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Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

Trin Tragula posted:

They're two of the oldest rules in the book and two of the most important and influential - they were created in the 1900s to ban the kind of mass-momentum plays that had hundreds of players dying on the field and the President threatening to ban the sport unless it could be made safer.

Yep, because back in those days a lot of the time you just had an amorphous mass of dudes all swarmed around the ball carrier, pushing in opposite directions. This resulted in people getting crushed and/or trampled and caused all loving kinds of severe life-threatening injuries - because everyone else on the offense was pushing/pulling/propping the runner to keep him standing as all the defenders were trying to get him on the ground. You can't control what's going on in this human blob - half the time you can't even see it. Plays would end and there would be two guys with broken necks and poo poo like that :smith:

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Larch
Dec 20, 2004

BEE LOVER

Bashez posted:

A bunch of idiots get motivated when they think someone isn't giving them enough respect so coaches feed this poo poo like crazy to motivate people. Belichick is really good at this. This goes hand in hand with bulletin board material. If someone says something like "oh yeah we feel like we can score a touchdown against them and hopefully our defense will carry us" you blow that poo poo up and post "oh yeah we feel like we can score" somewhere the defense will see it all the time and then post "our defense will carry us" so that the offense gets angry too. After that you see if you can't suss out some signals from your video, while listening to some Bon Jovi.

Yes. Then your lovely team loses, and doesn't even make the playoffs. It's easy to talk poo poo in that case. Clearly.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Blackula69 posted:

How much is the Steelers Super Bowl XLIII ball I got with my SI subscription worth?
Is it also a phone?

This could be important, because then it would be a fun relic of an earlier time.

Gooses and Geeses
Jan 1, 2005

OH GOD WHY DIDN'T I LISTEN?
Why are the divisional playoffs called that? Is it because the division winners play?

Blackula69
Apr 1, 2007

DEHUMANIZE  YOURSELF  &  FACE  TO  BLACULA

CannonFodder posted:

Is it also a phone?

This could be important, because then it would be a fun relic of an earlier time.

I wish to god that it was. I told my roommate it was and he thought I was serious, he was so disappointed when I opened the package.

pasaluki
Feb 27, 2008

THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE

Rathen posted:

Why are the divisional playoffs called that? Is it because the division winners play?

It's because the Elite 8 was already taken.

The real reason is because the marquee teams (the #1 and #2 seeds in both the AFC/NFC who are automatically division winners) play this week after spending the week off admiring how swell they are.

It can be a division winner matchup only if the #3 and #4 seeds survive against the wildcards.

Usually at least one wildcard will bring down a division winner(usually the #4 seed which is in a weaker division will fall to the 2nd best team in a really good division)

gabensraum
Sep 16, 2003


LOAD "NICE!",8,1

pasaluki posted:

Usually at least one wildcard will bring down a division winner(usually the #4 seed which is in a weaker division will fall to the 2nd best team in a really good division)

I came in to ask a question pretty much about this. I've been reading people saying things like "the superbowl could be the battle of the sixth seeds!" but I don't see how it's such a big deal. In Australia's AFL this would be remarkable because there's a single league ladder. In the NFL it seems conceivable, even likely, that a couple of divisions could share the best teams in the league. Isn't that the point of having wildcards?

I follow the Packers from afar so I'm probably confused as well as biased :ohdear:

Bashez
Jul 19, 2004

:10bux:

deep square leg posted:

I came in to ask a question pretty much about this. I've been reading people saying things like "the superbowl could be the battle of the sixth seeds!" but I don't see how it's such a big deal. In Australia's AFL this would be remarkable because there's a single league ladder. In the NFL it seems conceivable, even likely, that a couple of divisions could share the best teams in the league. Isn't that the point of having wildcards?

I follow the Packers from afar so I'm probably confused as well as biased :ohdear:

It's extremely unlikely the best teams actually go to the superbowl. Football is a weird game that way, I don't think anyone's confused that the Seahawks are better than the Saints. Or the Jets Pats for that matter.

may contain peanuts
Sep 28, 2007

WOW what a grate sports paly by the 49rs (better than seahawks)

Bashez posted:

It's extremely unlikely the best teams actually go to the superbowl. Football is a weird game that way, I don't think anyone's confused that the Seahawks are better than the Saints. Or the Jets Pats for that matter.
I see where you're coming from here but Saints/Seahawks isn't a great example of it. Bears/Seahawks works better, or if you're willing to go to the regular season, 49ers/anyone they beat.

OperaMouse
Oct 30, 2010

Who is Megatron?

