christian "we are such a repressed minority look at what those liberal PC-types are trying to do to our great traditions, soon we'll all be thrown to the lions" kind of stuff. Basically, all I ever read, hear or see is a lot of complaining about the war on Christmas. I never read or saw any of the actual war on Christmas itself. So was this a thing at some point and it has blown over but the crazies won't let go, or is it a thing that's still there but at a pretty low level and completely overshadowed by the crazies or was it never a thing at all and it just exists in the heads of the crazies?

The "War on Christmas" is basically this: Anytime people want to recognize that there are several holidays around this time of year (instead of only recognizing and celebrating "CHRISTmas" exclusively), some groups get bent out of shape and say that "secular society" is colluding to suppress the holiday as an attack on christianity. Its stupid, because almost all the things they point to are things like "A company advises its employees to wish 'Happy Holidays' instead of 'Merry Christmas' because you never know what the customer celebrates" or "somebody putting up a display for a different religion's holiday next to a Christmas display."

This persecution complex filters down to the masses and manifests itself in really passive agressive ways, like a waiter wishing a customer "Happy Holidays" (because he has no idea what the customer celebrates), which makes the customer all huffy (because this guy is obviously attacking my precious Christmas), so the customer completely forgets that Christ was about love and reaching out to others, so the customer stiffs the waiter on the tip and leaves a snotty note.

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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Pornographic Memory posted:

Not an email, but a similar level of crazy, a guy at my workplace coming in to fix a machine tried to argue that universal health care was bad. Why? Big Macs cost two dollars more in New York City than here. Big Macs are a reliable index of the cost of living. Where else do Big Macs cost two dollars more? Canada. Therefore UHC drives the cost of living up too high.

I didn't really argue with him since I was tired and just wanted the guy to fix the machine and get out.

He's gonna need that health care after all those cheap big macs.

ljw1004
Jan 18, 2005

rum

Orange Devil posted:

Basically, all I ever read, hear or see is a lot of complaining about the war on Christmas. I never read or saw any of the actual war on Christmas itself.

The "war on Christmas" is a very studiously managed ABSENCE of religious connotations, as far as I can tell mainly on the part of large corporations.

By definition you'll never "see an absence".

Technogeek
Sep 9, 2002

by FactsAreUseless

Manifest Dynasty posted:

The "War on Christmas" is basically this: Anytime people want to recognize that there are several holidays around this time of year (instead of only recognizing and celebrating "CHRISTmas" exclusively), some groups get bent out of shape and say that "secular society" is colluding to suppress the holiday as an attack on christianity. Its stupid, because almost all the things they point to are things like "A company advises its employees to wish 'Happy Holidays' instead of 'Merry Christmas' because you never know what the customer celebrates" or "somebody putting up a display for a different religion's holiday next to a Christmas display."

This persecution complex filters down to the masses and manifests itself in really passive agressive ways, like a waiter wishing a customer "Happy Holidays" (because he has no idea what the customer celebrates), which makes the customer all huffy (because this guy is obviously attacking my precious Christmas), so the customer completely forgets that Christ was about love and reaching out to others, so the customer stiffs the waiter on the tip and leaves a snotty note.

The best part is when they start complaining about how stores hate Jesus because the crap they sell says "Happy Holidays" and not "Merry Christmas".

One of these days I'm going to find an actual protest along those lines (one with signs and everything), and show up with a sign reading "Matthew 6:24".

Technogeek fucked around with this message at 01:08 on Dec 17, 2010

ljw1004
Jan 18, 2005

rum

Manifest Dynasty posted:

Anytime people want to recognize that there are several holidays around this time of year (instead of only recognizing and celebrating "CHRISTmas" exclusively), some groups get bent out of shape and say that "secular society" is colluding to suppress the holiday as an attack on christianity.

"Happy Holidays" doesn't recognize multiple religious holidays: it specifically recognizes none. (I'm ignoring the pedant's note about the etymology of "holidays").

My mother teaches at a Catholic school and it's the number one magnet for Muslims in the area. Why? Because they feel that some kind of religious framework, even of a different faith, is more important than picking the particular one.

Something I loved about living in Europe was how unashamedly parochial the people were about their traditions, both religious and non-religious. It was generally seen as better to flaunt your own particular customs than to be neutral so as not to seem different from others or offensive to them. The French insistence on secularization (e.g. banning headscarves) is, perversely as it seems, a case of this: it was flaunting its own particular custom of secularization even if it meant offending people.

Now that I live in Seattle, I only really see people exhibit customs that have been watered-down enough to be completely inoffensive, sometimes to parodies of their former selves. I also see this as tied to calculated moves on the part of big corporations to be as bland as possible in sensitive areas (race, religion, politics, gender) and they compensate by being over-striking in others (implied nudity, design by Apple, everything by Nike).



Of course, that's fair and reasonable! France decided to be decidedly secular. America decides to be decidedly melting-pot-neutral and corporation-friendly. And so on.

Amarkov
Jun 21, 2010

ljw1004 posted:

"Happy Holidays" doesn't recognize multiple religious holidays: it specifically recognizes none. (I'm ignoring the pedant's note about the etymology of "holidays").

You can't dismiss the fact that "holidays" in fact means holidays by just declaring it to be pedantry. I hope this is obvious to you, because I cannot find words to explain how little this makes sense.

Turing sex machine
Dec 14, 2008

I want to have
your robot-babies
:roboluv:

Amarkov posted:

You can't dismiss the fact that "holidays" in fact means holidays by just declaring it to be pedantry. I hope this is obvious to you, because I cannot find words to explain how little this makes sense.
Don't you have holidays that aren't holy days for anyone? Doesn't that indicate that the word now means "any day you don't have to work" rather than anything religious?

