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null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

Crotch Bat posted:

*does not attend the funeral of Gary's father because "Beth stubbed her toe"*
*attends funeral of Natasha Richardson, a celeb he barely knew*
*is Howard Stern*

Seriously, this isn't him being a comedian, he's just a lovely human being. If he can't schmooze and star gently caress these days, he isn't interested.

It also seems he is pretty insane. I imagine he found reasons to avoid those things because he would care about them, a celeb funeral he wouldn't have to care about. He is afraid to care about people, or be seen caring about people or something. The dude is in therapy 3 days a week, he is obviously damaged goods.

I really don't think he would be a good person to hang around. Anytime anyone says he isn't that guy on the radio and that he is nicer, that is actually him putting on the Clark Kent outfit. He is Howard Stern, he just recoils from it off the air.

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Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

Beth broke her foot and went to the hospital. Gary wasn't upset by it so why should a listener? If Beth broke something before the Natasha Richardson funeral it would have been the same.

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

Former Human posted:

Beth broke her foot and went to the hospital. Gary wasn't upset by it so why should a listener? If Beth broke something before the Natasha Richardson funeral it would have been the same.

Like Gary is arguing with him about that anyways.

Crotch Bat fucked around with this message at 04:18 on Feb 24, 2011

Djarum
Apr 1, 2004

by vyelkin
I believe Howard told Gary he wouldn't go to not turn the funeral into a hooplah. If I were a celeb (although who knows if I am not! ;) ) I wouldn't go to funerals either. They are very private, personal affairs. To be a celebrity and go to a funeral is to bring unneeded attention to it with paparazzi, random fans and even the mourners being more concerned with me being there than the dead. It sucks because you are put into a position where you want to pay your respects but you also want to not make a scene.

The same can be said whatnot about a wedding although it is less disrespectful.

Kt88
Aug 15, 2003
6550

hunter x az posted:

:lol: @ you.

How do you know how well Stern knows someone? I understand thinking he's shallow or obnoxious or has dumb reasons, but your judgment of Stern is pretty ludicrous.

Howard's been doing what he's been doing for 30 years now dude. It's about time he's had some success and can schmooze with the stars. Why do you give a poo poo?

Sounds like you're an angry person and just dump on poo poo because you hate your life.

ok, what do you do for a living?

chiz
Sep 28, 2002
ugh, listening to the Bill Murray interview....He is leagues better an entertainer than Howard yet Howard just barely defers to him. Howard is an idiot and robin is a disaster. Poor Bill.

Howard doesn't understand that as far as entertainment goes he really isn't poo poo.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

chiz posted:

ugh, listening to the Bill Murray interview....He is leagues better an entertainer than Howard yet Howard just barely defers to him. Howard is an idiot and robin is a disaster. Poor Bill.

Howard doesn't understand that as far as entertainment goes he really isn't poo poo.

No, he made a movie once.

digital penitence
Jan 3, 2008

It was embarrassing that Howard was only really interested in SNL and 20+ year old movies like Stripes, Groundhogs Day and Ghostbusters.

How about something recent like Zombieland? I would have liked to have heard Murray talk about playing (and making fun of) himself.

burmart
Sep 14, 2002

10,000 Cunts

heavy liquid posted:

It was embarrassing that Howard was only really interested in SNL and 20+ year old movies like Stripes, Groundhogs Day and Ghostbusters.

How about something recent like Zombieland? I would have liked to have heard Murray talk about playing (and making fun of) himself.

God forbid Howard has actually seen Rushmore or Life Aquatic.

TheLakers
Dec 1, 2007

Please ask me about my mutilated genitals, and belief in faith healing.

hunter x az posted:

:lol: @ you.

How do you know how well Stern knows someone? I understand thinking he's shallow or obnoxious or has dumb reasons, but your judgment of Stern is pretty ludicrous.

Howard's been doing what he's been doing for 30 years now dude. It's about time he's had some success and can schmooze with the stars. Why do you give a poo poo?

Sounds like you're an angry person and just dump on poo poo because you hate your life.

I really admire this guy's work ethic. How the gently caress do you troll so consistently on such a wide rang of topics? From pissing off spurs fans to calling jailbreakers unethical, you're a piece of work.

