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ChubbyEmoBabe
Sep 6, 2003

-=|NMN|=-
Being a fan of the show let me go on about how much I hate it! ;)


I was listening to the "GJJ" archive and it is pretty amazing how you can hear how quickly that little seed of doubt grew into a forest of betrayal from the people around him. It's pretty fascinating when you hear it condensed like that.

sedative: Thanks!

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Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

therapy posted:

Didn't he also say that the reason he doesn't do it himself is because he's disgusted by it himself?

I sincerely hope not. I like to joke about the Howard Hughesness of Stern, but loving hell...

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades
Dude has caused anal fissures because he would wipe too much, Howard is nuts when it comes to that stuff. Nuts, and the means to support your insanity = Howard Hughes levels of crazy poo poo.

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

AxeManiac posted:

Dude has caused anal fissures because he would wipe too much, Howard is nuts when it comes to that stuff. Nuts, and the means to support your insanity = Howard Hughes levels of crazy poo poo.

So the irony of ironies: Stern made a career out of making fun of people that he'll eventually become.

Oh, and Ericthebedhumper on YouTube is doing some amazing edits:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Bb7HTNZm8Q

Mad Doctor Cthulhu fucked around with this message at 07:04 on Jan 18, 2011

lynch_69
Jan 21, 2001

I remember Howard saying that he has Beth cut his toenails because he can't see clearly down there because of his failing eyesight. Urgh. He has the worst mommy fixation. I bet she's thrilled to be down there too. :barf:

Moniker
Mar 16, 2004

lynch_69 posted:

I remember Howard saying that he has Beth cut his toenails because he can't see clearly down there because of his failing eyesight. Urgh. He has the worst mommy fixation. I bet she's thrilled to be down there too. :barf:

That's really not a big deal at all. I have my girl trim my back hair for me. I could get it if I tried but it's easier. I don't have mommy issues. I think people read way too far into the guy sometimes. The dude is old and probably can't see anything so she does it for him.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

He could always get glasses.

pepperoniroller
Sep 11, 2001

Moniker posted:

That's really not a big deal at all. I have my girl trim my back hair for me. I could get it if I tried but it's easier. I don't have mommy issues. I think people read way too far into the guy sometimes. The dude is old and probably can't see anything so she does it for him.

You disgust your girlfriend

Ret
Sep 17, 2004

Show definitely feels rushed now that they're sticking pretty strict to news at nine. Oh well.

dyn
Jan 9, 2005

Barn duelin' since '07
How come these guys are so stuck on Lotus Notes? I don't get it...

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

A more flexible schedule is actually a stricter schedule.



dyn posted:

How come these guys are so stuck on Lotus Notes? I don't get it...

Howard is buddies with Jeff Schick from IBM. Typically, that's why Lotus Notes is still around - someone is friends with someone from IBM. And I've heard things about Lotus Notes databases being difficult to migrate out of.

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
I tend to agree with that SFN rumor. Most subs re-up in the first few months of the year and I think after that, Howard will kick the new schedule into place. I doubt he's working 20 hours a week by June(or earlier).

Ransom
Jan 8, 2001

JOLLY RAPIST

sedative posted:

356 MB http://www.multiupload.com/2J963E9407

Holy poo poo this is phenomenal. I wasnt listening when all this went down and have heard little bits from time to time but jesus this was one of the single greatest ideas they ever had. I'm listening to Chaunce Hayden cry right now and loving loving it.

Dan the Song Parody Man
John The Stutterer
Chauncey
Shuli
Cabbie
Yucko
Sal
Richard Christy
Bob Levy

That was the full list of contestants right? Jesus I'm so glad Yucko didnt win.

Also, what was it that got Chauncey off the show? What about Cabbie? Was it the porno that finally got him banned?

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Ransom posted:

Also, what was it that got Chauncey off the show? What about Cabbie? Was it the porno that finally got him banned?

Someone correct me if I'm wrong but Chauncey kept feeding bullshit stories about Howard to gossip rags.

Cabbie was ultimately banned a few years ago. He was in the studio to promote some kind of weight loss supplement and as soon as he walked in Howard told him that he looked fatter then before.