Manifest Dynasty
Feb 29, 2008
You basically believe that the statement "Enjoy the various celebrations that occur this time of year" means "Enjoy the various celebrations that occur this time of year, but specifically only the non-religious ones?" Am I misreading what you're saying?

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Scoe posted:

So it's not an e-mail but this strange thing keeps happening every time I talk to my folks. Somewhere in the conversation usually completely apropos of nothing they will bring up the "fact" that France is a post apocalyptic hellhole that is on the verge of total collapse. Then they use that as a justification for why unemployment benefits need to end in the US. Now they get 100% of their news from the christian broadcasting network so I am sure it is something they have heard on there but is there any even slight truth to this? Or is there a good resource I can use to counteract this BS?

The French don't take poo poo from ANYBODY, especially their government, and they get out in the streets and protest when the government does something or considers doing something they don't like. They also have far more liberal labor laws, so when organized labor (which still exists in France) gets pissed off they have massive strikes. Basically political protest is the national pastime of the French people.

You can see how that would be very easy to spin as "verge of total collapse" especially since most Americans are totally unfamiliar with the idea of mass protest. Explain to your folks that the French consider this a normal way to express their political views when they don't like what the government is doing, and that America could probably do with a little more French spirit when it comes to politics. You might also mention that the French consider Americans huge pussies when it comes to voicing political opinions, that might shock them into re-examining their views. The idea that the French think Americans are pussies flies in the face of "common knowledge" about France in America. (And they do. The French are mystified by the American people's complacency.)

Also challenge them on the unemployment thing, because what the gently caress? What kind of steps are they taking with that argument? How does France lead directly to unemployment? France has its problems just like any large country, but you have to at least know something about those problems to form a coherent argument. It sounds like your folks don't.

Arglebargle III fucked around with this message at 01:56 on Dec 17, 2010

ljw1004
Jan 18, 2005

rum

Manifest Dynasty posted:

You basically believe that the statement "Enjoy the various celebrations that occur this time of year" means "Enjoy the various celebrations that occur this time of year, but specifically only the non-religious ones?" Am I misreading what you're saying?

I think that "happy holidays" has come to mean "enjoy the midwinter period of celebration and time off work and the modern invention of 'the holidays' -- family, gifts, friendship, personal bonds, coca cola santa, shopping, reindeers, bill cosby, tree, stockings, snowmen".


I also think it's come to mean "I dare not wish you a happy hannukah or christmas or whatever is my own religious/pagan tradition, and I also don't have the capability or willingness to wish you a happy whatever is your religious/pagan tradition, so I'm going to opt instead for this message that has been crafted to omit any suggestion of religious/pagan tradition."

Amarkov
Jun 21, 2010

ljw1004 posted:

I think that "happy holidays" has come to mean "enjoy the midwinter period of celebration and time off work and the modern invention of 'the holidays' -- family, gifts, friendship, personal bonds, coca cola santa, shopping, reindeers, bill cosby, tree, stockings, snowmen".


I also think it's come to mean "I dare not wish you a happy hannukah or christmas or whatever is my own religious/pagan tradition, and I also don't have the capability or willingness to wish you a happy whatever is your religious/pagan tradition, so I'm going to opt instead for this message that has been crafted to omit any suggestion of religious/pagan tradition."

Do you have any reason for believing that this is what it's come to mean, other than the fact that you'd rather hear "merry Christmas"?

JGTheSpy
Jul 31, 2002
Excuse me, but if I could have a moment of your time, I'd like to explain why you're not actually enjoying that game that you're enjoying. You see, I am in fact an expert. At games. I know, it's impressive.

ljw1004 posted:

I think that "happy holidays" has come to mean "enjoy the midwinter period of celebration and time off work and the modern invention of 'the holidays' -- family, gifts, friendship, personal bonds, coca cola santa, shopping, reindeers, bill cosby, tree, stockings, snowmen".


I also think it's come to mean "I dare not wish you a happy hannukah or christmas or whatever is my own religious/pagan tradition, and I also don't have the capability or willingness to wish you a happy whatever is your religious/pagan tradition, so I'm going to opt instead for this message that has been crafted to omit any suggestion of religious/pagan tradition."

No it means "I hope you enjoy whatever it is you celebrate. I'm not going to pretend I know what that is (or when it is if you're a Jew) and I probably don't even care but I hope whatever it happens to be is happy."

I'll wish anyone a merry Christmas on Christmas and a happy Hanukkah oh Hanukkah but it's happy holidays for the rest of the month because there are many of them and everyone is different, although these days I usually say happy holidays to people I don't like because I know it will infuriate them.

JGTheSpy fucked around with this message at 02:26 on Dec 17, 2010

Walka Blocka Shame
Apr 30, 2006

This is fine
Doctor Rope

Arglebargle III posted:

Also challenge them on the unemployment thing, because what the gently caress? What kind of steps are they taking with that argument? How does France lead directly to unemployment? France has its problems just like any large country, but you have to at least know something about those problems to form a coherent argument. It sounds like your folks don't.
Thanks, yeah I can try spinning it back to them that the French are just way more active in their political discourse and that may occasionally look chaotic to us. They are just all kinds of backwards with regards to Europe though, the are also convinced that Muslim hordes are forcing the entire region into sharia law and thats why the community center shouldn't be built in New York. It's frustrating having conversations with them but I'm trying to take a long view and maybe shift their perspective a tiny bit over time.

