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Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

OG KUSH BLUNTS posted:

JD creeps on girls pretty hard, my girlfriend followed him on twitter and he immediately added her on Facebook and sent her a message.

Did he ask her to suck on a dildo for $50?

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TheLakers
Dec 1, 2007

Please ask me about my mutilated genitals, and belief in faith healing.

hunter x az posted:

Ever consider that I'm not trolling?



Not even for one second bro.

chiz
Sep 28, 2002

-Atom- posted:

In other obvious news, Howard owns.

that quote sounds more like Howard trying to discredit someone for getting a way better scoop than him.

DangerDummy!
Jul 7, 2009

chiz posted:

that quote sounds more like Howard trying to discredit someone for getting a way better scoop than him.

Christ, I know crab-assing about Howard and imbuing some phantom ulterior motive into his every move is considered high sport in this thread, but have you contributed a single comment that isn't completely bitchy? Maybe the show just isn't your cup of tea anymore, man.

Wooty
Dec 21, 2002

DangerDummy! posted:

Christ, I know crab-assing about Howard and imbuing some phantom ulterior motive into his every move is considered high sport in this thread, but have you contributed a single comment that isn't completely bitchy? Maybe the show just isn't your cup of tea anymore, man.

Someone is counting how many dumps they take...

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
Remember to wipe with baby wipes. Really jam your finger up your rear end in a top hat and clean it all out.

Ribsauce
Jul 29, 2006

Blacks in the back.

OG KUSH BLUNTS posted:

JD creeps on girls pretty hard, my girlfriend followed him on twitter and he immediately added her on Facebook and sent her a message.
Send this to the news. Please do it

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

Ribsauce posted:

Send this to the news. Please do it

For sure, you know for a fact Steve would run it.

Vakal
May 11, 2008

Ribsauce posted:

Send this to the news. Please do it

Yes, and also toss in some false claims as well.

Steve fact checks nothing and will report it as truth and JD hasn't the verbal skills to defend himself at all.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Steve I'm going to have to call you back later!

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

Vakal posted:

Yes, and also toss in some false claims as well.

Steve fact checks nothing and will report it as truth and JD hasn't the verbal skills to defend himself at all.

Post a screenshot of the message, then let us photoshop something funny into it.

scapulataf
Jul 18, 2007

by Ozmaugh

AxeManiac posted:

Post a screenshot of the message, then let us photoshop something funny into it.

This. loving this!!

Stern show memory. Yucko calls in, busts Artie's balls about something, and Artie comes back and says something like "Whats it like to be a soon to be homeless clown"? A few months later the house/trailer that he was living in burned down..

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


scapulataf posted:

This. loving this!!

Stern show memory. Yucko calls in, busts Artie's balls about something, and Artie comes back and says something like "Whats it like to be a soon to be homeless clown"? A few months later the house/trailer that he was living in burned down..

Yucko the Sad Clown series:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwKBFSVGZ7s

All this poo poo makes me miss Artie more and more.

sedative
Mar 20, 2003

‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ :allears:
The show is live tomorrow according to Howard on twitter.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

Shes Not Impressed posted:

Yucko the Sad Clown series:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwKBFSVGZ7s

All this poo poo makes me miss Artie more and more.

I liked Yucko when he was a dirty guy in a clown suit yelling racial slurs, not when he was convinced being a dirty guy in a clown suit yelling racial slurs was a valid career path.

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
Howard's also on The Daily Show tomorrow, just saw a commercial for it.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

Crotch Bat posted:

Howard's also on The Daily Show tomorrow, just saw a commercial for it.

He'll also be on Kimmel Thursday, and Letterman is replaying his appearance on Friday.

Mr Hands Colon
May 7, 2009

requiescant in pace.
Right now they are replaying an old Bubba show (on radioIO) from when they first started at Sirius. It's amazing to hear how everything was and it really wasn't all that long ago. Also, I didn't know that Voodoo Child as their intro most likely had to do with the fact that this was the song that Hulk Hogan would enter the ring back when he was in the WCW.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Glad he's on today, but who gives a poo poo about elephant boy.

Viktor
Nov 12, 2005

Mr Hands Colon posted:

Right now they are replaying an old Bubba show (on radioIO) from when they first started at Sirius.

Getting really annoyed with radioIO. It's been the same commercials for months now and a few of of them is really shady.

The whole, coinsatwholesale.com, coinsofkings.com, shopnumis.com, are all a MLM scheme they advertise. The advertising is great "Don't invest in a savings bond, buy modern numismatic coins" If you dig around at coinsatwholesale.com a part of the javascript forwards you to url = "https://www.shopnumis.com/coinsrcool";. On that redirected page if you look at the top is the contact info of: Tom@TomBean.org. They re-brand the page for the different MLM "agent".

Is this the real Tom Bean? Why yes the email is on an official press release http://www.vartv.com/pdf/Bubba_2008_11_24.pdf

So here you have the CEO of the company using it for advertising of a MLM of https://www.numisnetwork.com/ he's involved in (god knows at what levels), yeah not subscribing on principle. Perhaps SiriusXM was right, I wouldn't pick up the phone and call Tom Bean either.

