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fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong
Most Dark Tower stuff was written first in a book without particular regard to the Dark Tower series and then later referenced in the Dark Tower books.

Plus you know a evil immortal spider-like creature that feeds on fear and poo poo and already has an enemy on the universe scale is something that kind of belongs in the world of the Dark Tower.

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Philo
Jul 18, 2007
This is no game. This is no fun. Your life is flame. Your time is come.
All this talk about movie adaptations, but I haven't seen anybody mention Misery yet. I've never actually watched the movie, but Misery is one of my all time favorite King books. It's one of those books that has actually disturbed me in different ways each time I read it/ as I grow older.

Also, re-reading Bag of Bones and I somehow managed to forget how slow it starts off. Ugh.

JammyLammy
Dec 23, 2009
Haven't had a chance to read the book yet, but see the movie (Misery) as soon as possible. Great movie and Kathy Bates is amazing in it.

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

Acquire Currency! posted:

IT was actually a pretty good read, and the movie was good. At least to me. But after all this Dark Tower nonsense King suckered me into reading I saw that there is a version of IT that, of course, plays off the Dark Tower. Somehow IT follows the path of the turtle or tortoise and now every time a character sees one of those things there starts paragraphs on how the character finds the turtle significant. Dark Tower just ruins everything it touches.

I wondered about that too. The first time I read any of "It" it was from a roughed-up paperback I had found lying around my high school before Dark Tower was even finished, and it only went up to the part where the adults go off to explore Derry before the missing pages started. I figured that turtle stuff was something he added later, because I didn't really remember anything about turtles before--although it's been about six years, so who knows?

Overall it was a pretty good book though. Especially since in most of his books the worst that could happen was that you could be killed, but if It got you then you would spend eternity in a void filled with things that would destroy your brain the second you looked at them.

"Misery" is probably my favorite King book of all time though, if only for the part where he completes the manuscript and burns a fake one right in front of her, fully intending to torment her AND walk away with a novel that's sure to make him a shitload of money if he can escape.

ZoDiAC_
Jun 23, 2003

Philo posted:

All this talk about movie adaptations, but I haven't seen anybody mention Misery yet. I've never actually watched the movie, but Misery is one of my all time favorite King books. It's one of those books that has actually disturbed me in different ways each time I read it/ as I grow older.

I'm reading Misery for the first time in years and it's shocking just how well plotted, paced and sensitively it's done.

The best part I've found so far is when he opens up Annie's 'Memory Lane' book about all the obituraries of her victims. Compared to the famous "hobbling" scene (which is waaaaaaaaaay worse in the book than film) it's just outright psychological horror, and it's genuinely disturbing stuff.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

cheerfullydrab posted:

The only Stephen King story that will never ever be adapted in any way is Dedication.

What's Dedication (is it in Nightmares and Dreamscapes?) and why will it never be adapted?

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

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Rupert Buttermilk posted:

What's Dedication (is it in Nightmares and Dreamscapes?) and why will it never be adapted?

A hotel housekeeper eats a famous author's semen off his bedsheets as part of a magic spell to make her unborn baby smart and famous like the author.


(I haven't read that story in about ten years, so this is all half-remembered, but it is admittedly hard to forget.)

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:

A hotel housekeeper eats a famous author's semen off his bedsheets as part of a magic spell to make her unborn baby smart and famous like the author.


(I haven't read that story in about ten years, so this is all half-remembered, but it is admittedly hard to forget.)

If I remember right she was a recent African immigrant as well. So that would look really good on film, or the page for that matter.

clarabelle
Apr 9, 2009

A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:

A hotel housekeeper eats a famous author's semen off his bedsheets as part of a magic spell to make her unborn baby smart and famous like the author.


(I haven't read that story in about ten years, so this is all half-remembered, but it is admittedly hard to forget.)

Oh goddamn you, I'd forgotten that one. She also used a magic spell to kill the baby's father using a mushroom she squashed into (and I quote) "a penis shape" and shoved it into his gun

Local Group Bus
Jul 18, 2006

Try to suck the venom out.
You do know King has the Dollar Baby scheme still in place, right?

Maybe we could pony up that dollar and adapt it just to see if we could somehow make it.. erm, palatable to a web-based audience.

So who's up for it? I was thinking flash episodes, maybe four, in the same vein as N and see how far we could push it.

So what say you? Yay or Nay?

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
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Can't post for 15 days!

clarabelle posted:

Oh goddamn you, I'd forgotten that one. She also used a magic spell to kill the baby's father using a mushroom she squashed into (and I quote) "a penis shape" and shoved it into his gun

As I recall, the father was a walking "negative black male" stereotype (drinking, gambling, stealing) and who, upon learning his wife was pregnant, beat her in the hopes that she'd miscarry. I also seem to recall the white writer whose semen she was scarfing down was slightly racist, but it has been a while since I read that story.