As far as details on the unemployment thing they told me they heard an economist say that currently 10% of French society supports the other 90% via government handouts. I asked them for a source but couldn't get any specifics out of them. They think France is crumbling because socialism basically and since Obama is a known socialist we are headed that way too. It's a lot of deep rooted stuff in them to root out but, Family!

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire

Manifest Dynasty posted:

The "War on Christmas" is basically this: Anytime people want to recognize that there are several holidays around this time of year (instead of only recognizing and celebrating "CHRISTmas" exclusively), some groups get bent out of shape and say that "secular society" is colluding to suppress the holiday as an attack on christianity. Its stupid, because almost all the things they point to are things like "A company advises its employees to wish 'Happy Holidays' instead of 'Merry Christmas' because you never know what the customer celebrates" or "somebody putting up a display for a different religion's holiday next to a Christmas display."

This persecution complex filters down to the masses and manifests itself in really passive agressive ways, like a waiter wishing a customer "Happy Holidays" (because he has no idea what the customer celebrates), which makes the customer all huffy (because this guy is obviously attacking my precious Christmas), so the customer completely forgets that Christ was about love and reaching out to others, so the customer stiffs the waiter on the tip and leaves a snotty note.

Basically people love to have a persecution complex without any of the actual shittiness that comes with being persecuted. If you're white, straight, middle class and male what's left to be persecuted over? Religion of course.

ljw1004
Jan 18, 2005

rum

Amarkov posted:

Do you have any reason for believing that this is what it's come to mean, other than the fact that you'd rather hear "merry Christmas"?

I wouldn't rather hear "merry Christmas". I live in Seattle now. I accept that America has its own culture, largely derived from its melting-pot nature, its own response to that melting-pot, and its corporatism. I happily accept those parts of this culture that don't involve social injustice -- and "happy holidays" doesn't have any social injustice. (and yes I can't wait to buy a gun and am keen to build my own log cabin in Alaska!)


Why do I think that "happy holidays" has that meaning? You're asking a difficult question, since the answer must necessarily be "that's my impression from my experiences". Some of the experiences:

* My company's PR department stomped down on me for publishing media which has recognizable human forms and recognizable geographic locations. I've seen first hand the extreme culture-sensitive thinking behind a large corporation. (also I was disciplined for having a -- very chaste and fully clothed -- picture of Juliette Binoche in my cubicle. also for drinking wine with my packed lunch.)

* When I arrived in America my company's immigration-assistance team gave immigrants a book that explained American customs. I partly learned from that about the culture of not raising the topics of religion or politics, of someone's feelings being sacrosanct and unquestionable. Coming from Italy, that was obviously a huge change.

* I've met people who complained about "happy holidays" and listened to their reasons. Being staunchly atheist, I also talk about it with my atheist friends, and listen to their perspectives on "happy holidays".

* I've had long discussions with many people about the French attitude to Muslim attire. Amongst the Americans I generally see an almost visceral disgust at the French -- for their lack of sensitivity.

* In day-to-day life I've observed that Americans almost never express their concern that a thing might be offensive: instead they express concern that OTHER PEOPLE might find the thing offensive. This trait is deeply ingrained. I don't think Americans generally realize how ingrained nor how peculiar it seems to outsiders.


You're never going to find a dictionary with a definitive statement of the cultural connotations of a phrase. This is the best I can do.


edit: this is off topic. Unless someone specifically asks me to respond to anything, I'll not say any more.

ljw1004 fucked around with this message at 04:01 on Dec 17, 2010

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Scoe posted:

As far as details on the unemployment thing they told me they heard an economist say that currently 10% of French society supports the other 90% via government handouts.
I asked them for a source but couldn't get any specifics out of them.

they are also convinced that Muslim hordes are forcing the entire region into sharia law and thats why the community center shouldn't be built in New York

They think France is crumbling because socialism basically and since Obama is a known socialist we are headed that way too. It's a lot of deep rooted stuff in them to root out but, Family!

Did you ask them how that situation might come to be? What if the top 10% took all the money and everyone else is impoverished? Interrupting the logical chain they've been fed is always a good tactic, no matter whether it's relevant to the current argument.

Oh dear. If they believe the Sharia law thing they must be pretty far down the rabbit hole. Do they watch Fox? Because that's the only people outside European right-wingers who I've heard even talk about that kind of thing. I guess you've pointed out that France banned the headscarf, and asked them for any concrete evidence of Europe adopting Sharia? It's hard to argue with people who "know" so many completely false things.

I just don't know about the Obama=socialist thing. There are so many angles to attack it from, so many obvious problems with the idea, but it just won't go away. I guess I would start by trying to get your people to understand what a socialist is in the first place. Good luck with that. Ugh gently caress this country.

Walka Blocka Shame
Apr 30, 2006

This is fine
Doctor Rope

Arglebargle III posted:

Did you ask them how that situation might come to be? What if the top 10% took all the money and everyone else is impoverished? Interrupting the logical chain they've been fed is always a good tactic, no matter whether it's relevant to the current argument.

Oh dear. If they believe the Sharia law thing they must be pretty far down the rabbit hole. Do they watch Fox? Because that's the only people outside European right-wingers who I've heard even talk about that kind of thing. I guess you've pointed out that France banned the headscarf, and asked them for any concrete evidence of Europe adopting Sharia? It's hard to argue with people who "know" so many completely false things.

