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Shes Not Impressed posted:Ashley Madison commercials make me want to throw up. 4-5 live reads and 2 commercial breaks during the news make me want to throw up.
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# ? Feb 1, 2011 00:13 |
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Long as we are talking about commercials breaks, he takes one at 7, then 7:30 (though today he missed it) and another at 8. I know this because I listen straight through without interruption from 6-8. The 7:30 is new since the start of 2011. Three commercial breaks in two hours, 10 minutes each or so. Three of them are actually from 7-8 (though the 7 AM one counts for the first hour). So that's around 30 minutes of commercials in an hour, technically.
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# ? Feb 1, 2011 00:22 |
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FogHelmut posted:4-5 live reads and 2 commercial breaks during the news make me want to throw up. How do live reads work? I know that Howard sits in his chair and talks into a microphone but HOW DOES IT GET AROUND THE WORLD?!
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# ? Feb 1, 2011 00:24 |
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Shes Not Impressed posted:How do live reads work? I know that Howard sits in his chair and talks into a microphone but HOW DOES IT GET AROUND THE WORLD?! I get it now! It's being read in the moment "live" so it's a "live read!" Can someone get John Hein in here to explain it?
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# ? Feb 1, 2011 00:26 |
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Kelly posted:I get it now! It's being read in the moment "live" so it's a "live read!" Listen, I'm going to tell you something: I pay a gently caress ton for my television set up and I can't even watch 60 Minutes. I am hosed and everything is a loving nightmare. I can't get pictures and I can't get cable.
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# ? Feb 1, 2011 00:28 |
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You know who never really complains or talks about technology? Fred. That fucker has said 2 words during all the phone talk. He said he had an Iphone, and loved it. No bitching about how hard it is to work, or its battery life or crappy AT&T. I am sure he knows how to work his DVR and can loving watch 60 minutes when he wants to.
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# ? Feb 1, 2011 00:58 |
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Mr Lance Murdock posted:You know who never really complains or talks about technology? Fred. Because Fred gets paid to work his board. Howard is the one scrambling to find poo poo to complain about in order to fill his time quota before he can go home.
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# ? Feb 1, 2011 01:08 |
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I have to say I didn't hear much of today's show, but Sal getting dressed up as Sally, and yelling at Jeff the Vomit Guy was hilarious. It could have caused an Accident had I been driving while it was on. Also: Garvernor
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# ? Feb 1, 2011 01:48 |
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Vakal posted:Because Fred gets paid to work his board. That makes me think. Is Howard satisfied, really, with the product he's been putting out over the past year? I think I actually laugh out loud like once or twice per show each day and I listen to the whole thing. The last thing to make me laugh was when that guy Ox called in and asked about Lisa Shitsatwork-boig, and Sal and Richard's Lt. Governer call. Sal and Richard are almost nonexistant on the show anymore and the show is suffering in a huge way comedically. So my question is does Howard think he's putting out a good product? It can't be, he can't think that and at this point I dont think he gives a gently caress anymore. The resigning was just to squeeze a few more bucks out of his legacy
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# ? Feb 1, 2011 02:15 |
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Brocktoon posted:I hate John Hine so much. He is an expert on nothing, he's got an annoying loving voice, and I have no idea why he needs to be on every loving show on the channel. He also looks really gross on the wrap up show and he probably kills people and wears their skin around the house.
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# ? Feb 1, 2011 02:18 |
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AxeManiac posted:He also looks really gross on the wrap up show and he probably kills people and wears their skin around the house. "Wanna gently caress me? I'd gently caress me"
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# ? Feb 1, 2011 03:50 |
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Brocktoon posted:I hate John Hine so much. He is an expert on nothing, he's got an annoying loving voice, and I have no idea why he needs to be on every loving show on the channel. He coined the phrase "Jumped The Shark" and created a website about it that he sold for over $1 million dollars. What do you do for a living?
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# ? Feb 1, 2011 05:15 |
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chiz posted:It can't be, he can't think that and at this point I dont think he gives a gently caress anymore. The resigning was just to squeeze a few more bucks out of his legacy Protip: Howard doesn't care anymore. He only re-signed because he has no other interests besides watching t.v. and playing chess. And he wanted more money because that's how he keeps score with other celebrities so he can believe he's better than them. CrazyAss13 posted:He coined the phrase "Jumped The Shark" and created a website about it that he sold for over $1 million dollars. I remember visiting the Jump the Shark site back in like 1998 and even then I thought it was a lovely designed site, and this was the days of gif plastered AngelFire and GeoCities sites. The thing back then literally just had a beige background with text links to shows with a basic radio button poll listing a few user submitted choices to when you thought a show JTS. That's loving it. Jon Hein might as just well say he won the lottery like Double-A did. It was not by any masterwork on his part.