The company sued (or tired to) Howard for lost revenue and Cabbie also badmouthed him over the incident. Howard then stated that that would be the last time he would deal with him.

I think Artie may have done a few benefits for/with him after but he's not been on the show since.

Viktor
Nov 12, 2005

Ransom posted:

Also, what was it that got Chauncey off the show? What about Cabbie? Was it the porno that finally got him banned?

Chauncey wrote an expose on Scores in his magazine stepping out which I think was the last straw with Howard.

Moniker
Mar 16, 2004

pepperoniroller posted:

You disgust your girlfriend

Read: My girlfriend loves me. or Guys disgust all girls.

sedative
Mar 20, 2003

‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ :allears:
It was because of poo poo related to Sirius stock and insider trading. He went on Neil Cavuto's show as some Howard Stern expert after being subpoenaed by the SEC.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pW9aPfIKDY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2GAlwOc_p4

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


Moniker posted:

Read: My girlfriend loves me. or Guys disgust all girls.

I once asked a girl to cook me dinner. I bet because my mom cooked for me and it turns me on... I'm disgusting.

daveslash
Jan 8, 2002

enemy light post spotted

dyn posted:

How come these guys are so stuck on Lotus Notes? I don't get it...
I think it's mostly because that's what they use. If they were to use anything else, it would require change. Change is hard and effort. Just like booking guests.

Ransom posted:

Also, what was it that got Chauncey off the show?
Chaunce said or wrote or did something that caused the SEC to investigate Stern and staff for insider trading regarding Sirius stock.

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

quote:

From: Eric Lynch

Hey Mutt,
I am really getting loving pissed off with you, and that loving worthless rear end site full of no life having worthless losers shitheads. I am sick of the loving losers of your site posting my drat videos from the JFSC03 Youtube Channel which non of them have a loving right to any of those videos. Those are my videos from my webcam. If I see more new videos posted I will have a lawyer contact you. Also you loving king of all of the losers listen up shithead I have had a enough of the shithead members on your loving worthless site saying that I am dead, and that I died back in December, or November. I am 100% alive, and breathing. Those videos are not being made with a fake version of me. It is 100% me in the videos. Actually come to think of it I do not want my name to appear on your worthless rear end site anymore in any way at all. No more mentioning of me by your worthless members ever or I will make sure you lose that worthless rear end site. If the worthless losers that say all of the bullshit about me on your worthless site is going to get me back on the show they are wrong. I am sick of being harassed, abused, and threatened by losers that I know are members of your site.

I have to give Eric credit for having the foresight to write all these e-mails and make all these videos in advance of his passing.

e: the word "worthless" appears 8 times.

Crotch Bat fucked around with this message at 18:49 on Jan 18, 2011

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

"[Slipped discs] do not exist."
- Howard Stern

musclecoder
Oct 23, 2006

I'm all about meeting girls. I'm all about meeting guys.

Crotch Bat posted:

I have to give Eric credit for having the foresight to write all these e-mails and make all these videos in advance of his passing.

Did anyone else read that and insert pauses at random places? I did. "worthles....rear end....site"

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
Ahahahaha he made a video talking about it all today. Give it a listen, its hilarious to see a disabled person who hasn't worked one honest day in his life lecture people on wasting money and paying bills.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB8SPuuBgCU

rapentire
Apr 17, 2003

daveslash posted:

Chaunce said or wrote or did something that caused the SEC to investigate Stern and staff for insider trading regarding Sirius stock.

I thought it was an online vote from the fans when Stern had a forum. Chaunce told the audience if they want Ralph or Chaunce off of the show. If the audience didn't want him on the show, Chaunce said he'll never call in or get involved with the show anymore.

Smeep
Jan 20, 2004

This live ads in the middle of regular show conversation bullshit has got to go.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Smeep posted:

This live ads in the middle of regular show conversation bullshit has got to go.

Initially, he said they put commercial breaks in because they needed time to pee and set up the next segment. These, however, are just straight up bullshit.

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost

Bonzo posted:

Cabbie was ultimately banned a few years ago. He was in the studio to promote some kind of weight loss supplement and as soon as he walked in Howard told him that he looked fatter then before.