I just don't know about the Obama=socialist thing. There are so many angles to attack it from, so many obvious problems with the idea, but it just won't go away. I guess I would start by trying to get your people to understand what a socialist is in the first place. Good luck with that. Ugh gently caress this country.
Yeah basically I try to get them to take their arguments to the logical conclusion and say what then. It usually boils down to God will provide and the poor need to have faith and pray. That I imagine is never going to change with them so I am now thinking about going with a Jesus was a socialist angle, and the idea that according to the bible giving should have nothing to do with whether the recipient "deserves" it or not. Gotta hit them where they live after all.

They don't watch Fox, they have actually cloistered themselves deeper than that. The only channel they watch is CBN and they intake no news other than what they get on there. They are doing the cognitive dissonance thing where when reality doesn't conform with your beliefs you tune reality out. It's crazy frustrating and makes it hard to spend time with them even though I love them and in most areas they are lovely people. My biggest success so far has been to convince them that there is no gay conspiracy trying to ruin the sanctity of marriage and that gay people do deserve legal status as couples...as long as they don't call it marriage of course.

nm
Jan 28, 2008

"I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."

Scoe posted:

As far as details on the unemployment thing they told me they heard an economist say that currently 10% of French society supports the other 90% via government handouts. I asked them for a source but couldn't get any specifics out of them. They think France is crumbling because socialism basically and since Obama is a known socialist we are headed that way too. It's a lot of deep rooted stuff in them to root out but, Family!
Look at these lazy loving French

quote:

Still, French workers remain among the most productive in the world, ahead of Britain, Germany, the United States and Japan, according to the European statistics agency Eurostat, the AP reports.
http://www.forbes.com/2005/03/22/cx_da_0322topnews_print.html

The reason they get away with working 30 hours per week is that they do as much in 30 hours as we do in 50+ hours.
The French aren't lazy, they just get poo poo done so they have time to drink, eat well, and protest. Secretly, I think this is why we hate them.

Walka Blocka Shame
Apr 30, 2006

This is fine
Doctor Rope

nm posted:

Look at these lazy loving French

http://www.forbes.com/2005/03/22/cx_da_0322topnews_print.html

The reason they get away with working 30 hours per week is that they do as much in 30 hours as we do in 50+ hours.
The French aren't lazy, they just get poo poo done so they have time to drink, eat well, and protest. Secretly, I think this is why we hate them.

Pretty much yup. I think what is happening is that since economies worldwide are having issues people on the right are attempting to frame that as a failure of socialism and specifically on France since we love to hate them as it is. All that despite the fact that according to the CIA world factbook France has weathered the storm better than most. http://www.theodora.com/wfbcurrent/france/france_economy.html

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire
OK got a good one finally.
(Bold mine)

quote:

November 27, 2010

Associated Press

AUGUSTA, Ga. - A U.S. Marine reservist collecting toys for children was stabbed when he helped stop a suspected shoplifter in eastern Georgia.

Best Buy sales manager Orvin Smith told The Augusta Chronicle that man was seen on surveillance cameras Friday putting a laptop under his jacket at the Augusta store.

When confronted, the man became irate, knocked down an employee, pulled a knife and ran toward the door. Outside were four Marines collecting toys for the service branch's "Toys For Tots" program.


Smith said the Marines stopped the man, but he stabbed one of them, Cpl. Phillip Duggan, in the back. The cut did not appear to be severe.

The suspect was transported to the local hospital with two broken arms, a broken leg, possible broken ribs, assorted lacerations and bruises he obtained when he fell trying to run after stabbing the Marine.

The suspect, whose name was not released, was held until police arrived. The Richmond County Sheriff's office said it is investigating.

DON'T MESS WITH THE MARINES. OORAH. SEMPER FI.

(This is a real story but someone decided adding the bolded part was an amusing bit of "humor"
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20101126/ap_on_re_us/us_marine_stabbed )

Amarkov
Jun 21, 2010

RagnarokAngel posted:

OK got a good one finally.
(Bold mine)


DON'T MESS WITH THE MARINES. OORAH. SEMPER FI.

(This is a real story but someone decided adding the bolded part was an amusing bit of "humor"
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20101126/ap_on_re_us/us_marine_stabbed )

But... I actually thought that was funny. Am I a bad person :(

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire
It's not awful I mean we've seen way worse in this thread, but you know that was tacked on because it's more loving soldier worship where brutalizing someone beyond necessity is considered something to be idealized.

Residency Evil
Jul 28, 2003

4/5 godo... Schumi
Out of curiosity, how do you respond to people that say "well those soldiers died for you to be able to say that!"

Amarkov
Jun 21, 2010

Residency Evil posted:

Out of curiosity, how do you respond to people that say "well those soldiers died for you to be able to say that!"

"Why are you dishonoring those dead soldiers by suggesting they condone unnecessary violence? Do you think they fought in wars because they found it fun to do so?"

Angry Avocado
Jun 6, 2010
If someone wishes you happy holidays they're basically wishing you "Happy whatever you're celebrating", or you know, just happy holidays. It's not a term to exclude all religions (because that would make it an attack on other religions besides Christianity as well), it's an all-inclusive term, if anything.

ljw1004 posted:

I also think it's come to mean "I dare not wish you a happy hannukah or christmas or whatever is my own religious/pagan tradition, and I also don't have the capability or willingness to wish you a happy whatever is your religious/pagan tradition, so I'm going to opt instead for this message that has been crafted to omit any suggestion of religious/pagan tradition."
Happy Holidays is not an attack on your religion or an attack from the PC brigade. If anything the whole "War on Christmas" bullshit is incredibly PC, because you know you're taking things too far if you attack people on not giving you the right well-wishes.

