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The guy who played the old grumpy man who hates  http://www.digitalspy.com/ustv/news/a295960/seinfeld-actor-bill-erwin-dies-aged-96.html Lord of Laughton fucked around with this message at 14:53 on Jan 6, 2011 |
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George warned him he could go at any time!
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Jan 6, 2011 00:27
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That was Jerry's cantankerous old charge with the haitian caretaker and the record collection. George's old guy was the decrepit mastermind from the saw movies.
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Jan 6, 2011 00:40
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Are you the boyfriend? I know she's got a boyfriend? Are you here to kill me? You're going to kill an old man you COWARD?!
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Jan 6, 2011 00:52
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I would like to dip my bald head in oil and rub it all over your body.
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Jan 6, 2011 05:01
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hall n oates mom posted:That was Jerry's cantankerous old charge with the haitian caretaker and the record collection. George's old guy was the decrepit mastermind from the saw movies. Wow, correcting one point only to be wrong on two. The caretaker was from Senegal (wild, wild stuff) and Tobin Bell played the record store owner, not George's old man.
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Jan 6, 2011 08:39
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Chunk posted:One of tonight's episodes is about faking orgasms. That episode screwed me up so much as a kid, really made me think the female orgasm was completely impossible to achieve. Haha same here, I think I never completely trusted that my first girlfriend was being honest in bed and it eventually destroyed our relationship.
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Jan 6, 2011 09:22
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neoboman posted:The caretaker was from Senegal (wild, wild stuff) and Tobin Bell played the record store owner, not George's old man. "No I didn't."
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Jan 6, 2011 09:26
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ELAINE: Oh, hi. This is Hal. Hal, this is Kramer. Kramer, Hal. KRAMER: Hal, .. uh Langerhans. HAL: Kitzmiller. KRAMER: Oh, Kitzmiller. That's right That line always got me.
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Jan 6, 2011 18:41
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I have a question for you Seinfeld experts. There's one episode where George is telling the story to Jerry of his night with a girl, where he mentions that he felt a sudden "urge" and had to make an excuse and leave. I was never quite clear on what this urge was. Did he fart on her or something? If it helps pinpoint the episode, I think the excuse he made when he left was that he had an expiring bus transfer.
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Jan 6, 2011 19:13
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He had to take a huge dump and her bathroom was like, right in her living room.
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Jan 6, 2011 19:14
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and remember that George's shits are a pretty complicated affair
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Jan 6, 2011 19:23
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Thank goodness for the iToilet
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Jan 6, 2011 19:32
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"So I tell her,"I think I should leave now", and she looks at me surprised, as if she couldn't understand what had just happened and why I was leaving... the only excuse that I could fathom would be acceptable is to tell her that I am indeed Batman, and I'm sorry I just saw that Bat signal out the window."
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Jan 6, 2011 22:40
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GEORGE: (emerging from bathroom, buttoning his shirt) A gymnast! I can't believe it, you didn't tell me she was a gymnast. JERRY: (watching George buttoning his shirt) What is this? GEORGE: What, I'm puttin' my shirt back on. JERRY: (stares at George, incredulous) "Back on"? What was it doing off? GEORGE: I take it off when I go to the, uh, y'know, to the "office". JERRY: (laughing) What for? GEORGE: Well, it frees me up. No encumbrances. JERRY: Unbuttoned, or all the way off? GEORGE: ALL the way, baby! JERRY: Of course. For the rest of my life I will laugh at all these jokes.
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Jan 6, 2011 22:44
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T. Finn posted:and remember that George's shits are a pretty complicated affair Also remember, according to Jerry, "This could only happen to you."
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Jan 6, 2011 22:53
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neoboman posted:Also remember, according to Jerry, "This could only happen to you." I had something similar happen once, a couple years ago. Had to bolt right out of there, but it was before something was going to start as opposed to during so it was not as embarrassing.
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Jan 7, 2011 02:08
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MokBa posted:I had something similar happen once, a couple years ago. Had to bolt right out of there, but it was before something was going to start as opposed to during so it was not as embarrassing. Have you ever considered incorporating more food into your lovemaking?
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Jan 7, 2011 02:11
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Jerusalem posted:Have you ever considered incorporating more food into your lovemaking? I find pastrami to be the most erotic of the dried, cured meats.
