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el topo
Apr 11, 2008

by Fistgrrl
My grandfather was a drunk, and a drunk driver. He got into more accidents than he cared to remember, and in all but one case basically walked away without serious injury. The whole family always thought there was something about being really drunk that must help avoid traumatic injury.

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hippynerd
Nov 5, 2004

by Ozma

el topo posted:

My grandfather was a drunk, and a drunk driver. He got into more accidents than he cared to remember, and in all but one case basically walked away without serious injury. The whole family always thought there was something about being really drunk that must help avoid traumatic injury.

flexibility

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

hippynerd posted:

flexibility

It's no lie, drunks have a lower injury rate in accidents just due to not tensing up as much in an accident. Combination of outright relaxation and slower recognition of what's about to happen.

Content: 4G63 rail dragster runs a 7.14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mj-u8FUmISA

Ziploc
Sep 19, 2006
MX-5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYpOFimB7ZA

I watched this again today. Check out the crazy lower control arm bushing deflection at 1:48.

Muffinpox
Sep 7, 2004

mykel posted:

A smart friend in high school claimed that seat belts were redundant because of the airbag. Failing, of course, to note that the seatbelt prevents your face/body from slamming into the steering wheel at the instant that the airbag shoots out.

Anyone who thinks this has never seen an airbag go off. If anything seatbelts prevent the expanding airbag from crushing your nose.

ApathyGifted
Aug 30, 2004
Tomorrow?

The Third Man posted:

new mustang 5.0-powered Cobra kit car: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSlHi7b0rwk

:rock:

...can't wait for the inevitable 5.0-powered Cobra Daytona kit car now.

Hypnolobster
Apr 12, 2007

What this sausage party needs is a big dollop of ketchup! Too bad I didn't make any. :(

Fucknag posted:

It's no lie, drunks have a lower injury rate in accidents just due to not tensing up as much in an accident. Combination of outright relaxation and slower recognition of what's about to happen.

Content: 4G63 rail dragster runs a 7.14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mj-u8FUmISA

t1 VW runs a 6.52 :v:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_Lu7IlU-w4

insta
Jan 28, 2009

Muffinpox posted:

Anyone who thinks this has never seen an airbag go off. If anything seatbelts prevent the expanding airbag from crushing your nose.

Yep, they aren't quite as pillowy as the ultra-highspeed advertising videos for various manufacturers would have you believe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyNEH_A15Zs

Dave Inc.
Nov 26, 2007
Let's have a drink!

einTier posted:

And these are exactly the kinds of accidents where people said, "see, it's better to not wear a seat belt."

I'm sure if we spent enough time, we could come up with dozens of examples just like this one. At the same time, if we spent the same amount of time coming up with examples where the inverse was true -- it's a good thing they were wearing their seat belt -- we'll come up with thousands, if not tens or hundreds of thousands.

I would be dead if not for my seat-belt. I was in a head-on collision with a toyota tundra in a dodge neon (thankfully he was only going about 10mph as he made the turn in front of me, unfortunately I was doing 60.) and ended up cutting my forehead on the airbag, punching the windshield hard enough to put a spider-web crack in it (wow was my hand sore, also full of glass) and knocking myself out for a few seconds. If I hadn't had my seatbelt on I'm sure I would have gone into the windshield and broken my neck at the very least.

And yet my wife continues to not wear her seatbelt unless I'm in the car reminding her because it's too uncomfortable. I don't think she realizes how much that bothers/scares me, even though I've told her it's "a lot".


insta posted:

Yep, they aren't quite as pillowy as the ultra-highspeed advertising videos for various manufacturers would have you believe.

I have a very vivid memory of the accident and what I remember is all of a sudden the truck being very bright as it came across my headlights, and then being punched in the loving face by something enormous and white. You're exactly right, too, it's those slow-mo videos that make it appear as if it's an emergency pillow that you take a nap on. No, it's marginally softer than a bare-knuckle punch in the face from Joe-Bob "The Crusher" Jones. Jesus christ that airbag was terrifying.

