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Djarum
Apr 1, 2004

by vyelkin
Bill Murray is on the phone!

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FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Is anyone surprised that Howard loves the Bieber movie?

dyn
Jan 9, 2005

Barn duelin' since '07
After Howard played the Ted Nudget star spangeled banner on guitar clip...

"and he didn't miss a word!"

Robin Quivers
February 22nd, 2011

dyn fucked around with this message at 17:17 on Feb 22, 2011

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

How would Bill Murray have been offered the role of Han Solo after the success of Ghostbusters? :psyduck:

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

dyn posted:

After Howard played the Ted Nudget star spangeled banner on guitar clip...

"and he didn't miss a word!"

Robin Quivers
February 22nd, 2011

pretty sure that's a joke

e: a bad and very flawed joke

DangerDummy!
Jul 7, 2009

Millstone posted:

pretty sure that's a joke

I'd say about 80% of Howard's audience is incapable of discerning when something is obviously a joke. It happens all the time in this thread and with the WUS callers.

Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch
I heard the Bill Murray/Star Wars thing and also did not understand where the joke was. It wasn't funny or even sarcastic so it missed its mark.

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

FogHelmut posted:

Is anyone surprised that Howard loves the Bieber movie?

Yes and no. Howard hates opinionated, successful kids that don't deserve what they have. However, he's a big star fucker and Bieber tweeted some poo poo about dedicating the movie to Beth and Howard. So I think he was just kissing Biebers rear end in the hopes he can ge him on the show :barf:

ChubbyEmoBabe
Sep 6, 2003

-=|NMN|=-
Howard has an amazing ability to make me hate poo poo.

Even with the amount of it out there I never cared about twitter one way or another...I guess he is the official "when your mom likes it" person. Not to say the movie thing wasn't cool.

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
"It's like a flashmob! On Twitter!"

Robin Quivers - February 22, 2011

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

Glumwheels posted:

Yes and no. Howard hates opinionated, successful kids that don't deserve what they have. However, he's a big star fucker and Bieber tweeted some poo poo about dedicating the movie to Beth and Howard. So I think he was just kissing Biebers rear end in the hopes he can ge him on the show :barf:

That is pretty gross, he was pretty open about making fun of him before he tweeted at him. Guess we know what anyone famous has to do now, just tweet him or work with his wife and you are then promoted by the show and never goofed on again.

Coming up next, Wendy Williams!

Vakal
May 11, 2008
The 101 replays have almost always been better than the actual show lately.

Today was more fights with the Arte-Howard "bro" one playing right now.

Smeep
Jan 20, 2004

Can this be anyone but Benji ...

Man Jumps Over Barricade at ‘Today’

quote:

An odd moment this morning on NBC’s “Today”: A man jumped over the barricade separating the anchors and crew from the crowd in Rockefeller Plaza, shouting something to the effect of “I am God’s gift to music!” before being tackled by NBC security and the NYPD.

Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch

Smeep posted:

Can this be anyone but Benji ...

Man Jumps Over Barricade at ‘Today’

Holy poo poo, listening to Meredith Vieira yell "OH JESUS" is great. I listened to that part twice.

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

Kelly posted:

Holy poo poo, listening to Meredith Vieira yell "OH JESUS" is great. I listened to that part twice.

That's loving epic.

Wattsamatta
Feb 24, 2008

Well, I certainly want to hear Howard's take on Jessica Hahn telling Barbara Walters to back off because Barbara is a whore too.

Heh


http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=630882&gt1=28101

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Without reading the article, using google, or wikipedia, who here under the age of 30 can tell me what Jessica Hahn is famous for?

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
Well to be fair thanks to dismally short memories, many people over the age of 30 also think that the Reagan years were not somehow a horribly depressing orgy of theft of public funds, reduction of social benefits and curtailing of freedoms.

I mean, they forgot Oliver North's various crimes sufficiently, so how they gonna remember poor ol' Jessica?


I guess "Whore to a Fambly Values Republican" loses its cachet and memorable charms once you've seen that story 1,500 times more recently (at least Jim Bakker was hetero though!)

Moniker
Mar 16, 2004

Bonzo posted:

Without reading the article, using google, or wikipedia, who here under the age of 30 can tell me what Jessica Hahn is famous for?

I'm 27 and the only reason I know is because of Howard.

chiz
Sep 28, 2002
Im 33 and don't know that I remember it at all to be honest.

Actually I don't. I'm pretty sure I heard of her via Howard and then remembered that there were some preacher scandals back in the 80's.

So, kinda but not really.