Angry Avocado fucked around with this message at 16:22 on Dec 17, 2010

JGTheSpy
Jul 31, 2002
Excuse me, but if I could have a moment of your time, I'd like to explain why you're not actually enjoying that game that you're enjoying. You see, I am in fact an expert. At games. I know, it's impressive.

Residency Evil posted:

Out of curiosity, how do you respond to people that say "well those soldiers died for you to be able to say that!"

"Then it's a good thing I'm exercising my right to say it or they would have died for nothing"

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Arglebargle III posted:

You can see how that would be very easy to spin as "verge of total collapse" especially since most Americans are totally unfamiliar with the idea of mass protest. Explain to your folks that the French consider this a normal way to express their political views when they don't like what the government is doing, and that America could probably do with a little more French spirit when it comes to politics. You might also mention that the French consider Americans huge pussies when it comes to voicing political opinions, that might shock them into re-examining their views. The idea that the French think Americans are pussies flies in the face of "common knowledge" about France in America. (And they do. The French are mystified by the American people's complacency.)

The sweetest of ironies here is that all of this behaviour was learned from the United States. The French were inspired by the American Revolution to have their own, and fully embraced the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution. We taught them not to trust their government, organize their labour, and speak truth to power.

As one who lived in France for a couple of years, I can attest that the French do know Americans to be politically & socially pussified. in 1975, My mother, who is fluent, overheard a conversation at the next table at a restaurant criticizing Americans and she launched into a broadside, which caught these diners by surprise but which then settled down into a healthy debate, and ultimately praise for the US system (well, at least as written).

red19fire
May 26, 2010

I have several of these types of email from circa 2007-08. My uncle and I both served in the Marines, so obviously I'm also a super-conservative, white bible-thumper :rolleyes:. I hope these have not been posted already, I'll try to break them up into several posts.

quote:

I just KNEW you would appreciate this one… J

Super Tuesday, folks… There is a lot at stake both NOW and in November.

(No, I didn’t recalculate everything to make sure it all works out exactly as written, but it sure seems like it is close if not spot-on).

Our Tax System Explained: Bar Stool Economics

Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for
all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our
taxes, it would go something like this:

The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.
The fifth would pay $1.
The sixth would pay $3.
The seventh would pay $7.
The eighth would pay $12.
The ninth would pay $18.
The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.

So, that's what they decided to do.

The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with
the ! arrange ment, until one day, the owner threw them a curve.

"Since you are all such good customers," he said, "I'm going to
reduce the cost of your daily beer by $20." Drinks for the ten now
cost just $80.

The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes
so the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for
free. But what about the other six men - the paying customers? How
could they divide the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his
'fair share?'

They realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But if they
subtracted that from everybody's share, then the fifth man and the
sixth man would each end up being paid to drink his beer. So, the
bar owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man's bill
by roughly the same amount, and he proceeded to work out the
amounts each should pay.

And so:

The fifth man, like the first four,! now pa id nothing (100% savings).
The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33% savings).
The seventh now pay $5 instead of $7 (28% savings).
The eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 (25% savings).
The ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 (22% savings).
The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16% savings).

Each of the six was better off than before. And the first four
continued to drink for free. But once outside the restaurant, the
men began to compare their savings.

"I only got a dollar out of the $20 declared the sixth man. He
pointed to the tenth man, "but he got $10!"

"Yeah, that's right," exclaimed the fifth man. "I only saved a
dollar, too. It's unfair that he got ten times more than I!"

"That's true!!" shouted the seventh man. "Why should he get $10
back when I got only two? The wealthy get all the breaks!"

"Wait a minute," yelled the first four men in unison. "We didn't
get anything at all. T! he syst em exploits the poor!"

The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up. The next night
the tenth man didn't show up for drinks, so the nine sat down and
had beers without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they
discovered something important. They didn't have enough money
between all of them for even half of the bill!

And that, ladies and gentlemen, journalists and college professors,
is how our tax system works. The people who pay the highest taxes
get the most benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much,
attack them for being wealthy, and they just may not show up
anymore. In fact, they might start drinking overseas where the
atmosphere is somewhat friendlier.

David R. Kamerschen, Ph. D.
Professor of Economics
University of Georgia

For those who understand, no explanation is needed.
For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible.

I love that the beginning starts with "well I haven't actually added up these numbers, but it seems like it makes sense" and ends with "If you're not a REAL AMERICAN like me, you'll never understand."

I can't tell if it's a critique of the tax system, or if it's a gently caress-the-crybaby-poor thing.

red19fire fucked around with this message at 17:39 on Dec 17, 2010

red19fire
May 26, 2010

Then, once Obama announced his candidacy, the real lunacy began.

quote:

DO YOU THINK HE WOULD WEAR A SHIRT LIKE THAT TO FOOL PEOPLE AND INFLUENCE THEIR VOTE? NOW, COULD THAT BE THE CHANGE HE ALWAYS TALKS ABOUT? We Marines have earned the right to this USMC title, and we allow no phony imposters into our very exclusive club!. We appreciate and respect our fellow American Soldiers, Sailors and Airmen, but don't take kindly to anyone faking it, especially those who have never served our country in uniform!!!!! You should object to him wearing any military designation - - but then again, everyone knows how much he has "supported" our men and women under arms!!!
>>
OH H- -L NO!!!
>>
Even though this isn't illegal or against military regs, who the hell does this moron think he is? You didn't earn it, you don't wear it! I don't care if he already thinks he's the commander in chief.
Sure we'll let our girlfriend or wife wear one, but she has sacrificed just as
much as I did for my country. He goes on vacation to Berlin and tells the world how he will fix America, how he'll give us a better image for the poor, abandoned refuges when we come to liberate them. I think the Germans already have an image of us, it's "Teufelhunden" "Devil Dog!".
>> Send this to your true brothers, your fellow Marines. Oo-rah and
Semper Fi! Attached is a picture of this Clown who won't honor the Flag
or National Anthem! Commander in Chief?????
>>
>
> Semper fi,
>
> Warren D. Shepherd
> RSO/DSS/BW
> United States Marine Corps
> "Great Achievements and Great Love Come with Great Risks!!"
>
> "Congressmen who willfully take actions during wartime that damage
morale,
> and undermine the military are saboteurs and should be arrested, exiled or
> hanged."
> President Abraham Lincoln