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# ? Feb 1, 2011 05:52 |
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I really want KOAB to drive his street sweeper off a cliff. It's disgusting that he's possibly making $5k in two weeks plowing snow and sweeping streets. He's everything thats wrong with state employees.
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# ? Feb 1, 2011 06:45 |
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quote:I remember visiting the Jump the Shark site back in like 1998 and even then I thought it was a lovely designed site, and this was the days of gif plastered AngelFire and GeoCities sites. It might have been a badly designed site, but he still helped coin a phrase that became part of pop culture, and sold a site built around it for over a million dollars. TV Guide might have over paid, but it's not the same as winning the lotto. He created a site and promoted it and got a payday. You got to give him a little respect for that.
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# ? Feb 1, 2011 07:01 |
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CrazyAss13 posted:It might have been a badly designed site, but he still helped coin a phrase that became part of pop culture, and sold a site built around it for over a million dollars. TV Guide might have over paid, but it's not the same as winning the lotto. He created a site and promoted it and got a payday. You got to give him a little respect for that. True that, but he is still a creepy gross horrible shirt wearing sweaty mess of insanity.
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# ? Feb 1, 2011 07:06 |
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Glumwheels posted:I really want KOAB to drive his street sweeper off a cliff. It's disgusting that he's possibly making $5k in two weeks plowing snow and sweeping streets. He's everything thats wrong with state employees. Have we ever found out what his dad did to get enough money to support King for life?
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# ? Feb 1, 2011 08:52 |
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Speaking of Double A, where in the hell is he?
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# ? Feb 1, 2011 13:15 |
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Glumwheels posted:I really want KOAB to drive his street sweeper off a cliff. It's disgusting that he's possibly making $5k in two weeks plowing snow and sweeping streets. He's everything thats wrong with state employees. Maybe you should stop being a wage slave and get a job that pays overtime so you're compensated for the hours you put in. One day you too will have Moen faucets.
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# ? Feb 1, 2011 13:21 |
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Howard: I got to thinking today, how does the Sirius satellite get its power anyway? Even if they had filled it with gasoline at launch, eventually it would have run out by now. Someone explain it to me. Robin: You know, I was just thinking the same thing. I mean, I don't think they make extension cords long enough to reach into space. Benjy: Hey Howard, I think they use solar panels to generate the power and- Howard: Stop acting stupid Benjy, everyone knows the sun goes away at night. Let's get Jon Hein in here, he'll know. Jon Hein: Well you see Howard, the first satellite launched was Sputnik back in 1957 by Russia... Howard: Wait, the Russians! You're telling me that other countries besides America have satellites in space? Jon Hein: Yes, Howard. Howard: See, if I was president, the first thing I would do is pull the troops out of Iraq and send them into Russia. Space belongs to America, not these other countries filled with crazy people.
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# ? Feb 1, 2011 14:52 |
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chiz posted:That makes me think. Is Howard satisfied, really, with the product he's been putting out over the past year? I think Howards biggest superpower is the ability to dilute himself into believing whatever he wants. Keep in mind he truly believes he is one of the only human beings on the planet who can properly wipe his rear end and brush his teeth.
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# ? Feb 1, 2011 16:27 |
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With the way Charlie Sheen is about porn, maybe they should have him host Inside the Porn Actor's Studio with Richard...
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# ? Feb 1, 2011 16:36 |
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*Stuttering John Voice* Liiiiisaaaaaarrrr Laampignellliiiii gently caress this show today.
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# ? Feb 1, 2011 17:40 |
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FogHelmut posted:*Stuttering John Voice* Liiiiisaaaaaarrrr Laampignellliiiii You serious? That unfunny hag is back on today? loving hell.
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# ? Feb 1, 2011 17:50 |
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Ransom posted:I think Howards biggest superpower is the ability to dilute himself into believing whatever he wants. Keep in mind he truly believes he is one of the only human beings on the planet who can properly wipe his rear end and brush his teeth. Diluting yourself would indeed be an impressive feat, though I don't know how useful it would be.
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# ? Feb 1, 2011 18:00 |
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DangerDummy! posted:Diluting yourself would indeed be an impressive feat, though I don't know how useful it would be. you could do it in a fifty gallon drum with some hydrochloric acid.
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# ? Feb 1, 2011 18:02 |
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I love that Benjy was the voice of intelligence, but a big part of me wishes that he would have told Howard that the internet started as a series of tubes. The Europeans got it around the time they built the Chunnel. They just threw the tubes through there. I mean, why wouldn't they. China can filter the internet by shutting off various tubes. BTW, the reason that a site crashes is because there's too much data going through the tube. You know, like when a water pipe gets clogged.