He seems to be a wide receiver in an NFC North team.

Dramatika
Aug 1, 2002

THE BANK IS OPEN

OperaMouse posted:

Who is Megatron?

He seems to be a wide receiver in an NFC North team.

Calvin Johnson.

Blackula69
Apr 1, 2007

DEHUMANIZE  YOURSELF  &  FACE  TO  BLACULA
He's like if you took the height, speed, and hands of the best receivers and put them together in one. His measurables are off the charts and on a good team he would be shredding the record books for #2 all-time. I firmly believe this.

When he did the weigh-in at the combine, his freaking muscles had muscles. Deion Sanders says he told his wife to turn off the tv.

oldfan
Jul 22, 2007

"Mathewson pitched against Cincinnati yesterday. Another way of putting it is that Cincinnati lost a game of baseball."

Blackula69 posted:

He's like if you took the height, speed, and hands of the best receivers and put them together in one. His measurables are off the charts and on a good team he would be shredding the record books for #2 all-time. I firmly believe this.

When he did the weigh-in at the combine, his freaking muscles had muscles. Deion Sanders says he told his wife to turn off the tv.

And yet Al Davis, who usually masturbates to the idea of a receiver like that, took JaMarcus Russell over him. One of the great mysteries...

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



JaMarcus could throw a football 200 yards while lying flat on his chest.

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

Blackula69 posted:

He's like if you took the height, speed, and hands of the best receivers and put them together in one. His measurables are off the charts and on a good team he would be shredding the record books for #2 all-time. I firmly believe this.
Definitely. Put him on the Patriots, Colts, Packers, Saints, Chargers (insert other teams with very prolific passing games and consistent QB play here) and there's no way in HELL it's 2010 before he makes his first pro bowl.

Then again, he's not the first and won't be the last really good player on (insert bad team here) that gets overlooked, unfortunately.

The worst part: His best statistical year just had to be when the Lions went 0-16. On ANY other team this stat line does NOT get snubbed come Pro Bowl time:
pre:
                        G       Rec     Yards   Avg     Y/G     Long    TD      20+     40+
2008 	Detroit Lions 	16 	78 	1,331 	17.1 	83.2 	96T 	12 	21 	7 
I can't imagine the kind of poo poo he could do on a team that didn't have a revolving door at QB - it's almost scary.

e: VVV If Stafford stays healthy and the secondary improves, the NFCN becomes a brutal 3-horse race (sorry, Vikings... it's your turn to sit in the corner for at least a year or three) and Megatron will destroy everyone :ohdear:

Fenrir fucked around with this message at 03:45 on Jan 19, 2011

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

Fenrir posted:

Definitely. Put him on the Patriots, Colts, Packers, Saints, Chargers (insert other teams with very prolific passing games and consistent QB play here) and there's no way in HELL it's 2010 before he makes his first pro bowl.

Then again, he's not the first and won't be the last really good player on (insert bad team here) that gets overlooked, unfortunately.

Matt Stafford is getting adamantium shoulders and we're taking the league by storm next season, just you loving wait I know the TFF consensus is that the Lions are trending up, thanks for the support guys

pasaluki
Feb 27, 2008

THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE

deep square leg posted:

In the NFL it seems conceivable, even likely, that a couple of divisions could share the best teams in the league. Isn't that the point of having wildcards?

I follow the Packers from afar so I'm probably confused as well as biased :ohdear:

It is the point of the wildcards in general,but there have been plenty of times where all of the division winners had better records than the wildcards. This year was sort of special in how good the wildcards were and how bad some of the 3 and 4 seeds were. Because of this there was sort of an elevation of the wildcard teams and a backlash against the division winners since the division winners got to host the game despite having a weaker record.

With Seattle being 7-9 and still making the playoffs there was more controversy about this than there usually is. The last time that it was like this was when San Diego made the playoffs by winning their division and New England didn't make the playoffs with a much better record.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

pasaluki posted:

It is the point of the wildcards in general,but there have been plenty of times where all of the division winners had better records than the wildcards. This year was sort of special in how good the wildcards were and how bad some of the 3 and 4 seeds were. Because of this there was sort of an elevation of the wildcard teams and a backlash against the division winners since the division winners got to host the game despite having a weaker record.

With Seattle being 7-9 and still making the playoffs there was more controversy about this than there usually is. The last time that it was like this was when San Diego made the playoffs by winning their division and New England didn't make the playoffs with a much better record.