Attached is this picture of Obama:



Obviously, he's committing fraud and high treason by wearing a shirt with USMC on it, easily purchased from any number of retailers, while playing basketball with USMC war veterans. I mean what an rear end in a top hat, right? MY WIFE gets to wear a USMC shirt, but she's not committing treason because she 'sacrifices' just as much as ARE SOLDIERS! :fsmug:

It's like complaining about someone wearing a football team's jersey. YOU'RE NOT ELI MANNING! YOU DON'T PLAY FOR THE GIANTS, rear end in a top hat!

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



Amarkov posted:

But... I actually thought that was funny. Am I a bad person :(

Yeah man hahahaha, beating someone severely, breaking multiple bones, HILARIOUS

red19fire
May 26, 2010

But red, where are the misinformed gun-toting REAL AMERICAN emails? RIGHT HERE!

quote:

A Little Gun History Lesson


In 1929, the Soviet Union established gun control. From 1929 to 1953, about
20 million dissidents, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and
exterminated.

------------ --------- ---------
In 1911, Turkey established gun control. From 1915 to 1917, 1.5 million
Armenians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.

------------ --------- ------
Germany established gun control in 1938 and from 1939 to 1945, a total of 13
million Jews and others who were unable to defend themselves were rounded up
and exterminated

------------ --------- ---------
China established gun control in 1935. From 1948 to 1952, 20 million
political dissidents, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and
exterminated.
------------ --------- -------
Guatemala established gun control in 1964. From 1964 to 1981, 100,000 Mayan
Indians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.
------------ --------- ---------
Uganda established gun control in 1970. From 1971 to 1979, 300,000
Christians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.
------------ --------- ---------
Cambodia established gun control in 1956. From 1975 to 1977, one million
'educated' people, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and
exterminated.
------------ --------- --------
Defenseless people rounded up and exterminated in the 20th Century because
of gun control: 56 million.
------------ --------- ---------
It has now been 12 months since gun owners in Australia were forced by new
law to surrender 640,381 personal firearms to be destroyed by their own
government, a program costing Australia taxpayers more than $500 million
dollars. The first year results are now in:
Australia-wide, homicides are up 3.2 percent
Australia-wide, assaults are up 8.6 percent
Australia-wide, armed robberies are up 44 percent (yes, 44 percent)!

In the state of Victoria alone,homicides with firearms are now up 300
percent. Note that while the law-abiding citizens turned them in, the
criminals did not, and criminals still possess their guns!
It will never happen here? I bet the Aussies said that too!
While figures over the previous 25 years s howed a steady decrease in armed
robbery with firearms, this has changed drastically upward in the past 12
months, since criminals now are guaranteed that their prey is unarmed.

There has also been a dramatic increase in break-ins and assaults of the
ELDERLY. Australian politicians are at a loss to explain how public safety
has decreased, after such monumental effort and expense was expended in
successfully ridding Australian society of guns. The Australian experience
and the other historical facts above prove it.

You won't see this data on the US evening news, or hear politicians
disseminating this information.

Guns in the hands of honest citizens save lives and property and, yes,
gun-control laws adversely affect only the law-abiding citizens.

Take note my fellow Americans, before it's too late!

The next time someone talks in favor of gun control, please remind him of
this history lesson.

With Guns....... .. ....We Are 'Citizens'.
Without Them........ We Are 'Subjects'.

During W.W.II the Japanese decided not to invade America because they knew
most Americans were ARMED!

Note: Admiral Yamamoto who crafted the attack on Pearl Harbor had attended
Harvard U 1919-1921 & was Naval Attaché to the U. S. 1925-28. Most of our
Navy was destroyed at Pearl Harbor & our Army had been deprived of funding &
was ill prepared to defend the country.

It was reported that when asked why Japan did not follow up the Pearl Harbor
attack with an invasion of the U. S. Mainland, his reply was that he had
lived in the U. S. & knew that almost all households had guns.

If you value your freedom, Please spread this anti-gun control message to
all your friends!
AND NEVER, NEVER, NEVER SURRENDER YOUR GUNS!!!

I know for a fact that the Australia fact is bullshit. Correct me if I'm wrong, because this was the subject of a paper I wrote 4 years ago. The Australian government outlawed automatic weapons with high capacity magazines, similar to the mid-90's assault rifle ban. Why? Because a disturbed Australian citizen legally purchased an assault rifle and killed 20 people at a McDonald's. Homicides went down overall in the years after the ban, but there was already a decline when the ban took effect, so it's not really clear what effect the ban had.

What is interesting is that after the ban took place, homicide by means other than guns went up. Homicides via stabbing, blunt trauma, arson, poison, etc. actually increased to "fill in the gap" that banning easy access to assault rifles created. My conclusion was that people are going to kill each other, one way or another.

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
Isn't badmouthing the commander-in-chief an offense against Military Regs?

ought ten
Feb 6, 2004

red's uncle posted:

OH H- -L NO!!!

