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NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Biplane posted:

See, those aren't scary because they're just crabs.
Son, just wait 'til you accidentally catch a dose of them :o:




<edit> can't have a new page and no pic; here's a handsome fellow, a real Venom caterpillar



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Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

NoneMoreNegative posted:



What's that, the Tim Burton Caterpillar?

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Mr. Gibbycrumbles posted:

What's that, the Tim Burton Caterpillar?

It's a Brahmin Moth caterpillar, 100% real and not CGI at all :o:

A bunch more by the same photographer here, including my new favourite:



loving Maggot Touchdown!!! Oh Yeah!

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Angry Diplomat posted:

Crabs are bad-rear end motherfuckers. During vacation with the family, I was walking on a beach when I noticed a big commotion nearby. I initially thought that someone was in trouble, but it turned out that a little crab with a body the size of a quarter and enough courage to dwarf the motherfucking sun was sprinting around madly, pinching the poo poo out of everyone's feet when they came close to his territory and single-handedly holding a dozen gormless tourists at bay. That little crustacean had a warrior's spirit.

It's all about context. Richard Pryor had a routine where he talked about the difference between seeing an animal at the zoo and seeing an animal in the wild. In the zoo, you'll walk right right up to the lion cage and laugh and point. In the jungle, if a rabbit comes flying at you out of the underbrush, you poo poo your pants. Even a tiny crab will easily scare the poo poo out of big, fat human beings in its own environment. Also, that story is adorable.

cloudchamber
Aug 6, 2010

You know what the Ukraine is? It's a sitting duck. A road apple, Newman. The Ukraine is weak. It's feeble. I think it's time to put the hurt on the Ukraine

Ghost Toast
Nov 4, 2005

cloudchamber posted:



This is loving metal. You wouldn't happen to have this in a larger size, would you?

Rubber Slug
Aug 7, 2010

THE BLUE DEMON RIDES AGAIN

Cleretic posted:

...I'm not sure what I'm more amazed about. The fact he did it, or the logistics of it. How do you keep talking for 9.5 hours? Did he have food brought to him? How many glasses of water do you need to go through all of that? How many pages was this speech? Was he interrupted at any point? Did anyone know he was going to go for that long when he got up? Holy poo poo, so many questions, I need to find more about this.

If I recall correctly, you pretty much literally have to talk non-stop. You're not allowed to drink, eat, sit down, or even lean on something.

a bunch of ants
Jan 21, 2009

Wanna be professional criminals with me?

God Mode posted:

This is loving metal. You wouldn't happen to have this in a larger size, would you?

More from that festival:
http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2010/01/fiery_european_festivals.html

Sgt. Shaved Balls
Sep 6, 2006

by Lowtax

cloudchamber posted:



:rock:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-UbViuK4fY

Loanarn
May 28, 2004

This is why I beat hookers.


Sgt. at Arms

God Mode posted:

This is loving metal. You wouldn't happen to have this in a larger size, would you?

Edited for wallpaper size. Blown up and cropped but still looks good.

Loanarn has a new favorite as of 07:32 on Dec 15, 2010

Dr Hemulen
Jan 25, 2003

NoneMoreNegative posted:

A bunch more by the same photographer here, including my new favourite:




More here with less Islamic creationism:

http://photo.net/photos/siwanowicz

Thanks for posting that man, that guy is amazing!

CharlesWillisMaddox
Jun 6, 2007

by angerbeet




from the Punisher MAX series.

Five or six issues later, this is how it ends.

CharlesWillisMaddox has a new favorite as of 17:50 on Dec 17, 2010

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
People need to stop getting personal with the Punisher. In some other thread someone posted a pic from the Barracuda run where (spoiled for awfulness) Barracuda shoots Frank's loving baby in the HEAD

Man, was it satisfying when Frank cuts off his arms with a FIRE AXE

Saint Sputnik
Apr 1, 2007

Tyrannosaurs in P-51 Volkswagens!

Tommy Callahan
Sep 17, 2008

OH MY GOD! WE'RE BURNING ALIVE!

Rough Lobster posted:

People need to stop getting personal with the Punisher. In some other thread someone posted a pic from the Barracuda run where (spoiled for awfulness) Barracuda shoots Frank's loving baby in the HEAD

Man, was it satisfying when Frank cuts off his arms with a FIRE AXE

Actually it turns out that It was just a doll. His baby is safe.