I wouldn't say it's impossible that "Dedication" could ever be adapted as a big-time feature film, though. All it takes is someone in Hollywood applying the right about of gloss ("Let's scrap all the semen eating, and make the writer younger and more handsome, and have them romantically involved or something"), and I can easily see it being pitched as a starring vehicle for an up-and-coming black actress.

Quad
Dec 31, 2007

I've seen pogs you people wouldn't believe
If you have to completely eliminate the worst part of it, you might as well not make it, though. It'd be like if they made a version of IT without the underage gang-rape in the sew.... oh wait.

zedar
Dec 3, 2010

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Quad posted:

If you have to completely eliminate the worst part of it, you might as well not make it, though. It'd be like if they made a version of IT without the underage gang-rape in the sew.... oh wait.

It wasn't underage gang rape, it was underage gang love. That makes it all okay.

JammyLammy
Dec 23, 2009
If you can think of a better way of defeating ultimate evil, then I'd like to hear it! In the mean time, we need to do things by the book :mad:



On a serious note, I still don't get what was the point of that scene. Best as I can remember they were like "Hey, we are all lost in the sewers.....welp, I guess we better get at it"

*take off clothes*

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

JammyLammy posted:

If you can think of a better way of defeating ultimate evil, then I'd like to hear it! In the mean time, we need to do things by the book :mad:



On a serious note, I still don't get what was the point of that scene. Best as I can remember they were like "Hey, we are all lost in the sewers.....welp, I guess we better get at it"

*take off clothes*

I just finished the audiobook part of that scene and the impression I had was this:

"The kids were lost in the sewers. The big adult feelings and status they had assumed in getting rid of IT were fading and they were emotionally and mentally children again. Intuiting this, Beverly decided the best thing to do was bring them closer to adulthood the quickest way her instincts could make them--by way of sex/intimacy/intercourse. After loving, they were just adult enough to realize where the exit was."

It's vaguely Peter Pan-esque bullshit, but from what I could gather it had an internal logic.

It doesn't make the scene seem any less out of the blue though, because if I hadn't already read up on some of the subtext to "IT" and heard about how so much of it involves the kids facing their fears and growing up and being resistant to IT's effects, I would have been all what the poo poo is this?.

juliuspringle
Jul 7, 2007

I'm pretty sure they will also never turn Rage into a movie.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

juliuspringle posted:

I'm pretty sure they will also never turn Rage into a movie.

They made Elephant didn't they? Although, that didn't get a very wide release, iirc.

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

juliuspringle posted:

I'm pretty sure they will also never turn Rage into a movie.

A shame. I can just hear a Dexter-like inner monologue now: "Lock me. Unlock me. I am Titus, the helpful padlock."

Tom Ripley
Mar 21, 2010

by T. Finn
When I first read the IT orgy scene, Bev is getting hosed by the fat kid and she says "He's so BIG" and I thought she meant his penis. The scene is about ten times creepier when you interpret the line that way!

clarabelle
Apr 9, 2009

Tom Ripley posted:

When I first read the IT orgy scene, Bev is getting hosed by the fat kid and she says "He's so BIG" and I thought she meant his penis. The scene is about ten times creepier when you interpret the line that way!

How old are these kids supposed to be?

JammyLammy
Dec 23, 2009

Tom Ripley posted:

When I first read the IT orgy scene, Bev is getting hosed by the fat kid and she says "He's so BIG" and I thought she meant his penis. The scene is about ten times creepier when you interpret the line that way!

Pretty sure thats what she meant.

clarabelle posted:

How old are these kids supposed to be?

I think early teens. Its been ages since I read that book

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

IIRC (I listened to the audiobook while doing other things) they were in the summer between fifth grade and sixth, so 11-12ish.

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong
They're between 11 and 13.

brylcreem
Oct 29, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Tom Ripley posted:

When I first read the IT orgy scene, Bev is getting hosed by the fat kid and she says "He's so BIG" and I thought she meant his penis. The scene is about ten times creepier when you interpret the line that way!

Well, in fact ...

Stephen King on DRUGS posted:

There is a long wait, and then Ben comes to her.
He is trembling all over, but it is not the fearful trembling she felt in Stan.
"Beverly, I can't," he says in a tone which purports to be reasonable and is anything but.
"You can too. I can feel it."
She sure can. There's more of his hardness; more of him. She can feel it below the gentle push of his belly. Its size raises a certain curiosity and she touches the bulge ...
:goonsay:

And that's where I refused to copy any more :colbert: But I can tell you, she comes like a fountain :psyduck:

It's location 21449 on the Kindle.

clarabelle
Apr 9, 2009
Well thanks to that revelation, my Stephen King boycott is remaining firmly in place. Does that not count as some kind of child pornography?

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

clarabelle posted:

Well thanks to that revelation, my Stephen King boycott is remaining firmly in place. Does that not count as some kind of child pornography?

It's a horror story. It's about bad things happening and people doing poo poo they really shouldn't be doing.