WE'RE BIG TOUGH MEN DON'T TREAD ON ME but please don't say the "h" word

red19fire
May 26, 2010

Then there's this, typical OBAMA WILL CONFISCATE ALL THE GUNS tripe.

quote:

MESSAGE FROM GABE SUAREZ

Hello Friends,



It has been now over a month since the election and we have seen entire gun stores sold out of ammo, guns, and just about every accessory.



It seems that many of those Americans who were putting off buying their "gear" got the sudden realization that if they didn't move now, they might be left out in the cold. Amazing that they hadn't thought about this before. We will talk some about how long we have realistically and what you can do about it here - as well as a few other important things.





Gabe Suarez


Spaniard by Heritage
Cuban by Birth
Christian by Grace
FREE American by Choice



HOW LONG DO WE HAVE??



I was in this biz back when Americans turned stupid once before (1992). Remember those days? Ross Perot - the little hand grenade with a bad haircut gave us Bill Clinton by default when Bush I did in fact give us "new taxes" in spite of us trying to read his lips.



The backstory during Clinton 's first half-term was that the Stockton school shooting and a few other similar events gave California (always a haven for left wing ideology and extremism) a perceived reason to pass their anti-freedom anti-gun law a few years earlier (1989?). Then in 1991 we had the infamous Rodney King deal and the subsequent Race Riots in Los Angeles .

All the usual suspects got involved (Shumer, Kennedy, Boxer, Fiendstein, and all the other let wing socialists in power) and set up the now expired AWB which was finally signed in 1994.

But initially Clinton had plenty of other issues to deal with before getting to that one. He did get to it - eventually - and before the 1994 mid term elections. But if you recall the fall out from that decission caused them to lose the majority in congress.



Do we have a similar set of events today?

How will this affect us?

And how long do we have?

Some points of consideration -

1). The 1990s saw an incredible amount of growth in private sector training and gun businesses, while we saw a shift to the left in politics. These companies were around before, but the prevalence of the Clintons made them grow to an incredible level. It was during this time that Gunsite flourished, and that both Thunder Ranch and Front Sight were created - as well, I think - Blackwater and other training companies. We also saw a distinct shift from sports guns to fighting guns. Winchester model 70s languished in stores while AR-15s flew off the racks.

I think we will see the same things now. Obama (excuse me while I spit) has single handedly armed more people in the past week than any other president in history. These people have bought fighting weapons and the ammo that goes with them. Later they will want to learn how to use them. So "Thanks Barak!"

2). Ammo will go up. That is inevitable. It always has. But just like gasoline...it will only sustain at that level while people are fearful and scarcity-driven enough to pay those prices. As everyone's armory gets filled, the purchases will drop off and sellers will be forced to lower prices to get new sales. How far they lower those prices remains to be seen. A look at gasoline will show a similar trend.

The fear that Obama (excuse me while I spit) will ban ammo is ridiculous and will not happen. Think of the myriad of American companies that will be out of business. People like Winchester , Remington, etc. have political pull, and will keep their doors open. And still....when has ammo ever been banned in the USA . If they can't keep drugs or machineguns out of the hands of illegal alien gangs, how do you think they will eliminate ammo? We need to move on. What may happen is a curtailing of importation of ammo. American ammo makers will need to produce more "training level" ammo to fit the gap. Those that do will reap huge rewards.

3). I do see another AWB in the distance. But not only that. That they will try to do this is a given. I see them trying to target training schools as well. This is what he and his minions want. Not particularly to "keep their little urban hoodlums" safe, or to keep anything out of the hands of criminals, but simply to control the american people more and modify this once great society further down the leftist path. There wasn't much civilian gun ownership nor civilian skil-at-arms schools in Stalin's Russia nor Hitler's Germany either.

Now - before we get all weapy eyed again.

The world is full of problems that Obama (excuse me while I spit) must deal with. And I thank God for every single one of them!



The Russians are flexing their muscles in Eastern Europe again.



The Israelis will need to make a quick decission about Iran before Obama (excuse me while I spit) is inagurated. And he will have to deal with the fallout from that.



Iraq and Afghanistan still remain as issues to deal with, and he will realize that his promise to pull out will not only be a slap in the face to those who have died there (a good many of them friends of mine) but it will also create a devastating power vacuum in the region that will inevitably be filled with Iranians.



And let us not forget the economy and all the empty promises made with references to "spreading the wealth". Democrat economic policies always lead to ruin. The only thing that lifts an economy is a conservative-based policy and lowered taxes. So his results will invariably be poor, and he will not be able to confiscate american's wealth without a serious political fight on his hands.


Assault Weapons are on his list, but not as number one. I don't think they are even on the first page. But they are on his list. My best-guess prediction?



We won't see this until about 2010, more or less. By 2010 he will had two years to really screw up America , disenchant those who wanted "change", and things will likely be a big mess. Hopefully the imbeciles who voted for him will have come to their senses, and the imbecile Republican party will have come to its senses, and the Senate and House will change the balance of power as it did in 1994. And then there is 2012. We will see.

My suggestions...I have been inundated with emails about which AK to get and what magazines to get and so on.



Gents...the word of the day is this. IF YOU SNOOZE - YOU LOSE. You can't get AK kits anymore. Those who waited? Too bad dudes...there are no more. Those who didn't get an AK at reasonable prices? Again...too bad dudes...now you will pay almost twice as much. But waiting, at this point, is simply stupid.