The company sued (or tired to) Howard for lost revenue and Cabbie also badmouthed him over the incident. Howard then stated that that would be the last time he would deal with him.

Among other reasons, Cabbie was banned for shooting a porno with Ron Jeremy in Howard's studio, and they defiled the OJ Mask.

DangerDummy!
Jul 7, 2009

Bonzo posted:

Cabbie was ultimately banned a few years ago. He was in the studio to promote some kind of weight loss supplement and as soon as he walked in Howard told him that he looked fatter then before.

The company sued (or tired to) Howard for lost revenue and Cabbie also badmouthed him over the incident. Howard then stated that that would be the last time he would deal with him.

I think Artie may have done a few benefits for/with him after but he's not been on the show since.

The porno thing was a big deal, too. There's a picture of Ron Jeremy sticking his dick in the mouth of the OJ mask, and that freaked Howard out something serious since guests were always putting it on as a goof during breaks.

Cabbie also put a picture on the diet supplement's website with Howard after he promised Howard he wouldn't do it.

Cabbie was loving terrible for the most part, but there was some great stuff too. His psychotic breakdown in 04-05 was amazing, and a lot of his weird gay revelations were hilarious.

I'm pretty sure Artie did the benefits before the ban, though.

This is the best: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_2Qecnjky8&feature=related

I desperately search for the love my parents didn't give
If they really loved me I'd know where they live

e: Beaten by a mile

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

Let's not forget that Cabbie also claimed he had a Howard Stern sex tape in his possession and he went on Opie and Anthony to brag about it.

DangerDummy!
Jul 7, 2009

Just remember that he doesn't want to be called "crazy" anymore.

Kragger99
Mar 21, 2004
Pillbug
Anyone heard why Beet hasn't been around lately?

I kinda miss him.

Kragger99 fucked around with this message at 21:21 on Jan 18, 2011

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

Before we engage we should hang back and study their tactics.
I was really close to putting Eric the Midget on my Death Pool list, but then I realized that there's no way that he would give the show the satisfaction of dying while they are on the air.

burmart
Sep 14, 2002

10,000 Cunts
Is all of Johnny Fratto's income Eric the Midget centered?

TASTE THE PAIN!!
May 18, 2004

I can't wait til Eric makes SFN disappear forever. Seems the plan on the show is to not even mention him and wait him out, I do hope he eventually gives in. He's got nothing else going on, may as well be part of the show. But I've always loved the little guy, he makes for good radio in my opinion.

Butthole Prince
Nov 19, 2004

She said that she was working for the ABC News / It was as much of the alphabet as she knew how to use.

burmart posted:

Is all of Johnny Fratto's income Eric the Midget centered?

There's income generated by EtM?

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


Man I'm glad my significant other actually enjoys watching sports with me.

Manwithastick
Jul 26, 2010

http://www.youtube.com/user/EricTheActorJFSC1975#p/u/6/K8KFFfeeEVA

Eric saying why he makes his video - as mentioned he claims he does it support Johnny


Amazing when you see dead people speak dont'cha think

burmart
Sep 14, 2002

10,000 Cunts

Butthole Prince posted:

There's income generated by EtM?

I assume so. He's doing all that stuff for the Johnny Fratto Social club. I can't think of a single other thing that does but give Eric the Midget a platform.

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

burmart posted:

I assume so. He's doing all that stuff for the Johnny Fratto Social club. I can't think of a single other thing that does but give Eric the Midget a platform.

What is he doing for the JFSC? The American Idol show no longer exists on Stickam, and nothing has been heard from Gina or King for a year or so. Hell, come to think of it, I think the last time I heard anything from JFSC was around the time the Midget's weiner was revealed and that was May 2009.

I don't think Eric the Midget has anything to do with Fratto anymore, not since the show started making fun of Fratto for being owned by the Midget. Does anybody know when the last call Fratto made into the show was? I think it involved Jeff the Drunk, but I can't be sure.

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OG KUSH BLUNTS
Jan 4, 2011

I still believe one day that I will see Eric fly with balloons.

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