Again though, without that airbag I'm sure I would have suffered a pretty severe neck injury, as is it's just chronically stiff (yay nothing showing on the MRI so no money for it!)

Dave Inc. fucked around with this message at 12:21 on Jan 20, 2011

Tentacle Party
Jul 2, 2003

(breathing intensifies)

Blinky Blinkerson posted:

how about a 917 that hasn't been started in 30 years ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tU0r99fyD0U&feature=related

and how about a 20 part series of restoring said 917

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaUHZQoG2BY&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL

Quoting this because that second set of videos is the biggest cock tease ever. The first few videos are great restoration walk through videos. But then they just wrap it up with 3 slide-show videos that finishes the whole process. UGHNNNNN.

teh jhey
May 23, 2004

Kitty needs more souls.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQNe4uTxJ38
If you're not wearing a seatbelt in the back seat, you turn into a flying headbutt/Tiger Knee, straight into the back of a person who is already being hit by a car in front.

I posted that on my Facebook and got a bunch of "Wow, I'm going to wear my seatbelt now."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6Qhmdk4VNs
This one tries harder, but is almost comical.

Revolvyerom
Nov 12, 2005

Hell yes, tell him we're plenty front right now.

einTier posted:

Since we're talking vintage Nurburgring,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xwc54G2Ur8

Early 70's were not a prime time for automotive safety, and many people still believed it was better to be thrown from the car in a collision.
Did I just watch someone get crushed by their own car? :nms: that a bit maybe?

Kia Soul Enthusias
May 9, 2004

zoom-zoom
Toilet Rascal

Fucknag posted:

It's no lie, drunks have a lower injury rate in accidents just due to not tensing up as much in an accident. Combination of outright relaxation and slower recognition of what's about to happen.



Isn't it also something about not going into shock?

Jared592
Jan 23, 2003
JARED NUMBERS: BACK IN ACTION

Revolvyerom posted:

Did I just watch someone get crushed by their own car? :nms: that a bit maybe?
Oh don't be such a ninny, you knew nothing good was coming when that funkadelic Jaws soundtrack rendition hit your ears.

Jared592 fucked around with this message at 20:47 on Jan 21, 2011

eames
May 9, 2009

Blinky Blinkerson posted:

how about a 917 that hasn't been started in 30 years ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tU0r99fyD0U&feature=related

Youtube Commenter posted:

why does the spare wheel turn around?

But man, what a car. It痴 an engine on wheels.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Revolvyerom posted:

Did I just watch someone get crushed by their own car? :nms: that a bit maybe?

don't youtube Don MacTavish

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

テ青「テ堕テ青ク テ青ソテ青セテ青サテ青セテ堕テ青コテ青ク,
テ堕づ堕テ青ク テ青ソテ青セ テ堕づ堕テ青ク テ青ソテ青セテ青サテ青セテ堕テ青コテ青ク
This is how Spa is done in case you didnt know.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0O1fjt2MY0g&feature=related

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
Video from a rallycross. Not terribly exciting, but the quality is good, and the 'star' has a cool name:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cia135Ex5UA&hd=1

4/20 NEVER FORGET
Dec 2, 2002

NEVER FORGET OK
Fun Shoe

Preoptopus posted:

This is how Spa is done in case you didnt know.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0O1fjt2MY0g&feature=related

Wrong.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-hXjerSPMw

(I know it's a repost)

Dread Head
Aug 1, 2005

0-#01
God drat

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18FvMi1-vzg

wolrah
May 8, 2006
what?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sj2HgGwDOU

Over 200 PSI boost in to a DT466 apparently, video description's in moonspeak so that's just what Autoblog's got listed.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
I don't know where else to put this, but others should see it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjndqL1HHy0

Marauder Stig
Oct 28, 2010

One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask. What dreams of chronic sustained cruelty.
I was playing with Tubedubber and was pretty shocked at how well these sync up.

http://tubedubber.com/#MYEtWoAfSIY:P1lcZM0MNek:0:100:0:0:true

Ayrton Senna, Meet Gyorgi Ligeti. The 2nd lap is much quicker.

dodatron
Dec 19, 2004

lambda equals h times c over E, bitches
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUMuW7KohLg

Bike in a Truck on a Truck

Industrial
May 31, 2001

Everyone here wishes I would ragequit my life

Dread Head posted:

God drat

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18FvMi1-vzg

drat, impressive reflexes on that car in the left lane.