...of SCIENCE!
Apr 26, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

clarabelle posted:

Well thanks to that revelation, my Stephen King boycott is remaining firmly in place. Does that not count as some kind of child pornography?

It's words on paper, I promise you no children were harmed in its creation.

brylcreem
Oct 29, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

clarabelle posted:

Well thanks to that revelation, my Stephen King boycott is remaining firmly in place. Does that not count as some kind of child pornography?

What, do you want to burn it?

JammyLammy
Dec 23, 2009
I hope those fictional children were taken away and given to fiction foster homes where they can assume normal fictional lives :ohdear:

The same logic could say that Brent Ellis should be held for murder charges because of the stuff he wrote in American Psycho =/

clarabelle
Apr 9, 2009

brylcreem posted:

What, do you want to burn it?

No, but it creeps me the hell out (and not in the normal horror-story way)

brylcreem
Oct 29, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

clarabelle posted:

No, but it creeps me the hell out (and not in the normal horror-story way)

Well yeah, but please keep your morality out of my books.

Locus
Feb 28, 2004

But you were dead a thousand times. Hopeless encounters successfully won.
From what I recall about reading IT, I believe the pre-pubescent gangbang scene in question wasn't supposed to necessarily be super horrific, since it was a positive "bonding experience" type thing. :gonk:

Either way though, it is perfectly natural to be freaked out by that section of the book as well as Stephen King in general.

Invicta{HOG}, M.D.
Jan 16, 2002

Locus posted:

From what I recall about reading IT, I believe the pre-pubescent gangbang scene in question wasn't supposed to necessarily be super horrific, since it was a positive "bonding experience" type thing. :gonk:

Either way though, it is perfectly natural to be freaked out by that section of the book as well as Stephen King in general.

I was pre-pubescent when I read it and didn't bat an eye. I suppose I just took it at face value back then.

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

Locus posted:

From what I recall about reading IT, I believe the pre-pubescent gangbang scene in question wasn't supposed to necessarily be super horrific, since it was a positive "bonding experience" type thing. :gonk:

Either way though, it is perfectly natural to be freaked out by that section of the book as well as Stephen King in general.

The beginning chapters of the book point out that none of them ever had kids either which ties in to the whole gangbang thing really.

el oso
Feb 18, 2005

phew, for a minute there i lost myself
In non-gangbang news, looks like The Stand is getting a movie adaptation:

quote:

Stephen King's grand opus The Stand is finally getting the big-screen treatment.

Warner Bros. and CBS Films are teaming to adapt the novel, which in many ways set the bar for a generation of post-apocalyptic stories and influenced works ranging from TV's Lost to music group Anthrax.

Mosaic and Roy Lee are producing.

The companies will co-develop and co-produce the feature film, with CBS having the option to participate in co-financing. Warners will handle worldwide marketing and distribution.

I thought that the miniseries was decent enough, but fell apart in the last hour or so (the ending of a King work falters at the end? :monocle:), but the first half of it was compelling and the casting was generally quite good. Not sure how this translates into a two-hour film though.

Philo
Jul 18, 2007
This is no game. This is no fun. Your life is flame. Your time is come.

Invicta{HOG}, M.D. posted:

I was pre-pubescent when I read it and didn't bat an eye. I suppose I just took it at face value back then.

This. I read IT for the first time in 6th grade and I remember not even being phased by it. It just didn't even bother me at all. As an adult, however, it is a very uncomforable/gross scene.

pienipple
Mar 20, 2009

That's wrong!

el oso posted:

In non-gangbang news, looks like The Stand is getting a movie adaptation:


I thought that the miniseries was decent enough, but fell apart in the last hour or so (the ending of a King work falters at the end? :monocle:), but the first half of it was compelling and the casting was generally quite good. Not sure how this translates into a two-hour film though.

I will see this in theatres if the ending features a Monty Python esque cut out hand descending from the sky.

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

Philo posted:

This. I read IT for the first time in 6th grade and I remember not even being phased by it. It just didn't even bother me at all. As an adult, however, it is a very uncomforable/gross scene.

Yeah I first read it in 6th grade and honestly wasn't bothered at all. Probably helped that there was a girl in another 6th grade class that year who was out of school starting in october that year because she got pregnant.

SpeedofLife
Mar 11, 2010

el oso posted:

In non-gangbang news, looks like The Stand is getting a

I guess we're going to see Randall Flagg cast twice in the coming months.

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Chairman Capone
Dec 17, 2008

SpeedofLife posted:

I guess we're going to see Randall Flagg cast twice in the coming months.

I'm positive it won't happen but it would be pretty cool if they cast the same actor in The Stand and The Dark Tower.

I also have absolutely no idea how The Stand can possibly be condensed into a movie. I thought the miniseries could have had maybe an hour trimmed off of it but really couldn't be made a whole lot shorter without seriously hashing up the plot.

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