I love that the last four teams that've made the playoffs with an 8-8 record or worse have actually won their first playoff game

Jimong5
Oct 3, 2005

If history is to change, let it change! If the world is to be destroyed, so be it! If my fate is to be destroyed... I must simply laugh!!
Grimey Drawer

Rathen posted:

Why are the divisional playoffs called that? Is it because the division winners play?

i think its a relic from when the second wildcard was added. Back then wild card weekend was just played between the 2 wild card teams and all 3 division winners got a bye. Eventually a third was added and its the system we have today. (which was 3 division winners 3 wildcards, and now is 4 winners and 2 wildcards)

Blackula69
Apr 1, 2007

DEHUMANIZE  YOURSELF  &  FACE  TO  BLACULA
Also, one thing people forget about Calvin Johnson is that his size and speed make no sense. Like none at all.

At the combine, he ran a 4.35 40, did an 11'07" broad jump(!!!!!), and had a 42.5" vertical. Those are incredible results for any wide receiver, let alone one who's 6'5".

But even that's not the insane part. He did all of that at 239 lbs, which is incredibly heavy for a wide receiver with his speed - before the weigh-in, people thought he was around 225.

To put it in perspective, CJ has 2 inches and 15 pounds on Andre "Best WR in the NFL" Johnson, with a faster 40, 7 more inches in the broad jump, and 1 more inch in vertical jumping ability.

Calvin Johnson is a FREAK

NuclearGuru
Jan 4, 2011
What are some good football blogs/sites? Analysis, humor, whatever. I just like reading about football! I'm familiar with Football Outsiders, but I was reading in the Jets/Steelers thread that they are looked down upon somewhat, so I want to branch out.

tk
Dec 10, 2003

Nap Ghost

NuclearGuru posted:

What are some good football blogs/sites? Analysis, humor, whatever. I just like reading about football! I'm familiar with Football Outsiders, but I was reading in the Jets/Steelers thread that they are looked down upon somewhat, so I want to branch out.

For college football you want:
-edsbs
-Dr. Saturday
-Pre-Snap Read

Smart Football is pretty popular. He seems to write more about college than NFL.

Blackula69
Apr 1, 2007

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I like Yahoo! Sports (nfl.yahoo.com) but they got some new writers this year and I haven't been reading as much as in past years. Mike Silver is really good, at least, and he's funny as hell sometimes.

Evoq
Jul 2, 2007
Has the NFL made any special provisions or whatever to keep the Jets from playing the Giants? The Raiders and Niners are, technically, walking distance away from one another and they still play one another, so would they have set up any special rules to just reroll the schedule for either the Jets or Giants should they get each others numbers?

Oodles of Wootles
Nov 8, 2008

safe

Evoq posted:

Has the NFL made any special provisions or whatever to keep the Jets from playing the Giants? The Raiders and Niners are, technically, walking distance away from one another and they still play one another, so would they have set up any special rules to just reroll the schedule for either the Jets or Giants should they get each others numbers?
No, why would they need to do that?

They played in the regular season in 07 and in the preseason in 08 and 09.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Evoq posted:

Has the NFL made any special provisions or whatever to keep the Jets from playing the Giants? The Raiders and Niners are, technically, walking distance away from one another and they still play one another, so would they have set up any special rules to just reroll the schedule for either the Jets or Giants should they get each others numbers?

Re-roll what? There's no chance in the NFL schedule, 14 of 16 games are already known for the next year once the season begins. I could tell you 14 of the Chargers 16 games for the 2020 season right now, provided everything stays the same with the schedule system and there are only 16 games

Evoq
Jul 2, 2007

Oodles of Wootles posted:

No, why would they need to do that?

They played in the regular season in 07 and in the preseason in 08 and 09.

Yeah but were they sharing a stadium in 2007? Also if I remember correctly the NFL doesnt set preseason schedules.

SteelAngel2000 posted:

Re-roll what? There's no chance in the NFL schedule, 14 of 16 games are already known for the next year once the season begins. I could tell you 14 of the Chargers 16 games for the 2020 season right now, provided everything stays the same with the schedule system and there are only 16 games

The schedule is subject to change though, is it not? What sense would it make for them to not change the schedule when *whatever* happens.

v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?

Evoq posted:

Yeah but were they sharing a stadium in 2007? Also if I remember correctly the NFL doesnt set preseason schedules.


The schedule is subject to change though, is it not? What sense would it make for them to not change the schedule when *whatever* happens.

I have no idea what you're talking about, but the NFL has no problem with the Jets and Giants playing each other, either in the preseason or the regular season. Yes, they shared Meadowlands stadium in 2007.