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Jan 7, 2011 03:28
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"My name is Bill. I might be the last person you ever see." I don't know why that line popped into my head just now, but it had my chuckling to myself for a good 15 seconds.
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Jan 7, 2011 23:20
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I don't know if you've seen this, it's a "lost" seinfeld episode about kramer's "incident" at the laugh factory, edited with seinfeld clips. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmsTb_jmqb4 At this point I must say "The Pool Guy" is my favorite episode. "That's cool, I'm up for some stuff too!" There should be a real chunnel movie with larry david as the protagonist, leading the way, yelling at everyone to get out of the chunnel.
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Jan 7, 2011 23:41
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-I've got to find a Mohel. -You should call this off, Elaine. It's a barbaric ritual. -Perhaps one day when the pigmen roam free it will be stopped. Until then, ooooff with their heads!
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Jan 8, 2011 04:44
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bruckner posted:There should be a real chunnel movie with larry david as the protagonist, leading the way, yelling at everyone to get out of the chunnel. It's not really the same thing, but there was this: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116040/
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Jan 8, 2011 05:00
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DrBouvenstein posted:I find pastrami to be the most erotic of the dried, cured meats.
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Jan 8, 2011 09:32
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Jerry: What's that? Kramer: That's the reaction that Frank and Estelle had when I informed them of George's man-love for She-Jerry.
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Jan 10, 2011 17:32
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bruckner posted:At this point I must say "The Pool Guy" is my favorite episode. "How can you show your face there now?" "Oh, I can't. Newman too, yeah, they revoked our membership. We can't go anywhere near it."
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Jan 11, 2011 00:47
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bruckner posted:There should be a real chunnel movie with larry david as the protagonist, leading the way, yelling at everyone to get out of the chunnel. Apparently the English don't watch enough Seinfeld because every time I use the term "chunnel" they look at me like I'm crazy.
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Jan 11, 2011 12:22
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For Sale: Big, juicy van. Interesting trades considered.
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Jan 11, 2011 16:32
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The part in the Reverse Peephole episode when Kramer and Newman find Puddy's (or was it Joe Mayo's?) fur coat in the tree and Kramer automatically thinks it's a dead bear just cracks me up. Yes, there's a dead bear hanging in a tree in the middle of New York City in broad daylight. Also love how in The Burning, George seems more insane than usual. Not only does that episode contain the infamous "hip musicians/complicated shoes" line, but I love his initial reaction to this: Kramer: Well, I got gonorrhea! Elaine: Yeah, that sounds about right. Kramer: That's what they gave me! George: ...the government?
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Jan 11, 2011 17:03
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Not An Irish Monk posted:The part in the Reverse Peephole episode when Kramer and Newman find Puddy's (or was it Joe Mayo's?) fur coat in the tree and Kramer automatically thinks it's a dead bear just cracks me up. Yes, there's a dead bear hanging in a tree in the middle of New York City in broad daylight. "Where did you learn to climb trees like that?" "The Pacific Northwest!"
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Jan 11, 2011 17:16
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Kevyn posted:"Where did you learn to climb trees like that?"
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Jan 11, 2011 18:25
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"Jerry, this is Frank Costanza. Steinbrenner is here, George is dead...call me back" Probably my favorite line.
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Jan 11, 2011 19:11
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I'd like to have shoehorn hands!
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Jan 12, 2011 01:44
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What would she have, hooks? Do hooks make it more attractive, Jerry? ...Kinda cool lookin'
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Jan 12, 2011 17:00
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It's time to show Neil whose Neil!
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Jan 12, 2011 19:21
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeooRXYmOu8 I just want to post this (or repost it, since someone has probably put it in here somewhere at some point) Because I think this might be my favorite sequence in all of Seinfeld.
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Jan 13, 2011 08:24
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"Ya kept making all the stops?!"
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Jan 13, 2011 08:27
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Good thinking Cougar.
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Jan 13, 2011 08:41
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Not An Irish Monk posted:Also love how in The Burning, George seems more insane than usual. Not only does that episode contain the infamous "hip musicians/complicated shoes" line, but I love his initial reaction to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luYxUjM3l_k I had no idea that was the same episode as George going out on a high note. Seinfeld episodes have so many things going on I never know what part of one storyline goes with another part of somebody elses storyline.
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OnlyJuanMon posted:"Ya kept making all the stops?!"
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