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Got a hard out right now, boff. And yea, we're going dark next week. I totally forgot about him goofing on Gary for using TV terms.
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Shes Not Impressed posted:He said a few times they get into the moment and he doesn't bother, but overall it freaks him out. Beth is pushing 40 now, and as you get to that age your risk of birth defects during pregnancy skyrockets, especially stuff like Down Syndrome. A friend of mine said the best thing that could happen to the show is for Beth to get pregnant with a Down's baby and Howard has to raise it for the next 18 years.
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Feb 3, 2011 06:48
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Okay this has been bothering me for a while now. When they post pictures of guests in the studio, why the hell is John Hein always standing in the background? Is this a running gag by the staff? I know he has to be in there to do announce what they'll be discussing on the wrap-up show, which in my opinion is pointless (I loved it when Artie made fun of it by imitating John Hein), but can't he get out of the way?
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Feb 3, 2011 07:11
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hypersober posted:Okay this has been bothering me for a while now. When they post pictures of guests in the studio, why the hell is John Hein always standing in the background? Is this a running gag by the staff? I know he has to be in there to do announce what they'll be discussing on the wrap-up show, which in my opinion is pointless (I loved it when Artie made fun of it by imitating John Hein), but can't he get out of the way? I'm glad you brought this up. I don't know the answer to your question, but why the gently caress does John Hein need to be in the studio during the breaks?
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Feb 3, 2011 07:21
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hypersober posted:Okay this has been bothering me for a while now. When they post pictures of guests in the studio, why the hell is John Hein always standing in the background? Is this a running gag by the staff? I know he has to be in there to do announce what they'll be discussing on the wrap-up show, which in my opinion is pointless (I loved it when Artie made fun of it by imitating John Hein), but can't he get out of the way? When the send the eventual Amber alert out on John Hein, I imagine one of those background pics will be what the police provide to the local news.
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Feb 3, 2011 07:48
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qbert posted:When the send the eventual Amber alert out on John Hein, I imagine one of those background pics will be what the police provide to the local news. He wears the same shirt day in and day out, so it shouldn't be that hard to spot him.
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Feb 3, 2011 08:24
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therapy posted:Beth is pushing 40 now, and as you get to that age your risk of birth defects during pregnancy skyrockets, especially stuff like Down Syndrome. A friend of mine said the best thing that could happen to the show is for Beth to get pregnant with a Down's baby and Howard has to raise it for the next 18 years. I've decided that this scenario or Artie coming back is the only way that I will start listening again. Your friend is a genius.
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Feb 3, 2011 09:03
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Then he could do his Dick Clark voice for the baby.
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Feb 3, 2011 09:15
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therapy posted:Beth is pushing 40 now, and as you get to that age your risk of birth defects during pregnancy skyrockets, especially stuff like Down Syndrome. A friend of mine said the best thing that could happen to the show is for Beth to get pregnant with a Down's baby and Howard has to raise it for the next 18 years. Down Syndrome is just a made up defect that can be solved by reading Dr. Sarno's book.
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Feb 3, 2011 09:36
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Having lurked this thread for years, I am compelled to post because of how haaaarible the show has been recently. I didn't realize how bad it's become until I listened to a show from 2006. It was so goddamn funny. Everyone on the show had so much energy, the ball busting in the studio was great, Artie was calling everyone out on bullshit. The real killer was Bigfoot being in the studio and Artie laughing hysterically at him for 15 minutes straight. The show now really is horrifically bad. There is ZERO energy in the studio. Everyone is on cruise control. Nobody except for lowly staff members seem to be harassed for our entertainment. poo poo guests. Heaps of ad breaks. Endless noob tech discussion no one gives a gently caress about. I can almost hear the emptiness of Artie's chair. 5 more years of this horseshit? Also, John Hein is a disgusting creep who makes me want to vomit every time he molests me with his eyes.
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Feb 3, 2011 10:29
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therapy posted:Beth is pushing 40 now, and as you get to that age your risk of birth defects during pregnancy skyrockets, especially stuff like Down Syndrome. A friend of mine said the best thing that could happen to the show is for Beth to get pregnant with a Down's baby and Howard has to raise it for the next 18 years. More like raise until Howard dies, unless it's a kid like Gary the Retard who can somehow live on his own. Wendie still lives with her mother. Although calling his kid on the air would be funny: "Has Dick Cheney ever raped you?" "Yes" "Are your pants full of poo poo right now?" "Yes" "Are you a retahd?" "Yes"
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The Sirius Android app hasn't connected for me in at least a week, regardless of the time of day. Anyone having better luck? I might try to reinstall if people are connecting successfully.
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Feb 3, 2011 15:47
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Owsla posted:The Sirius Android app hasn't connected for me in at least a week, regardless of the time of day. Anyone having better luck? I might try to reinstall if people are connecting successfully. I just tried the Android app and it worked fine.
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Rattlehead posted:I just tried the Android app and it worked fine. Yeah same here. Maybe try clearing the cache and logging in again.