If you want a rifle...GET ONE NOW! Any rifle will do. Yes, I like AKs, but if my choice was a Mini-14 or nothing, I'd say grab up the Mini! If your wife or your mom won't let you, grow some hair on your chest and get one anyway. Buy some flowers on the way home to make up for it. Same goes for ammo. If you don't do it now, and you can't get one due to what we have just discussed coming to pass, or simply due to supply-demand issues, don't call me and ask where you can get a good deal.

Ammo? Looking at four years of Obama (excuse me while I spit) in office, I would suggest the following as minimum. 5000 rounds of each fighting caliber as minimum. Get 1000 rounds of good quality fighting ammo and 4000 rounds of training ammo. Use up 500 - 1000 per year to train (or less), and replace it as used - if possible.

Training? I understand that people are buying more rifles and ammo now, thinking they can train later. Maybe so. But here are a few points.

If you like WT and the DVDs and all the free stuff we share here, send some money to SI/OST. Support those who support you. We will see about offering as much stuff as possible, at as reasonable as possible prices next year. But understand that this activity is on their hit list. Do it while you can. Don't put it off thinking you can do it later.

I have been in this business since the early 1990s and if the country does not bounce back by 2010, I can almost guarantee that training will be gone as well.
So there it is.



The time to check the life boat is not when you wake up on the bottom of the sea - it is when the rain begins to fall - and it has been coming down pretty good from where I stand.
__________________

Gabe Suarez
Suarez International USA, Inc.
One Source Tactical
info@suarezinternational.com
Office 928-776-4492

Spaniard by Heritage
Cuban by Birth
Christian by Grace

Plenty of spelling errors, complete misunderstanding of international relations and foreign policy, and thinly-veiled disgust at the elected president (B. HUSSEIN OBAMA AM I RIGHT?!?)

Having read this several times, it could just be a brilliant bit of marketing by a gun store owner trying to drum up business with wink/nudge warnings of a possible upcoming armed revolution.

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

red19fire posted:

I have several of these types of email from circa 2007-08. My uncle and I both served in the Marines, so obviously I'm also a super-conservative, white bible-thumper :rolleyes:. I hope these have not been posted already, I'll try to break them up into several posts.


I love that the beginning starts with "well I haven't actually added up these numbers, but it seems like it makes sense" and ends with "If you're not a REAL AMERICAN like me, you'll never understand."

I can't tell if it's a critique of the tax system, or if it's a gently caress-the-crybaby-poor thing.

I e-mailed that professor once.

He told me he didn't write it.

I forwarded it to the people who sent it to me and told them they're liars.

Nucleic Acids
Apr 10, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!

pillsburysoldier posted:

I e-mailed that professor once.

He told me he didn't write it.

I forwarded it to the people who sent it to me and told them they're liars.

Isn't this really drat common for these sorts of things? Like, if it isn't a professor, it's Robin Williams, George Carlin, or Bill Cosby (essentially, the people who would be the least likely to have ever said any of these things in real life)?

JerkyBunion
Jun 22, 2002

It's always even more nefarious when its "Bill Cosby" or "Chris Rock" or "Nelson Mandela" because they usually go like this:

HEY CHECK OUT WHAT BILL COSBY WROTE! I GUESS HE'S ONE OF THE GOOD ONES.

"Hey Real Americans, this is Bill Cosby. I'm black. And by the way, did you know that black folks can't wear their pants like real americans and they don't speak correctly? I'm just so upset that all my black brothers and sisters are so inferior to you good white folks that they must survive on welfare because they don't have the brains to get a real american job like you good folks. and what about that B. HUSSEIN OBAMA? Good thing he's not Mexican cause they're even worse.

Peace out, whitey!"

MAN HE SURE IS RIGHT! AND HEY IT'S NOT RACIST CAUSE HE'S BLACK AND HE SAID IT NOT ME.

JGTheSpy
Jul 31, 2002
Excuse me, but if I could have a moment of your time, I'd like to explain why you're not actually enjoying that game that you're enjoying. You see, I am in fact an expert. At games. I know, it's impressive.

Coitus_Interruptus posted:

Yeah man hahahaha, beating someone severely, breaking multiple bones, HILARIOUS


It is hilarious when he stabs someone first.

evilbastard
Mar 6, 2003

Hair Elf

red19fire got hit with posted:

It has now been 12 months since gun owners in Australia were forced by new law to surrender 640,381 personal firearms to be destroyed by their own government, a program costing Australia taxpayers more than $500 million dollars.

How long has this email been going around for ? It hasn't been 12 months, it was 14 years ago, in 1996 shortly after Martin Bryant purchased two automatic weapons from a licensed gun dealer and killed 35 people and wounded 21 in a coffee shop at the Port Arthur tourist spot.

Sure, the Homicide rate in 1996 in Australia was 2 per 100,000, which fell to 1.2 per 100,000 in 2009. But the Homicide rate in the US was 7.4 in 1996, and fell to 5.4 in 2008 - most of the western world is in a 20 year period where homicide rates (expressed as a percentage of population) are falling, and there is no one single cause for it.

The great thing about crime statistics is that you can prove pretty much anything with them. Need them to rise ? Report total number of incidents, or target areas with high populations and compare them to areas with lower populations, or a different time frame. Need them to drop ? Choose it as a percentage, or exclude certain categories or go for certain ages or ethnic groups.

Basically, crime rates are the sluts of the statistics world.

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Armyman25
Sep 6, 2005

Coitus_Interruptus posted:

Yeah man hahahaha, beating someone severely, breaking multiple bones, HILARIOUS

Eh, if you're going to commit assault and a robbery, picking uniformed Marines as the target isn't the brightest choice.

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