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# ? Feb 1, 2011 18:50 |
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EvilLemon posted:I love that Benjy was the voice of intelligence, but a big part of me wishes that he would have told Howard that the internet started as a series of tubes. That would have given Howard a much better understanding of it than what he has.
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# ? Feb 1, 2011 18:51 |
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This ain't Hot Rod magazine, pal!
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# ? Feb 1, 2011 19:06 |
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It's an XLR. A loving Cadillac!
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# ? Feb 1, 2011 19:35 |
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Pardon me for being an idiot, but isn't the tube analogy kind of right in some spots? There are various connections to various servers/computers around the world. They can each only handle so much data at a time, and if that data exceeds how much the "tube" can take, it has trouble getting through because the servers are overloaded with data from the tube?
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# ? Feb 1, 2011 19:54 |
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Ah, Howard "Socialism is BULLSHIT!!!!" Stern ranting about the inequities of the NFL and how the salary cap should be abolished. Nothing beats this for radio gold. It really is a horrific shame that these poor (benchlevel) (rookie) princelings only get paid 10 times as much as the average US wage earner gets paid. ($325k is the league minimum for players who have not proven anything in their profession) It's almost like... like maybe they should plan on not being in the league forever and maybe set aside some of that pay to take care of their own health insurance instead of buying 3 houses and Lamborghinis and RIMS RIMS RIMS? Most of these players have been treated as kings since they were 15, most have never had a real job, most barely did anything academic in college (which was free for them to a top tier school thanks to what your tuition cost) so Howard can gently caress off caring about every other organization's salaries while pretending he has nothing to do with what his staff gets paid by Sirius. Waaaah NFL players have headaches Meanwhile every day of the week some poor warehouse/dock/factory worker gets killed by a container falling on him for his $6.95 an hour. (Without a salary cap the NFL will be a terrible league just like baseball so this annoys me when he talks ignorantly about it.)
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# ? Feb 1, 2011 20:06 |
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Usually I hate when they have porn chicks on but today was awesome.
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# ? Feb 1, 2011 20:28 |
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I've got an issue that is driving me loving bonkers at work when I'm trying to listen to Stern or Ellis or Bubba, wondering if anyone can help me out. I've got the Sirius XM Canada app and it is a gigantic piece of crap compared to the US one. You can't pause a stream, you can only stop it; and it doesn't even play in the background. It's pretty much completely useless. Does anyone know of an alternative app that can use my user credentials to stream me some Sirius? Switching over to a US sub is out of the questions because I've got 8 radios on this account (friends and family etc.) so it would be way more work than it is worth. I've tried both Pocket Tunes and Wunder Radio, neither of those will let me pause the stream and then resume it where I've left of. When I hit the pause button they just drop the stream completely and pick it back up again where I've left off.
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# ? Feb 1, 2011 20:29 |
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Ether Frenzy posted:Ah, Howard "Socialism is BULLSHIT!!!!" Stern ranting about the inequities of the NFL and how the salary cap should be abolished. Nothing beats this for radio gold. I think Howard should just go balls to the wall and drop the passive-aggressiveness. Seriously, if he's got a beef with his contract, air it. loving call out Sirius for their bullshit and pay cuts. gently caress, what are they doing to do? Fire him? Sue him? Sirius doesn't give a poo poo about the show outside of it runs for the allotted time, so gently caress it. Flushing the show down the toilet doesn't hurt Sirius in the least and Howard should grasp that.
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# ? Feb 1, 2011 20:32 |
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FogHelmut posted:*Stuttering John Voice* Liiiiisaaaaaarrrr Laampignellliiiii What, did Joan Rivers finally die?
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# ? Feb 1, 2011 20:38 |
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mcmagic posted:Usually I hate when they have porn chicks on but today was awesome. I have to agree, that Casey Jordan girl was entertaining
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# ? Feb 1, 2011 20:40 |
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AxeManiac posted:What, did Joan Rivers finally die? She was on last week. She's not due again until Feb 5th.
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# ? Feb 1, 2011 21:04 |
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Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:I think Howard should just go balls to the wall and drop the passive-aggressiveness. Seriously, if he's got a beef with his contract, air it. loving call out Sirius for their bullshit and pay cuts. On the WUS yesterday, someone called in asking why there haven't been any contests or phone games lately. Gary replied that they didn't have sponsor money to play any with. So apparently money is so slim on that 400 million contract that a single loudest fart contest will break the show.
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# ? Feb 1, 2011 21:09 |
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Vakal posted:On the WUS yesterday, someone called in asking why there haven't been any contests or phone games lately. With the amount of commercials they have now, you'd think they would be rolling in the sponsor money.
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