And while the times of games are flexible, opponents are pre-determined by a simple formula. Play your division 2x, one of the 3 other same-conference divisions (on a 3-year rotation), and one of the 4 other-conference divisions (also on rotation). Then your last 2 games are the teams that finished "equal" to you (first, second, third or fourth in their division) in the same conference you're in. So, take the Browns.

Bengals
Bengals
Ravens
Ravens
Steelers
Steelers
Rams (our turn to play the NFC West)
Cardinals
49ers
Seahawks
Jaguars (our turn to play the AFC South)
Colts
Texans
Titans
Raiders (finished 3rd in the AFC West)
Dolphins (finished 3rd in the AFC East)

There you have it! Every team's schedule follows that formula.

Pop Dog
Jul 11, 2008
Pretty sure they have been sharing a stadium since they stopped playing in sheah(how do you spell this?) forever ago. Its been quite a long time.


And while the schedule can change, the teams playing eachother rarely if ever does

Evoq
Jul 2, 2007

DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:

I have no idea what you're talking about, but the NFL has no problem with the Jets and Giants playing each other, either in the preseason or the regular season. Yes, they shared Meadowlands stadium in 2007.

I didnt know they shared a stadium back then, which exactly answers my original question.

DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:

There you have it! Every team's schedule follows that formula.

I know how the scheduling works, I was implying that there has to be a rule or whatever in place for the NFL to say "no, no we dont want you to play this team, go play that team instead."

Oodles of Wootles
Nov 8, 2008

safe

Evoq posted:

I was implying that there has to be a rule or whatever in place for the NFL to say "no, no we dont want you to play this team, go play that team instead."
I'm just wondering why them playing in the same stadium means that only one of them would be there at a time. Is there only one home locker room that gets cleaned out every week?

Blackula69
Apr 1, 2007

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Yes. And the Stadium is subtly different when each team plays, they like switch the lights and stuff. I don't know what happens when they play each other, though.

v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?
Uh, guys. One of the teams is designated the home team based on scheduling rules. Or, for the preseason, they alternate, not that it matters much. In 2009 the Giants were at home, in 2008 the Jets were.

Evoq
Jul 2, 2007

DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:

One of the teams is designated the home team based on scheduling rules.

Naw, really?

:v:

JoshTheStampede
Sep 8, 2004

come at me bro

Oodles of Wootles posted:

I'm just wondering why them playing in the same stadium means that only one of them would be there at a time. Is there only one home locker room that gets cleaned out every week?

There are separate home locker rooms for the Jets and the Giants in the stadium. They don't re-decorate the same one every week.

Having to schedule around the Jets and Giants not having home games on the same weeks is no worse than having to schedule around the other events that happen in every major stadium.

Dramatika
Aug 1, 2002

THE BANK IS OPEN
To continue this subject - When the Jets and Giants play each other in NY, would anyone know if they both use their separate home locker rooms, or would one of them have to use the visitor room?

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Dramatika posted:

To continue this subject - When the Jets and Giants play each other in NY, would anyone know if they both use their separate home locker rooms, or would one of them have to use the visitor room?

Good question, I presume they might use the visitor's locker room so they can go directly to their sidelines / etc as the visiting team.

JoshTheStampede
Sep 8, 2004

come at me bro

Dramatika posted:

To continue this subject - When the Jets and Giants play each other in NY, would anyone know if they both use their separate home locker rooms, or would one of them have to use the visitor room?

I would assume they would have to use the visitor's locker room, if only because not having your own stuff and your own decorations and colors and not being "home" is the only real part of the "home field advantage" the de facto home team gets in that particular game.

Dramatika
Aug 1, 2002

THE BANK IS OPEN

Dominion posted:

I would assume they would have to use the visitor's locker room, if only because not having your own stuff and your own decorations and colors and not being "home" is the only real part of the "home field advantage" the de facto home team gets in that particular game.

Well, there's also the fact (OK I'm not 100% sure on this so correct me if I'm waaaay off) that the season ticket holders for the 'home team' are going to compose the majority of the crowd, or at least I would think so.

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JoshTheStampede
Sep 8, 2004

come at me bro

Dramatika posted:

Well, there's also the fact (OK I'm not 100% sure on this so correct me if I'm waaaay off) that the season ticket holders for the 'home team' are going to compose the majority of the crowd, or at least I would think so.

Sure, but the "visitors" fans will also be in attendance in large numbers, and it's a stadium you know well and feel comfortable in, etc. It's certainly completely different for the Giants to play an "away" game against the Jets than it is for them to play an away game against any other team.

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