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TheJoker138 posted:Nah, there's not enough shots of his balls for him to be Lundgren Punisher. *Removes The Punisher from netflix queue*
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TheJoker138 was exaggerating; you only see his rear end. The movie is still worth seeing at least once.
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Oct 14, 2010 04:51
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KOraithER posted:TheJoker138 was exaggerating; you only see his rear end. The movie is still worth seeing at least once. Well, if it's the ideal Dolph Lundgren movie it would be crime fighting, full penetration, crime fighting, full penetration, crime fighting, full penetration, and then it just kinda... ends.
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Oct 14, 2010 06:24
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KOraithER posted:TheJoker138 was exaggerating; you only see his rear end. The movie is still worth seeing at least once. No I'm not. When he's meditating in the sewer the first time you can totally see his balls hanging down. Trust me, I've inspected the footage very closely...  In all seriousness though it's only for a second, and the movie pretty much kicks rear end, if not as a Punisher movie, as a low budget 80's action movie. There is a scene where Dolph Lundgren rides up an elevator the door opens, and there's like, 20 ninjas. Then he just shoots all the ninjas with an M-16 and moves on to the next room.
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Oct 14, 2010 07:26
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TheJoker138 posted:There is a scene where Dolph Lundgren rides up an elevator the door opens, and there's like, 20 ninjas. Then he just shoots all the ninjas with an M-16 and moves on to the next room. Added to Netflix queue. I'm a big fan of bad '80s action movies AND comic books so I can't think why I haven't already seen this.
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Humanoid Female posted:Added to Netflix queue. I'm a big fan of bad '80s action movies AND comic books so I can't think why I haven't already seen this. It's got a ton of quotable lines too... Cop: How long can a man live after you've TORN HIS HEART OUT!?!? Dolph: A long...time... AND Other cop: What the gently caress do you call 125 murders in 5 years? Dolph: Work in progress. Those are just two. It's full of that kind of thing, it's great.
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Oct 15, 2010 01:28
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If I remember right, it has him blowing up some dude with an R/C car bomb. Just drives that sucker right under the car and Kablooey C4. Then, when everybody is scrambling around he hops on a chopper and rides off into the mist.
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TheJoker138 posted:Other cop: What the gently caress do you call 125 murders in 5 years? Alright, that's a pretty good Punisher line.
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Cabbit posted:Alright, that's a pretty good Punisher line. I think it gets a lot of hate that it doesn't deserve, just cause he doesn't wear the skull on his chest. He still has it on his knives, he just doesn't wear the shirt. Although in the original script, he was supposed to spray paint that poo poo onto a bulletproof vest before the final shoot out scene, but the movie changed it so he said no to the vest, cause he doesn't give a poo poo if he dies or not, so that went out the window. I've always liked it, and I don't get why more people don't like back on it with fond memories.
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Oct 15, 2010 17:36
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It's stupid just because there's no logically reason for him NOT to have the skull. It would have taken 5 minutes and $2 in the costume department. It is the most sensible of superhero costumes because it doesn't really look ridiculous at all. It was a conscious choice by the film makers and I've never understood it.
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Oct 15, 2010 21:41
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TheJoker138 posted:I think it gets a lot of hate that it doesn't deserve, just cause he doesn't wear the skull on his chest. He still has it on his knives, he just doesn't wear the shirt. Although in the original script, he was supposed to spray paint that poo poo onto a bulletproof vest before the final shoot out scene, but the movie changed it so he said no to the vest, cause he doesn't give a poo poo if he dies or not, so that went out the window. I've always liked it, and I don't get why more people don't like back on it with fond memories. At the time didn't the Punisher refuse to wear body armor in the comic?
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Oct 16, 2010 05:19
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Elijya posted:It's stupid just because there's no logically reason for him NOT to have the skull. It would have taken 5 minutes and $2 in the costume department. It is the most sensible of superhero costumes because it doesn't really look ridiculous at all. It was a conscious choice by the film makers and I've never understood it. The thing is, fanboys bitched about it looking stupid in the one movie where he did wear it in all it's glory though. I remember there was no end to the bitching about how he looked in the Tom Jane movie. Then that piece of poo poo War Zone made it so faded you could barely even see it.