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
I think she's actually Howard-famous more through her affiliation with Sam Kinison though. Who's been dead for 20 years.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

Bonzo posted:

Without reading the article, using google, or wikipedia, who here under the age of 30 can tell me what Jessica Hahn is famous for?

Yeah I'm 25 and the only reason I know her name is the show.

Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch
I used to get depressed whenever Howard would just randomly plunks down on the phones and she's just sitting there. She's a sad, lonely old woman.

Edit: I know who she is and remember the scandal, but I'm 35. I also remember going to buy "Thriller" in the store with my mom...and it was an album.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

Ether Frenzy posted:

I think she's actually Howard-famous more through her affiliation with Sam Kinison though. Who's been dead for 20 years.

That is depressing. I remember watching him on Married with Children as a kid.

musclecoder
Oct 23, 2006

I'm all about meeting girls. I'm all about meeting guys.

AxeManiac posted:

That is depressing. I remember watching him on Married with Children as a kid.

He was originally supposed to play Al Bundy too, I believe.

Moniker
Mar 16, 2004
Yes with Rosanne as Peg

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

Moniker posted:

Yes with Rosanne as Peg

God that would have been harrible.

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Bonzo posted:

Without reading the article, using google, or wikipedia, who here under the age of 30 can tell me what Jessica Hahn is famous for?

I'm under 30 but barely. She was in some sex scandal with a semi-famous minister. That and her relationship with Sam Kinison.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

Moniker posted:

Yes with Rosanne as Peg

It would make more sense to why Al never wanted to sleep with his wife.

hunter x az
Oct 28, 2003
Married... With Children was a great show. With Kinison it would have been horrible. Glad they didn't sign up for that one.

Vakal
May 11, 2008

hunter x az posted:

Married... With Children was a great show. With Kinison it would have been horrible. Glad they didn't sign up for that one.

Michael Richards applied for the part as well, which I could live with if Ed O'Niell got to play Kramer.

Djarum
Apr 1, 2004

by vyelkin

Bonzo posted:

Without reading the article, using google, or wikipedia, who here under the age of 30 can tell me what Jessica Hahn is famous for?

I am 29 and remember the Jim Baker sex scandal stuff pretty vividly. I didn't put together until years later that it was the same Jessica Hahn that was with Sam Kinison that was my idol as a kid. I didn't get into the show until years later so I didn't know she had a connection to the show.

I have always felt bad for her. She is a really good, nice person who has been taken advantage of by nearly everyone in her life and has been unfairly judged by many people because of it.

Ribsauce
Jul 29, 2006

Blacks in the back.
They played a few JD clips on the retrospective shows last week, the one I remember most was Jamie becomes JD, and then with his stuff today, that dude is seriously disturbed. What a loving creeper, in my opinion the creepiest on the show by miles, which is saying something. I actually got uncomfortable listening to them kill him today for the dildo sucking thing.

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

Bonzo posted:

Without reading the article, using google, or wikipedia, who here under the age of 30 can tell me what Jessica Hahn is famous for?

Some porn.

Basically, it's a WGAS WGAF topic to me.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades
With as connected as Kinison was with the show, it makes sense she is a topic. It isn't that big of a stretch, she would always come on the show and talk about loving people. Plus she is pretty much a whack packer at this point anyway.

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!

Ribsauce posted:

They played a few JD clips on the retrospective shows last week, the one I remember most was Jamie becomes JD, and then with his stuff today, that dude is seriously disturbed. What a loving creeper, in my opinion the creepiest on the show by miles, which is saying something. I actually got uncomfortable listening to them kill him today for the dildo sucking thing.

Yeah I was surprised no one else in the thread mentioned this. JD is creepy and pathetic.

I guess we all knew that, but I was taken aback today by just how creepy he is.

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


Evil Agita posted:

Yeah I was surprised no one else in the thread mentioned this. JD is creepy and pathetic.

I guess we all knew that, but I was taken aback today by just how creepy he is.

Look who's talkin dude

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbqtyR-MgKg

FIRST OF ALL HOW DOES A BABY TALK

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
Holy poo poo I've never heard that before but that had me rolling.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

Crotch Bat posted:

Holy poo poo I've never heard that before but that had me rolling.

Artie's character 'the guy who laughs at everything' is one of the biggest reasons why I miss that fat load.

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burmart
Sep 14, 2002

10,000 Cunts
At least after Jessica Hahn Howard said he was going to do nothing but play things they haven't gotten around to. Random bullshitting like that is my favorite part of the show.


The entirety of this Jessica Hahn interview is "Did you jerk off X?"

burmart fucked around with this message at 13:52 on Feb 23, 2011

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