Smeep
Jan 20, 2004

It seems like Howard actually ... understood http vs https! :wth: Our little boy is growing up.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
The S is for simcard

chiz
Sep 28, 2002

FogHelmut posted:

Glad he's on today, but who gives a poo poo about elephant boy.

same people who give a poo poo about Jessica Hahn, nobody.

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

Bonzo posted:

The S is for simcard

:golfclap:

I actually have an affection for Elephant Boy, at this point he is the longest running active wackpacker. Although, he has taken breaks over the years.

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


If you don't find the story of Elephant Boy making GBS threads his pants on the NYC subway while going to Yankees game with poo poo stained socks and all that it entailed, then you well I don't know. You're probably normal and not hosed up because I laughed so hard at that.

Every time I hear his voice I'm reminded of that story and I can't stop laughing.

I actually got it mixed up with an Artie joke. Elephant Boy was on the way to a Gary appearance. Here's the Youtube clips:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLtEPy3BBp8

It is one of the most hosed up things

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Shes Not Impressed posted:

If you don't find the story of Elephant Boy making GBS threads his pants on the NYC subway while going to Yankees game with poo poo stained socks and all that it entailed, then you well I don't know. You're probably normal and not hosed up because I laughed so hard at that.

Every time I hear his voice I'm reminded of that story and I can't stop laughing.

I actually got it mixed up with an Artie joke. Elephant Boy was on the way to a Gary appearance. Here's the Youtube clips:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLtEPy3BBp8

It is one of the most hosed up things


That stuff is funny, but I can't listen to all of the racist stuff they make him do - pretending to be Korean, saying all "ching chong feed me dogs." It's douche chills.

Vakal
May 11, 2008
Sal self-diagnosing himself using medical websites is the greatest.

Smeep
Jan 20, 2004

"He's such a dick-sucking fucknut. And really I have nothing against the guy ..."

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

I like the THUSSY.

You like the poetry?

Oh yeah! YOUR PUSSY!

He likes the poetry.

YEAAAAAAAH!

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Wooty
Dec 21, 2002

chiz posted:

same people who give a poo poo about Jessica Hahn, nobody.

I liked both of them.

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


"Are you gonna cum? Cum you bitch."

This Elephant Boy phone sex is ridiculous.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything
Howard did a pretty good job on the Daily Show.

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

Smeep posted:

"He's such a dick-sucking fucknut. And really I have nothing against the guy ..."

I wonder why he's being nice all of a sudden to Ryan Seacrest. That drat therapist is destroying Howard or Beth has an upcoming job with Seacrest.

digital penitence
Jan 3, 2008

Charlie Sheen is on the phone right now. Missed the beginning though, just turned it on right now.

Qaz Kwaz
Jul 24, 2003
What's your email? I've got some shitty posts that you NEED to read.
Nice, way to go, Fla Fla Flo Fly.

Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch
He sounds much more lucid...still crazy but he has calmed down a bit. Though, that could be because it is 5:30 out there.

digital penitence
Jan 3, 2008

Kelly posted:

He sounds much more lucid...still crazy but he has calmed down a bit. Though, that could be because it is 5:30 out there.

Yeah, I'm also surprised by how coherent he sounds. I can actually follow what he's saying. But like you said, it's really early in the morning there.

Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch
Okay he DID just say something about standing guard because a higher power told him to. And, he's blathering about his kids hanging out with his porn stars. That's pretty hosed up.

SpeedyCow
Oct 8, 2001

I luv the itty bitty Phillies!
I luv the itty bitty Phillies!
I luv the itty bitty Phillies!
Playing "Manic Depression" after coming back from commercial. Nice!

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Djarum
Apr 1, 2004

by vyelkin
Charlie just seemed normal Hollywood to me. Most successful actors I have ever dealt with have been much like that in private. They are heavily coached for talk shows as a lot of them are a mess of a human being. Imagine the mentality of someone who never gets told "no", has enough money to do nearly anything they want and not responsibility. It is like having a giant, spoiled kid. Charlie is at least open about how he is and his behavior but it is much more common than you would like to think.

He does have a point though with his argument though. The guy is ready to go to work and they keep coming up with reasons not to. CBS knew exactly what it was getting into when they hired Charlie Sheen and I doubt that his behavior at all has changed over the last several years.

Sadly that doesn't matter though. There is a good quote in that "War for Late Night" book I just read from a former head of NBC Irwin Sigilstein to Lorne Michaels when Lorne decided to quit after unfair treatment.

quote:

Let me just take you through what will happen when you leave, when you leave the show will get worse. But not all of the sudden-gradually. And it will take the audience a while to figure that out. Maybe two, maybe three years. And when it gets to be, you know, awful, and the audience has abandoned it, then we will cancel it. And the show will be gone, but we will still be here, because we're the network and we are eternal. If you read your contract closely, it say that the show is to be ninety minutes in length. It is to cost X. That's the budget. Nowhere in that do we ever say that it has to be good. And if you are so robotic and driven that you feel the pressure to push yourself in that way t make it good, don't come to us and say you've been treated unfairly, because you're trying hard to make it good and we're getting in your way. Because at no point did we ask for it to be good. That you're neurotic is a bonus to us. Our job is to lie, cheat and steal - and your job is to do the show.

That is TV in a nutshell.

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