Ghost Toast
Nov 4, 2005

Loanarn posted:

Edited for wallpaper size. Blown up and cropped but still looks good.



Holy poo poo dude, thanks so much. Now THIS is a wallpaper fit for the living room LCD.

sgtgump
May 15, 2005
Can't stop the signal.

Olaf

McLarenF1
Jan 9, 2004

Looking to Buy a McLaren, Anyone Selling One .... Cheap?

BlueBayou
Jan 16, 2008
Before she mends must sicken worse
http://www.redbullillume.com/gallery/final-images-2010.html

Red Bull photo contest finalists

raverrn
Apr 5, 2005

Unidentified spacecraft inbound from delta line.

All Silpheed squadrons scramble now!


https://www.kiwisbybeat.com

There are no words to describe how awesome I think this comic is.


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Angiepants
May 8, 2008


Vicissitude
Jan 26, 2004

You ever do the chicken dance at a wake? That really bothers people.

Batter up, little dude.


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Should Batman be disallowed on the premise of being inherently badass?

Metal Ray Sunshine
Jun 16, 2009

Muta's Mating Dance Rates a 5 on the Muta Scale

Vicissitude posted:


Should Batman be disallowed on the premise of being inherently badass?

Microwave
Dec 30, 2004

cocksucking idiot












flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Is this an ARG or something? Are we supposed to figure out what thread these actually belong in and that's where you post the next part of the cipher that eventually leads to combination to a safe full of gumballs and the deed to dracula's castle?

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Microwave posted:



What the hell is this?

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

The Saddest Rhino posted:

What the hell is this?

Its from Breaking Bad.

Treebeh
Sep 20, 2010

we never say anything unless it is worth taking a long time to say.
Here's some fan art I made for VIGILANTE. He's a pretty badass dude.

Buzkashi
Feb 4, 2003
College Slice

Angiepants posted:



My stepdad is almost exactly like Gregory Peck as Atticus Finch so this picture never fails to make me laugh my rear end off. Totally bad-rear end.

a bunch of ants
Jan 21, 2009

Wanna be professional criminals with me?

Microwave posted:





Whats this from?
Also look at this:

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Zaggitz
Jun 18, 2009

My urges are becoming...

UNCONTROLLABLE

You know what's bad-rear end? Hunting! Yeah!


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The biggest moose my father's ever killed. Done in with a bow and arrow.


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He has the antlers mounted over his desk at home now, for all to see.


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ddiddles
Oct 21, 2008

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I

Microwave posted:




This fucker. This mother fucker right here.

dinozombiesgoRARR
Dec 25, 2010

Momma said knock you out
Vulture dude's gonna kick some rear end

Keru
Aug 2, 2004

'n suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us 'n the sky was full of what looked like 'uge bats, all swooping 'n screeching 'n divin' around the ute.
That looks like it wouldn't be out of place in a Monster Manual for D&D.

Vicissitude
Jan 26, 2004

You ever do the chicken dance at a wake? That really bothers people.

Keru posted:

That looks like it wouldn't be out of place in a Monster Manual for D&D.

What a coincidence. I think that was from a photoshop thread about creating RL D&D monsters. That one seems to be an Owlbear (albeit without an owl's head).

dinozombiesgoRARR
Dec 25, 2010

Momma said knock you out
Don't try this at home, kids.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31MMw3Eazqw


No really, don't try it at home.

Soysaucebeast
Mar 4, 2008




dinozombiesgoRARR posted:

Don't try this at home, kids.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31MMw3Eazqw


No really, don't try it at home.

No, you really shouldn't.



Edit: Gah, Waffleimages is down. Let me rehost it.

Soysaucebeast has a new favorite as of 01:43 on Jan 4, 2011

a fellow creative
Sep 22, 2010

by Ozmaugh


razz
Dec 26, 2005

Queen of Maceration

Vicissitude posted:

What a coincidence. I think that was from a photoshop thread about creating RL D&D monsters. That one seems to be an Owlbear (albeit without an owl's head).

Pretty sure that's just a vulture holding its wings out at weird angles. The avian arm/hand is remarkably similar to our own.

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have it your weigh
Nov 10, 2005
SNARF

a bunch of ants posted:

Whats this from?

Its from Fantastic Four #51 drawn by Jack Kirby

have it your weigh has a new favorite as of 05:38 on Jan 4, 2011

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