Catface Catplace: hello dumbass, please do okay

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TimberJoe: Oct 24, 2010; aww yeah im on this burger and shit

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this thread is about cattes

# ? Dec 24, 2010 23:48

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# ? May 13, 2024 23:56

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Lord Rumples Catte posted:

oh man the kids yelling is starting to get to him

i just got done mowing the lawn

it's super wet because it's been raining for weeks but it had to be cut

# ? Dec 24, 2010 23:48

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Nikolai Fuckharin posted:

this thread is about cattes

the hell you say

# ? Dec 24, 2010 23:50

FISHMANPET: Mar 3, 2007; Sweet 'N Sour
Can't
Melt
Steel Beams

My fiancee is visiting her parents and sent me some pictures of their cats. I'd post the but her phone sent me a loving video slideshow instead of individual pics. But she did send me this text:

quote:

They say meow and purr. I will pette each catte everyday for you, dear .

# ? Dec 24, 2010 23:58

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

rotor posted:

i just got done mowing the lawn

it's super wet because it's been raining for weeks but it had to be cut

lmao

what brand is your mower, braun or gillette

# ? Dec 25, 2010 00:04

BUSINESS CATTE 2.0: Dec 23, 2002; by T. Butt

lol

he uses a nose hair trimmer

# ? Dec 25, 2010 00:19

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Jonny 290 posted:

lmao

what brand is your mower, braun or gillette

idgi

i have a reel mower

# ? Dec 25, 2010 00:20

Gynocentric Regime: Jun 9, 2010; by Cyrano4747

rotor posted:

idgi

i have a reel mower

Riding or push, and what brand engine?

# ? Dec 25, 2010 00:31

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Atasi posted:

Riding or push, and what brand engine?

# ? Dec 25, 2010 00:32

Sneaking Mission: Nov 11, 2008

rotor posted:

idgi

i have a reel mower

banned for rule 14

# ? Dec 25, 2010 00:37

TOO SCSI FOR MY CAT: Oct 12, 2008; this is what happens when you take UI design away from engineers and give it to a bunch of hipster art student "designers"

pa pa parazzi paparazzi~

# ? Dec 25, 2010 00:40

Bicycle SexFucker: Aug 15, 2007; I have zero interest in marriage.

Sneaking Mission posted:

banned for rule 14

I wouldn't call that a poor thing. Some of those mowers are actually pretty loving good.

Others suck.

# ? Dec 25, 2010 00:42

Jo: Jan 24, 2005; Soiled Meat

Janin posted:

pa pa parazzi paparazzi~

Purr purr purrpurr fuzzy. :3:

# ? Dec 25, 2010 00:43

BUSINESS CATTE 2.0: Dec 23, 2002; by T. Butt

Neu posted:

I wouldn't call that a poor thing. Some of those mowers are actually pretty loving good.

Others suck.

banned for not knowing the rules

# ? Dec 25, 2010 00:44

Kirk: Sep 22, 2003

current cat status and current job status are overlapping and its freakin me out

# ? Dec 25, 2010 00:47

PipeRifle: Oct 4, 2004; we have catte

One more from the archives:

Rodent then:

(that thing in front of him is the strap of a backpack plus a usb cable, for size comparison)

Rodent now:

Full size dining table seats six or one catte/baby walrus

PipeRifle fucked around with this message at 00:52 on Dec 25, 2010

# ? Dec 25, 2010 00:49

Sniep: Mar 28, 2004; All I needed was that fatty blunt...

King of Breakfast

Atasi posted:

what brand engine?

mexican if youre doing it right

# ? Dec 25, 2010 00:50

z0rge Costanza: Jul 30, 2006; _{My posting...it's shit Jerry! Shit!}

Sniep posted:

mexican if youre doing it right

# ? Dec 25, 2010 00:56

Lutha Mahtin: Oct 10, 2010; Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

rotor posted:

i just got done mowing the lawn

it's super wet because it's been raining for weeks but it had to be cut

heh, you have to mow the lawn in december, how cute

*draws snow shoveling chore the week of the worst blizzard in twenty years*

# ? Dec 25, 2010 01:41

PipeRifle: Oct 4, 2004; we have catte

Aw, shoveling snow, adorable

*grabs isopropyl alcohol, heat gun, ice axe*

# ? Dec 25, 2010 01:44

HKR: Jan 13, 2006; there is no universe where duke nukem would not be a trans ally

PipeRifle posted:

Aw, shoveling snow, adorable

*grabs isopropyl alcohol, heat gun, ice axe*

Ha, taking care of snow, cute.

*Let's the snow pile up, dies of starvation when Cheetos and mountain dew run out and door is unable to open*

# ? Dec 25, 2010 01:50

Gynocentric Regime: Jun 9, 2010; by Cyrano4747

Sniep posted:

mexican if youre doing it right

Letting someone else have all the fun of doing your yard work is the sign of a shameful scrub.

# ? Dec 25, 2010 02:09

TOO SCSI FOR MY CAT: Oct 12, 2008; this is what happens when you take UI design away from engineers and give it to a bunch of hipster art student "designers"

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