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Eclipse12 posted:I once got up and left my high school english class after making a particularly funny joke. George was an inspiration to us all! I'm an unemployed college graduate living with his parents whose nickname is T-Bone. I win the George contest if you can really call it winning. Alfred P. Pseudonym fucked around with this message at 20:57 on Jan 26, 2011 |
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Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:I'm an unemployed college graduate living with his parents whose nickname is T-Bone. I win the George contest if you can really call it winning. Do you ever call your parents and hear what suspiciously sounds like your mother calling out in a lousy accent that the Chinese Food has arrived?
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Jerusalem posted:Do you ever call your parents and hear what suspiciously sounds like your mother calling out in a lousy accent that the Chinese Food has arrived? This works! I did it when my wife was on the phone with someone she didnt want to talk to
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Jan 26, 2011 23:03
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pepperoniroller posted:This works! I did it when my wife was on the phone with someone she didnt want to talk to Now, if you excuse me, I'm gonna make love to your mother.
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Jan 27, 2011 01:37
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He stopped short!
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Role Play McMurphy posted:You double-dipped the chip! From now on, when you take a chip, just take one dip and END IT.
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Jan 27, 2011 05:04
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He flew right into your head...like he couldn't avoid it.
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Jan 27, 2011 06:19
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Poque posted:He flew right into your head...like he couldn't avoid it.
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Jan 27, 2011 06:22
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Robnoxious posted:Alright George, alright. I'm sorry. I'm very very sorry. I'm so sorry that I didn't want your rather bulbous head struggling to find its way through the normal size neckhole of my finely knit sweater. You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister.
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Jan 27, 2011 06:45
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The van's a-rockin'...!
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Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:I'm an unemployed college graduate living with his parents whose nickname is T-Bone. I'm Victoria; hi.
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Jan 27, 2011 09:42
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You're not giving away our Waterpik!
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Robnoxious posted:Alright George, alright. I'm sorry. I'm very very sorry. I'm so sorry that I didn't want your rather bulbous head struggling to find its way through the normal size neckhole of my finely knit sweater. I don't think we even HAVE that flavor. James Spader is brilliant and easily one of the best one shot characters in the whole run of Seinfeld.
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neoboman posted:I don't think we even HAVE that flavor. I've got a flash for you, joy-boy.
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Water! They need some water! They'll get dehydrated on the plane! Get the Seinfelds some water- please! Please!
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This is the best place to ask, I imagine, so someone please explain this scene to me: The episode where Jerry finds out his dad sold the Cadillac to the space-pen guy (Jack?) he goes down to buy it back from him to give it back to his dad, mostly out of spite that his dad sold it. At the end of the episode, after all is said and done, it shows the Seinfelds now living in a trailer, with the Caddy parked outside, saying that they'll tell Jerry later, or something, and that it was "too much house," (referring to their old condo.) The Hell? He gives them back their car,so they sell their condo? I don't get it.
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DrBouvenstein posted:This is the best place to ask, I imagine, so someone please explain this scene to me: Jerry's parents are idiot assholes. They just try to hide it with false, or overblown, humility.
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DamnGlitch posted:Jerry's parents are idiot assholes. They just try to hide it with false, or overblown, humility. Yeah, they're terrified of being looked on as thinking they're "better" than other people.... but insist on telling everybody how great their magnificent son is. It's perfect because parents can be absolutely loving insane about their grown children. Also I think it's that episode where Jerry complains at the end that doing all of this has blown his finances and he's poor, the other person (George or Elaine, I can't remember which) says,"Really?" and he laughs and replies smugly,"Nah, I'm still loaded!"
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Rusty Shackelford posted:You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister. I don't know what that means.
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BrandNew posted:I don't know what that means. This quote illustrates my dislike of Jerry Seinfeld's stand-up humour. If you think about the context at all, or use any kind of common sense, it's pretty clear that means "screw your 'sorries'" or "shove your sorries up your rear end".
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BrandNew posted:The best part of this whole exchange is when Jerry whispers to George and he squirts the ketchup. Gets me everytime. 
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Dr_Amazing posted:I'm hoping this isn't a repost, because this is simply amazing. This isn't getting nearly enough love. And here it is is a more user-friendly Youtube format! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z14_-En-JTk
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Poque posted:He flew right into your head...like he couldn't avoid it. I'm a walking candy apple!
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Jan 28, 2011 07:01
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Just watched "The Dinner," the one where Jerry blows (no pun intended) his no-vomiting streak after eating the black and white cookie. Elaine: Not gettin' along huh?  Jerry: I think I got David Duke and Farrakhan down there.  Fourteen years down the drain.
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Hipster_Doofus posted:Just watched "The Dinner," the one where Jerry blows (no pun intended) his no-vomiting streak after eating the black and white cookie. That part is funny but the best part is Jerry holding the black and white cookie and nodding to the black guy and the black guy, also with black and white cookie, dead serious does the same. Priceless.
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neoboman posted:That part is funny but the best part is Jerry holding the black and white cookie and nodding to the black guy and the black guy, also with black and white cookie, dead serious does the same. Priceless. Look to the cookie, Elaine. Look to the cookie.
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Hipster_Doofus posted:Just watched "The Dinner," the one where Jerry blows (no pun intended) his no-vomiting streak after eating the black and white cookie. 14 year vomit streak, yet in the episode where Elaine and George are forced to go to a movie by themselves because Jerry has to watch that damned dog they talk about the way Jerry pukes, they know it so well they both mock it Unless there's a frozen donkey wheel in Monks, they couldnt know!
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Secks posted:Glorious.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlLPAIrmqvE
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Eclipse12 posted:^^^^ I never get tired of those. whats more crazy is I can picture it so clearly too and I know it never happened. I think my brain cobbled a memory together using the hot tub or something as a "level."
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Kramer was going to put levels in his apartment. I think Eclipse12 just thought he meant "levels" as in "floors", rather than just steps of various heights in the place.
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pepperoniroller posted:Unless there's a frozen donkey wheel in Monks, they couldnt know! These fish biscuits are makin' me thirsty!
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Smoke monster's gettin upset!!
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DrBouvenstein posted:This isn't getting nearly enough love. Easily the best of the re-cuts. That was awesome.
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DrBouvenstein posted:This is the best place to ask, I imagine, so someone please explain this scene to me: I think it makes more sense in the context of the episode. Both Jerry and George are thinking about the money they will inherit when their parents die, and so are their parents. George's parents start to blow their money, while the Seinfelds are concerned about giving money to Jerry. They sold the cadillac to help out Jerry because they thought he was having financial trouble. He goes down and buys it back for twice what they sold it, which he can do because he has a ton of money. After all that, his parents are still concerned about saving up money for Jerry, so they sell the condo. It's just part of the joke that his parents are way too concerned about Jerry's finances when he doesn't actually need the help, and the exact opposite situation is going on with the Costanzas. wa27 fucked around with this message at 08:57 on Jan 30, 2011 |
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wa27 posted:the exact opposite "My name is George, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents."
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Jerusalem posted:"My name is George, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents." I've always wanted to go up to a girl and use this line. There might be a very very slight chance that it could work, or at the very least she could also be a Seinfeld fan and get a kick out of it. Most likely though girls will think you're pathetic and ignore you for saying that to them.
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DrBouvenstein posted:This isn't getting nearly enough love. Where is the clip starting ~1:54 where Jerry diabolically leans into the scene from? It's the only one in the whole (amazing) video I don't recognize and I must watch that episode immediately.
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Master of the house...
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