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I saw this in the badass thread, and it made me think of something like this. Not entirely happy with it though.
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TheJoker138 posted:The thing is, fanboys bitched about it looking stupid in the one movie where he did wear it in all it's glory though. I remember there was no end to the bitching about how he looked in the Tom Jane movie. Then that piece of poo poo War Zone made it so faded you could barely even see it. War Zone was a great movie, though 
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Strontosaurus posted:War Zone was a great movie, though I'm not going to get into this in this thread. I've derailed too much, so if you want to continue this, I'll make a post about why I hate that movie and why it's a bastardization of the comics over in the derail thread. In short though: you're wrong.
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Do it. I dare you.
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Oct 18, 2010 06:36
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Strontosaurus posted:Do it. I dare you. He already did it. an hour and 50 minutes ago. :veidt:
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Oct 18, 2010 06:45
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Based on the image posted in the Funny Panels Thread, I bring you the newest variant cover.
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Nov 27, 2010 03:50
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Just FYI you may think that's Wolverine's knee but it's noooooooooooooooot. EDIT: He edited that piece just so you know. 
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Nov 27, 2010 03:52
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I apologize for the horrible wrestling joke, but the bottom panel kept goading me. drat it, Loki! You hosed it up!
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Gavok posted:I apologize for the horrible wrestling joke, but the bottom panel kept goading me. It's OK, I laughed.
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When I read the end of Avengers Prime, I knew what I had to do.   
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Gavok posted:When I read the end of Avengers Prime, I knew what I had to do. This is amazing.
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That's goddamn perfect, Gavok.
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That is pretty perfect, and with Thor there, it reminds me of the first Oglaf strip about Kronar (warning:  ) http://oglaf.com/son-of-kronar/
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Jan 8, 2011 12:38
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Gavok posted:When I read the end of Avengers Prime, I knew what I had to do. The whole concept is awesome, but my favorite part is Luke Cage. That little interjection is loving amazing.
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invalid user posted:The whole concept is awesome, but my favorite part is Luke Cage. That little interjection is loving amazing. I spent like fifteen minutes trying to figure out a way to rewrite Superman's speech so that it's about ruling with might and trust instead of trust and fear. Then I simply cut my losses via Luke Cage.
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That's great. Bravo.
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Jan 11, 2011 22:57
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Waffleimages seems to be the hosting service of choice here. I hope I did right.
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Is it possible to link to the unaltered panels? I'm not familiar with some of the comics posted in here (especially DC).
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This isn't a panel, but it's in the spirit of this thread: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9jmTnpDjmQhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9jmTnpDjmQ
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Baron Bifford posted:Waffleimages seems to be the hosting service of choice here. I hope I did right. You definitely did it right.
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smashpro1 posted:This isn't a panel, but it's in the spirit of this thread: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9jmTnpDjmQhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9jmTnpDjmQ I turned it off when the annoying guy who thinks he's funny said "for the win."
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Baron Bifford posted:Waffleimages seems to be the hosting service of choice here. I hope I did right. Ok, I'm picturing the White Ring hitting Lord's finger and his neck unspiraling like a windowshade, and I can't stop laughing.
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smashpro1 posted:This isn't a panel, but it's in the spirit of this thread: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9jmTnpDjmQhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9jmTnpDjmQ This is quite good. All the naysayers who think Reynolds will play Deadpool in Space need to see this.
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Baron Bifford posted:Waffleimages seems to be the hosting service of choice here. I hope I did right. Lord was a Burple drink all along!
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TheJoker138 posted:I turned it off when the annoying guy who thinks he's funny said "for the win." So you turned it off because the guy pretending to be Deadpool was doing a spot-on Deadpool?
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Gavok posted:So you turned it off because the guy pretending to be Deadpool was doing a spot-on Deadpool? No, see, Deadpool actually IS funny.
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TheJoker138 posted:No, see, Deadpool actually IS funny. Ask any Marvel character and I'm sure most of them would refer to Deadpool as "annoying guy who thinks he's funny". The guy's golden moment is the time he quoted Street Fighter. Is having him say an online meme really that different?
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