Wooty
Dec 21, 2002

TheLakers posted:

I really admire this guy's work ethic. How the gently caress do you troll so consistently on such a wide rang of topics? From pissing off spurs fans to calling jailbreakers unethical, you're a piece of work.

How many times a day does he take a dump?

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


The whole poo poo in a bag lady versus Gary is one of the best arcs for this show in awhile. It's so loving surreal and only this type of poo poo could happen to Fa Fa Fo Hiiiii

It's bad enough he gets raked over the coals on the show, but now a lady with nothing better to do but haul around poop in a bag is loving up his home life.

I can't stop laughing.

ChubbyEmoBabe
Sep 6, 2003

-=|NMN|=-
What was that amy fisher tape they were talking about today?

hunter x az
Oct 28, 2003

TheLakers posted:

I really admire this guy's work ethic. How the gently caress do you troll so consistently on such a wide rang of topics? From pissing off spurs fans to calling jailbreakers unethical, you're a piece of work.

Ever consider that I'm not trolling? I just think it's ridiculous that some internet dummy thinks he knows the ins and outs of Howard Stern's psyche and knows all his most intimate fears and can psychoanalyze him on the internet. It's silly.

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
I'm not psychoanalyzing him, I just think he's a douche.

Also internet dummy. Yes.

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost

ChubbyEmoBabe posted:

What was that amy fisher tape they were talking about today?

She made a porno with her creepy boyfriend/husband Lou.

In it he barks orders to her to do awkward poo poo that he perceives to be sexy to the viewer.

Basing my estimate on the quality of the clips that Howard played (and knowing Amy Fisher to be anything but attractive with her chainsmoking long island accent and general background) I would surmise they made about $178 from this venture.

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

Is that the old one where those SHOW ME YOUR PUSSY. RUB THAT CLIT. clips are from? Or is this something new?

GenoCanSing
Mar 2, 2004

Shes Not Impressed posted:

The whole poo poo in a bag lady versus Gary is one of the best arcs for this show in awhile. It's so loving surreal and only this type of poo poo could happen to Fa Fa Fo Hiiiii

It's bad enough he gets raked over the coals on the show, but now a lady with nothing better to do but haul around poop in a bag is loving up his home life.

I can't stop laughing.

Canceled my subscription, but fascinated to hear about this. Someone please elaborate.

ChubbyEmoBabe
Sep 6, 2003

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Ether Frenzy posted:

She made a porno with her creepy boyfriend/husband Lou.

In it he barks orders to her to do awkward poo poo that he perceives to be sexy to the viewer.

Basing my estimate on the quality of the clips that Howard played (and knowing Amy Fisher to be anything but attractive with her chainsmoking long island accent and general background) I would surmise they made about $178 from this venture.

Ahh thanks, I hadn't heard about that or remembered it.

Sounds like some good comedy porn.

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




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AltronHGX posted:

Is that the old one where those SHOW ME YOUR PUSSY. RUB THAT CLIT. clips are from? Or is this something new?

Yeah, that's it.

Ribsauce
Jul 29, 2006

Blacks in the back.

GenoCanSing posted:

Canceled my subscription, but fascinated to hear about this. Someone please elaborate.
http://www.greenwichtime.com/local/article/Shock-jock-s-news-show-rips-into-Greenwich-again-1027435.php

That guy Neil Strauss's interview was whatever, but then who the gently caress is Ralph to call in like he is king pimp. Doesn't he sit alone in his apartment all day surrounded by Ironman cardboard cutouts?

I missed part of the show, but it did come close to making what I think could be one of the greatest bits in show history. Send JD to one of those PUA guys and record them trying to make him speak to a girl without going err uhhh hahahaha after mumbling out 4 words. I'd pay a couple hundred to make it happen (which is probably enough to sponsor a bit on the drat thing now)

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

Shes Not Impressed posted:

The whole poo poo in a bag lady versus Gary is one of the best arcs for this show in awhile. It's so loving surreal and only this type of poo poo could happen to Fa Fa Fo Hiiiii

It's bad enough he gets raked over the coals on the show, but now a lady with nothing better to do but haul around poop in a bag is loving up his home life.

I can't stop laughing.