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Feb 3, 2011 18:46
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No don't you see his problem is the Android sucks. Now Blackberry that's where its at, or possibly iPhone, I'm not sure...does an Android have a sim card? They are the future you know. Hey get John Hein in here to explain this stuff!
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Feb 3, 2011 18:54
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Am I the only one who loves Jon Hein? I would totally listen to a 3 hour Jon Hein show.
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Feb 3, 2011 19:36
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TheLakers posted:Am I the only one who loves Jon Hein? I would totally listen to a 3 hour Jon Hein show. The only thing worse than Jon Hein is the plain McDonald's hamburgers he ingests every day.
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Feb 3, 2011 19:59
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TheLakers posted:Am I the only one who loves Jon Hein? I would totally listen to a 3 hour Jon Hein show. He's just such a smug prick about everything and it isn't even in a funny way. Plus he seems like the biggest obvious character on the show. He also coddles JD like he's 16.
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Feb 3, 2011 20:17
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TheLakers posted:Am I the only one who loves Jon Hein? I would totally listen to a 3 hour Jon Hein show. I don't love him, but every time I see him I get an uncontrollable urge to suck his dick.
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Feb 3, 2011 20:18
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TheLakers posted:Am I the only one who loves Jon Hein? Yes.
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Feb 3, 2011 20:44
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Something that always annoys me about Hein is that he abbreviates everyone's first name to try to sound casual and it just sounds douchy.
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Feb 3, 2011 20:59
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Mr Lance Murdock posted:Something that always annoys me about Hein is that he abbreviates everyone's first name to try to sound casual and it just sounds douchy. I can't stand the cadence he gives his voice when he reads the previews for the Wrap Up Show. One of the few things I liked about Artie was when he used to make fun of it.
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Feb 3, 2011 21:05
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Grant DaNasty posted:I don't love him, but every time I see him I get an uncontrollable urge to suck his dick. What was that insane number of blow jobs he said he's had in his life again? Something like 82?
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Feb 3, 2011 21:23
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MrMidnight posted:What was that insane number of blow jobs he said he's had in his life again? Something like 82? All I remember is that he tripped the lie detector when they had him repeat it.
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Vakal posted:All I remember is that he tripped the lie detector when they had him repeat it. Yeah that and when they made him recount it he was down to like 30. Hein really is a loving weird dude.
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Feb 3, 2011 21:57
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I hate seeing video of him and Jason. The bad thing is I can't get the image of Jason out of my head now whenever I hear him gargle talk out of his bloated gullet. They are both pretty nasty people and them doing a show on fast food was just too much to take.
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Feb 3, 2011 22:10
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Howard officially started twittering (@HowardStern) 35 minutes ago. He'll quit by Tuesday.
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MrMidnight posted:What was that insane number of blow jobs he said he's had in his life again? Something like 82? He gave a number like that for just his 4 years in college. The Blowjob King of Michigan State.
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-Atom- posted:Howard officially started twittering (@HowardStern) 35 minutes ago. Why would you give away content for free? If anyone wants to hear what he has to say, they'll buy a Sirius and they can listen to him talk edit - strikeout doesn't really work on 4 does it?
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Kt88 posted:Having lurked this thread for years, I am compelled to post because of how haaaarible the show has been recently. Yep. From checking Marksfriggin I see this past "week" (four days) has been a repetition of the same conversations. Howard talks about cell phones, Howard talks about his Letterman appearance, Howard talks about Charlie Sheen, Dr. Laura, Piers Morgan... And these are basically the same topics as last week.
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kylej posted:He gave a number like that for just his 4 years in college. The Blowjob King of Michigan State.  The only way he got his dick in 82 mouths in college is if he went to mortuary school.
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Feb 3, 2011 22:37
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Grant DaNasty posted:
I don't know what you're talking about. The ladies always get wet when I talk about minute differences between McDonald's and Wendy's burgers.
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Feb 3, 2011 23:00
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kylej posted:I don't know what you're talking about. The ladies always get wet when I talk about minute differences between McDonald's and Wendy's burgers. I don't remember him ever saying they were from girls.
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Feb 3, 2011 23:09
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Has there been anything interesting at all this week? Every time I have tuned in, it was just bullshit talk with staff members and commercials (not as bad as when he was on terrestrial radio, but still). Oh sweet, Gary the Retard touching the breasts of a porn whore who is a regular on Bubba.
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Feb 3, 2011 23:38
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Some 22 year old hooker interview was the highlight of the week so far. 
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Feb 3, 2011 23:56
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poo poo, I almost forgot the worst part of the show recently, almost daily Beth questions from 'Eric from Hoboken'. gently caress that guy. Howard must love his calls because once they have moved on from Eric's question Howard lets him stay on the air and mix it up with them on the next topic.
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Mr Hands Colon posted:Has there been anything interesting at all this week? Learning that JD pays pornstars $5 a minute to watch him jerk off on a webcam. Not that it was a shock or anything.
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Over/Under on how long he actually keeps this up? 30 day. I will take the under. http://twitter.com/HowardStern And just cause...one of my favorite pictures of Artie 
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