Knobjockey
Jul 21, 2003

Crush your enemies.
Bang! and the alien is gone.
Hear the lamentation of Dr. Vahlen.
A cheeky little forty year old going round the Sarthe circuit for your listening pleasure.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9XH2tVV5Mw

Ziploc
Sep 19, 2006
MX-5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkMK4E8wHoY

Stumbled on this weird salesperson in the passenger seat of a testdrive. Guy really wants some young _____.

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗
As much BMW love as there as here, this has probably been posted. But my god, the sound.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbkkxwzK9HE

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
A virtual reality gimmick ad campaign from half a year ago:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9fAAXXO4zo
What I missed before is this car:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9fAAXXO4zo#t=2m04s
What is that?

The Prong Song
Sep 7, 2002


WHITE
DRIVES
MATTER

kimbo305 posted:

A virtual reality gimmick ad campaign from half a year ago:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9fAAXXO4zo
What I missed before is this car:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9fAAXXO4zo#t=2m04s
What is that?

What is what? Which car?

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Sigma X posted:

What is what? Which car?

Sorry, it's the red roadster behind the guy at 2:05 or so.

Knobjockey
Jul 21, 2003

Crush your enemies.
Bang! and the alien is gone.
Hear the lamentation of Dr. Vahlen.

kimbo305 posted:

Sorry, it's the red roadster behind the guy at 2:05 or so.
Fiat Barchetta maybe.

The Prong Song
Sep 7, 2002


WHITE
DRIVES
MATTER

Knobjockey posted:

Fiat Barchetta maybe.

Barchetta definitely.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
Ah, thanks. The way the rear fender curves down threw me off. From other angles, the Barchetta looks squarer. I guess I should have figured it from the headlights.

metalhead
Sep 13, 2007

by Y Kant Ozma Post
E46 CSL straight pipes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qju9iEFqp3Y

Sounds like the loving apocalypse.

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

テ青「テ堕テ青ク テ青ソテ青セテ青サテ青セテ堕テ青コテ青ク,
テ堕づ堕テ青ク テ青ソテ青セ テ堕づ堕テ青ク テ青ソテ青セテ青サテ青セテ堕テ青コテ青ク
A girl posted this vid on Facebook which resulted in a massive argument of it being fake or not. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SS_deWiMsHg&feature=player_embedded
I call bullshit.

Edit. That M3 is vulgar in a good way.



Edit 2: Looks like its Asian to me.

Preoptopus fucked around with this message at 22:03 on Jan 27, 2011

the chic in psychic
Jun 18, 2005
U r Stinky Mcbutt mkay?

Preoptopus posted:

A girl posted this vid on Facebook which resulted in a massive argument of it being fake or not. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SS_deWiMsHg&feature=player_embedded
I call bullshit.

Edit. That M3 is vulgar in a good way.

Its Russia, who knows really

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

the chic in psychic posted:

Its Russia, who knows really

Sign in the back says Shanghai.

Konigwheels
Jul 1, 2007

by T. Fine

iwentdoodie posted:

As much BMW love as there as here, this has probably been posted. But my god, the sound.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbkkxwzK9HE

Seeing and hearing videos like this one make me think that every sound engineer for every racing game out there doesn't know jack poo poo about what cars actually sound like, and the reverberance they produce. Such a gorgeous noise!

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Ziploc
Sep 19, 2006
MX-5
I hate F1 but I had goosebumps through most of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rk7zmKM37M0

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