Yeah I'm really enjoying it although it sounds like Gary is amused by the whole situation too :(

Smeep
Jan 20, 2004

Ribsauce posted:

Send JD to one of those PUA guys and record them trying to make him speak to a girl without going err uhhh hahahaha after mumbling out 4 words. I'd pay a couple hundred to make it happen (which is probably enough to sponsor a bit on the drat thing now)

Didn't they do this once? I swear I remember a bit like that.

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


I've never heard Neil Strauss speak before, but after listening to that interview today I just felt creeped out. Like Andy Warhol telling people how to "pick up chicks"

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

Shes Not Impressed posted:

I've never heard Neil Strauss speak before, but after listening to that interview today I just felt creeped out. Like Andy Warhol telling people how to "pick up chicks"

I thought he came across a little awkward on the show which was surprising because he once went on national television and essentially put all of his teachings into work on one of the most attractive and desired women in the world.

Edit: To clarify, I'm not advocating the pick-up artistry, I'm just pointing out how easily the conversation flows for him in the situation.

Sand Monster fucked around with this message at 15:12 on Feb 25, 2011

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
So are they live on Monday?

sedative
Mar 20, 2003

‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ :allears:
That jerkoff Chaunce did an interview with Artie's Dayner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8Ui3RNaFWY&hd=1

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

sedative posted:

That jerkoff Chaunce did an interview with Artie's Dayner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8Ui3RNaFWY&hd=1

Is this worth listening to?

EngineerJoe
Aug 8, 2004
-=whore=-



-Atom- posted:

Is this worth listening to?

I'm 3 minutes in and he's so boring I want to turn it off. She hasn't said more than 'mmhmm'.

It seems to be about a suicide benefit.

Mr Lance Murdock
Feb 29, 2008

Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world

EngineerJoe posted:



It seems to be about a suicide benefit.

Ya, I skimmed through it. One of her friends, not Artie, committed suicide so the benefit is more for that than Artie.
She does talk a bit about Artie, but I can deal with the format or Chaunce.

I Am a Keg.
Sep 25, 2008

by T. Finn
Is Chaunce's magazine the NYC equivalent to the arts/entertainment/scene magazines that feature local indy bands and artists and hip restaurants that pretty well every city has?

Considering how The Village Voice exists, I'm guessing that it's not even on that level.

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


Was searching for the Gary vs Crazy Poo-in-a-bag Lady but it's not on YouTube yet.
I did find this though:

Howard says Gary cheated on his wife from Sept. 2003
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVlHXXckIzQ

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost

Sand Monster posted:

I thought he came across a little awkward on the show which was surprising because he once went on national television and essentially put all of his teachings into work on one of the most attractive and desired women in the world.

Edit: To clarify, I'm not advocating the pick-up artistry, I'm just pointing out how easily the conversation flows for him in the situation.

This guy looks exactly like Sal Governale with a shaved head

Mr Lance Murdock
Feb 29, 2008

Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world
I love Gilbert

RealGilbert Gilbert Gottfried
#HowardStern said if he hits # of followers he'll send bikini pics of his wife. If I reach 45k I promise to jerk off to pictures of his wife

Alkaphanel
Dec 29, 2008

-Atom- posted:

Is this worth listening to?

Not in the least. Theres Stern/Artie mentions peppered through it only to promote an unrelated fundraiser. Save yourself the hour.

Artie got some attractive women in his time though, I'm impressed.

OG KUSH BLUNTS
Jan 4, 2011

JD creeps on girls pretty hard, my girlfriend followed him on twitter and he immediately added her on Facebook and sent her a message.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

OG KUSH BLUNTS posted:

JD creeps on girls pretty hard, my girlfriend followed him on twitter and he immediately added her on Facebook and sent her a message.

He's pretty smart. I mean if you ask out every girl in the room sooner or later you'll nab one.

JD will die alone.

Spacemonkey57
Dec 1, 2004

-Atom- posted:

JD will die alone.

Of a venereal disease he picks up from some pornstar trying to promote her website.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

-Atom- posted:

Is this worth listening to?

It's Chaunce, so no.

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-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

Howard Stern posted:

Never heard of Alex Jones but listening to the charlie sheen interview I'm pretty sure Alex is wackier than Charlie. Outstanding.

Last year, Jones predicted a coming race war in America to be brought on by the release of Robert Rodriguez’s Machete. It didn't happen.

In other obvious news, Howard owns.

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